We go backstage to Chino standing in between Razor and Haydee. They are arguing over last weeks actions where Chino was knocked out with a chair that was last seen being held by Razor.

Haydee
We know it was you. C'mon Razor just admit you smashed Chino in the head because well simply, you were jealous that he was going to face Kengoro and not you!

Razor
Jealous?! Chino is my best friend besides my biggest rival. I have no reason to take him out unless we had a title match

Chino looks at Razor with a confused look as to trying to figure out what he meant by that.

Chino
Listen, you both need to relax. Dee, I told you last time, Razor didn't do it! Now please, we need to focus on this upcoming match

Chino looks at Coleman who clears his throat. Haydee then turns her focus to Coleman also followed by Razor. All three turn their backs to Chris and continue to talk amongst themselves

Razor
Well I know Timmons will get the ass kicking of his life, with all the shit he's been talking. I can't wait to get my hands on him.

Chino
Yeah Sugamoto, man he seems like a real ass kisser, tryin to humble himself. He knows what we bring to the table. Timmons nor Sugamoto have faced us both at the same time. Timmons run your mouth all you want. You took advantage of Razor and myself beating the crap out of each other then snuck in and kicked two legends while they were down. This week.....ITS ON!

They walk away as Haydee is seen pumping her fist in the air....As they turn the corner we can hear a Raven followed by a voice "NEVERMORE"

Tim
Another week of this NEVERMORE bullshit!? I'm getting pissed! Who is this guy?!

Joey
Your guess is as good as mine Tim, but I will tell you what I do know. Tokyo Ace also known as Mitsuharu Nogami and Ryo Marusaka will step into this ring in just a few moments and do battle, with the winner going to the PPV to face Kurt Cornell for the JR heavyweight title!

Tim
Due to the weather, Jennifer Torres was unable to make it tonight for the in ring introductions, so I would like to introduce first, Mitsuharu Nogami!

Nogami walks out as the fans are giving him a nice reaction. He walks slowly down to the ring and rolls in under the bottom rope

Joey
Tim I hope your ready for tonight's action....One on One Jr Heavyweight battle!

 Running with the Devil" by Van Halen plays. The lights goes off, then they come back on with Ryo Marusaka standing on the stage. He starts to run around wild. Then runs to the ring jumps on the ropes and shows off for the fans.

Tim
For those watching at home, don't be alarmed that is Ryo Marusaka! The other superstar recently signed by Monto and Haney to participate in the events here at UWF!

Marusaka trying to slowly circle Nogami, Nogami quicly circling him though and forcing Marusaka to keep up, Marusaka reaching out quickly to lock up with Nogami, Nogami slapping his hand away and Nogami with a kick to the back of Marusaka’s thigh knocks him off balance a bit, but Marusaka quickly recovers, and Nogami moving in quickly for several blinding shots at the face of Marusaka, disorienting him and driving him back into the ropes before Nogami leaping out of reach again.

Tim
Well we defiantly have the speed here in Marusaka, going against the more solidly build and heavier Nogami.

Joey
Marusaka pushing the limit for the Junior ranks, but that may come to his advantage if he can manage to ground Nogami.

Tim
Easier said then done!

Nogami leaping up and catching Marusaka Hurricunrana and before you can even blink Nogami is right back on his feet again and heading into the ropes, nearly taking Marusaka’s head off with a spinning wheel kick that sends Marusaka out of the ring.

Tim
I’m pretty sure that is not where Marusaka planned to be.

Joey
I’m pretty sure nothing that has happened in these opening seconds was planned by Marusaka, it’s all Nogami right now.

Marusaka climbing to his feet on the outside and Nogami already up on the top rope leaps off with a summersault plance suicida that takes Marusaka down to the floor mats.

Crowd
HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

Tim
WOAH!!!!!!!!

Joey
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN…..

Tim
AND NOGAMI ALREADY BACK ON HIS FEET….

Marusaka holding his head on the floor as Nogami rolls back into the ring and acknowledges the fans on each side of the ring before raising his hands in victory then rushing into the ropes again. Slingshot summersault dropkick onto a rising Marusaka and both men down again. Nogami leaping to his feet once more as the New York fans come up out of their seats cheering him on.

Crowd
 Nogami!!!!!! Nogami!!!!!! Nogami!!!!!!

Nogami heading back into the ring once again, grabs hold of the top rope as Marusaka climbs back to his feet, and Nogami with a slingshot bodysplash gets caught in the middle of it by Marusaka who nails him with a hard thrust kick that catches Marusaka in mid air

Crowd
HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

Nogami hitting the mat hard, Marusaka is down again, both men looking a bit shaken and neither is quick to get up as the referee begins his count.

Tim
Well I think this is exactly what Marusaka was trying to avoid, the match going to the outside early and someone, specifically him getting injured.

Joey
Yes but it is what these fans wish to see when they come to a UWF show, they want to see guys flying in, out and around the ring, they want to see high risk moves and Nogami giving them that right now!

Tim
Yeah but it’s not just his body he’s putting on the line.

Joey
I know that, and so did Marusaka when he signed with UWF!

The referees count reaching 7 by the time Marusaka is able to pull himself up and slide back into the ring. Nogami is still down, and clutching his ankle, and Marusaka rolling back out again to break the count, reaches down and pulls Nogami up and slides him back inside.

Tim
Well this is where Marusaka wanted the match to take place, this is where he feels more comfortable so it will be interesting to see what happens now.

Nogami slow to get back to his feet, Marusaka slipping around behind him quickly takes him over with a belly to back brainbuster suplex.

Joey
Nice!

Marusaka pulling Nogami up, then whips Nogami into the ropes, and lowers his head. Nogami grabs the ropes, then charges at Marusaka, attempting to kick him in the face. Marusaka rolls to the side, and sweeps Nogami's legs out from under him, then drags him towards the corner. Marusaka grabs both of Nogami's ankles, looks over his shoulder, and catapults Nogami over the top turnbuckle and into the exposed ring post.

Tim
Marusaka measuring Nogami and it looked like he was trying to send him over the turnbuckles.

Joey
I think if he had wanted to, that’s where Nogami would have ended up, but like we’ve already said, Marusaka wants to keep it in the ring, we’ve already seen what can happen out on the floor.

Tim
Good point.

Marusaka pulling Nogami out of the corner, whips him into the ropes then follows him in with a knee to the gut. Marusaka repeating on the other side, with a second knee to the gut before pulling Nogami up for a suplex then dropping him abs first across the top rope.

Tim
Marusaka hung out to dry…..

Joey
And Marusaka heading to the top!!!!!!

Corkscrew Elbowdrop by Marusaka and he lands it right across the back of the shoulders of Nogami who crashes face first to the mat.

Tim
I think it is safe to say the tide has shifted!!!!

Joey
Just for the moment Tim, just for the moment!!!!

Marusaka rolling Nogami over of the cover

1…

[Kickout!]

Tim
 Nogami still very much in this thing!

 Marusaka pulling Nogami up, and firing him into the ropes, then catches him coming off with a dropkick to the abs that folds Nogami up and sends him out to the floor. Marusaka standing in the ring waiting for him, watching as the referee begins his count and Nogami picks himself up on the outside.

Tim
This is a smart strategy by Marusaka, waiting on Nogami rather then heading out their after him and risking any further injury.

Joey
Well Marusaka does seem to have shaken to opening moments off well as has Nogami who is already picking himself up on the outside..

Nogami sliding back into the ring, Marusaka looking to grab hold of him and Nogami rolling out of the way quickly and back to his feet. Marusaka turning, right into a sit down face buster and Marusaka is stunned. Nogami waiting, As Marusaka climbs to his knees, and then Nogami unleashing a kick to the right side of Marusaka’s head, then a kick to the left, which he follows up with a third kick to the back of Marusaka’s head sending him face first to the mat again.

Tim
We have seen a lot of stiff kicks in UWF, but none so far has been as hard as that one right there.

Nogami with a baseball slide dropkick into the side of Marusaka’s head, before heading up to the top rope.

Joey
What do you suppose……!!!!!!!

Crowd
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!

Nogami with a shooting star legdrop to the back of Marusaka’s neck and Nogami rolling Marusaka over for the pin


Tim
It could be over right here!!!!

1…

2…

[Kickout!!!!!]

Joey
 HOW IN THE BLUE HELL DID HE MANAGE THAT!!!!!!

Tim
Hell if I know Joey but Marusaka did!!!!!

Joey
Monto and Haney and anyone else in the back. Look at these two guys. They are the next big things in UWF!

Nogami on his feet and pulling Marusaka up with him, quickly leaps up and takes Marusaka down with a hurricunrann that sends him halfway across the ring and Nogami heading up to the top rope now.

Tim
Another high risk move!!!!!

Nogami leaping off the top for an off the top rope summersault splash with twist…..

Tim
He paid for that one!!!!

Marusaka getting the knees up and Nogami hitting them and bouncing hard to the canvas as Marusaka takes a moment to pull himself back to his feet.

Joey
And the tide turns yet again!!!!!

Marusaka over to Nogami and pulling him back to his feet then whipping him into the ropes, Nogami coming off the ropes, Marusaka waiting for him, leaps up for the spinning wheel kick, Nogami drops down to avoid it. Marusaka landing in the ropes a bit tangled and of position to do anything about the dropkick from Nogami that sends him out to the floor below.

Tim
OUTSIDE AGAIN!!!!

Joey
Nogami’s GONNA JOIN HIM!!!!!

Nogami with a no hands suicide plancha onto Marusaka and the back of  Marusaka’s head striking the mat hard. Nogami right back up though, leaps up onto the ring apron and waiting as Marusaka staggers to his feet.  Nogami leaping off the apron, jumping rana down onto Marusaka….

Tim
HE GOT CAUGHT!!!!!!

Joey
HOLY SHIT Marusaka CATCHING Nogami IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT MOVE AND DRILLING HIM WITH A POWERBOMB!!!!!!

Marusaka standing up and pulling up Nogami, then rolling him back into the ring, before heading up to the top rope.

Tim
 We saw what happened when Nogami went up there, does Marusaka really want to try something like this after such a huge move out there on the floor?????

Joey
Doesn’t matter he’s going to anyway!!!!!!!

Marusaka off the top now, leaping down at Nogami…

Tim
OH MAN THAT HAD TO HURT!!!!!!

Joey
 OFF THE TOP ROPE MOONSAULT DOUBLE STOMP BY Marusaka RIGHT INTO THE STOMACH OF Nogami!!!!

Tim
If Nogami hadn’t rolled out of the ring after that one would have been over!!!!!!

Nogami on the ground outside the ring, holding his stomach in pain as he strains to get air in and Marusaka heading out there after him, pulls him up and rolls him back into the ring to break the referee’s count. Marusaka whipping Nogami into the ropes then nailing him with a Leg Lariat, planting him in the center of the ring. Rolling thunder senton bomb by Marusaka to follow it up and he makes the cover

1…..

2….

THHRRRRRRRRRNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Tim
Nogami WITH THE KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey
I CAN”T BELIEVE IT!!!!!

Marusaka rolling off Nogami and reaching down to pull him up and Nogami with an inside cradle

1…

2…

[Kickout!]

Tim
Nogami almost stole the win with that surprise move right there and I don’t know where he gets the energy!!!!

Marusaka rolling back to his feet and pulling up Nogami right into an armlock before he climbs to the top rope and begins to walk them, Nogami however jerks back and drops his weight to the mat, pulling Ronin off the ropes

Tim
I know what Marusaka was looking to do, but Nogami denying him the chance.

Nogami climbing back to his feet, clutching his stomach and still feeling the effects of the stomp, Marusaka climbing to his feet as well and Nogami sliding around behind him, hops onto Marusaka's back, trying to take him down with a crucifix. Marusaka reaches out and grabs the ropes, then pulls Nogami onto his shoulders. He turns around, and charges across the ring, and executes a forward roll, driving his shoulders into Nogami stomach.

Tim
Marusaka just landing on Nogami and drove the air out of him with that move.

Joey
And Nogami is face down on the canvas holding his stomach.

Tim
He is going to be bruised in the morning I’ll tell you that!!!!!!

Marusaka pulling Nogami to his feet and driving him back into a corner with a loud series of knife edge chops

Crowd
 WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chop]

Crowd
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chop]

Crowd
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marusaka with a stiff kick to the side of the head of Nogami, stunning him, before backing up and nailing him with a superkick while he is still pinned in the corner. Nogami slumping but Marusaka not allowing him to fall, Grabs him and straightens him back up then hops up to sit on the top rope behind him, grabs an inverted facelock on Nogami and then jumps off the turnbuckles and swings himself to the side, taking Nogami down with an inverted tornado DDT!!!!

Tim
Man I love that move!!!!!

[Marusaka making the cover.]

1….

2…

[Kickout!!!!]

Joey
So close!!!!!!!!!

Marusaka climbing back to his feet, shaking his head as he does so while pulling Nogami up with him and Marusaka just unloading a stiff dropkick into nogami face to knock him back into the ropes, Marusaka charging him for a clothesline, Nogami ducking then stopping shot and floating over into a DDT but holding on for an extra rotation to give it a tornado look before drilling Marusaka to the mat. Nogami backing into the ropes, comes off into a forward roll and a rolling Koppo kick right into the head of Marusaka.

Tim
Marusaka has taken quite a few headshots today!!!!

Joey
Yeah and it’s a testament to his perseverance that he’s still conscious!

Tim
Yeah, just like it’s a testament to Nogami’s that he’s still able to stand upright after all those shots to the gut he’s taken!!!!

Joey
No doubt both men beaten and battered, but there is also no doubt in my mind that they still have quite a bit left in them!!!!

Nogami heading up to the top rope now, As Marusaka rolls over and climbs to his knees.

Tim
Nogami better hurry, Marusaka’s watching!!!!

Nogami leaping for the cross body block, and Marusaka stepping back out of the way and then slamming him to the mat while Nogami is in mid move. Nogami rolling over, holding his stomach again and Marusaka over to him pulls him up and whips him into a corner. Nogami in hard and Marusaka charging runs up the outside ropes then at he reaches the top kicks Nogami in the chest on his way to perform a back flip. Marusaka landing on his feet, then charging forwards, burying his shoulder into the midsection on Nogami, who folds up.

Tim
Someone needs to think about ending this thing, before someone really gets hurt.

Joey
Well they have both tried and they have both failed to put the other man away.

Marusaka pulling Nogami back towards the center of the ring, then bends Nogami over and hooks both his arms, putting the lower arm between his legs which he hold in place after hooking Nogami’s other arm. Marusaka lifts Nogami till he is about level with his chest, then starts falling to the same side as Nogami’s head then throws Nogami to the side, flipping him over so he lands face first!

Tim
FACE FIRST PUMPHANDLE SLAM!!!!!!

Marusaka rolling Nogami over for the cover

1….

2….

3….

Tim
MARUSAKA WITH THE HUGE WIN!!!! HE DID IT

Joey
He has just earned and I truly mean earned his right to face Kurt Cornell in the JR Heavyweight title match at New Years Annihilation!

Tim
I can't believe the amount of athleticsm we just seen here in this opening bout.

Joey
I can't wait to see this next match, The Gift Vs Siven. Now recently Siven has been on a losing streak, not really being himself lately losing his first two matches since joining UWF.

Tim
Yeah but facing Goth last week. and Jason Myers the week before that, two people you don't want to meet in a dark alley.

Joey
This week he faces the Anti Extreme poster child. "The Gift" With the awesome stipulation, Lose....Go Home for a month! I wouldn't be surprised to see Gift lay down and give this one to Siven....

“Superstar” by Saliva hits and out steps The Gift wearing a black leather waist jacket with a skull on the back. The Gift stomps down the ramp with the odd glance to the left and then right. Gift stomps up the steel steps and enters the ring. He climbs the second turnbuckle raising an arm. He jumps down and does it to the opposite corner. Young jumps down and goes to the left turnbuckle and chucks his arm up high. He jumps down and does it to the opposite corner raising his arm before jumping down bouncing on the spot ready for action.

Tim
Joey, here is a man who signs with UWF thinking he can change this style the fans love.

Joey
Thats never going to happen Tim. That is why UWF fans love us cause we bring them best hard hitting, extreme violent action, and high impact moves.  

"Siven's name flashes on the screen slowly at first. Each time his name appears a beep almost like a heart monitor at a hospital beeps. As a few seconds go by, the flashing gets faster and faster. Slowly it starts to flash from the name Siven to the face of Siven and back and forth. The rate continues to increase until Set me up by Project 86 hits and Siven walks out through the drapes. The screen changes to highlights from his previous matches. He stops just a few feet out and looks around the arena just to gage the response. After a few seconds, he walks down to the ring without taking his attention away from the ring. He slides in under the bottom rope. "

Tim
Will tonight be the night Siven breaks his losing streak?

"Then the lights go dim. UWF's theme song comes on and out from the back is Rich Haney with a mic in hand."

Haney
Hmm last time I checked this was UWF. Yet Mr. Gift not once but twice doesn't wrestle in the match he was booked in. So Gift you like wrestling in old school type matches huh? Ok then that's cool my friend let take it old school then lets bring back the 70's of wrestling

Tim
Huh? The 70's !!

Haney
Now with my power Gift you will be Wrestling tonight in a Steel Cage Texas Death Match!..Lower that cage boys and Gift have fun!

Gift sees that cage above them is getting lowered down. He try's to run but the cage is already down and Gift is trapped. Gift comes out of the corner, they tie up, Gift powers Siven back to the corner, Siven reverses it, now they’re fighting around the cage jockeying for position. Siven powers Gift into the corner, knee to the mid-section. Siven climbs the turnbuckles, swinging DDT, NO! He lands on his feet, Northern Lights suplex, Siven’s up in the air, he blocks it, oh my! Siven goes back first into the cage.

Tim
Gift seems to claim about this.

Joey
He has to Tim. He isn't claim then Siven will smell that fear and attack.

Gift stands up, he slaps Siven! Bad idea! Siven grabs Gift, he goes face first into the cage! Siven with a go-behind, waistlock, he shoves Gift into the cage! Siven rolls back, he’s up to his feet, Gift turns around, he looks a little tipsy, Siven charges, lariat, NO! Gift with a drop toe hold, Siven goes face first into the cage! He staggers back, Gift scoops him up, oh my! Military press, Siven goes back first into the top of the cage!

Tim
What power Gift has.

Joey
Yeah. He going to need more then power tho.

Siven’s down on the mat, Gift drags him back up, atomic drop coming up,! Siven goes face first into the cage! Gift using his Technical wrestling skills to his advantage. Gift’s got Siven by the hair, single leg trip by Siven, Gift hits the mat, sSiven’s all over Gift! He’s putting rights and lefts between his eyes!

Tim
This old school?

Joey
Yeah Tim. Don't you Remember Terry Funk in the 70's? He made matches like this against The Sheik. Very bloody stuff in the 70's.

[Gift throws Siven off, both men to their feet, Siven with a thumb to the eye! The crowd’s getting behind the young wrestler from Cleveland Ohio. He grabs a waistlock, oh my! German suplex sends Gift back and neck first into the cage! Siven’s still hanging on, spinning German suplex!]

[1....2....3!]

Tim
Remember this is a Texas Death Match, now Gift’s got a ten count to get up.

[1....2....3....4.....5]

[Gift’s back to his feet, he tells the ref he’s fine! The ref steps aside, Siven nails Gift with a right! The rookie’s gotta watch out! Irish whip, reversal, Siven hits the corner hard, he stumbles out, Super KICK! Siven just got his head kicked off his shoulders, he might be out.]

[1....2....NO!]

Tim
Siven gets the shoulder up.

[Gift drags Siven back to his feet, bear hug, belly to belly!

[1....2....NO!]

Tim
Siven kicks out. Alot of fight in this young man.

Joey
Yeah he fighting for a pay check Tim. If Siven loses then he gone for 30 days. That means he won't get paid.

[The Gift’s gotta do better than that. Siven’s brought up the hard way, he eats the cage. Gift’s holding him against the cage, and now Siven’s face’s being raked across that cyclone fencing the cage’s made out of. Blood is pouring out of Siven now . Gift dumps Siven over the top rope and now he’s caught between the cage and the ropes. Gift runs to the ropes! Body check drives Siven into the cage.]

Tim
Damn. Gift is showing us side to him we never seen .
 
[Gift drags a dazed Siven back into the ring, scoop, Michinoku Driver! Hook of the leg.]
 
[1....2...NO!]

Tim
Siven gets the shoulder up.

[Gift can’t put him away. He drags Siven back to his feet, he’s setting him up for an inverted DDT, Siven reverses out of it, waistlock on Gift, OH MY! one arm belly to back suplex, Gift lands on the back of his neck. Cover,

[1....2...NO! ]

Tim
 Gift kicks out.

Joey
What a move by Siven.

[Siven rolls to his feet, he’s going to the door, he’s calling for a table!]

Crowd
TABLE, TABLE!!

 [Siven opens the door and the attendents staff are sliding a table into the ring. Gift’s slowly getting up, Siven shuts the door, Gift’s on his knees, Siven turns around, he ducks  another super kick, Gift gets crotched on the rope! Siven climbs onto the bottom rope, Falling DDT on Gift!]

[Siven rolls him over,]


1....2....NO!

Tim
Gift gets his foot on the bottom rope.

Siven rolls to his feet, now he’s setting up the table against the ropes. Siven drags Gift to his feet, he synchs Gift up, he’s gonna suplex him through the table, Gift blocks it, OH MY GOD!! FALCON ARROW PUTS SIVEN THROUGH THE TABLE!

Crowd
 (UWF, UWF!!)

1....2....NO

Tim
Siven GETS THE SHOULDER UP!

Joey
I don’t believe it. Siven kicked out.

Tim
That had to be on instinct alone.

Joey
He can be pinned remember, this is a Texas Death Match .

Gift looks visibly upset, he drags Gift to his feet, Irish whip, Siven hits the ropes, he ducks the lariat, Gift turns around, Siven grabs him, swinging DDT! Siven’s right back up, he drags Gift to his feet, oh my! He throws Gift shoulder first through the remains of the table.

Tim
Welcome to UWF Gift.

Joey
Were boys become men and men become gods.

Siven pulls Gift out of the table, he looks pissed, It looks like the Falcon Arrow woke him up. Double chickenwing on Gift, Tiger Suplex!

1....2...NO!

Tim
 Gift kicks out.

Siven rolls to his feet, he grabs another double chickenwing, he shoves Gift face first into the cage! Siven grabs him by the hair, inverted DDT!

 1....2....NO!

Siven doesn’t appear phased by it, he’s going back to the table, he’s breaking off a piece, Gift gets to his feet, Siven busts the table piece over his head. Gift’s staggering around, Siven grabs him, siven hooks both of Gift's hands, flip him up, Siven nails the Vertica !

1....2....3.
 
Tim
Siven pinned him, but once again, Texas Death rules .

1....2....3....4....5

Joey
Gift’s starting to move.

6.....7....

Joey
Gift’s on his knees.

 8....9...

Tim
Gift’s up!

The crowd’s going nuts! Siven grabs Gift, Gift eats the cage! Gift’s standing there, it didn’t phase him! He’s staring at the young man Siven! Kick to the mid-section, The Rise and Fall!

1....2...NO!

Tim
Siven kicks out! Neither of these two men want to lose this match

Joey
They’re refusing to lose.

 Gift’s up first, he drags Siven back up, piledriver coming up, Siven blocks it, backdrop!

Tim
What power by Siven! 

Gift’s getting back up, Siven grabs him, Irish whip, gift hits the corner hard! Siven’s calling for a chair, he opens the door, a ring attendant hands him a chair, Siven turns around, he charges Gift, chair to the head! Siven drops the chair, he’s climbing the ropes now, I think we’re gonna be seeing some Diamond Dust. Wait, Gift blocks it, he’s got Siven, Tombstone Pile Driver on the chair!

1....2....NO!

Tim
Siven gets the shoulder up!

Joey
He’s nuts. Why doesn’t he just let Gift pin him, he’s got a ten count to get up anyways.

Tim
Because this kid has heart. He said he won't anyone pin him anymore.

Joey
No what he was saying was he won't anyone beat him Tim.


Gift drags Siven up to his feet, double underhook by Gift. He’s got Siven set up, TIGER BOMB!

Tim
That’s gotta do it for Siven.

Joey
We might see the Extreme Rookie get the upset!

1....2....3! NO!!!!!!!

Tim
Siven got the shoulder up just an eyelash before The Ref’s hand hit the mat a third time, the crowd can’t believe it and neither can I!

 Gift’s not happy at all, he drags Siven to his feet, he’s gonna go for it again, no! Backdrop by Siven! Gift’s getting back to his feet, Siven grabs him, double underhook , THE VERTICA!!!!!!!!  by Siven, that’s gotta do it!

1....2....3.

Tim
Thats three!!

Joey
Now here’s the question, can Gift get to his feet,

 1....2....3....4....5

Tim
Gift’s just starting to move.

6....7....8....9.....

Joey
Gift’s up to his knees,

10.

Tim
Wow, what a effort by Gift, he falls to mat, but Siven gets the W.

Joey
Barely Tim. Barely.

Tim
The winner of the match, Siven!

We're taken backstage were a man seems to be laid out on the ground. A note attached to his body, the cameraman rolls the guy over to reveal its Elliot Devlin. On the note it simply says 1/25/09 NEVERMORE.....Jake Hibberson walks up and shakes his head. He looks around and kicks Devlin in the head. He smirks and stands there as we go back to ringside.

Tim
Man whoever this guy is, he's really making a bunch of enemies

Joey
Yeah tell me about it, and Chino seems to be the only one who has a slight clue as to who it is.....

Tim
Well if this note is acurate, we should expect something at the PPV! Moving on....Quite possibly the match everyone has been waiting for....The Rage in the CAGE! Now weapons are in the ring, and we have the competitors in the ring, we are simply waiting for the cage to come down.


Timmons’s not waiting for the cage to come down. Timmions goes after Razor before he get to the ring, Razor takes a trash can in the head! The fans are going nuts! Timmons’s dumping the contents of the trash can all over the rampway, there’s a ton of goodies! Razor’s getting back to his feet, Rockwell with a trash can lid, YES! Razor’s eyes just rolled into the back of his head! Timmons tosses the lid aside, what’s he got now? It’s a leather strap! Chino and Sugamoto are brawl inside the ring. Chino goes for a clothesline, Sugamoto ducks spins back around and nails Chino with a stiff clothesline of his own.

Tim
This match all over the place. We got Timmons whipping Razor on the ramp way and Chino and Sugamoto going at it in the ring.

Joey
Yeah but where is the cage? I feel more save if all four these men were inside a cage.

Tim
Forget the cage! We got action every where you look.

 Razor’s crawling towards the ring, I don’t think he was prepared for this. Strap across the back, and another! Timmons’s choking Razor with the leather strap! Razor’s flailing all over the place, thumb to the eye of Timmon! Tim’s blinded, Razor’s back to his feet, rolling belly to belly on the ramp by Razor! Razor’s right back up, he’s going to pile of goodies on the entrance way! Sugamoto picks up Chino by the hair. Chino standing in a daze, Sugamoto runs off the ropes and Chino slides to the outside of the ring.  Chino facing the crowd point this head like his smart but turns around and Sugamoto does a head first dive thru the ropes onto Chino. Sugamoto back up, grabs Chino and rams his head into the ring post,,then again and again. Chino bleeding and holding his head in pain. Razor’s got a keyboard, Timmons’s getting up, keyboard between the eyes! Timmons’s stunned but he’s still standing! Razor drops to his knees, ohh! Razor goes low with the keyboard! Timmons falls to the ground in pain, Razor’s dragging him towards the ring now.

Tim
There’s still three more garbage cans full of weapons though.

Joey
Razor rolls Timmons into the ring, now Razor’s going for another one of the trash cans in corner of the ring!

 Razor see that Chino is laying on a table and Sugamto is on the guard rail. Razor takes off running.

Tim
OH MY GOD!

Joey
Razor hurls himself out of the ring with a plancha nailing Sugamoto off the rail and into the crowd.!

Crowd
UWF UWF UWF!!!

Timmons’s right back up now. He climbs the top ropes looking down at Chino on the table, dives off and chino rolls out of the way. Timmons crashes thru the table hard.Chino is up he’s got the trash can, he blasts Timmons in the head with it! Timmons’s down, look at the dent in the trash can! Chino’s looking for some goodies, he’s got golf club! Four! Timmons takes it between the eyes! He’s down, Chino goes back into the goodies, he’s got a license plate

Tim
Oh no, he’s not gonna tee off! 

Timmons’s lying on the ground, Chino puts the license plate on his jewels

Tim
FOUR!

Joey
Now that’s some extreme golf!

 Chino throws Timmons back inside the ring. Then the staff drags Sugamoto and Razor back into the ring and now the cage is lowerd. Both Sugamoto and Razor are down and dead to the world. Chino drags Timmons to his feet, Irish whip, reversal, Chino hits the cage hard! Timmons’s got another trash can now, he charges Rockwell with it, big boot! Timmons gets the trash can kicked into his face! Apparently Chino was prepared for this kind of match! Chino’s taking something else out of the trash can, it’s a boom box!

Tim
I wonder if its a JVC Kaboom Box?

 Chino pulls up Timmons, he blocks the boom box, knee to the stomach by Timmons, he’s got the boom box, he nails Chino in the head with it! Blood splashes every where. Razor now is slowly getting back to his feet.

Tim
That boom box didn't break.

Joey
That's one hardcore boom box!

 Sugamoto’s back to his feet, he grabs the trash can, he’s putting it over Razor’s head! The hardcore icon of the UWF’s in trouble right now! Sugamoto’s climbing the ropes, Razor’s in trouble.

Tim
OH MY! Spinning leg lariat nails the trash can!

Joey
Razor might have a concussion! Hook of the legs, 1....2...NO!

Tim
Razor kicks out!

Firemen’s carry takeover by Chino on Timmons as Timmons was slaping Chino's head yelling at him to get up. He pulls Timmons back up, reverse fireman’s carry, Timmons slides down Chino’s back, hangman’s neckbreaker! Timmons’s back to his feet, now he’s got that dented trash can. Chino’s getting up slowly, trash can to the head! Timmons throws the trash can on the mat, he drags Chino to his feet, powerbomb coming up, Tiger Bomb! Sugamoto’s got a trash can, Razor’s getting back to his feet, OH MY! What a toss by Sugamoto, he nailed Razor in the back of the head with the trash can! Mr Ninja Warrior’s getting the last trash can, he puts it on the top turn buckle. Razor’s dragged toring corner where the trash can is, he places the trash over the face of Razor. Sugamoto runs to the ropes, baseball slide dropkick, Oh! Sugamoto nails Razor hard with that baseball slide drop kick. Trash can to the head of Chino by Timmons! Chino’s staggered, Timmons grabs something out of the trash can, it’s a cookie tray, cookie tray to the head!

Tim
Christ, look at the dent, those’re like undentable! 

Chino’s still standing there, I think he’s out though. Timmons’s up on the turn buckle, Chino sees him, rolling shoulderblock!. Chino’s right back to his feet, he grabs Timmons and throws him into the cage. Chino’s going into the trash can on the mat , he’s got a cement brick! Chino puts the brick on the ring mat. Timmons’s pulling himself up by the ropes, Chino grabs him from behind, he’s got Timmons’s arms, he turns him inside out, unprettier! Timmons goes face first into the brick, splitting Timmons head open. Rowell rolls him over, 1....2...NO! Timmons gets his foot on the bottom rope. Chino’s going for the cement brick again. Tim’s gotta get back to his feet or he’s in big trouble! Chino stands over Timmons's head with brick above his head, Timmons has his hands up and out of nowhere Sugamoto springs off Timmons hands and drop kicks Chino in the face. Sugamoto is back up and Razor he’s getting back to his feet, wait, Sugamoto’s got something else, that’s not a brick, it’s a Nintendo! Who the hell does Sugamoto think he is, That 80's Guy? Nintendo to the head, NO! Razor blocks it! Right jab to the mid-section, Sugamoto drops the Nintendo, Razor grabs a double underhook, DDT on the Nintendo! Razor’s getting back to his feet, he drags Sugamoto to his feet, Irish whip,reversal, Razor hits the corner hard! Here comes Sugamoto, huge lariat! That just took the air out of Razor, wait, where’s Sugamoto going? He’s climbing the ropes, Razor’s out of it, DIAMOND DUST!

Tim
Sugamoto going for a cover. 1--2--kick out.

Joey
I thought Sugamoto had it.

Sugamoto’s going back to the trash can, he’s looking for more goodies. Barbed wire, barbed wire! Sugamoto’s got a strand of barbed wire! We haven’t seen enough barbed wire tonight. Razor’s pulling himself up by the ropes, Sugamoto’s, no, he’s not doing that. He’s wrapping his arm in barbed wire! Razor turns around, barbed wire lariat! Razor’s clutching his face as blood pours out of it now, that must’ve hurt like hell. Sugamoto see Chino picking up Timmons, barbed wire lariat on Chino this time! Chino gets right back up , lariat, NO! Chino ducks, Sugamoto turns around, superkick! Sugamoto caught it under the chin. Razor gets back up and him and Timmons start to brawl. Trading blows the face, Razor's eye is cut now but they keep brawling. Timmon trys to ram Razor's head into the cage, Razor blocks it, and gets Timmons crashing into the cage. Razor picks up a bowling ball pin, Timmons kicks Razor in the gut, grabs the pin and cracks it over Razor's head.

Tim
There goes the rest of Razor's brain cells.

Joey
Them pins are thick, and Timmons cracked one over Razor's head.

Tim
Razor's skull maybe cracked now. Tim’s showing us that he’s the true hardcore wrestler of the UWF

 Chino he’s getting the trash can, he slams it down on Sugamoto’s face. Rowell’s going to the ropes, he’s got the top rope, Double stomp off the top ropes onto Sugamoto! Sugamoto tosses the trash can off his face, he’s getting to his knees, Chino doesn’t see him, JESUS! LOW BLOW WITH THE BARBED WIRE! (UWF, UWF!!) Chino’s rolling around in pain on the mat, Sugamoto’s climbing the ropes Sugamoto’s on the top, FLYING BARBED WIRE ELBOW!

Tim
Cover, 1....2....3!

Joey
NO! Chino gets the shoulder up right before the ref’s hand hits the mat a third time.

Tim
That was really close.

Timmons drags Razor to his feet, full nelson, Razor blocks the Dragon suplex, foot stomp! Razor stomped on Timmons’s foot, backspin DDT! Razor calls for a table, the UWF staff opens the door of the cage and slides a table inside. Razor picks up Timmons, whip him into the corner. Razor picks up Timmons sits him on the top turnbuckle. Razor is climbing the cage now, he is on top of the cage. Razor jumps off the cage landing on Timmons shoulders and turns it into a Hurracanrana.

Tim
WOW!

Joey
Razor just jumped off the cage and landing a Hurracanrana onto Timmons that was on the top ropes!

Crowd
UWF UWF UWF.

Razor drags Tiommons to his feet, European uppercut by Timmons out of nowhere! And another! Kick to the mid-section, Timmons’s got Razor, Dragon suplex Through the table.

Tim
There's a cover. 1....2...kickout.

Joey
Timmons should know putting Razor through a table won't keep him down.

 Sugamoto and Chino are still down, Sugamto gets up first, Sugamoto’s going back into the trash can, what in the hell’s he got. It appears to be an action figure, it’s a Siven ACTION FIGURE, Sugamoto drags up Chino, Siven TO THE HEAD! Sugamoto whips Chino into the ropes, barbed wire lariat! Sugamoto’s arm’s been busted open by the wire. He sits up Chino, now he’s digging his forearm into Chino’s head! Timmons points the a staff and yells gave me another table. The staff member slides the table into the ring. Timmons he’s going for the table. He’s setting it up in the middle of the ring, Timmons’s one for one with tables. . Where’s Tim going? He’s going back into the trash can, oh no thats’ not what I think it is? YES! Timmons’s spraying the table in lighter fluid!

Tim
I think Timmons’s gonna try and have his Fourth of July barbeque right now.

Crowd
FI-RE, FI-RE!!

 Timmon’s going in his pockets, he’s got a lighter! (YEAH!!!) Razor’s pulling himself up by the ropes, FIRE, FIRE! The table’s on fire in the middle of the ring! Christ look at those flames! Timmons grabs Razor, Timmons going for a Lariat, Razor catches his arm, spins it behind Timmons back, lift up into a up, reverse fireman’s carry, Its Over!! (reverse DVD)]

Tim
Razor just landed the Its Over on Timmons. he going for a cover 1-2-..Oh Sugamoto breaks it up.

 Sugamoto grabs Razor, throws him into the corner. He runs at Razor, Razor puts his foot up and Sugamoto runs it into. Sugamoto stunned, Chino from behind spins Sugamoto around lift Sugamoto up, Sugamoto slides down Chino back and quickly slaps a belly to back suplex!

Tim
Sugamoto just sent Chino crashing thru that flaming table!

Joey
Chino is dead to the world.

Tim
Sugamoto hooks the legs...1--2--thr...Razor made a diving save.

Sugamoto get up and looks dead into eyes of Razor. Timmons from behind hits Razor with a stop sign. Sugamoto starts to unwrap the barbed wire around his arm. Timmons is going for the T- Crusher. Sugamoto pushes Timmons away from Razor, Timmons pushes Sugamoto back then Sugamoto spits some black mist into the face of Timmons,Timmons falls down holding his eyes in pain. Sugamoto wraps the barb wire around Razor's neck then drops to the mat with a Katahajime. The ref is running around Sugamoto in shock, then looks at the camera signaling to the back "what does he do" Sugamoto is really choking Razor, using all of his might. the ref calls for the bell.

Tim
Holy Shit!!

Joey
Your...Your Winner is the team of Sugamoto and Timmons. Damn that was crazy.

Tim
Shit!

We are taken backstage once more before the main event. Goth is seen in his locker room rolling his head causing his neck to crack. He seems prepared when a loud bang is heard from outside his door. He calmly walks over and sees a note on his door. 1/25/09 He brushes it off and walks towards the ring.

Goth is seen at the top of the ramp, no music plays as he slowly walks down to the ring area. He crawls in and sits in the corner awaiting Matt Starr. After a few moments of silence. We are taken backstage again. We see UWF officials and an ambulance in the parking lot. Matt Starr is being loaded into the ambulance as Chris Coleman is back there to get an idea of what has happened.

Coleman
Guys I have just gotten word that Matt Starr is a hero.....To explain. Danny Exodus is officially MISSING! We believe Matt Starr was trying to help Danny from his captors and recieved a brutal beat down at the hands of these masked men. Nobody was around for witness this is just what I believe has happened. I can confirm that a note has been found simply saying NEVERMORE....Now I don't know exactly what it means but once again he strikes a big name in UWF....

Joey
Well Goth picks up the win over Starr by default....This is starting to get out of hand.

Suddenly President Monto is seen on the big screen as the fans begin to boo.

Monto
Yes you ungrateful maggots boo me! And since your in the mood to boo, allow me to give you fuel! So I see Chino and Haydee are getting a little close. They say for Tag Team. I think otherwise....So to clear the air at the PPV. Chino you will face Haydee in a FIRST BLOOD MATCH!

Tim
How is that even fair?!

Monto
And it will become even better! Haydee if you win. Well simply put, you will hold a massive victory over Chino. And Chino my boy, if you lose....Your hopes of winning the UWF World title have just went out the window. So now you must choose. Inflict pain on the only female in the UWF, or suffer the loss of the only thing that matters in UWF! The choice is yours!

Joey
Whoa Chino has the deck stacked! This PPV is heating up with less than 3 weeks away!

The show ends with Goth smirking in the middle of the ring. He poses for the crowd as they all begin to chant UWF UWF!s