UWF opens with fans standing outside, minutes before Blood and
Guts is scheduled to kick off. Chris Coleman is backstage waiting for the
Arrival of President Monto. A limo pulls up with UWF1 as the license plate. We
see a driver come out and open the door, Coleman runs over and we see a man's
leg. Suddenly, Will Nichols exits the Limo as we hear the fans go nuts! He is
dressed in a three peice suit as Coleman has a surprised look on his face.
Nichols fixes his collar and smirks. He looks at the camera and puts on a pair
of sunglasses. He looks at Coleman and grabs the mic.
Will
Nichols
Tonight. The arrival is complete. Tonight is only the start.....New
Years Annihilation. The Extremist....RETURNS!
Nichols drops the mic and continues to walk in. We go to
ringside as Joey Numbers and Tim Floyd are standing by.
Tim
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is with my deepest apologizes,
due to the lack of funds UWF has released Jennifer Torres from her duties as
Ring Announcer. UWF shall no longer have formal
introductions.
Joey
Well for me that just means, less bullshit, MORE
ACTION!
Pyro shoots out as the fans begin to go
nuts! Suddenly, Faint by Linkin Park hits as the fans cheers turn to boo's
President Monto makes his way out as Chris Coleman is seen backstage confused.
Monto comes out with a mic in hand as the fans begin to chant Asshole
Asshole.
Monto
Yes, week after week I
get boo'd thats great. Why don't you all just shut your mouths for a minute. I
have a few announcements to make concerning the UWF's first PPV since its
return. Now just a few days ago I booked Chino vs Haydee in a First Blood match.
That was a good booking but then of course my best friend in the world Rich
Haney sent me a text message to my blackberry. Advising me we need to show some
violence some real extreme wrestling. The Pink Slip on a Pole match is capable
of all that but we need to take it a step further. Allow me to introduce the man
who will be part of the first ever UWF Spiked Nail DEATHMATCH! Ladies and
Gentlemen, before his match tonight against Tim Timmons...Allow me to bring to
you. Mr Ninja Warrior! Kengoro Sugamoto!
Kengoro makes his way out to the top of the ramp, He struts
out as the fans give him a lot of heat.
Monto
Kengoro, thank you for coming out here. Now last week in
the Rage in a Cage we seen you pretty much snap, you took barbwire and nearly
killed, I mean KILLED Razor...And it is by request of yourself that you face him
at the PPV in a UWF Spiked Nail Deathmatch, is this
correct?!
A Razor Razor chant
breaks out as Kengoro covers his ears. He stomps on the ground as the fans are
chanting WE WANT RAZOR! Kengoro grabs the mic and begins to
speak
Kengoro
Last week, was a
test. It was to show everyone that I will do whatever it takes to stake my claim
as the greatest wrestler in UWF.
Tim
Well I think he has a lot more
than just one act of insanity before he can do that
Kengoro
Razor.
Bring your sorry ass out here so I can finish you off right here RIGHT
NOW!
One by Metallica hits as the
fans become unglued! They are all on their feet as Razor is seen via sat. The
fans turn to boo's expecting to see Razor out here
tonight
Razor
Kengoro! You
thought you had me where you wanted me! At the PPV, that will be just the start
of a battle you can not handle! Good luck against Timmons....I'll be watching!
Oh and I ACCEPT!
Joey
There you go! Ladies and Gentlemen at the PPV we
will have a Spiked Nail DEATHMATCH!!! The Hardcore Hall of Famer Razor takes on
Mr. Ninja Warrior Kengoro Sugamoto! I can't believe this! What an announcement!
Tim
This
all before we even start our show! Asher vs Jacob Morrison! These two men are
starting to take this little debut to a whole new level! Morrison is looking to
make a statement while Asher is looking to take Morrison out for good in his
first match with UWF! We got tables coming up next!
Joey
That's right, as a matter of
fact, here comes Asher right now!
"Bad Religion" hits as Asher comes out with the Iran flag
waving it strongly as the fans in the armory as on their feet chanting USA USA.
He calmly walks down to the ring he stops in front of one of the four tables
surrounding the ring and collapses it. He slides it into the ring and smirks as
he awaits Jacob Morrison.
Tim
This is going to be one of those matches where we
just might see someone die....
Joey
Tim, for once I have to agree, the
past week these two have absolutely went almost manic on each other. I can't
wait to see Morrison and Asher get this underway.
"Are you ready for this?" begins to play as Pyro emits and the
fans are cheering for Jacob Morrison who doesn't appear. A few moments pass by
and we see fans in the stands going nuts! Morrison is in the crowd with a steel
chair he is sneaking into the ring as Asher is facing the
entrance.
Tim
Oh how classic
is this!
Joey
Rule number 1, always be prepared for
ANYTHING!
Morrison slides into
the ring and nails Asher in the back of the head with the chair. Morrison slams
the chair down and begins to clap his hands as he paces around the ring. He
looks around and notices the table Asher brought in already. He grabs it and
sets it up. He lifts Asher up and he climbs to the top rope, Asher rolls off
before Morrison can even attempt anything
Tim
Smart one by Asher, this match was almost over
before it started
Joey
Tell me about it, this was almost a Tyson fight
from the early 90's done in the first minute!
The Showman Jacob Morrison hops down from the top turnbuckle
and walks over to Asher who nails a shot to the mid section. Asher whips
Morrison into the ropes and connects with a drop kick to the jaw. Morrison falls
to the mat as the fans begin their hatred towards Asher with a chorus of Boo's.
Tim
These fans.....HATE
Asher....
Joey
No doubt about that one Tim, Asher is quite possibly
the most hated man in UWF since...Well.....since UWF first ever
opened.
Tim
We had some very pushy wrestlers but I think Asher
definetly tops them all!
Asher picks up
Morrison but Morrison trips him up. He sends him to the ground with a quick leg
sweep catching Asher off guard. Asher rolls up quick and regains himself in the
corner. Morrison runs and attempts a super kick. Asher flips backwards over the
ropes and lands on his feet on the outside.
Tim
I didn't know Asher was that
athletic!
Joey
Well over in Iran you have to be very
versitile!
Morrison runs
towards the ropes and fakes a plancha. Asher moves out of the way and faces the
fans who are giving him more heat. He points to his head with the "I'm smarter
than you" look on his face. Asher turns around to a face full of boots as
Morrison nails him with a baseball slide sending him into the barricade.
Morrison backs up and nails a perfect over the top rope body splash into Asher
who can't manage to catch and hold Morrison.
Joey
What a
move!
Tim
Listen to these fans!
Crowd
UWF! UWF! USA
USA!
Tim
They love it!
Joey
What a way to open up the show!
Heading into the PPV, you never know what to
expect!
Morrison grabs a hold of
Asher and places him on the table as he climbs the barricade. He motions
for a leg drop as the fans are cheering. Morrison jumps and Asher somehow moves
out of the way. Morrison crashes through the table as Asher is holding his back.
He is waving to the back as the ref shrugs his shoulders.
Joey
What does this Asher guy
have in his back pocket?
Tim
I don't see anything
Joey....
Joey
Not litterally, I mean.....damn you Tim! It was a figure
of speech!
Asher grabs Morrison
and rolls him into the ring, he grabs another table and slides it into the ring.
Two tables are in the ring and set up. Morrison is still feeling the affects of
his missed leg drop. Asher grabs Morrison and puts him on the table. He climbs
the top rope after grabbing the chair. He flips and Morrison moves almost inches
before Asher crashes through the table with the chair under his legs.
Tim
Whoa! Another table
destroyed! Still no winner! These guys are good at sending themselves through
tables....Lets just hope Monto and Haney got enough tables for these
two.
Joey
Knowing Monto and Haney, they probably bought the entire
inventory of tables from every local Home Depot and
Lowes!
Just then Morrison puts
the remaining table in the ring into the corner. He grabs Asher and whips him
into the corner. Morrison backs up and begins to do some acrobatic moves.
Flipping and spinning before landing a back handspring following up with a short
football tackle through the table! Asher is folded up like an
acordian!
Tim
That's the
match! Morrison picks up the win!
Joey
WAIT! Who the hell is
that!
At the top of the ramp we
see......ASHER?! He walks down slowly as Morrison is in the ring, he looks down
at Asher in the ring and then Asher walking down. The Asher in the ring rolls
out and pulls off his facial hair! Morrison looks confused and pissed at the
same time! Asher has a mic but before he can say anything, Rich Haney is at the
top of the entrance with a mic in hand!
Rich
So Asher, you think you can outsmart Morrison?!
Well maybe you did. Tough luck for you. Instead of giving Morrison the win. You
have just bought yourself a fresh Tables Match....Oh correction....a fresh LIGHT
TUBE TABLES MATCH! Bring them out!
The
fans go balistic as UWF officials walk down two by two with light tube tables.
They walk past Asher as he is throwing a fit! They set up four around the ring
and four inside the ring. Asher turns to Haney and begins to yell. Morrison
looks down at the imposter Asher and exits the ring. He gives chase and the
imposter falls to the ground. Morrison hunts him down as he gets to his feet.
Morrison kicks him in the gut and lifts him on his shoulders, he looks at Asher
standing in the middle of the entrance way and nails a Fireman's Carry Slam
through one of the light tube tables!
Joey
One Asher down....One to go!
Tim
And he
thought he had it bad last week against Haydee and Chino.....
Joey
I
bet now he is wishing it was that easy
Asher starts to
walk backwards as Haydee appears at the top of the entrance along side Rich
Haney. Rich turns his head and nods as Haydee reveals a barbwire Kendostick in
her hands. Asher is looking at the ring and then back at Haydee, we see his
frustration as he runs and slides into the ring. Morrison now even more pissed
slides in after him. Asher nails a few cheap kicks to the back of Morrison's
head.
Joey
Cheap! Damn it!
Tim
He had no place to go, it was either Haydee with the Barbwire
Kendo or Morrison and the Light tube tables!
Joey
I would of taken my
chances with Haydee....
Morrison
grabs Asher's leg and pulls him to the ground. Both men get to their feet at the
same time and begin to trade lefts and rights. Asher gets the upper hand after a
cheap kick possibly south of the mason dixon. Morrison bellows over in pain as
Asher grabs the chair and cracks Morrison in the head. Morrison falls to a knee.
Asher looks surprised and cracks Morrison again! Morrison stands up as if it
didn't even phase him!
Joey
He
just took two massive chair shots to the head! How is he not down! He went down
to a knee and then almost jumped up to his feet!
Tim
Captain America
is in the building!
Morrison is
telling Asher to give him another. Asher shakes his head and thrusts the chair
into Morrison's gut. Morrison grabs his stomach and Asher nails him with a chair
shot to the back followed by a vicious shot to the head. Morrison finally falls
to the ground as Asher spits on the ground. He goes to the corner and grabs his
Iranian flag. He begins to strangle Morrison with it as the fans are booing
heavily and chanting
Crowd
IRAN SUCKS! IRAN SUCKS! USA
USA!
Tim
This is horrible!
Joey
I know I bet Asher bought
that flag on ebay and now he is using it to strangle Jacob
Morrison!
Tim
What does Ebay have to do with
this?!
Joey shrugs his shoulders
as Tim shakes his head. Asher is choking out Morrison as the ref is puzzled.
Morrison seems to be out. Asher wraps the flag around Morrison's neck and throws
him into the corner inches before the light tube table Asher yanks the flag and
Morrison falls flat on his back
Tim
It looked like someone just pulled the rug out from
under The Showman there! Asher is fresh, he's taking advantage of
this.
Joey
Yeah
but its not over....this is just the start!
Asher grabs Morrison and whips him into the ropes but Morrison
stops, he turns and grabs the flag from around his neck, he pulls and Asher
comes face to face with Morrison. Jacob Morrison kicks Asher in the gut and
nails a DDT> Asher holds onto the flag causing Morrison to fall to the mat
also. Morrison is on one knee as he removes the flag from his neck. He is over
by the ropes gasping for air as Asher finally gets to his feet. Asher runs at
Morrison who sends him over the top rope with a back body
drop!
Joey
TABLE! TABLE!
TABLE!
Tim
NO!
Somehow I don't know how but somehow ASHER MISSED THE LIGHT TUBE
TABLE!
Morrison looks down and
wipes his face. He goes to the outside and grabs Asher. Asher attempts another
cheap low blow but Morrison closes his legs trapping Asher's arm. Morrison
smirks and pulls Asher in. He hooks him for a suplex and nails it inches from
the table! He grabs Asher and rolls him into the ring. Morrison slides in and
waits for Asher to get to his feet. Just as he does...
Tim
SUPERKICK! Oh what a Superkick to the
jaw!
Asher falls backwards barely
missing the table again! Morrison shouts "Time's up!" He grabs one table and
stacks it ontop of another. The fans are cheering as he looks down at Asher, he
spits blood on the chest of Asher and kicks him in the head. Morrison grabs
another table and stacks it on top of the other two. The fans are going nuts and
cheering for more tables!
Joey
These light tube tables are smaller than regular
tables so he can probably stack 10 of those things before it makes a
difference!
Morrison stacks the
four tables inside the ring into one large sized Light Tube table! The fans are
going nuts! Morrison grabs Asher and sends him into the ropes, Asher comes back
with a clothsline as Morrison falls. Asher a bit woozy falls to a knee. He puts
his arm on the tables and looks up at Morrison. Morrison is back on his feet and
flying through the air nailing Asher with a flying roundhouse kick! Asher falls
to the mat as Morrison throws his hands up. He grabs Asher and places him on the
tables
Joey
What is he
thinking?! He could of slammed him through and had the win!
Tim
He
said clearly, he wanted to send a message to Asher!
Morrison climbs the
top ropes and yells out loud "Welcome to America BITCH!" He leaps nailing his
signature triple flip moonsault crashing on top of Asher through all four light
tube tables! The ref leaps off the mat in amazement. The fans are going crazy
Tim
OH MY GOD! Morrison just
impaled Asher with about ten thousand peices of broken glass! We need EMT'S NOW!
Joey
Well Morrison wins, sends the message to Asher. Will these men
make it to New Years Annihilation?!
Tim
One might. Well....Morrison might, I wouldn't expect to see
Asher!
Joey
Well lets jump right into the next match. Kurt Cornell
faces off against Mitsuhara Nogami
Tim
Yeah you gotta wonder where a victory over Cornell puts
Nogami in the Jr Heavyweight picture
Joey
Hey Tim, they are in the ring? No music?
When did this happen?
Tim
I don't know but hey Monto isn't going to
complain.
The bell rings
and Nogami starts with a hard left to the face of Cornell, sending the
other man to his knees and Nogami just standing there now, glowering down at
Cornell as he climbs back to his feet, clutching his jaw.
Tim
Damn, if The Jayster didn’t
have Denver’s attention with the sound of the bell, he has it now after that
shot!
Cornell vertical once more and
Nogami with a stiff kick to the midsection of Cornell before grabbing him by the
head and chucking him through the ropes and down to the floor
Tim
Damn, Nogami not showing much
respect for his opponent there, and Cornell not showing us much of anything TOO
respect at this point!
Joey
Nogami is learning like Sugamoto. He have
show no respect to the other guy to get over here in UWF.
Nogami right out of
the ring after Cornell, not even giving him a moment to breath before yanking
him up by the arm and whipping him back first into the steal ring barricade.
Cornell screaming in pain, as he collapses to his knees, then falls face first
to the thin black padding on the ground. Nogami stomping on the back of Denver’s
head as he attempt to climb back to his feet, then stiff kicking him in the ribs
as he gets to his knees and attempts to crawl away.
Tim
A
vicious streak being shown by Nogami here.
Joey
It’s not viciousness
it’s desire to win, but he had better get Cornell back into the ring before both
of them get counted out!
Tim
That's right Joey, this is the Jr.
Heavyweight League. Count outs count. Still no DQ tho.
Nogami with another stomp
to the back of Cornell’s head as Denver rolls to his knees once again and
attempts to crawl away. Nogami not letting him go, pulls him up and whips him
shoulder first into the ring post as the referee sternly admonishes him and
orders him back into the ring. Referees count is at 7 and Nogami finally rolling
Cornell back into the ring and following him to break the count.
Tim
Man I am so glad we are not down at ringside
tonight.
Joey
We have President Monto to thank for that, apparently he
figured we might be safe a bit away from the ring if the bodies really started
flying.
Tim
Cool!
Nogami taking his time and stalking Cornell now as the man slowly
climbs back to his feet, not realizing Nogami is right behind him as he heads
into a corner till he turns around and Nogami is right there in his
face
Tim
This is not good for Cornell, at
all!
Cornell with a shove to the chest of Nogami, sending him down to
the mat, but Nogami with a backwards roll into a kip up and then launches
himself at Cornell and driving his shoulder into the other man’s midsection.
Cornell driven back into the corner, and Nogami grabbing him by the arm and
whipping him across the ring, and following him in for a clothesline. Cornell
staggering out of the corner, and Nogami not letting him stagger far, whips him
into the ropes then nearly takes his head off with a spinning wheel
kick.
Tim
Nogami not allowing Cornell a moment of offence here and I
don’t think this young man came prepared to fight to night.
Joey
Apparently not, because Nogami is dominating him here and so far Cornell
really hasn’t put up much of an offence.
Nogami with the
cover
1….
2…
Kickout
Tim
Cornell might have
been better off staying down.
Joey
You can say that again.
Tim
Nogami is doing a GREAT job of controlling the momentum early on in this
one.Cornell clearly WAY out of his depth against Tokyo Ace, and Nogami pulls him
up and shoots him HARD into the corner! Cornell staggers back out, and Jay
Nogami the rooooopes…
*BOOM!*
[Crowd pops.]
Tim
And a
RUNNING BULLDOG from the Nogami! Nice move there by Tokyo Ace, and he pops back
up, hitting the ropes as Cornell pulls himself to his knees… [More cheers] …and
a LOW dropkick, right to the side of Cornell’s head! Nogami pouring it on here,
bringing Cornell up… and a SNAP suplex takes him over! [Crowd is buzzing] Nogami
holding on, bringing him back up… and a SECOND snap suplex from the Tokyo Ace!
Nogami with a GREAT sequence here, and he drags cornell up
againnnnnn…
Fans
Oooh
Joey
And he DUMPS Cornell on the top
turnbuckles! cornell taking an extremely uncomfortable seat right here, and
Nogami backs up, getting a running start…
SMACK!
And one more
pop from the fans.
Tim
And a BIGTIME running dropkick catches Cornell
in the chest, sending him TUMBLING over the top to the outside!! [A loud “Make
Mine Nogami!” chant starts up as Nogami pops back to his feet] And just LISTEN
to this crowd! Forget the losing streak, folks… Nogami is on FIRE here in NJ
!!
The referee beginning his
count but Cornell picking himself up and dragging himself back in under the
bottom rope where the Nogami is waitng for him, Nogami with a step over armbar
and the referee asking Cornell if he wishes to give it up, Cornell refusing and
Nogami dropping all his weight down onto the arm, then dropping an elbow to the
back of Cornell’s head before attempting to pull him back to his feet. Cornell
firing in a series of rights and lefts to the midsection of Nogami, staggering
him for a moment before Nogami responds with a forearm to the side of the head
and a standing dropkick right in to Cornell’s face. Cornell down again and
Nogami kicking him now out of disgust.
Tim
damn, I truly don’t know what to say.
Joey
Neither do I Tim, neither do
I.
Noagmi pulling Cornell to his feet, then hooking his head and getting
ready to take him up into a verticle suplex, then bringing him down in a
crushing brainbuster. Nogami with the
cover.
1…
2…
Kickout!
Tim
I’m
shocked.
Joey
You can say that again, I am completely stunned, I thought
that cornel was done.
Tim
Well apparently so did Nogami cause he looks
pissed.
Cornell sitting up and
Nogami launching in with a series of week, puro style kicks to the shoulder of
Cornell who clutches at it in obvious pain and Nogami pulling him up into an
armwringer, then into a hammerlock suplex, dropping him down on his already hurt
arm.
Tim
Nogami has been
working on that arm since he rammed Cornell into the ringpost in the opening
moments of this match, and Cornell, well I don’t think he’s been the same since
then.
Joey
I have to debate that Tim, I don’t think he had much to offer
to begin with!
Tim
Nogami pulling Cornell into a sleeper
now!
Joey
Maybe this will be the end of it!
Cornell trying to fight
the sleeper, screaming no at the referee and waving his arms in the air and
slapping at the arm of Nogami while trying to find a way to get
free.
Tim
He’s starting to fade Joey.
Joey
Yeah those slaps are
getting weaker and his eyes are beginning to close.
Nogami keeping it cranked
in while the referee continues to ask Cornell if he wants to give up. Cornell
refusing and Nogami keeping hold of him but leaning back, right into an armbar
and arm scissors. Cornell screaming once again, and wiggling, trying to get his
legs close enough to the ropes for the break as the referee once again asking
him if he wants to quit.
Tim
My god why doesn’t he just give up,
or mount on offence, or do something, but Nogami is killing
him!!!!!
Cornell finally able to drape an ankle over the bottom rope to get
the break and the referee ordering a break. Nogami giving it reluctantly, and
immediately gets back to his feet, in time to kick Cornell in the shoulder as he
climbs to his knee. Nogami dropping an leg onto the shoulder of Cornell now,
driving him face first to the mat and Nogami not does and he stomps away on the
shoulder before pulling him up and hooking him for a side suplex and delivering,
dumping Cornell on his shoulder and the side of his head.
Tim
If Nogami keeps this up, Cornell might not even be able to
lift a glass of milk tomorrow.
Joey
He might not be able to do that
now!
Cornell rolling around on the mat clutching his shoulder and Nogami
just standing over him now with a gleam in his eyes before grabbing the shoulder
and locking in a Wakigatame armbar. Cornell screaming in pain once again, but
refusing to give up.
Tim
Well the one thing I must say is that he is
not a quitter.
Joey
Well he might as well be, as he is doing nothing to
help himself.
Nogami letting go of the hold, and Cornell rolling over on the mat
in pain, and slowly climbing to his feet, only to have Nogami kick him in the
knee and drop him to the mat once again. Cornell trying to get a punch in though
as Nogami goes to grab him by the head, and Nogami just pulling him up and
snapmaring him over, then waiting for him to sit up and dropkicking him in the
back of the head.
Joey
OK, Nogami needs to put an end to this
now.
Joey
I think he heard you.
Nogami pulling Cornell up into a fireman’s carry, and holding him
there for a moment, then dropping him down into a Michinoku
Driver
Tim
OUCH!!!!
Joey
DAMN!!!!
Nogami with the cover
1…
2…
Kickout!!!!!
Tim
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
Joey
I can’t believe he kicked out!!!!!
Tim
YOU!!!!
Nogami looking at the referee with a look of utter disbelief on
his face before pulling Cornell up and driving him face fist into a turnbuckle.
Nogami looking for the Irish Whip, Cornell reversing it and Nogami sent into a
corner. Nogami using the ropes to elevate him up, and Cornell running into the
corner right into a elbow to the face and Nogami going over the back, turning
around and wrapping his legs around Cornell before taking him down into a
modified sunset flip.
1…
2…
Kickout!
Tim
Damn
will it ever end.
Joey
I hope Marusaka is watching this too. So he can
see Cornell is tough as nails and it will not be a easy task against Kurt
Cornell.
Nogami with a kick to the
face of Cornell as he climbs to his knees, then Nogami with a little momentum
from the ropes, drops an elbow to the shoulder of Cornell who goes down
clutching it in pain. Nogami over to Cornell and reaching down to pull him up,
backs him into a corner then kicks him in the gut before laying in a series of
hard forearms to the face of Cornell. Cornell’s head rocking back when all of a
sudden he shakes out the cobwebs and blocks a forearm, then turns Nogami around,
forcing him into the corner.
Tim
LOOK AT THIS!!!!!
Joey
THERE IS LIFE IN CORNELL AFTER
ALL!!!!
Cornell laying in a series
of stiff forearm shots of his own to the head of Nogami, as well as stiff
punches to the gut before whipping him across the ring and into a corner. Nogami
looking to elevate himself again, but Cornell stopping short and nailing Nogami
with a hard clothesline as he turns around. The Nogami down and the announcers
looking on with shocked expressions on their faces
Tim
I cannot believe what we are seeing.
Joey
Me
either Tim…holy shit!
Tim
Cornell is showing everyone why he going to
win the Jr. Heavyweight title at the PPV.
Cornell pulling Nogami to his
feet and firing him into the ropes, before elevating him up and bringing him
down throat first across the top rope in a stun gun. Nogami down again, and
Cornell pulling him up right into a side Russian leg sweep that sends Nogami
face first to the mat. Cornell rolling Nogami over for the
cover.
1…
2…
Kickout!!!!
Cornell looking
determined as he pulls Nogami up once more and rams him head first into the top
turnbuckle, before drilling in a series of stiff forearm shots to the top of the
head, sending Nogami to his knees. Nogami grabbing ahold of the front of
Cornell’s trunks and driving his shoulder into Nogami’s midsection, knocking him
back enough so that Nogami can get back to his feet.
Tim
So much for
the advantage that Cornell had.
Joey
Easy come easy go
huh!
Nogami with a kick to Cornell’s
gut, doubling him over, then in rapid sucession Nogami firing off two powerful,
Puro style kicks to Cornell’s shoulder before pulling him up and drilling him
with a shoulder breaker. Nogami following it up by dropping a knee to the
shoulder of Cornell who is clutching it and writing in pain, and Nogami with the
cross armbreaker now, and Cornell in pain. Nogami looking to pull Cornell up
once more, and Cornell firing off a weak right hand to the midsection of Nogami,
can’t even back him away as Nogami with a snap mare followed by a springboard
legdrop to the shoulder.
Tim
Man!!!
Joey
How much more abuse can that shoulder
take!!!!
Nogami with a standing moonsault followed by the
cover.
1…
2…
Kickout!!!
Tim
OK!!! WHAT THE
HELL!!!!!
Joey
Is this kid a machine or something!!!!!
Cornell forcing himself to
his knees as Nogami makes his way to his feet and Cornell driving his head into
the abdomen of Nogami as Nogami attempt to approach him and now Cornell trying
to mount an offence once again, climbs to his feet, and nails Nogami in the back
of the head with an elbow before executing a quick, snap DDT.
Tim
That had some bite to it!
Joey
Apparently so does
Cornell!
Cornell pulling Nogami to his feet and whipping him into
the ropes, Nogami using them to propel himself over the top and onto the apron
as Cornell comes in hard looking for an elbow. Cornell finding nothing
but turnbuckle and Nogami using the ropes to slingshop himself over the top and
take Cornell down with a Lariat.
Tim
OUCH!!!!
Nogami pulling Cornell to his feet, swinging neckbreaker by Nogami
and instead of pinning Cornell he pulls the man up and drags him over to the
corner.
Joey
What the hell
do you think he’s doing.
Nogami to the middle ropes with
Cornell on the mat, bent over in front of him, gasping for breath following a
stiff kick to the gut. And The Jayster with a diving rocker dropper, driving
Cornell’s face into the mat
Tim
That had to hurt!!!!
Joey
DAMN!!!
Nogami
rolling him over for the cover
1…
2…
Kickout
Tim
I can’t believe it….
Joey
You can’t I can’t believe it!!! Why is Denver
still in this thing!!!!
Tim
Nogami catching Cornell FLUSH on the jaw, lifting
him CLEAN off the canvas with the superkick… and he scrambles over into a TIGHT
cover!! [Crowd is cheering]
One!… two!… aaaaaaaand…
Crowd starts
to boo as the referee refuses to count the three.
Tim
Huh?
The boos
continue.
Joey
I don’t… [Sees] …hey.. HEY!! FOOT ON THE ROPES!!
Cornell able to get his foot on the ropes, and Nogami is already back on his
feet, getting RIGHT in the face of the official. Nogami is usually a pretty
easy-going guy, but he does NOT look happy right here.
The crowd is clearly behind Nogami as he tries to plead his case
to the official, with the ref trying and failing to explain the
situation.
Tim
Nogami losing his focus a little here,
and… [Crowd starts to buzz]
…wha… hey… HEY!! Cornell is on
his feet!! Still looking a little shaky after the Superkick, but he moves in…
and a HARD forearm shot to the back drops Nogami to one knee! Cornell looking to
capitalize on Nogami’s mistake here, and he grabs him in a rear waistlock,
cinching him uuuuuuuup…
Crowd pops
Tim
NO!! Nogami FRONT-ROLLS, and he takes
Cornell down with a REVERSE BODYSCISSORS CRADLE!! Nogami with the reversal out
of NOWHERE, and… Crowd
counts
…one!… two!…
THREE!!!
Joey
Your WINNER is Nogami! Wow that was a stiff match up
Tim.
Tim
Yeah and
the mat work was great too, never thought you see a match like that in UWF
before.
Suddenly, we hear some
noises backstage. The camera's catch up the a man kicking down the door to
Monto's office. Monto has a shocked look on his face, the camera turns and we
see its.....WILL NICHOLS!
Nichols
Cornell doesn't deserve that shot! He couldn't even
beat the second runner up from last week! What makes you think he even stands a
chance!
Monto
Ok Ok, I see your concern, or maybe its your greed....I
got an open spot or two at the ppv, and if your making your return then I will
book Will Nichols vs Mitsuharu Nogami for the Number 1 Contendership to the Jr
Heavyweight title for our february PPV. Titled Hardcore
Heartbreak!
Nichols looks at Monto and smirks, he nods
his head and walks out of the office not before Monto
yells
Monto
YOUR PAYING FOR MY
DOOR!
Tim
Nichols back in UWF?! I thought he was
out!
Joey
He had to take some time off to nurse an injury, I guess his
passion for wrestling overcame his injuries, What an
announcement!
Tim
Speaking of announcements, I'm being told tonight
Haydee has joined Danny Exodus and is apparently missing!
Joey
What?!
We just seen her in the start during that insane tables match!
Tim
I
know! Listen Joey, I'm just telling you what I'm being told! Chino right now is
on a desperate search for her
Joey
Like any "Friend" would
do.
Tim
Show some sympathy! This is two weeks in a row someone went
missing!
Joey
Lets just be happy we haven't seen "Nevermore" God that
guy.....really....
Siven's name flashes on the screen slowly at first. Each time
his name appears a beep almost like a heart monitor at a hospital beeps. As a
few seconds go by, the flashing gets faster and faster. Slowly it starts to
flash from the name Siven to the face of Siven and back and forth. The rate
continutes to increase until Set me up by Project 86 hits and Siven walks out
through the drapes. The screen changes to highlights from his previous matches.
He stops just a few feet out and looks around the arena just to gage the
response. After a few seconds, he walks down to the ring without taking his
attention away from the ring. He slides in under the bottom rope.
Tim
Here we go! Last Man Standing
will win this match!
Joey
Siven vs Phantom, Phantom has been on a roll
so far in UWF, really looking to insert himself in the Hardway title
hunt
Voices by Rev Theory hit as
the lights turn dark.Lightning strikes the stage turning the stage into a
blazing inferno. Phantom steps out and slowly walks down to the
ring.
Joey
Man that gets me
everytime!
The bell rings as Phantom attempts to grab hold of
Siven who ducks out of the way then stomps down on the back of the knee of
Phantom, staggering him. Siven with a series of kicks to that left knee now,
looking to take the big man off his feet can only manage to keep him staggered.
Siven with a kick to the back of the right knee now, manages to get Phantom off
balance for long enough to nail him with a bulldog!!!
Tim
Opening seconds and Siven takes Phantom down!
Siven with a
baseball slide dropkick into the head of Phantom but the big man shakes it off
as he rolls over and sit’s up. Siven with a rolling neck snap over the head and
shoulders of Phantom, Siven is back to his feet in an instant to nail Phantom in
the face with a standing dropkick!
Tim
I can’t believe what I’m
seeing!!!
Joey
Siven off to a fast start, but he cannot let Phantom
up!
Tim
OR let him do something like that!!!!
Phantom with a
boot to the midsection of Siven as he comes off the ropes with a springboard
Asai moonsault and Siven hits the ground and grabs his stomach as Phantom climbs
to his feet, but Siven to his feet as well, still grabbing the stomach. Siven
charges Phantom and looks to take his legs out from under him, Phantom simply
hammering down on the back of Siven with a series of Ax handles till he flattens
to the mat. Phantom stomping on Siven now, a blank look on his face as he
reaches down and grabs him by the head to pull him to his feet and throw him
outside of the ring.
Tim
Jesus!
Phantom
stalking over to him slowly, reaches down and grabs Siven by the arm and pulls
him back to his feet. Siven with a thumb to the eyes before ramming a shoulder
into the midsection of Phantom and launching himself over top of him, sunset
flip attempt by siven but he can’t get the big man over and Phantom with a fist
drop and Siven quickly rolling out of the way! Siven grabs Phantom by the tights
and pulls him face first into the ring post. Siven grabs a chair from a fan,
Siven smashes the chair over Phantom's back. Siven pick Phantom to his feet,
Siven rolls Phantom back into the ring. Siven slides back into the ring as
Phantom is back up.
Siven not backing down for a second, firing rights and lefts
into the abdomen of Phantom as he turns around. Siven with a roundhouse kick to
the left knee as well, trying to break the big man down but Phantom seems
completely unphased, grabs Siven around the throat with both hands and flings
him into the corner behind him and Phantom unleashing with a series of hard body
shots which drive the air out of Siven
Tim
Those shots have got to be
loosening things up inside of Siven right now, Phantom punching like he’s
looking to break something and Siven trapped in the corner!!!!
Phantom with three solid right hands to the
head before whipping Siven across the ring. Siven striking the far side
turnbuckles with enough force to jar the ring and Phantom methodically making
his way over now, Phantom is taken to the mat for the second time when Siven
charges out of the corner and into his knee.
Tim
He’d better keep him down this time!!!!
Joey
We
havn't even seen a one count Tim. Let alone a ten count.
Siven with a
swinging neckbreaker on a rising Phantom, taking him down to the mat once again.
Siven heading up top now, corkscrew leg drop across the chest of
Phantom!
"1"
"2"
"3"
Phantom sitting up as the
count gets to three, But Siven rolling to his feet quickly to dropkick him in
the face once again. Siven with a jumping summersault leg drop onPhantom,
followed by two elbow drops in quick sucession to the chest and a baseball slide
dropkick to the head, quickly heads into the ropes but Phantom, the monster that
he it, sitting up and quickly climbing to his feet and charging the corner,
crothes Siven after hitting the ropes!!!!
Joey
This is not good for
Siven!!!!
Phantom
wrapping a hand around his throat and pulling him to his feet, looking for the
chokeslam of the top but Siven in mid move plants both feet in Phantom face for
a dropkick!
Tim
OUCH!!!!
Phantom
climbing back to his feet, and stalking over to Siven who quickly rolls out of
the way and back to his feet, shaking his head to clear it as Phantom begins
stalking him once again. Siven ducking out of the way and rolling one more time
as Phantom attempts to grab him, and Siven back on his feet in an instant with a
dropkick right to the back of the left knee of
Phantom!
Tim
Siven
really trying to work that left knee!!!
Joey
it’s a great strategy Tim,
if he can take out a knee permanently, he can keep Phantom down!
Tim
But
do you think he’ll be able to lock that Boston crab on him, or even the single
lagged one?
Siven with a roundhouse kick to the side of
the head of Phantom followed by a second and a third then a standing dropkick to
the face of Phantom none of which doesn’t seem to phase him as he hits the mat
and then rolls and methodically begins to climb back to his feet. Siven jumping
on his back though, applies a sleeper and continues to hang on to it even as the
big man climbs back to his feet.
Tim
Can this guy even be hurt Joey, can he
be put to sleep, does he sleep, is he even human!!!!!
Joey
Slow down Tim, take a
deep breath your hyperventilating. Yes he is human….I hope, I think he sleeps,
the question is, can Siven put him out!!! siven clinging to the back of Phantom
but LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!
Phantom ramming himself backwards into the
corner then steps out again. Siven still hanging on, though not by much and
Phantom just reaching over his shoulder to grab Siven by the head and pull him
around in front of him. Phantom has him hooked, piledriver on Siven
1…
2…
3...
4...
5...
Siven
slowly gets up
Siven into the ropes comes off with a baseball slide
between the legs of Phantom who had once again gone back to stalking him and
Phantom turning around in time to catch a kick to the midsection from Siven
followed by a famaser!!!!!
Tim
But it didn’t even take the big man down. Phantom on his
hands and knees and Phantom with a kick to the face of Phantom.
Joey
Wow that was a hard kick. Look it busted Phantom
mouth.
1…
2...
3...
4...
5...
Phantom climbing to his feet only to have his left leg
taken out from under him by Siven with a shop block. Siven dropping and elbow on
the chest of the Phantom, followed by a second and a third. Siven into the ropes
now, Springboard moonsault….
Tim
OH MY GOD!!!!!!
Crowd
HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
Joey
Phantom
CAUGHT HIM BY THE THROAT!!!!!!
Phantom climbing back to his feet with Siven
held tightly by the throat, Siven fighting to get free kicks Phantom in the
family jewels AND HE DOESN’T LET GO!!!!!!
Tim
I TOLD YOU HE WASN’T
HUMAN!!!!!!
Phantom lifting Malik off the mat, throat slam with a
twist!!
1…
2…
3....
4....
5....
6....
Suddenly the lights go out, we hear a Raven
followed by a voice saying "Nevermore" When the lights return on both
Siven and Phantom are laid out! Siven is slowly getting to his feet as the ref
looks shocked. The lights go out again and suddenly we see the lights begin to
flicker. "Room A Thousand Years Wide" hits as the fans all rise to their
feet.
Joey
NO FUCKING
WAY!
Matt Edwards is seen at the
top of the ramp, he is holding his barbwire chair with his arms out signin the
crucifix. Siven looks up at the ramp and then looks down at Phantom, the ref is
also stunned. Siven grabs Phantom and nails a Vertica! Phantom's face smashes
into the mat as Siven stands back and allows the ref to count
1....
2....
3....
4....
5....
6....
7....
8....
9....
10!
Tim
Siven picks up the win!
Joey
But did Edwards help?! Is he the Nevermore?!
Tim
He
must be! I knew that voice sounded familiar!
Edwards drops his chair and pulls a mic from his back pocket.
The fans are cheering
Crowd
Edwards.....Edwards!
Edwards
Now now, settle
down....Since the rebirth after I was thrown into that C-4 Cage by Phantom, I
was out. Out for weeks! Week after week I had to sit back and watch Phantom
wrestle while I questioned if I could ever return. I sat back and listended to
people like Timmons and Chino, and Razor and now Kengoro talk about MY Hardway
title. Punks like Exodus who just sneak in climb a ladder and run off! That's
not extreme! That is far from a Hardway champion! So I went on week after week
leaving messages, Yeah I attacked Chino, and Yeah Phantom. That was me!
Payback! But at New Years Annihilation, Vengance will be mine! I talked to
Monto and Haney, I get you in that ring, with a few stipulations. The Winner
will become Number 1 contender to the Hardwaty title taking on the champion at
Hardcore Heartbreak. But it gets better. Phantom, you like inflictin pain. I
know about your past. We will battle in a Light Tube Extravaganza! Light tube
Ropes, Logs, Tubes, Tables. Everything you can think of! It will take place in
an open field somewhere in Upstate New York. Unknown to the public. Prepare to
survive. Winning is not an option for you! COUNT ME IN
NEVERMORE!
Edwards holds his arms out again, he
walks backwards as he stares into the ring. He disappears behind the
curtain.
Tim
Well, this one isn’t
gonna be pretty, An electrified steel fence with barbed wire wrapped around it,
there’s the bell and here we go.
Joey
How many volts do thank is running through that fence
Tim?
Tim
It's 15,000 volts. For you fans out there don't please try
this at home. Just One to two seconds on that fence will cause intense pain,
muscle spasms and a dazed mental state.
Joey
That's why our wrestlers
are the baddest and toughest.
They tie up in the middle of the ring, Sugamoto pushes Timmons
back towards the fence, Timmons’s glancing back, he stops Sugamoto from
advancing, he powers him back into the middle of the ring, they break. They tie
up again, Timmons powers Sugamoto back, arm drag takeover! Timmons stands up, he
almost falls into the fence. He charges Sugamoto, Sugamoto throws him towards
the other side of the fence, baseball slide stop by Timmons. He turns around,
Sugamoto grabs him, belly to belly suplex!
1...
Tim
Timmons gets the
shoulder up.
Joey
Sugamoto trying to end it quick. I don't blame him
tho. I would too, before my ass got fried.
Tim
So
true.
Both men getting to their feet, Sugamto with a
waistlock. Timmons blocks the German suplex, back elbow catches Sugamoto in the
side of the head. Go-behind by Timmons, he’s almost at the fence, he shoves
Sugamoto towards the other side of the ring towards the fence, Sugamoto stops,
judo throw, Timmons hits the mat, Timmons’s getting up, firemen’s carry takeover
by Sugamoto. He’s up to his feet, kick between the shoulder
blades.
Tim
Sugamto with some stiff
kicks Joey.
Joey
It has been a stiff night
Tim.
Sugamoto pulls Timmons back
to his feet, arm ringer by Sugamoto, short arm clothesline, Timmons ducks, he
grabs a waistlock, German suplex! 1....2 Sugamoto gets the shoulder up. Timmons
gets to his feet, he pulls up Sugamoto, suplex coming up, Sugamoto blocks it,
reverse, snap suplex by Sugamoto! He hangs on, now he’s rolling with it.
Sugamoto back to his feet, he’s got Timmons, snap suplex!
Sugamoto hangs on,
they’re getting back up again, Timmons blocks it, kidney punch by Timmons, snap
suplex! He floats over, 1....2 Sugamoto kicks out. Timmons right back up to his
feet, he drags Sugamoto up, powerbomb coming up, Timmons punches Sugamoto in the
thigh!
Tim
Sugamoto grabs
his thigh quickly, I think he might have a charly
horse.
BLAST
Tim
OH MY GOD!!
Joey
SUGAMOTO GOES BACK FIRST INTO
THE FENCE! Christ that was a blast of electricity, the back of Sugamoto’s white
shirt’s covered in black stuff.
Timmons rolls
over Sugamoto, 1....2...NO!Sugamoto gets the shoulder up. Timmons’s getting back
to his feet, he’s got Sugamoto, Irish whip, reversal, Timmons stops just short
of the fence. Sugamoto doesn’t charge, Timmons turns around, they tie up in the
middle of the ring.Back waistlock by Sugamoto, standing switch by Timmons. He
grabs an arm, he slaps on a hammerlock. Reversal by Sugamoto, hammerlock on
Timmons. Sugamoto shoves Timmons towards the fence, he plants his feet, now
Timmons falls to the mat, Sugamoto still with the hammerlock. Back elbow catches
Sugamoto, Timmons with a reversal, he rides Sugamoto into the mat with a
headlock.
Tim
Get action here in
UWF.
Joey
I don't thank the fans thank so Tim. They came to see some
hardcore wrestling. Not what we are seeing now.
Tim
Oh this match is
just starting off.
Sugamoto won’t stay down, he’s
getting right back to his feet, he grabs Timmons, back suplex, Timmons lands on
his feet, he spins Sugamoto around, scoop, Michinoku Driver! 1....2...NO!
Sugamoto gets the shoulder up. Timmons doesn’t complain, he’s going right back
after it, he synchs up Sugamoto, suplex coming up, Sugamoto blocks it, kidney
shot, snap suplex by Sugamoto! Sugamoto hangs on, he rolls with
it!
They’re getting back up, another snap suplex! Sugamoto’s still
hanging on, he rolls with it again, both men are up to their feet, snap suplex!
Sugamoto floats over, 1....2....NO! Timmons gets the shoulder up, he grabs
Sugamoto’s head, he rolls him onto his shoulders, 1....2 NO! Sugamoto gets the
shoulder up. Both men quickly up, Sugamoto catches Greer with a kick. Timmons
back on his feet, jawbreaker! Sugamoto’s stumbling around, he’s barely inches
from the fence, Timmons charges, Sugamoto
moves
BLAST!!!
Tim
OH MY GOD!
TIMMONS GOES FACE AND CHEST FIRST INTO THE FENCE!
Sugamoto with a school boy! 1....2....NO! Timmons barely
gets the shoulder up
Joey
How did he
do that?
Tim
Tim Timmons is proving that he is the alpha male of
UWF!
Joey
Let's see what Danny Exodus and Goth have to say about
that.
Tim
That's another war of the ages
Joey.
Sugamoto grabs an arm, CROSSFACE! He locks it
on near the middle of the ring
Tim
There’s no ropes to grab in this one Timmons!
Sugamoto’s wrenching back on it! Timmons’s yelling his head
off, but he won’t give it up. Sugamoto lets go, flips Timmons over.!
1....2....NO!
Tim
Timmons kicks
out.
Joey
Christ, he doesn’t look good through, he’s got black powder
all over his face and alot of blood.
Arm bar by Sugamoto, takeover, Timmons hits the mat. He shoves
Sugamoto down, headscissors by Timmons. Sugamoto stands out of them, oooooooo!
Timmons with a double kick to the groin! Small package by Timmons! 1....2....NO!
Sugamoto kicks out. Both men to their feet, Timmons with a firemen’s carry, DVD!
Timmons with a cover, 1....2....NO! Sugamoto kicks out, but
barely.
Timmons’s getting to his feet, he’s calling for the T- Crusher.
Sugamoto’s being set up, he blocks it, back drop! Timmons’s getting up to his
feet, gut wrench by Sugamoto, DOCTOR BOMB! 1....2....NO! Timmons gets the
shoulder up. Sugamoto’s the first one back to his feet, he pulls Timmons up,
Irish whip, baseball slide stop by Timmons, he turns around, Timmons with a
quick kick to the gut, TORNADO NO! HUNACANRANA!
1....2....NO!
Crowd
UWF UWF
UWF
Tim
The fans are on their feet! So is Joey!
Joey
YEAH!!
Timmons’s getting to
his feet, Sugamoto’s on his knees, Timmons pulls him up, waistlock, Timmons’s
going for T- Crusher finisher, Sugamoto scores with an elbow, and another!
Reversal by Sugamoto, waistlock, German suplex! 1....2....NO! Timmons gets the
shoulder up. Timmons’s slowly getting to his feet, he’s near the cage, dropkick,
no! Timmons swats it away, he grabs Sugamoto, Irish whip, Sugamoto grabs
Timmons. "
BLAST!!
Tim
OH MY GOD!!!
Joey
THEY BOTH GO INTO THE FENCE! Timmons FALLS ON
Sugamoto,
1....2....NO!
Tim
Sugamoto gets the shoulder up!
Timmons rolls off Sugamoto, both men have taken a
beating in this match. We’ve got a race to see who can get to their feet first,
Sugamoto wins the race! Double underhook, bridging Tiger
suplex!
1....2....NO! Timmons kicks out. Both men are back up to their
feet, kick to the mid-section by Timmons, he’s got Sugamoto set up, T- Crusher!
COVER BY TIMMONS, 1.....2....NO! SUGAMOTO GETS THE SHOULDER
UP
Tim
HE JUST KICKED OUT OF THE
T-CRUSHER! TIMMONS CAN’T BELIEVE IT,
HE DRAGS
SUGAMOTO TO HIS FEET, FIREMEN’S CARRY, SUGAMOTO SLIDES DOWN HIS BACK, HE SPINS
AROUND TIMMONS, Burning Hammer '05! Timmons’ down.
Tim
Sugamoto’s gotta pin him!
He’s crawling over to Timmons!
1....2....NO! Timmons gets the shoulder up.
Joey
Timmons’s refusing to lose here tonight.
Sugamoto’s slowly getting to his feet, Timmons’s
still staring upon the mat. Sugamoto grabs Timmons by the hair, firemen’s carry
by Sugamoto, DV NO! Timmons FLAPS ON HIS FEET, PUSHES SUGAMOTO
BLAST!!!
Tim
OH MY GOD!!
SUGAMOTO GOES INTO THE FENCE! HE STUMBLES BACK, TIMMONS SPINS HIM AROUND,
T-Crusher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COVER, 1....2....3!
Joey
Tim WINS, Tim
Timmons WINS!
Tim
NO! Sugamoto somehow got the shoulder up at 2 and a half! I can't
believe it!
Timmons gets up and
begins to argue with the ref. Unaware of his actions Sugamoto gets to his feet.
He sneaks behind Timmons and rolls him up. He grabs a hand full of tights as the
ref counts.
1...
2...
3!!!
Tim
Sugamoto pulls it out!
Joey
Yeah with a
hand full of tights!
Tim
In a night where two men going for titles at
the PPV lose. You have to wonder what this means?! The card is all set up and
next week we will be in Madison Square Garden for the UWF Return PPV, New Years
Annihilation! Thank You and Goodnight!