"The Game" by Disturbed begins to play as we see clips from last weeks Blood and Guts, Matt Starr chasing down The Gift in the mall, Jason Myers and Siven battling it to the end, and the return of Haydee Hayes. Followed by a countdown we see pyro shooting out from the top of the ramp, as we see a wide shot of the Asbury Convention Center in Asbury, New Jersey. Tim Floyd and Joey Numbers are at ringside.

Tim
You know Joey, since the return of UWF, we have had non stop action, twists and turns and now we get three new stars over sea's from Japan, recently signed what a way to kick off the new year!

Joey
You said it Tim, Not to mention two pick your poison matches and someone tonight will get an entry spot into the Junior Heavyweight title at the PPV!

Suddenly, Faint by Linkin Park begins to play, the fans all rise to their feet in anticipation

Tim
Who is this? I've never heard this music before.....

Suddenly, President Monto walks out to the top of the ramp with a mic in hand he begins to get booed so loud it almost drowns out the music. Chants of Asshole Asshole begin as Monto plays to the crowd, before he can even begin to speak. "This is the new shit" By Marilyn Manson begins to play. The fans rise to their feet once more as President Monto turns to the entrance way to see who is interrupting him

Tim
Oh Monto doesn't look to happy now.....

As the lyrics begin to play Rich Haney walks out as the fans go nuts! Monto smirks and begins to shake his head as Rich pulls out a mic.

Rich Haney
Greg, save it....Let the sound of Marilyn Manson say it all.....Are you mother fuckers ready?!

The crowd pops loud

Rich Haney
This is the new shit! 2009! UWF has returned in full force! Lets not forget what we are here for....Lets not forget what we are all about. We are UWF, we love violence! I am proud to announce that not only have we signed three new stars, Chino will also make his return after suffering injuries on our return show, unfortunetly Razor is still out with a couple of broken ribs. Now, tonight we will see Elliot Devlin face off against Kurt Cornell for a spot in the Junior Heavyweight title match at New Years Annihilation.....next week will see the debut of all three Japanese stars, two fighting for their chance to advance, the third proving that he is extreme will take on Chino himself in a classic UWF cage match! Kengoro Sugamoto will be that lucky man, while Mitsuharu Nogami and Ryo Marusaka will have a match to test their will and earn their chance to become the first UWF Junior Heavyweight champion.

The crowd goes crazy as Monto pulls out his mic and puts it to his mouth

Greg Monto
Nice one Rich, you have once again found a way to go over my head and book matches. At least this time we are not seeing two jobbers in the ring. Now without further a due lets get this show on the road. Lets get Elliot Devlin and Kurt Cornell out here now.....No entrance music just get down to the ring now!

We go to commercial and when we return Elliot Devlin is in the ring waiting for Kurt Cornell to appear, the camera goes to the back and we are back stage with Mr. Ninja Warrior  Kengoro Sugamoto

Sugamoto
UWF, UWF, UWF. That is all I hear around me. Weapons and blood is what makes this fed run. I have no problem with that UWF! I'm "Mr. Ninja Warrior" Kengoro Sugamoto! I come to U.S.A. show everyone that I am the best around with weapons or without, it doesn't matter!

Kurt Cornell makes his way down to the ring and enters it as the bell rings. Kurt Cornell stretches against the ropes then does a forward roll along the canvas to bring him face to face with Elliot Devlin and prompting a bit of quick circling before they lock up with a collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring. Cornell with a quick headlock on Devlin, surprising the young man, but Devlin quickly turning it in to an over the head wrist lock, then flipping up and out of it over their locked arms, to land on his feet and go right into an arm wringer on Cornell then arm drag him all the way across the ring. Cornell landing against the ropes, upside down on the mat.

Tim
Things not quite starting the way Cornell had planed them to.

Joey
Whatever gave you that idea.

Cornell quick to regain his footing though, pops right back to his feet as Devlin plays to the fans a little, and the two meet in the center of the ring once more. Devlin asking for a test of strength this time, and Cornell giving it to him, both men locking up with both hands, Devlin getting the quick advantage, forcing Cornell to his knees and the fans seeming a bit divided, as if unsure of who to cheer.

Tim
I don’t understand it, why in the world would Cornell allow himself to be sucked into fighting the way Devlin wants him too.

Joey
Tim, Kurt maybe small but I was told he is a  Jr powerhouse.

Tim
Maybe so Joey but Devlin has almost 50 pounds on him.

Cornell trying to fight his way back to his feet, finally does so, then swings a leg over his and Devlin’s locked arms to break the hold on that side while keeping hold of the other. Cornell spinning underneath it, coming up with a arm wringer on Devlin before forcing him down with a modified wrist lock and nailing a standing moon sault on him.

Tim
WOW!

Joey
Yeah, I’m not 100% sure, but I do believe that Kurt Cornell  may be just a bit quicker than Elliot Devlin!

Tim
Could be!

[Cornell with the cover]

1…

2…

[Kick out!]

Tim
Near fall by Cornell already!!!!

Joey
Man, that might have been a UWF record if he’d gotten the win right there!

Devlin rolling into the ropes, looking for a moments rest, and Cornell taking a moment to stalk him and soak in the cheers of the fans. Devlin getting back to his feet, and both men with a quick half circle of one another before locking up again, Collar and elbow into a quick headlock by Devlin, and Devlin showing off his quickness with a quick go behind into a hammerlock followed by a double leg trip to take Cornell face first to the mat.

Tim
I think that near pin lit a fire under Elliot Devlin!!!

Quick float over by Devlin who unleashed a series of punches to the back of the head of Cornell before standing up with his fists thrown in the air, and Cornell quickly snatching Devlin’s legs out from under him and retaliating. Nailing Devlin with a series of forearms to the back of the head before Devlin is able to crawl away and get to the ropes

Tim
Well Elliot Devlin trying to intimidate and embarrass Kurt Cornell there but it obviously backfired.

Devlin climbing back to his feet and glaring towards Cornell who stands watching him from the center of the ring and Devlin obviously not happy as he moves back towards the center of the ring. Devlin and Cornell circling one another again, before Devlin raising his arms and looking for a test of strength. Cornell looking to tie up with him, but Devlin booting him in the midsection the pulling him into a side headlock. Cornell backing Devlin into the ropes and then shooting him off to the far side, Cornell following him in, but Devlin coming off and leveling him with a shoulder block to send him down to the canvas.

Tim
We may be on the verge of seeing how experience can compensate for speed and determination.

Joey
Devlin looks ready to turn things up a notch that’s for sure.

Devlin heading into the ropes, Cornell rolling over as Devlin runs over top of him and into the ropes on the opposite side, Devlin off the ropes, Cornell right there waiting looks for the arm drag, Devlin puts on the breaks and hooks Cornell’s arm instead,  punching him in the midsection and flipping right over their locked arms to land on his feet but Cornell keeping the arms locked, yanks Devlin’s head down and then leaps up for a hurricunrana to bring Devlin down to the mat!

Crowd
UWF, UWF, UWF!!!

Tim
So much for Devlin getting the upper hand there!!!!

Joey
You can say that again!

Devlin sent out of the ring beneath the bottom rope with that move and Cornell running to the opposite side to gain momentum, comes running back at Devlin to nail him with a baseball slide dropkick to the face as he climbs back to his feet and Devlin is down on the mats on the floor!

Tim
OUCH!!!

Joey
Awesome dropkick by Cornell and I’m shocked that Devlin isn’t spitting teeth!

Cornell leaping up to the ring apron then to the middle rope as Devlin forces himself back to his feet just in time to be floored once more with an Asai moon sault.

Tim
Damn!

Joey
Yeah, things not looking well for Devlin, that’s the second time inside of 30 seconds he’s been staring at the lights!

Cornell picking himself up and stalking Devlin, moving around behind him then leaping up onto the ring steps, Devlin turning, right into a flying  Spinning Heel Kick  that sends Devlin rolling across the floor, and crashing into a guard rail. Cornell not taking a moments rest, picks himself up and goes after him, pulling Devlin up and laying in a forearm before looking for a clothesline. Devlin quick to recover though ducks the forearm and catches Cornell for an atomic drop, sending him into the ring post.

Tim
That may have been the turning point right there, Cornell  practically wrapped around that ring post and Devlin kicking him in the back now.

Devlin rolling back into the ring , leaving Cornell on his back on the mats on the outside, as Devlin plays to the crowd a bit. Cornell slowly picking himself up and climbing up on the ring apron. Devlin over to great him, as the referee tries to order him back, and Cornell  taking the slight distraction and using it to his advantage by driving a shoulder into the midsection of Devlin, followed by a second, then using the ropes to slingshot himself over the top rope and summersault over Devlin to land on his feet behind him. Devlin turning quickly though, as does Cornell who turns right into a spinning roundhouse kick that nearly takes his head off.

Tim
Man!!!!! Damn, um…..Cornell taking some time to look at the lights now.

Joey
Look at the lights, realign his jaw…damn!!!!!

Cornell rolling over and clutching his face and Devlin stepping on the back of Cornell’s thighs and rolling him over into a surfboard maneuver, Devlin forcing him as high as he can extend the legs, and holding him there for several seconds, then rolling him back over to press him into the mat before rolling over into the surfboard once again.

Tim
Look at the extension he has there, damn that has to hurt.

Joey
Cornell may give it up!

Tim
He’s screaming no!!!

Joey
Yeah and Devlin’s shoulders are on the mat, he needs to look out for that.

Tim
the referee noticing Devlin’s shoulders are down and dropping down for the count.

1…

2…

Devlin breaking by kicking Cornell free of the hold to avoid pinning himself.


Tim
Those moves may look nice, but they are not without consequence.

Devlin back to his feet and pulling Cornell up with him, then hammering a hard forearm across the back of the shoulder of Cornell to drive him to his knees. Cornell firing back with a left punch to the midsection, followed by a second, and a third then pushing himself to his feet, and backing Devlin into the ropes behind him, Devlin going for a quick headlock on Cornell, Cornell firing him off into the ropes on the opposite side, then leaping up for a hurricunrana only to have it counter by Devlin who catches him and then drops him into a sit out power bomb.

Tim
Damn, every time it looks like Cornell is back in control again, Elliot Devlin does something to stop him cold!!!!

Joey
Kurt Cornell has to be considered a favorite by the other wrestlers when it comes to performing moves... Man O Man did Devlin ever plant Cornell.

Tim
Oh my God the kid is getting up...

Elliot Devlin lands a stiff knee that brings Cornell back to his feet, but only momentarily as Devlin follows up with a stalling Brain buster

Tim
Nope he's down and out... Devlin with the Pin attempt...

1...


2...

THREEENOOOO...

Tim
Cornell kicks out where is he finding the strength.

Joey
Strength has nothing to do with it... It's all Heart Baby..!

Tim
And look at Devlin, he’s starting to get more than just a little frustrated!!!!

Joey
Tell me about it, look at him arguing with the referee that it should have been a three!

Devlin slapping his hands together three times in the face of the referee who sakes his head and holds up two fingers in response as Cornell rolls over onto his side. Devlin finally turning his attention back to Cornell and pulls him to his feet, then shoves him back into a corner. Cornell slumping to the mat, and Devlin kicking away at him as he sits there before backing up a bit. Cornell pushing himself to his feet, Devlin looking to unleash the dropkick, does so only to have Cornell duck and Devlin, hitting nothing but ropes and corner suddenly finds him self tied up there, hooked by one trapped boot into a modified tree of woe

Tim
This is not good for Devlin at all.

Joey
You can say that again, besides being at the mercy of  Kurt Cornell, you have no idea what kind of strain is on that knee.

Cornell backing up a bit, before running at Devlin and nailing him in the face with a baseball slide dropkick!

Tim
Wow!!!!

Joey
Yeah I’m pretty sure Devlin is stunned after that one!

Devlin falling out of the corner and landing on his face, then pulling himself up with the ropes and turning around right in time to see Cornell running at him, Cornell running right up his body and then kicking him in the face as he flips backwards and lands on his feet. Devlin stunned and Cornell grabbing his arm and whipping him across the ring into the opposite corners, starting with a cartwheel Cornell follows the tumbling sequence with two back handsprings and a back flip but punctuates the move by nailing Devlin with a double flying mule kick. Devlin folds in half and the crowd goes crazy.

Tim
Now that’s what I’m talking about!!!!!

Joey
If I were Devlin I would be looking for a pretty effective way to come back from this right now, before Cornell gets too much momentum going.

Devlin staggering out of the corner right into a clothesline from Cornell which sends him down to the mat again, Devlin climbing right back up though and Cornell looking for a second clothesline only to have Devlin duck. Cornell with a back hook kick to the jaw of Devlin who is once again looking at the lights

Tim
I wonder if he’s getting use to that view.

Joey
I don’t know, why don’t you wonder down there and ask him.

Tim
No thanks, I actually want to make it through the night thank you.

Devlin rolling to his feet, and Cornell right there to great him grabs him by the arm and backs him into the ropes then whips him off towards the opposite side. Devlin pulling on the breaks however, and sends Cornell in and Cornell with a handspring right into the ropes comes off with an elbow to the jaw of Devlin to send him down.

Tim
Beautiful counter by Cornell.

Joey
This kid really seems to have come out here looking to get himself known tonight.

Tim
Well he is doing a good job so far.

[Cornell with the cover]

1…

2…

[Kick out!]

Tim
So close!

Cornell rolling right back to his feet and staying on the attack by pulling Devlin up and looking to whip him into a corner, Devlin with the reversal though and it is Cornell sent in back first. Devlin charging in, and Cornell planting both feet in Devlin’s chest to knock him back, leaps up onto the top rope suddenly and comes off with a perfectly timed 450 splash. Cornell hooking the leg

1…

2...

3…

Tim
NO!!!!!!

Joey
HOLY SHIT!!!! DEVLIN KICKED OUT!!!!!!!!

Cornell rolling back to his feet and heading up to the top rope as a groggy Elliot Devlin pulls himself  back to his feet just in time to meet a cross body block off the top rope that takes him to the mat, but Devlin enough presence of mind to roll with it right into a pin.

1…

2…

THREEENOOOO


Tim
CORNELL KICKED OUT…HE KICKED OUT THIS ONE IS STILL GOING!!!!!!!!!!

Devlin rolling over to his knees and then firing punches down at the face and head of Kurt Cornell as the referee admonished Devlin for the use of a closed fist. Devlin finally ceasing his onslaught, and stepping thorough the ropes, then climbing to the mat as Cornell attempts to get his head together on the mat. Cornell rolling over and making it to his feet though as Devlin reaches the top rope and Cornell diving for the ropes, crutching Devlin, then climbing up on the top rope with him, Devlin laying in the fists to the midsection of Cornell, then shoving him backwards, and Cornell with a moon sault style flip lands back on his feet on the mat and charges Devlin again, this time getting under him as he attempts to stand and lifting him up only to fall backwards with him, driving Devlin’s face into the mat!

Tim
That had to hurt!

Cornell rolling him over onto his shoulders, Devlin making sure to keep one off the mat, but Cornell not interested in pinning him at the moment, slingshots him into the corner!

Tim
I don’t think Devlin expected that!

Joey
I don’t think he expected to get this much competition from this kid!

Devlin staggering backwards right into a reverse hurricunrana which drives Devlin’s head into the mat. Cornell dragging Devlin over to the ropes now and draping him across the bottom rope then heads up to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a guillotine leg drop, nailing Devlin on the back of his head while landing outside of the ring.

Tim
Damn!!!! Cornell climbing back into the ring. The fans are going crazy.

Crowd
Holy Shit!!!! Holy Shit!!!! Holy Shit!!! Holy Shit!!!!!

Joey
I think Cornell has a whole new following!!!!

[Cornell rolling Devlin over and going for the cover]

1…

2…

NOOOO

Tim
HOW IN THE HELL DID DEVLIN KICK OUT AGAIN!!!!!

Devlin crawling over towards the ropes as Cornell climbs back to his feet, Cornell charging him and Devlin elevating Cornell up and over the top rope. Cornell landing on his feet on the apron, but Devlin with a super kick to his face sends him down on the outside. Cornell laying stunned for a moment before shaking it off and pulling himself up and Devlin in the meantime gaining momentum and launching himself up and over the top rope with a slingshot corkscrew plancha and both men are down as the fans come to their feet once again.

Tim
That was one hell of a move by Devlin and the tide may have turned once again!

Joey
Or that just may have took everything Devlin had.

The referee's out to check on both them, Devlin rolling over and holding his head, Cornell rolling over and almost under the ring and the referee trying to encourage them to get up and get back inside as are the fans. Devlin finally rolling over to his knees and crawling over towards Cornell and grabbing him before using the apron to pull himself to his feet. The referee climbing back inside as Devlin pulls Cornell up and slides him back into the ring.

Tim
Well, looks like they can continue.

Devlin rolling in after him and heading over to pull him up once more but Cornell getting his feet up and planting them in the face of Devlin, knocking him back. Then grabbing him by the arms and whipping him into the ropes, then nails him with a flying leg lariat as he comes off, nearly taking Devlin’s head off and Devlin is down again. Cornell heading to the top rope once again, breathing hard Cornell looks around , and he comes off to nail Devlin with a five star frog splash and hook the leg.

1…

2…

3…

Tim
HE WON!!!!!!!!

Joey
Great match Tim. Both men laying in the ring as the fans cheers them on.

Tim
Look Joey that the ramp its, its, "Tokyo Ace" Mitsuharu Nogami!!

Kurt Cornell starts to stand up and then he looks up the stage to see Nogami standing there. Nogami is look at Cornell with a half smile and clapping. "Tokyo Ace" Mitsuharu Nogami turns around and walks back stage.

Tim
What was that all about?

Joey
Tokyo Ace is one of Japans top rank Jr Heavyweights. He may just wanted to show Cornell a sign of respect for a match well done.

Tim
What we just saw was two pure wrestlers battling not only for respect but to prove UWF isn't all about smashing chairs and throwing people through tables....

Joey
Cornell moves on but speaking of people going through tables, one of these men will. Next up is Goth against Siven, Siven on a bit of a losing streak as Goth brutally attacked Cornell last week earning his shot into the Hardway title match, Siven was granted a chance by President Monto if he can somehow beat Goth, he can then replace the President's hired gun in the triple threat match.

Tim
It won't be easy, Goth has shown that he is willing to do whatever it takes to become the next Legend in UWF. A short list, he intends on adding his name to.

The Cross blasts across the sound system as smoke fills the arena and two figures walk out to the ring. Goth walks up front, followed by his valet/manager Sapphira. Both are dressed in long black leather coats. As Goth is inside the ring he gets his coat taken off by his manager as we see him staring at the entrance way dressed in his black wrestling gear.

Joey
You know no matter how many times I see this guy, I can't stop thinking he is in the wrong business, this guy just scares the absolute crap out of me. Siven has really planted his foot in his mouth this week, he really needs to stop bugging Monto with his stupid jokes, its not paying off for him...Maybe this week we can see some sort of change in his game plan?

Tim
And we are ready to go, we got four tables set up on the outside, another four leaned up against the ring once your opponent goes through a table the match is over

Joey
Now for those scoring at him, he must be sent through the table by an offensive move from his opponent, if for some reason our psychotic friend Goth decides he wants to jump through a table the match is not over. If Siven thinks he can get the easy loss by launching himself through some wood, well tough luck, your wasting your time....

The bell rings as the ref throws his hand down They both walk to the center of the ring and go face to face, some trash talk from Siven. He shakes his head and begins to push his finger into the shoulder of Goth. Goth turns his head and unleashed a right hand to the side of Siven's head sending him into the ropes, Siven bounces off and nails a forearm smash.

Tim
Action from the bell!

Joey
Siven has something to gain and Goth has something to lose, I expect to see a lot from these two men tonight

Siven grabs Goth's ankle and attempts an ankle lock

Tim
Submissions don't count in this one....

Joey
Yeah but if Goth can't stand, he won't have any strength to put Siven through a table....Smart move by Siven

Goth counters and sends Siven to the outside through the ropes. Siven regains himself and rethinks his game plan, Goth is in the ring looking at Siven who is pacing around the outside of the ring, He fakes his way into the ring as Goth exits the ring and begins to chase after Siven. Siven slides in and Goth slides in behind him, Siven lands a few boots to Goth's head

Joey
That's just textbook right there

Tim
I'm disappointed, Goth should of seen that coming from a mile away!

Joey
Well Siven got the upper hand now, lets see what he will do with it

Goth gets to a knee as Siven continues to kick him in the head, now midsection. Siven grabs Goth and attempts a DDT but Goth lifts Siven over his head and lands a suplex. Both men are laying on their backs

Tim
Well so much for Siven's motivation.....

Joey
Tell me about it. He threw that chance out the window

Goth gets to his feet before Siven and Irish whips him into the ropes, Siven makes his way back and Goth plants him with a giant spine buster! Siven grabs his lower back as Goth makes his way to the top rope

Tim
The big man going to the top, possibly for a diving head butt

Joey
Big men like Goth take a big risk of missing these types of moves, they aren't as agile as smaller people like one of our new Japanese Junior Heavyweights.

Goth leaps off the top rope and Siven rolls out of the way. Goth crashes to the mat face first.

Tim
Joey you must have ESPN....

Joey
You mean ESP?

Tim
No ESPN That one was as predictable as my second marriage

Joey
 I didn't know you were married twice Tim....

Tim
I wasn't. Yet. Back to the match! Siven is back to his feet

He grabs Goth and whips him into the corner, he hits a running splash and scoops him up for a body slam, he walks him over to one of the tables on the outside and hesitates to slam him through the table, Goth takes advantage of Siven's short delay and squirms out of the move and pushes Siven back to the outside.

Tim
Siven waited too long for that one, he had the match wrapped up

Joey
He probably seen that Hardway title shine in his eyes and it stunned him just long enough for Goth to get free

Tim
What the hell are you talking about Joey?

Siven gets to his feet as Goth once again exits the ring Siven grabs a table and slides it into the ring. Goth flips up the ring apron and grabs a chair. He rolls into the ring and Siven nails Goth with a spear. We hear the sound of metal against bone

Tim
Goth was just seconds ahead of Siven and got that chair to protect his midsection!

Joey
Sucks to be Siven right now. We see where he left a giant dent in that chair...

Goth puts the chair down and grabs Siven, he puts Siven's head between his legs and lifts him up for a pile driver, he inches over towards the chair and spikes him onto the chair with a pile driver. Siven lays out on the mat almost knocked out. Goth grabs the table and puts it in the corner. He grabs Siven and whips him into it.

Tim
There it is! Match over!

Joey
No! The table didn't break!

Goth looks to take a page out of Siven's book and attempts a spear of his own, Siven elevates himself over the top rope causing Goth to crash thru the table head first!

Tim
Again, Siven did not force Goth thru the table, the match still continues.

Joey
Luckily for Goth, although I bet he will need some advil in the morning.

Siven hops to the top rope and nails an elbow to the back of Goth's head. Siven quickly exits the ring and slides in another table. He walks slowly around the ring and sets up one table and stacks it on the other one outside of the ring right in front of the announcers table! He gets back in the ring as Goth is slowly getting back to his feet. Siven runs at Goth and nails a running DDT. He grabs the table and sets it up in the corner and points towards the corner as the fans begin to cheer.

Tim
I don't know who these fans want to win.

Joey
They just love the action provided to them tonight, They could care less who wins!

Siven sends Goth into the corner but Goth reverses it and Siven puts on the breaks before hitting the table. Goth charges at Siven who drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring, Goth puts on the break as Siven points to his head and smirking as the fans are giving him a mixed reaction. Goth reaches over the ropes and grabs Siven by the hair. Siven is forced onto the ring mat but kicks Goth in the midsection, he nails him with a quick knee to the gut and flips over him going for a pin.

Joey
Earth to Siven...TABLES MATCH!

Tim
Really now, first a submission, that was understandable but a pin? C'mon get with the program

Goth grabs Siven by the throat and lifts him up off the ground. He looks at the double stacked tables and tosses Siven over the top rope! Siven barely misses the tables but his head hits the edge. He begins to bleed as Tim and Joey look on shocked!

Tim
So close!

Joey
Yeah but Siven's head bounced off the table, he's busted open bad!

Goth grabs the chair and heads to the outside, He gets to Siven who is still not moving, Goth grabs Siven and Siven nails him with a cheap shot to the lower region. The fans boo as the ref shrugs his shoulders

Tim
UWF, no DQ

Joey
Siven taking advantage once again!

Siven nails a side effect as Goth bounces head first off the outside ground. Siven grabs Goth and rolls him into the ring, He grabs the chair and waits for Goth to get up, Goth slowly gets to his feet and Siven unloads on him as Goth turns around. Siven smashes Goth right between the eyes as he falls back into the corner. Siven points at Goth and walks over to him. Siven lifts kicks Goth in the stomach and attempts a power bomb, as he throws Goth into the corner the table falls and Goth lands on top of the flat table. The ref shakes his head as Siven gets a pissed look on his face

Tim
Karma? How else could that table just fall?

Joey
I think Goth has telekenisis

Tim
Joey, put the pipe down and walk away....

Siven grabs Goth and sends him into the ropes, Goth holds on and Siven runs at him. Goth lowers his head and flips Siven over his shoulder and over the top rope Siven crashes through the table on the outside as the ref rings the bell

Tim
Siven goes through the table! How unlucky for Siven!

Joey
Damn it! I had money on Siven....The losing streak continues. Maybe Siven should ask Monto to face someone with less talent...

Tim
Joey this is UWF. Everyone here has talent! And with that said, we will clean up this ring and get ready for our next match Haydee Hayes makes her jump from WWA to attempt to be the first ever female "Extremist"

Joey
Yeah and with Chino in her corner. I mean special referee, I don't see how Asher has a chance.

We go backstage to Chino and Haydee talking, Chris Coleman approaches them with a mic in hand, Chino smirks and begins to walk off, He pauses and whispers something into Haydee's ear then walks off. Chris looks at Chino as Haydee grabs the mic

Haydee
Chris, tonight, Asher gets exactly what is coming to him. He thought he could take me out so easily, well He was wrong, but I was wrong about something I said earlier this week, He's not a Hindu, I'm sorry if I offended any of those people, Chino tells me that the douche bag is from Iran, Well Asher, this is America, you won't see me with some sheet over my face. You will, however, see me kicking your ass! I'll see you in the ring!

Bad Religion hits as Asher makes his way out to the top of the ramp, the fans are giving him heavy heat as he waves his Iranian flag in their faces. He walks down to the ring as the fans are chanting USA USA!

Tim
Well I hate to say it but this might be an unfair advantage for Haydee, her mentor is the Special Guest referee! Chino!
Joey
Yeah and if you ask me, Chino got more in mind then just a "star pupil"

Misery Business begins to play as Haydee walks out to the top of the ramp, the fans are going nuts She turns around to face the entrance way as Pyro shoots out Chino makes his way out wearing the referee shirt, He pulls at it and smirks as the fans are all on their feet, Haydee runs down to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope, Chino begins to jog down as Asher exits the ring.

Tim
And I think that is the smartest thing he has done since he's arrived here in UWF

Joey
I still can't get past the fact this is pretty much going to be a handicap match.

Chino calls for the bell as Asher stands on the outside, He is shaking his head no as Chino counts as Asher grabs a mic.

Asher
I will not fight some dirty housewife! That BITCH needs to get something thru her thick skull. Wrestling is for men! Not psychotic females who think they can "Hang" with the guys. Chino you want a match you can have one, but your little girlfriend doesn't deserve to be in the same ring as me!

Haydee exits the ring and catches Asher off guard, She nails him with a diving clothesline and sends him to the ground. She mounts him and begins to nail him with punches. He pushes her off of him and dives into the ring, He backs away and Chino spins him around. Chino nails Asher with a right hand sending him to the ground.

Joey
I knew it! I told you this would happen! Asher gets in the ring and within seconds he is attacked by Chino.

Tim
Joey, two weeks ago he sneak attacked Haydee, a helpless female during the UWF Rebirth! He is getting what he deserves!

Joey
Well lets welcome them both back to UWF

Haydee slides in under the bottom rope and Asher is back to his feet. He runs and nails Haydee with a knee to the gut, He hits Haydee with a double ax handle and sends her down to the mat. He picks her up and whips her into the corner. He goes for a shoulder block and Haydee moves. Asher's shoulder smashes into the post as Haydee sizes him up, He stumbles backwards towards her and she nails a drop kick sending him face first into the corner. She runs and bounces off the ropes and nails a reverse bulldog!

Tim
Now its all Haydee, Chino is just standing back and watching

Joey
Yeah lets see when it comes to Asher making a pin tho

Haydee climbs to the top and Asher lunges at the ropes causing Haydee to fall uncomfortably onto the turnbuckle. Asher climbs the turnbuckle and hooks Haydee's arm around his neck, he lifts her up and nails a super plex from the top rope! He floats over and goes for a pin. Chino walks around them checking Haydee's shoulders and begins a slow count

1......


2.......

Chino stops counting and grabs his shoulder

Joey
What did I tell you! This is Bullshit!

Tim
Again, Asher is getting everything he deserves

Asher gets up and gets in Chino's face. Chino points to his shoulder and Asher is screaming at Chino. Chino's eyes open up and he shakes his head as Asher turns his back to Chino, Asher spins around and attempts a roundhouse kick to Chino's head. Chino ducks it and nails a R.K.K on Asher. Haydee gets to her feet as notices Asher on the ground, Chino points to the top turnbuckle and she leaps to the top She motions her hands for a 450 splash and nails it perfectly in the middle of the ring! She hooks Asher's leg and Chino makes the count

1.............

2............

3!!!!!!!!!!!

Haydee gets up and looks down at Asher who is out cold, Chino raises her hand and exits the ring, he waves for her and she exits the ring, she walks over to the announcers table and grabs a chair, Chino sighs and shakes his head, calling for Haydee. Asher is now finally getting to his feet as Haydee slides into the ring again and unloads with a chair shot to Asher laying him out cold!

Tim
Ok so maybe Asher didn't deserve that

Joey
Oh no he definitely did! Payback is a bitch, Revenge is a mother fucker!

Haydee slams the chair down and exits the ring, as she is walking backwards up the ramp towards Chino she is telling the fans along with a knocked out Asher. This is Not over!

Tim
Unbelievable! Absolute carnage....

Joey
Next we have the first of two Pick Your Poison matches, Tim Timmons against Jason Myers, in what we have found out earlier today, Jason Myers' last match for UWF. He has asked for his release to in what he says focus on his main priorities.

We see Timmons backstage making his way towards the entrance way. Chino and Haydee walk past him as we hear a loud crashing sound in the distance, all three turn around and we see Jason Myers walking out of his locker room busted open. He falls flat on his face. Timmons races over to see what has happened. We then see a chair swing forward knocking Timmons to the ground. Out steps Razor with a chair in hand. Chino and Haydee look shocked as Razor points the chair at Chino, Chino nudges Haydee away and he puts his fists up.

Tim
Round 2?!

Suddenly, we all hear Monto's voice throughout the arena and backstage area's

Monto
Razor, you drop that chair or your fired! Now I've put a lot of thought between all of this Chino and Razor you two men have been great foe's and from what I just seen and from the weeks before, Razor and Timmons can't stand each other, so congratulations, Chino, Razor, next weeks Cage match involving Chino and Kengoro will now be a Rage in The Cage Tag Match! Razor you will team with Chino while Timmons will team with Kengoro. With a twist, It will be an elimination Cage match. You get pinned, your out. BUT! If both members of a team escape the cage, then that team will win. Good luck!

Joey
So no main event?!

Tim
What a blockbuster announcement!

Razor drops the chair and walks up to Chino, Haydee is at his side as the two look down at Timmons. They both smirk as they stand side by side. Suddenly, the lights go out through the convention center, we hear a raven scream followed by an echoed "Nevermore" The lights return and Chino is laid out covered in blood! Razor grabs the chair as Haydee is nervous. She begins to point and yell at Razor.

Joey
Into the main event we go! What a turn of events here tonight! I've gotten word that before Timmons was attacked he chose for this main event to be a Staple Gun on a Pole Match.

Tim
A Staple Gun is on a pole. This match is UWF at its best.

Joey
Your telling me Tim once that staple gun comes down its going to be a blood bath.


Phantom's in the ring not waiting for Danny Exodus to get to the ring he's already going up to the staple gun! Exodus sees what Phantom is doing, he's sprints to the ring! Phantom's just about up the pole, Exodus' on the apron, ooo, he goes low on Phantom and the big man falls to the mat. Phantom, holding his balls is getting back to his feet, slingshot dropkick by Exodus! Phantom's dragged to his feet, Irish whip, OH MY! Dropkick to the gut  of  Phantom hard! Phantom's doubled over on the mat in pain, Exodus drags Phantom up by the hair, he's going in his tights, he's got a spike!

Tim
Danny is making a point.

Joey
Yeah to Tim Timmons. Tim you gotta watch out for Danny over here he hides weapons in his tights.

Tim
He wants to draw blood and not with the staple gun.

Danny's got the spike, Phantom blocks it, now they're battling over it! Danny's got it now, Phantom with a rake of the eyes! Exodus drops the spike, Phantom kicks it aside, he backs up, dropkick to the knee! If Danny Exodus can take out Phantom's legs then he can't climb the pole and get the staple gun. Leg lace now Exodus. Phantom's yelling in pain, he's too close to the ropes, he reaches out and grabs them. Danny Exodus drags Phantom back into the middle of the ring, spinning toe hold, Phantom kicks him off with his other leg! Exodus's up first then Phantom, standing dropkick by Exodus! Phantom's getting right back up, Exodus runs to the ropes, springboard back elbow! Phantom rolls right back to his feet slaps his chest looking Danny in the eyes, telling him bring it on. Danny Exodus's on the ring apron quick, springboard leg lariat!

Tim
Now that took the big man down!

Joey
Damn near took his head off Tim.

Tim
Phantom is crazy he just stood there watching Danny and the quickest Danny has, made a big impact on Phantom's face with that springboard leg lariat.

Joey
He is going for a pin.

 Hook of the leg, 1... Phantom kicks out.

Tim
You're gonna need more than that to beat Phantom. 

Danny pulls Phantom to his feet, Irish whip, Phantom hits the corner hard, here comes Exodus, AIR DANNY with a diving fore arm smash! Phantom staggers out of the corner, Exodus climbs the ropes, springboard bulldog! Danny gets back to his feet, now he's going for the staple gun! Phantom's crawling to his feet, he's a little groggy, Exodus's climbing the ropes, he's on the top, he can just barely touch the staple gun, but he's gotta pull it off. Phantom's back to his feet, Exodus see Phantom is on his feet, OH MY! Springboard dropkick knocks Phantom on to the time keepers table on the outside! Danny Exodus's going for the staple gun now again, wait, he's not, he's looking down at Phantom over his shoulder, Phantom's getting off the unbroken table, moon sault plancha by Danny Exodus but is caught by Phantom. Phantom then side slams Exodus thru the time keepers table! (UWF, UWF!!!)

Tim
Danny Exodus is nuts, maybe he does wanna kill himself!

Joey
Phantom falls down. I guess Danny attacks did a toll on the big man.

 Phantom's getting back to his feet, he throws Exodus back into the ring, now he's getting the spike! Danny Exodus's getting up, Phantom nails him with the spike right in the face, and again! Exodus's been busted open!

Tim
I think the spike's almost worse than the staple gun.

A bloody Danny Exodus's pulled back to his feet, Death Boot by Phantom!

Phantom goes for the cover ...1....2...NO! Exodus gets the shoulder up. He's down but he's not out. Phantom can't believe it, he's going back after Exodus with the spike. The youngster from  Raleigh, North Carolina's fighting for his life, he blocks the spike, knee to the midsection catches Phantom by surprise., snap suplex Exodus! Exodus right back to his feet, he grabs Phantom by the leg, he slams his knee down against the mat.

Tim
Exodus's gonna make sure that Phantom can't climb that pole.

Joey
No.He making sure Phantom can't stand. Danny is a thinking man wrestler he knows if Phantom can't stand then Phantom can't do all them powerful moves to Danny.

Tim
Yes. Danny has been working them legs the whole match.


Phantom's caught by the leg, spinning toe hold by Exodus! Phantom's yelling in pain, Exodus's spinning with it again, he's bending over to far, Phantom pokes him in the eye! Danny's temporarily blinded, thrust kick to the knee cap! Christ that could dislocate your knee. Danny Exodus's on the mat rolling around in pain, Phantom slides outside the ring, now he's got Exodus by the legs, oooo!  gets crotched on the ring post. Phantom's got his legs, figure four around the corner post! Phantom's trying to snap the leg off of Danny Exodus, remember no DQ in all UWF matches . Exodus's yelling at the top of his lungs as blood drips down onto the mat.

Tim
Phantom wants pay back for Danny attacking his legs.

Joey
Yeah but Phantom is trying to injury the man, I like it.


Phantom lets go finally, he slides back into the ring, now he's going to the pole, he's gonna get the staple gun! Exodus's pulling himself up by the ropes, if Phantom gets the staple gun he's in trouble. Wait, Exodus sees the bloody spike lying on the ring apron, Phantom's on the top, he's got the staple gun! Exodus's got the spike, Phantom drops down from the corner, he turns around, spinning heel kick takes his head off! The staple guns falls to the outside, Exodus's pounding away on Phantom now, spike the face! Exodus's carving up Phantom with the Golden Spike! Phantom's busted open! Exodus drags him to his feet, he tosses the spike to the mat, suplex coming up, BRAIN BUSTER! Phantom got spiked, no pun intended. Exodus's up to his feet, he runs to the corner, DOUBLE JUMP MOON SAULT!

Tim
1....2...NO! Again You need more than that to beat Phantom.

Joey
But he was near win with on that one Tim.

Exodus's going outside the ring now, he's getting the staple gun! Phantom's stumbling back to his feet, Exodus slides in with the staple gun, Phantom doesn't see him, he turns around, Exodus ducks the Death Boot, staple gun to the head! Exodus pulls Phantom back up, HE STAPLES HIM!

Tim
CHRIST PHANTOM'S GOT A STAPLE IN HIS FOREHEAD!

Joey
Danny not stopping there. He still stapling his head!

Another staple from Exodus ! God that's horrible! Fury whips Phantom into the ropes, Frankensteiner, no POWER BOMB!  Phantom drives Exodus right into the mat, now Phantom's got the spike gun, he's got blood pouring from the four staples on his forehead. Phantom drags Exodus up, he's staples him! Now Exodus's got a staple in his head, Phantom  picks him up, Darkness Approach! Exodus's head bounces off the hard ring mat. Phantom grabs Exodus right off the mat, power bomb coming up, POWER BOMB! Phantom's got him, Texas Cloverleaf!

Tim
Danny Exodus knee's taken a beating already today, can he withstand this?

Joey
He still has life left.

Exodus's fighting it off though, he's getting up on his forearms, he's crawling to the ropes! And he's.......got them! Phantom can't believe it, Phantom drags Fury into the middle of the ring, Phantom slaps on another Texas Cloverleaf. Exodus's screaming in pain, I think that would hurt anyone. Phantom's got it locked in good, Exodus's flailing his arms around, wait, he's got the spike.

Tim
  OH MY GOD!

Joey
He  just spiked Phantom's calf !

Phantom breaks the hold, Exodus's getting back to his feet, spike to the head by Exodus! Danny tosses the spike out of the ring, he drags Phantom to his feet, something big is coming up, The Exodus Of Mankind! He couldn't get Phantom all the way up so he dropped him on  his head. Cover, 1.....2.....NO! Phantom gets the shoulder up. He's got blood coming from two different places on his body. Exodus drags Phantom to his feet, suplex coming up, Fisherman Suplex! Exodus nails Phantom with a fisherman suplex that made Phantom land on his head not his back

Tim
That's gotta do it! 1....2.....NO! Phantom gets his foot on the bottom rope!

Joey
Danny can't believe it, he's furious, no pun intended.

Tim
If Danny pinned him in the middle of the ring he probably would be going home with another win.

Exodus pulls Phantom up again, he's gonna try for it again, he's got Phantom up, Danny Exodus lands on his feet! INVERTED DDT! Danny drags Phantom to his feet, he puts his head between his shoulders, he grabs the arms, inside out, NO! Phantom pulls away, he's holding that calf that was spiked earlier....Exodus's regaining his faculties, Phantom turns around, Jumping DDT! Phantom gets planted  onto the mat. Now Exodus's going to the turnbuckles, he's looking to finish Phantom off! Phantom's not moving on the mat, Exodus's on the top rope, Swanton Bomb ,no! Phantom rolls out of the way and Exodus hits the mat hard, Phantom's back to his feet, he grabs Exodus by the neck, lifts up and drops hard mat  turning him inside out!

Tim
Choke Slam. Phantom rolls him over, 1....2....3! Phantom wins, Phantom wins!

Joey
Tim, Tim Phantom got the staple gun. Oh my.. he just stapled Danny's head a few times. Now going after eye.

Tim: Someone stop him!

The ref blocks Phantom from stapling Danny eye. Then out comes UWF wrestlers and staff to stop the big man. Phantom backs away slowly as he looks around the fans are going nuts, He raises his fists in the air and gets a huge pop. He makes it to the top of the ramp and once again the lights go out, we hear that raven scream again followed by "Nevermore" When the lights return Phantom is laid out with a black steel chair next to him dented with an impression of his head. The show ends with Exodus getting to his feet looking up at Phantom who is out cold.