Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
If you've ever known anyone
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
Can you feel it?

Pyro explodes throughout Madison Square Garden as Disturbed is on the top of the stage, lights are flashing as the fans are going nuts

How do you sleep
When you live with your lies
Out of your mouth
Up from your mind
That kind of thinking
Starts a chain reaction
You are a time bomb ticking away
You need to release
What you're feeling inside
Let out the beast
That you're trying to hide
Step right up and be a part of the action
Get your game face on
Because it's time to play
You're pushing and fighting your way
You're ripping it up

The fans begin to sing the chorus along with David Draiman

Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
If you've ever known anyone
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
Can you feel it?


How do you live without playing the game
Sit on the side and expect to keep sane
Step right up and be a part of the action
Come get a piece of it before it's too late
Take a look around
You can't deny what you see
Were living in a violent society
Well my brother let me show you a better way
So get your game face on because it's time to play
You're pushing and fighting your way you're ripping it up

They sing the chorus with him once more.

Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
If you've ever known anyone
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
Can you feel it?


So tell me what am I supposed to be
Another god damn drone
Tell me what am I supposed to be
Should I leave it on the inside
So tell me what am I supposed to be
Another god damn drone
Should I get ready to
play
You're pushing and fighting your way
You're ripping it up

Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
If you've ever known anyone
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
Can you feel it?

As Disturbed finishes up a video montage of the first month of the UWF Rebirth is shown, the events leading up to New Years Annihilation are highlighted as we see multiple wrestlers attacked, Matt Edwards return along with Will Nichols' return. The arrival of stars from Japan. The surprising turn of events that have led us to where we are tonight. Faint begins to play as the fans packed in MSG begin to boo heavily. Greg Monto walks out slow soaking it all up, at one point he mocks them calling for more boo's he puts his hand to his hear A la Hulk Hogan to judge which section is giving him the most heat. He laughs and pulls out a microphone

:Greg Monto:
"Finally tonight we will have some true action, some true champions will be crowned, and some true slackers will lose their jobs! Choices shall be made, bones may be broken, who will walk out champion? Who will not walk out?! The battles have begun but these are all FAR FROM WAR!"


:Tim Floyd:
"Ladies and Gentlemen tonight we have a full seven matches waiting to kick you out of your seat and slap your mother in the mouth!"

:Joey Numbers:
"Can we even say that? I think President Monto summed it up pretty good Tim, you went a big far with the mom comment."

:Tim Floyd:
"Man Joey, this is the first PPV since UWF has returned. We need to show these people we mean business!"

:Joey Numbers:
"Well apparently two people will get that memo when in our first match, two people will lose their jobs! Now this is all about strategy and luck! Four boxes, two contain pink slips, two contain weapons of the fans choosing. Now we did a online poll exclusive to UWF Fan club Members, we asked who they would like to see fired tonight. Surprisingly the results were almost a landslide!

:Tim Floyd:
"You couldn't be anymore right Joey, Elliot Devlin and Jake Hibberson surprisingly tied with 35% of the vote each! the "Anti-Extremist" Gift only got 20% of the vote while Siven was reluctant enough to pick up only 10% of the vote. It would be a shame to see Siven grab one of those Pink slips. He seems to be a "Fan Favorite".




:Joey Numbers:
"Well lets get the introductions underway, hit the music!

“Superstar” by Saliva hits and out steps The Gift wearing a black leather waist jacket with a skull on the back. The Gift stomps down the ramp with the odd glance to the left and then right. Gift stomps up the steel steps and enters the ring. He climbs the second turnbuckle raising an arm. He jumps down and does it to the opposite corner. Young jumps down and goes to the left turnbuckle and chucks his arm up high. He jumps down and does it to the opposite corner raising his arm before jumping down bouncing on the spot ready for action.

:Tim Floyd:
"From what we've seen the Gift is looking forward to this match, I wouldn't be surprised if he goes to open every single box from the minute the bell rings."

:Joey Numbers:
"Vegas has Gift as a 5 to 1 favorite to last in this match, he's had a week to heal from his first real match

Siven's name flashes on the screen slowly at first. Each time his name appears a beep almost like a heart monitor at a hospital beeps. As a few seconds go by, the flashing gets faster and faster. Slowly it starts to flash from the name Siven to the face of Siven and back and forth. The rate continues to increase until Set me up by Project 86 hits and Siven walks out through the drapes. The screen changes to highlights from his previous matches. He stops just a few feet out and looks around the arena just to gauge the response. After a few seconds, he walks down to the ring without taking his attention away from the ring. He slides in under the bottom rope.

Gift looks at Siven and runs at him before Devlin and Hibberson can even make it to the ring, Siven takes down Gift with a drop toll hold slamming his face into the mat. Siven looks up at the boxes and shakes his head. He hesitates, and begins to climb up. Gift spots Siven and leaps up, Gift reaches Siven almost about to grab the box when Gift grabs Siven's arms and tosses him off the top rope with a crucifix bomb!

:Joey Numbers:
"Question you have to ask is. If Gift looking to get the box for a weapon or the pink slip?! Which one does he want?

:Tim Floyd:
"I can't believe you would actually ask that Joey, Of Course Gift wants to get canned. Since the minute he arrived in UWF and realized exactly how FUCKED UP We are.

The pair laugh as Need Somebody by Kings of Leon begins to play over the speaker system. A chorus of boos begin to roar through through the arena. The curtains brush aside at the top of the ramp, as Elliot Devlin walks out. Elliot walks out onto the top of the stage, as he slowly looks around arena, as the fans boo. Suddenly chants of “Drake” begin to cover up the boos. The chants infuriate Elliot, as he begins to talk trash to the fans as he begins his descent to the ring. At the bottom of the ramp, Elliot slides into the ring, and quickly returns to his feet. 

:Joey Numbers:
"Here is someone we haven't seen in a couple of weeks since his "Attack" by Matt Edwards, Elliot Devlin. You know he used to be named Drake Kencedro. Never really made it anywhere in the sport."

:Tim Floyd:
"Tonight doesn't seem to be his lucky night"

The Gift looks at him, Devlin backs up and points at the boxes, Motioning for Gift to "Go for it" Gift looks at Devlin and slowly climbs watching his back. He grabs a box as  Freak by Silver chair hits the arena as the arena goes dark. I am a freak part of the song hits as a light flashes to see Jake Hibberson standing on top of the ramp. He walks slowly to the ring wearing nothing but his ring pants. He slowly walks before getting in the ring. Devlin spots Hibberson and the two quickly go at it.

:Joey Numbers:
"For those lost, Hibberson took that cheap shot on Devlin after he got attacked by Edwards a few weeks ago"

:Tim Floyd:
"I honestly didn't think we'd see Devlin again after Hibberson punted him in the head"

Siven is getting back to his feet. The Gift puts the box on the ground and smiles

:Tim Floyd:
"Gift looks like a little kid who just seen Santa Clause!"

:Joey Numbers:
"Lets hope for him, its not a lump of coal!"

The lid comes off and a look of resentment comes over the face of The Gift, Siven drop kicks The Gift as the fans all stand on their feet. Hibberson and Devlin are trading blows as Siven pulls out from the box shards of lightubes. He dumps them all over the one side of the ring as The Gift rolls to the outside. Siven walks over to Hibberson and Devlin and grabs their heads, he smashes them together as the fans pop

:Joey Numbers:
"DING Fries are done"

:Tim Floyd:
"A meeting of the minds!"

Siven looks at Gift on the outside refusing to go in with the light tube shards on the ground. Siven exits the ring and gives chase. Gift slides in as Devlin and Hibberson both get to their feet at the same time. Devlin nails Gift with a clothesline, Siven slides in and Hibberson nails him with some boots to the back of the head. Devlin grabs Gift and whips him into the corner. He charges and nails a shoulder tackle. He backs up and charges again. Gift elevates himself onto the top rope as Devlin smashes into the ring post. Hibberson grabs Siven and hits a kick and punch combination on Siven, sending him to the ground. Hibberson climbs to the top but the Gift unintentionally shakes the ropes causing Hibberson to straddle the ropes.

:Joey Numbers:
"Insert funny yet painful expression here"

:Tim Floyd:
"Oh how original Joey"

:Joey Numbers:
"We see one box out of play here. Now the odds are a 66% chance someone who grabs that box will get fired. But who?"

:Tim Floyd:
"Nobody but Gift is going to go for the box if they know they might get fired...."

As Siven slowly gets to his feet, Rich Haney is seen at the top of the ramp. He walks down halfway with a mic in hand as Gift leaps from the top rope nailing Devlin with a jumping DDT inches from the light tube shards. Siven runs and nails a springboard roundhouse kick to the head of Hibberson sending him to the outside. Siven exits and grabs a ladder. Haney smiles and puts the mic to his mouth

:Rich Haney:
"It seems to me that our genius of a President, Greg Monto made this match backwards. So I once again will fix his mistakes. The two people who GRAB the Pink slips. WILL KEEP THEIR JOBS! It will be their choosing to FIRE ANY TWO Members on the UWF Roster. ANYONE EVEN A champion if they walk out with a title tonight! Everyone's UWF Career is at stake! TONIGHT Two People will get fired!"

:Tim Floyd:
"Holy FUCKING SHIT!" 

:Joey Numbers:
"I'm speechless, Anyone from Gift to Chino, Razor or even Timmons and Exodus could get canned tonight?!"

:Tim Floyd:
"Now the action will pick up!"

Siven slides the Ladder into the ring, he looks at Gift and Devlin, he knocks them both down with a ladder shot to the face! Hibberson slowly gets back to his feet and slides in, Siven turns and Hibberson knocks the ladder back into Siven's face! Siven falls backwards hard landing on the shards of broken light tubes. Hibberson climbs to the top and is inches from the case when suddenly. Matt Starr emerges from the crowd and pushes Hibberson off the top rope! Starr backs away as Gift and Starr lock eyes, Gift leaps over the top rope and nails Starr with a suicide dive. He begins to pummel Starr as they begin to fight their way around the arena. They enter the crowd as security tries to keep them away from the fans.

:Tim Floyd:
"Did Matt Starr just cost Hibberson a case?!"

:Joey Numbers:
"Seems to me like that's exactly what happened!"

Siven slowly gets to his feet as Elliot Devlin is back up. Hibberson is outside finally up. Siven and Devlin lock up as Hibberson slides in and hopes up to the top rope. He looks back at Siven and Devlin locked up hesitates and then grabs a case. He leaps and smashes the case over Devlin's head. Siven falls backwards into the ropes, bounces off and nails a huge spear out of nowhere on Jake Hibberson! Siven grabs the case and spits on Hibberson, he opens it up and.

:Joey Numbers:
"PINK SLIP! Siven STOLE a pink slip from Hibberson!"

:Tim Floyd:
"That could bite Siven in the ass later tonight, if Hibberson grabs the other Pink Slip he could have Siven FIRED!"

Siven folds up the pink slip and shoves it in his boot. He turns and Devlin is back to his feet, Siven kicks him in the gut and nails a Vertica! Hibberson gets up holding his ribs. He spins Siven around and kicks him in the gut. He follows up with some kicks to Siven's leg. Siven falls to the ground and Hibberson rips Siven's boot off. Hibberson grabs the pink slip as Siven attempts to grab Hibberson. Hibberson turns and nails a stiff kick right to the jaw of Siven!

:Joey Numbers:
"Well Hibberson has his pink slip back. Devlin and Siven are down and out!"

Hibberson climbs the ropes and grabs the other two remaining cases. He opens the one and its another black bag. He empties it out and its small pieces of razor wire and tacks and broken glass. He smirks as he knows what's left. He goes to open it when out of nowhere The Gift and Matt Starr return from the back. Hibberson drops the case and exits the ring. He walks off leaving Siven and Devlin in the ring laid out

:Tim Floyd:
"Smart move by Hibberson to high tail it out of that war zone!"

:Joey Numbers:
"Yeah but someone has gotta know that final case is a Pink Slip just waiting!"

Hibberson is about to hop the guard rail when he stops, he turns back around and goes under the ring, he grabs a table and slides it into the ring. He sets it up as Devlin slowly is getting to his feet. Hibberson flips him the bird and nails a HKO onto the pile of razor wire, glass, and tacks! Siven slowly gets to his feet, Hibberson attempts a HKO Siven but Siven tosses Hibberson into the corner. Siven shakes his head and looks down at the remaining case. He bends over to grab it when suddenly.

CRACK!

The Gift nails Siven in the head with a massive chair shot! Matt Starr slides in and tosses Gift out of the ring. The two continue to brawl as Hibberson gets to his feet. He looks down at the remaining case and is inches from grabbing it when suddenly the lights begin to flicker. Hibberson looks around and we hear strange music. Hibberson looks at the entrance way but nobody shows up. Devlin is up, he is behind Hibberson and without hesitation A Life Worth Living on Hibberson! Siven is back to his feet. He sets up the table and without being noticed. He spins Devlin around, kicks him in the gut and nails a Vertica THROUGH THE TABLE!

:Tim Floyd:
"Oh the carnage!"

:Joey Numbers:
"Well at least Siven knows the case is his!"

Siven looks around for Starr or Gift before finally bending down and grabbing the remaining case. He opens it and its the final pink slip. He looks around and raises his arms! The crowd is going nuts. He looks down at Devlin and puts his foot on Devlin's chest.

1...

2...

3!!!

:Tim Floyd:
"Siven has done it! Not only has he earned his pink slip he pinned Devlin!"

Monto appears at the top of the entrance with a mic in hand as the fans are booing incredibly

:Greg Monto:
"Congrats, Siven! You have won tonights match, and as Rich said previously, two people will be fired tonight. One WILL NOT be you! Due to your victory you have gained immunity. How it sickens me to say this. UWF Will not be losing Siven tonight. Or Anytime soon!"

The fans pop loud as Siven nods his head, he looks down at his pink slip


:Joey Numbers:
"Who will Siven and Hibberson pick?!"

:Greg Monto:
"Siven, Hibberson, you two will have till the end of this PPV to decide which two roster members of UWF will follow suit and hit the unemployment line! If you don't YOU will be FIRED! I don't care who you are. Immunity or not! Chose or be Chosen!"



We see Chino walking around backstage. He passes a door marked Haydee, He knocks and hears a voice familiar to him, we watch as he enters and Haydee is lacing up her boots. They lock eyes and Chino seemingly lowers his head.

:Haydee:
"I heard what Monto is doing. What a prick. I.....I just want you to know that what ever happens out there. Well, I won't take it personal. I know how much that world title means to you, it sucks and its unfortunate that Monto is putting us against each other in these predicaments

Chino looks up at Haydee and extends his hand, they shake and he slowly turns his back and walks out.

:Tim Floyd:
"Man, Chino is in a tough situation, if he ever wants to be UWF World Champion again he needs to make Haydee bleed!"

:Joey Numbers:
"In the ring its business, outside its personal. Monto has found a way to bring it together in one place."

:Tim Floyd:
"Next up, the returning Will Nichols faces off against Mitsuharu Nogami"

:Joey Numbers:
"Now this is confusing. It was a singles match turned IronMan match, from what I'm being told Monto was over ridden by the Board of Directors and they want a regular singles match. From what they told Monto, these two need to prove themselves the Winner will then face the newly crowned JR Heavyweight Champion in a Iron Man Match at Hardcore Heartbreak!"

:Tim Floyd:
"Well then, lets get to the introductions!"



Enterence music hits as goes for a few moments then out walks Nicholson jumping and hyping up the crowd as a massive show of Green and White Pyrotechnics explode across the stage as the pyrotechnics stops Nichols starts to run to the ring slapping hands with fans as he passes them. once at ring side he leaps onto the apron and jumps up rolling over the top rope and landing on his feet in the ring.

"CLUB FOOT" by Kasabian starts to play. Mitsuharu Nogami walks onto the stage holding his hands up in front of the crowd. He makes his way to the ring. He walks up the ring steps and bows to Nichols and the ref.

:Tim Floyd:
"These two look ready, Lets get it on!"

:Joey Numbers:
"You said it Mills Lane!"

Nogami and Nichols circle each other, not moving as quickly then they come in for the collar and elbow tie up, Nichols backs Nogami into the ropes then shoots him across the ring, Nogami hit's the ropes and comes back at Nichols who takes him down with a flying head scissors that sends him across the ring out under the ropes..

:Tim:
" Nichols off to a fast start, and he had better be able to keep it up because if he doesn’t, well we have all seen what Tokyo Ace will do."

:Joey:
" Yeah..."

Nichols pulls Nogami back to his feet, but Nogami with a thumb to the eyes, momentarily blinding Nichols and the referee immediately admonishing him, but Nogami only sneering at him and stepping around him, to grab Nichols and take him down with a hard DDT.

:Tim:
" That’s what Nichols wanted to avoid."

:Joey:
"Yeah, but look at him, he is right back on his feet….HOLY SHIT!!!!"

Nogami reaching for Nichols and Nichols unleashing a standing dropkick right into the face of Nogami!!!!!

:Tim:
"Nogami with a taste of his own stiff medicine right there, Nogami was unleashing stiff blows after blows on Kurt Cornell last week and now he’s feeling the effects of one!!!!"

Nichols pulling Nogami up and Nichols takes him down with a Neckbreaker, Nichols, hit's the ropes and Nogami sits up and gets a dropkick to the face which sends him back down.

:Joey:
" WOW!!!!"

:Tim:
"Will Nichols with another stiff dropkick to Nogami."

Nichols rolls back up and starts to bring Nogami with him, Nogami with a right hand, and Nichols ducking underneath it, into a waistlock, but Nogami drives a couple of elbow's into the face of Nichols breaking the hold, Nogami quickly slides behind Nichols and hooks him up for a German Suplex of his own then delivering with authority. Nichols hitting the mat hard on the back of his head and Nogami quickly picks him back up and drills him with a brainbuster.

:Tim:
" Well if at first you can’t slow them down, knock them the hell out!!!!!"

Nogami with the cover

1…

2…

Kickout!!!!


Both men rolling back to their feet and this time it is Nichols looking for the clothesline, and Nogami ducking the attempt, Nogami Sliding to the side of Nichols this time, hooks him for a hammerlock, then takes him down in a hammerlock Russian leg sweep.

:Tim:
" Here he goes with the working a body part again!!!!!"

Nichols quick to roll out of the way of the elbow drop to the shoulder and Nogami hitting nothing but mat as Nichols rolls back to his feet. Nichols heading over to Nogami now, reaches down to pull him to his feet then launches Nogami. into the ropes, Nichols off the ropes on the other side, looking for the body press, and Nogami dropping down, allowing Nichols to hit nothing but mat. Nichols trying to climb quickly to his feet, and Nogami right behind him waiting, grabs him in a rear waistlock, then takes him over for another German suplex. Nogami hanging on this time, rolling for a second one, and Nichol’s head just bouncing off the mat with the impact

Joey:
I’m not sure dropping Nichols on his head is the brightest thing to do, there isn’t much up there to damage.

Tim:
NOW you start with the insults...damn…the last you could do is show just a shred of loyalty.

Joey:
I don’t get paid to show loyalty Tim, as long as I show up to the arenas and call the matches I’m assigned I get paid, whatever I say while I’m doing it…that is just pure genius baaaabyyyyy.

Tim:
Oh God…..

Nogami gets back to his feet and rubs his elbow for a moment before grabbing Nichols and pulling him back to his feet. Nogami backing Nochols into a corner, climbs up onto the middle rope then leaps off to nail him with a single arm tornado DDT. Nichols goes down hard as the fans come out of their seats, boooing loudly as Nogami makes a cover on Will Nichols

1…

2…

Kickout!


Tim:
Great move there by Nogami but this is still anybodies match in my opinion!

Nogami back on his feet, waits for Nichols to get back to his feet then catches him with a standing moonsault to the face. “ NOW THAT’S HOW ITS DONE!!!!” Nogami screaming at Nichols who tries to use the ropes to pull himself back to his feet, Nogami waiting on him, before charging with a clothesling, but Nichols dropping down and pulling the rope down with him and Nogami sailing right over the top rope and down to the floor below.

Tim:
Man I was wondering how long it was going to take for another match to go outside.

Nogami back to his feet, his back to the ring and Nichols with a baseball slide dropkick right into the back of the head of Nogami sending him face/head first into the bottom of the guardrail.

Tim:
Oh man, ref, ref, you need to get out there and make sure Nogami is still conscious, did you hear that impact!!!!!!!

Joey:
Skull and bone on Steal is never a pleasant sound and bone never wins that encounter Tim…never!

Nichols not even waiting for the referee to go out and check on Nogami, he heads out and pulls Nogami up, then rolls him back into the ring. No hesitation from Will as he heads up to the top rope then immediately leaps off with a top rope leg drop and Nochols goes for the cover.

1…

2…

Kickout!!!!

Tim:
Will Nichols can fly, that’s for damn sure….but right there he couldn’t put Mitsuharu Nogami way!

Joey:
Not yet, Tim, but the night is young!!!!!

Nichols pulls Nogami up and shoot's him to the ropes, then catches him right in the center of the ring for a HUGE belly to belly suplex. Nogami down on the mat once again and Nichols heading into the ropes, Springboard asai moonsault by Will Nochols!!!!

Tim:
NOGAMI GOT THE KNEES UP!!!!!!!!

Joey:
And once again a high risk move takes its toll!!!!

Nichols rolling around on the mat in pain and Nogami pulling himself back to his feet, heads over to Nichols and pulls him up as well, twist of fate by Nogami and Nichols is down. Mitsuharu Nogami heading to the top rope now and the fans booing him loudly and screaming for Will to move.

Tim:
Well this we havn’t seen tonight, Mitsuharu Nogami is gonna fly!!!!!!

Joey:
NOT EXACTLY!!!!!!

Will Nichols rolling to his feet and running right into the ropes, causing Nogami to croth himself on the top rope and then Nichols climbing up there after him, pulls him up and hooks him for a super plex. Nogami fighting it though, firing in shots to the ribs before hooking Nichols for a double underhook, and then stepping off the top rope with him, driving him face first into the mat below. Nogami rolling Nichols over and making the cover

1…


2…


THREEEEEEENNNNOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY SHIT NO NO NO WILLL NICHOLSSS KICKKKKKKKKEDDDDDDDDD OOUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

Huge POP from the fans who roar their approval as Will Nichols manages to kick out.

Joey:
I can’t believe it!!!!!

Tim:
I can….we all saw him at king of the cage in a MMA show….we saw him take beating after beating and still keep coming back for more, well are no cages in this match, there is only skill, and heart and as far as heart goes, Will Nochols has miles of it!!!!!!

Nogami pulls Nichols back to his feet and into a hammerlock from the front, then drops him with the hammerlock northern lights suplex. Will Nichols down again, holding his shoulder now and Mitsuharu Nogami stomping away at it to the disapproval of the fans, before pulling Nichols up once more and into a bridging hammerlock. Will’s shoulders on the mat and the referee dropping down to count.

1…

2…

Nichols managing to slide sideways and out of the hold to avoid the three, but gets up to his knees slowly, and Nogami taking advantage of that by kicking him in the shoulder then pulling him up for a shoulderbreaker. Will shifting his weight though as Nogami lifts him, forcing Nogami to bridge back and then Nichols showing off his own strength, powers Nogami up and then drills him with jumping piledriver. Will Nichols with the cover.

1…

2…

Kickout!

Tim:
Damn, back and fourth, this things keeps raging on and after all both men have been through tonight, I don’t see how they can keep going but they are.

Joey:
Well they are a true testament to the talent, the skill, the endurance of this division , and face or heel, the fans are appreciating both of these men.

Tim:
These two men proving that you don't have to be a hardcore wrestler to get over in UWF with the fans. They like great action not water down stuff.

Nichols pulls Nogami back up and whips him into the ropes, then sends him down with a hurricunrana. Nichols heading up to the top rope, waiting for Nogami to climb back to his feet and when he does, and turns around, Nichols launches himself off the top rope with a missile dropkick and Nogami hitting the mat hard and rolling right out of the ring.

:Joey:
WOW!!!!!

:Tim:
Awesome move by Will Nichols, too bad Nogami…..

:Joey:
IT DOESN’T MATTER TIM!!!!! WILL NOCHOLS ALREADY LAUNCHING HIMSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!

Suicide dive by Will Nichols onto a shaken and groggy Mitsuharu Nogami as he was just beginning to rise and both men down in a heap.

:Tim:
What happens if both men get counted out right here!

:Joey:
it won’t happen!!!

:Tim:
But if it does????/

:Joey:
I should kill you just for bringing that up, how am I suppose to know!!!!

Nichols pulling himself back to his feet with the help of the apron, rolls back into the ring, then quickly rolls back out again to break the count. Nogami hardly moving and Will Nichols over to him and reaching down to pick him up

:Tim:
OH MY!!!!!

:Joey:
NOGAMI WAS PLAYING POSSOUM!!!!!!

Mitsuharu Nogami grabbing hold of the front of Will's wrestling gear and yanking him off balance and Will’s head striking the top of the guardrail and Wil Nochols busted open

:Joey:
See, that’s just what we were talking about…flesh and bone meeting steel.

:Tim:
The blood really trickling from Will’s head and I wonder how that will affect him for the remainder of the match.

:Joey:
I’ll tell you how it will effect him, either he will spend the rest of the match partially blinded by his own blood, or he’ll be knocked out in one or two more devastating moves from Nogami and won’t have to worry about it!

:Tim:
Damnit! Joey, do you have money riding on this match?

:Joey:
Maybe 20 on Nogami.

:Tim:
I need a new job.

Nichols down and bleeding and Nogami slowly picking himself up off the mats as the referee continuing his count. Nogami reaching down for Will Nichols and sliding him in under the bottom rope. Will rolling over, blood dripping from the gash in his head as Nogami climbs back into the ring as well. Nogami Pulling the head of Will up, then ripping Will's already cut forehead along his laces, opening Will Nichols up more as the fans begin to boo him. The referee admonishing Nogami for his behavior and once again we see the cocky trademark smirk as Tokyo Ace pulls Nochols up and whips him into the ropes.

:Tim:
WILL HELD ON!!!!!

:Joey:
NOGAMI MISSED WITH THAT DROPKICK!!!!!

Nogami pulling himself to his feet though, Will staggering away from the ropes looking confused and Nogami running right at a dazed Will Nichols', grabs him around the back of the head and then runs his head into the mat with a bulldog. The mat sainted red with Will’s blood when Nogami Rolls him over and makes the cover

1….

2…

Kickout!!!!


:Joey:
WILL GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!

:Tim:
Bloody, battered and bruised, Will Nochols keeps fighting on!!!!

:Joey:
Hold on. I thought the Jr heavyweights want to prove that you don't have to be hardcore to get over in UWF. Yet we see Nochols bleeding like he in a barbwire match.

:Tim:
Joey. This is pro wrestling! not sport entertainment! A real man game, and in a real man's game sometime you hit hard and cuts happen.

Nogami drags Nichols back to his feet and shoves him into the corner,Nogami follows in with a clothesline, then drives a knee into the gut of Nichols before turning him around and pulling him out the corner with a single arm DDT.

Tim: OUCH!!!!!

:Joey:
They may never get the bloodstains out of the mat!

:Tim:
"By the end of the night the ring mat will be covered in blood with the other matches to come. Our UWF logo will gone and blood will take it place."

Nogami rolling Wil Nochols over for the cover!!!

1…

2…

Kickout!!!!!

:Tim:
"Were is Will Nichols getting the reserve from!!!!"

:Joey:
"The fans Tim, listen to these fans cheering for him!!!!!"

Nogami pulling Nichols to his feet and holding him there before unleashing a standing dropkick right into Will’s face. Nichols goes down and Nogami heads up to the top rope.

:Tim:
" I think we’re about to see what we didn’t see earlier!!!!"

:Joey:
"NOPE!!!!!!!!!!"

:Tim:
"WILL MOVED AND NOGAMI MISSING THE TOP ROPE GUILLATINE LEGDROP!!!!!!"

Nichois pulling himself back to his feet and nailing Nogami in the side of the head with a roundhouse kick. Nogami rolling over on the mat in pain and Will Nichols’ with a renewed burst of energy pulls him up and whips Nogami across the ring, Nogami comes back off the ropes and is sent crashing down with a Back Body Drop that sends him up in the air.

:Tim:
"THAT WAS IMPACT!!!!!"

Nichols stomps Nogami a couple of times in the back then pulls him back up and hit's a Fisherman Suplex.

:Tim:
"Will is in control for the moment, lets see if he can stay that way!!!!"

Again Nichols pulls Nogami back to his feet and sends him to the ropes, Nogami back off the ropes and buried with a Spear.

:Joey:
"Nichols really caught him right there."

Nichols heading up to the top rope now

:Joey:
"Not sure if this is a good thing, or a bad thing right now!"

Nichols coming off the top rope with a five star frog splash and he lands it as the arena is lit up with the flash of cameras once more!

:Crowd:
"WILL!!!!! NICHOLS!!!! WILL!!!!!! NICHOLS!!!!!!!"

Will Nichols hooking the leg for the cover

1…..

2….

THREEEENNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!


:Joey:
"UNBELIEVABLE!!!! TRULY FUCKING UNBELVABLE!!!!!"

:Tim:
" Neither man wants to lose Joey, but my god, that had to take so much out of both of them, Nichols to land the frog splash and Nogami to kick out of it!!!!!"

:Tim:
"You know after that Nogami's ribs must really be aching."

Nichols staggers to his feet and pulls Nogami back up with him then whips him into the corner. Nichols drives a couple of shoulder blocks into the ribs of Nogami in the corner.

:Tim:
"Look at him attack what at this point certainly has to be a week spot!"

Nichols backs up and drives a boot into the ribs then with a final shove forward drives his shoulder into the ribs again before lifting Nogami up to the top rope then following him up there

:Joey:
"Not sure I agree with this, he needs to concentrate on the ribs!!!!"

Nichols hooking Nogami for a superplex, brings him off the top rope the hard way and now Nichols heading back up to the top rope all alone.

:Tim:
"OH MAN…He’ll Miss I just know it!!!!"

:Joey:
" NOW WHOSE NOT BEING POSITIVE!!!!!"

Sky twisting moonsault from Nichols finds it’s mark and he makes the cover once again

1…



2…


THRENNOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN!!!!! NOGAMI KICKING OUT ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

:Tim:
"I truly don’t understand how these guys are still going, they have been through hell and they are still putting themselves through more pain. I just don’t get it."

:Joey:
"It’s all for the love of the game, the pride and money Tim!!!!"

Nichols shaking his head in frustration and disgust as he climbs back to his feet, Nogami slowly making his way up as well and Nichols heading into the ropes, Springboard mid air hurricunrana sends Nogami halfway across the ring and Nichols heading over as quickly as he can and leaping up on to the top rope. 450 splash by Nichols finds its target and he hooks the legs

:Tim:
"MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT, Nogami’s Ribs have to be absolutely destroyed!!!!!!!"

1….

2….

3….

:Tim/Joey:
"HE DID IT, HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD!!!!!!"



Backstage we see Siven with his pink slip in hand. He is rubbing his chin as he approaches the door of Greg Monto, he walks in and tosses the slip on the desk. Monto looks up at Siven and smirks.

:Monto:
So who do you wish to fire?

Siven smirks and looks at Monto.

:Siven:
How about The Gift! Give him his wish and let him go!

:Monto:
Ok, The Gift is Fired!




:Tim:
"Ok Joey our next should be a easy one for you to call."

:Joey:
"Hahaha funny Tim. Yes fans this next match is the 200 light tube deathmatch. Me and Tim are not doing the play by play as for we are not there."

:Tim:
"The match is some were up state New York, we don't where. Only people there is Matt Edwards, Phantom, a ref and our own Chris Coleman. Chris will be doing to play play...Chris can you hear us."

You see Chris Coleman on the big screen. Behind him a ring with light tube's all over the ropes, in two corners are lit up light tube boards. Outside the ring are tons of light tubes and light tube cabins. Now the camera from the MSG building to this field and Chris Coleman is ready to get the action on its way.

Chris:
Yes, Tim I hear you. Both wrestler are now entering the ring from diffrent sides. There’s the bell and we’re underway here, Matt Edwards against Phantom. They tie up in the middle of the ring, Phantom powers Edwards back to the ropes some light tubes bust on Edwards back, Edwards reverses it sending Phantom into the light tube laced ropes, they jockey for position, whoa! Edwards stops and lets Phantom pin him against the corner . Irish whip, reversal, Phantom hits light tubes., Edwards pulling some light tube about four off the ropes and onto the mat, Edwards with a face plant onto the light tubes on Phantom! cover by Edwards

1...

Phantom gets the shoulder up.

Edwards pulls him right up, Edwards picks up another loose light tube from the ropes and smashes it across Phantom face, Phantom hits the mat, Edwards locks on a rear chinlock. Phantom reverses out of it, he slaps on a hammerlock. Edwards’s getting to his feet, he reaches back, he grabs Phantom by neck, Edwards trys a running bulldog, Phantom stops him, Phantom picks Edwards over his shoulder and drops him outside the ring. Edwards goes crashing thru a 25 light tube stacked light tube cabin. Glass flys everywhere.

Edwards lays on the ground as camera me take pictures, he’s up to his feet, slides into the ring, cover by Phantom! 1....2..NO! Edwards gets the shoulder up. Both men to their feet, Phantom grabs a front chancery. Edwards shoves him back, they’re getting close to the lit up lights, Phantom lets go, he grabs an arm bar and drives Edwards right into the mat! Edwards’s just inches from the lit up light bulbs! Phantom grabs Edwards’s face, oh MY!

Phantom put Edwards’s forehead against one of the lit light bulbs, Edwards recoils in pain. Phantom drags him back towards the light bulbs, OH MY! Edwards again gets his forehead burned by one of the light bulbs. Phantom’s getting back up, he grabs Edwards, Irish whip, reversal, spin around, OH MY! Phantom goes back first into the lit light bulbs! Phantom staggers out, Edwards’s got him, russian leg sweep with a light tube that Edwards pick up from the mat! cover by Edwards 1....2....NO! Phantom gets the shoulder up.

Edwards’s going to the light bulb board, he’s got one of those long eight foot flourescent light bulbs! Phantom’s getting to his feet, Edwards, swing and a miss, Phantom snatches the light tube from him, OH MY GOD!! Phantom broke that long flourescent light bulb across the back of Matt Edwards! Edwards’s on the ground rolling around in pain!

Phantom picks him, scoop, slam into the broken glass! 1....2...NO! Edwards gets the blood covered shoulder up. Now Matt’s elbow’s been busted open by the broken glass too, Matt Edwards is a bloody mess, Phantom whips him into the ropes, reversal, Frankensteiner by Edwards! Phantom gets planted head first! Edwards hooks the leg, 1....2..NO! Edwards rolls to his feet, he slides outside, he’s getting a lught tube chair. Rowell slides the chair in, Phantom’s getting to his feet, Edwards grabs Phantom, DDT!

Edwards drags Phantom to his feet, now he’s hanging him out to dry on the second rope. Edwards’s setting the light tube covered chair up under Phantom’s head, Edwards goes the ring apron, OH MY! SLINGSHOT GUILLOTINE LEGDROP ONTO THE CHAIR! Edwards hooks the legs, 1....2...NO!

Both men slow to their feet blood is everywhere its pouring out of their body's like a spring shower, Phantom grabs a headlock, Edwards throws him off, Phantom hits the ropes with now has no light tubes on it, Edwards catches him, Edwards floats over, he grabs Phantom from behind, waistlock, standing switch, back elbow by Edwards, backspin DDT! Edwards rolls him over, now where’s he going? He’s getting one of the light bulb boards, oh no, he picks it up, suplex, NO! Phantom moves out of the way, thank god! He could’ve been killed there. Phantom to his feet, Edwards grabs him, he’s gonna try to powerbomb him on the back of the board, Phantom blocks it, he picks Edwards up, he grabs the back of his neck, face first choke slam! Phantom’s getting to his feet, Phantom stands over Edwards, kicking his legs and bam Edwards breaks it over Phantom's head. Phantom holding his head, Edwards to his feet, light tube head butt by Edwards. Edwards walks over to the light tube board, oh no, he’s not gonna! He’s got the light bulb board, thankfully it was plugged in so they’re out, he’s putting the board on top of Phantom!

Chris:
Christ what’s he doing? Edwards’s going out onto the ring apron, OH MY GOD!!! Springboard Frog Splash onto the light bulb board! Phantom’s convulsing on the mat under the board, he just got all those light bulbs broken his on chest and lower body!

1....2....NO! Phantom gets the shoulder up! Christ, I’m surprised he’s not dead. Edwards pulls the board off him, all those light bulbs are broken. Edwards’s got something, he’s got a piece of broken glass, Phantom blocks it, roshambo! Phantom surprises Edwards with a kick to the nuts! Wow, Phantom’s got a piece of broken light bulb, he’s carving Edwards up with it!

Edwards’s getting it taken to him by Phantom! Edwards’s head is busted open with deep cuts from Phantom, Phantom tosses the glass aside, he drags Rowell to his feet, Irish whip, Edwards hits the ropes, kick to the mid-section, double underhook by Phantom, TIGER DRIVER! 1....2....NO! gets the shoulder up. Phantom’s going outside the ring, he’s getting another light tube log cabin!

Phantom slides back into the ring with another light tube log cabin , Edwards’s getting to his feet, light tube cabin to the head! Edwards’s still standing, but I don’t think he could tell you what his name is, go-behind on Edwards, Edwards shoves Phantom towards the light bulb board, {explosion of sparks} OH MY GOD!!! THEY BOTH WENT INTO THE LIGHT BULB BOARD AND IT THERE WAS AS MINI EXPLOSION!

Chris:
Both men are down, I’m not sure what happened there but that wasn’t supposed to happen. Christ, look at Phantom’s arm, its black from the explosion. Neither man’s moving, I think whoever gets up first is probably gonna win this match! Edwards’s starting to move around and so’s Phantom, now its a race to get to their feet.

Both men are pulling themselves up by the ropes, Edwards sees Phantom getting up, inside cradle! 1....2...NO! Phantom kicks out! He’s up first, Edwards ducks the lariat, hangman’s neckbreaker! Edwards’s getting back to his feet, he’s getting a chair, Phantom’s crawling back up, chair to the back! Edwards drops the chair on the mat, he grabs Phantom, swinging inverted DDT on the chair!

That could do it! 1....2....NO! Phantom gets his foot in the ropes! Edwards can’t believe it, he’s got the chair, he’s setting it up in the middle of the ring. Phantom’s back to his feet, Edwards grabs him, Irish whip, reversal, drop toe hold on the chair! That’s a little payback from the guillotine legdrop. Phantom drags Edwards from the chair, half nelson on Rowell, Hard Way TAZplex! 1....2....NO! Edwards gets the shoulder up!

Phantom can’t believe it, what’s he gotta do to put Edwards away. Phantom’s setting up the two chairs in the ring facing each other, now he’s getting the last light bulb board! Phantom’s bridging the two chairs with the light bulb board, Phantom grabs alot of the broken light tubes all around the ring, places them onto the board too, tells the staff to give him more tubes. Phantom places about ten more light tubes on the board. ITS MORE GLASS THEN WOOD ON THAT BOARD!

Edwards’s getting up, Phantom catches him! Oh no, firemen’s carry on Edwards! He’s going for DVD , YNO! Edwards slides down Phantom’s back, he spins him around, DDT, Phantom blocks it, he shoves Edwards back into the ropes, he catches him, spinebuster! 1....2...NO! Edwards grabs the bottom rope. Phantom pulls Edwards to his feet, he’s gonna powerbomb him through the light bulbs, he’s got him up, POWERBOMB, NO! EDWARDS LANDS ON HIS FEET, RAKE OF THE EYES!

Phantom’s blinded, Phantom’s blinded! Edwards’s setting him up, OH MY GOD!!!! INVERTED DDTTHROUGH THE LIGHT BULB BOARD! I THINK BOTH MEN ARE DEAD! 1....2....3.

Coleman:
Your winner???

Tim:
Honestly I have no clue! Someone needs to get to the bottom of this one. Who is the number one contender?!

Joey:
Give it some time. Monto and Haney will figure it out.



Chino is seen backstage as Haydee is walking past him. They lock eyes and nod at each other. Haydee turns and punches Chino in the face. They begin to brawl as the referee motions for the match to start

Tim:
We're going to start here right now?!

Joey:
Yes sir!

Haydee kicks Chino in the gut and grabs a chair, she smashes him in the face as he fall backwards. The ref check on Chino but there is no blood. Suddenly, we see the lights flicker. A Voice yells out "Its my time" When the lights come back on Chino is busted open and laid out on the ground! Haydee looks shocked as does the ref. Monto makes his way into the picture and smirks

Monto:
Chino......YOUR FIRED!

Tim:
Oh my god! Chino has just been fired!

Joey:
Can this be real?!



We see Jake Hibberson with his pink slip, he brushes past Elliot Devlin who is gathering his stuff. Devlin smirks and hands Devlin the pink slip, he points to the door and Devlin lifts his fist. He lowers it and simply walks out of the arena with his bag over his shoulder

Tim:
Oh my god. Tonight we seen The Gift, Chino and now Elliot Devlin ALL FIRED! Monto has lost his mind!



Tim:
The next match is a Spiked Nail Deathmatch.

Joey:
That's Right. In two corners of the ring is barbwire boards and in other two is beds of nails.

"Sugamoto comes down to the ring with no music playing. Sugamoto is walking down the ramp and slides into the ring and waits for Raor to come out."

"Once the Guitar solo on One by Metallica starts play the lights go out. Then when the drums start the lights come back on and standing on the stage is Razor with his head down shaking his head slowly, Once the beat start to rock harder Razor start shake his head faster and then stops and looks up the ring at the guy or guys he is wrestling with a blank stare on his face then slowly walks down to the ring and stands in his ring corner and waits for the match to start."


There’s the bell and here we go, they tie up in the middle of the ring, Razor powers Sugamoto backwards, Sugamoto’s just about in the nails, he breaks the tie up and almost falls back into the nails! Swagger looks back and sighs to himself. They tie up again in the middle of the ring, this time Sugamoto powers Razor back, Razor breaks it off and he falls, NO! Razor holds himself up, not falling into the nails.


Tim:
Wow, inches from landing into that bed of nails.

Joey:
Razor knows that he is doing, Sugamoto does too.

They’re both back in the middle of the ring, they tie up again, Razor slaps on a headlock, Sugamoto throws him towards the nails, baseball slide stop by Razor! Suagmoto charges, Razor side steps, Sugamoto throws on the breaks! He turns around, Razor grabs him, Irish whip, Sugamoto’s going towards the nails, baseball slide, Sugamoto slides out of the ring!

Tim:
Smart move, wait, here comes Razor, baseball slide dropkick knocks Sugamoto to the guardrail!

Razor’s right out after Sugamoto, he grabs Sugamoto and throws him back into the ring. Razor’s right behind him, Sugamoto’s up, he catches Razor coming in with a boot! Sugamoto drags Razor to his feet, huge chop, and another! Sugamoto’s lighting up Razor with chops, the crowd’s going nuts! Irish whip, reversal, Sugamoto goes back first into the barbed wire board! He stumbles back towards Razor, he’s synched up, suplex, Sugamoto lands on his feet, he shoves Razor into the barbed wire board! Sugamoto with a waistlock, German suplex!

1....

2...

NO!

Tim:
Raor kicks out.

Both men roll to their feet, Sugamoto grabs Razor, rolling belly to belly, Razor counters, he lands on his feet, headbutt! Sugamoto’s stunned, Razor synchs him up, snap suplex! Razor’s up to his feet first, he throws Sugamoto face first to the mat, he grabs Sugamoto’s head, he’s trying to dig his forehead in the nails, Sugamoto’s blocking it! He pulls away, he’s getting up to his feet, Razor gets up as well, standing dropkick by Sugamoto, Razor goes back first into the nails!

Tim:
Damn things are picking up.

Joey:
Yeah Razor the first to taste hard spikes.

Here comes Sugamoto, Spinning heel kick by Sugamoto drives Razor back first into the nails, Sugamoto tumbles out onto the ring apron. Sugamoto’s back to his feet, he’s climbing the ropes, Razor catches him, he’s got Sugamoto over his shoulder, tombstone! Razor’s getting back to his feet, he grabs Sugamoto, Sugamoto goes shoulder first into the barbed wire board. Razor grabs Sugamoto by the hair, he throws him to the mat. Razor picks up the barbed wire board, suplex with the board, NO! Sugamoto rolls out of the way, Razor’s getting to his feet, Sugamoto grabs him, double arm DDT on the barbed wire board! 1....2....NO! Razor gets the shoulder up. Sugamoto drags Razor to his feet, Irish whip, Razor goes back first into a board of nails! He stumbles out, kick to the mid-section, double underhook, Tiger suplex, he can’t give Razor over!

Tim:
This match has took alot out of both men, Sugamoto can't pick up Razor for that Tiger Suplex.

 Headbutt to the mid-section, Razor grabs Sugamoto, jawbreaker! Sugamoto’s staggering around the ring dazed, Razor grabs him, Irish whip, Sugamoto goes back first into the nails! Razor now’s got the bed of nails, he’s leaning it up against the turnbuckle, but lower than it was. Razor pulls Sugamoto off the barricade of nails hung on the ropes, Sugamoto gets synched up, suplex coming up, Swagger blocks it. Sugamoto reverses it! He’s got Razor up, no, Razor goes back to his feet

Tim:
OH MY GOD!!! Front first suplex, Sugamoto lands stomach and chest first on the nails!

Joey:
Razor’s getting to his feet, legdrop to the back of Sugamoto! Christ, Razor’s being driven into 100 some-odd nails!

Razor drags off him of the bed of nails, Sugamoto’s been busted open on the chest by those nails.
Back waistlock by Razor, he’s going for a German suplex, Sugamoto blocks it, back elbow stuns Razor, Sugamoto runs forward, Sugamoto ducks out of the ring and Razor goes chest first into the barrciade of nails! Razor’s screaming pain, Sugamoto’s back up on the apron, he’s pulling Razor towards him, the nails are digging into Razor!


Tim:
Look at all that blood coming from Razor.

Joey:
This match should have been in a banned from this building just like Matt Edwards and Phantom's match was.

 Sugamoto lets go, Razor falls to the mat. Sugamoto slides back into the ring, he drags Razor to his feet, he’s pulling him towards the nails, oh NO! That’s horrible! Sugamoto’s pushing Razor’s face right into the nails! Razor’s screaming in pain.

Tim:
Christ that’s just disgusting. Sugamoto’s getting back to his feet, Razor’s been obviously busted open on the forehead.

Sugamoto slides out the other side of the ring, he’s getting a chair, he slides it into the ring. He’s not done yet, he’s getting another chair. There’s two chairs in the ring, Razor’s getting to his feet, Sugamoto slides back in, Razor catches him, back waistlock, German suplex! Razor hangs on, he rolls with it, they’re getting to their feet, German suplex! We’ve seen this tons of times, they’re getting to their feet, they’re close to the barbed wire board, German suplex onto the barbed wire board!

1....

2...

NO!

Tim:
Sugamoto gets the shoulder up, great bridge by Razor. 

Razor’s getting back to his feet, he grabs one the chairs, he’s setting it up in the middle of the ring, now hes’ getting the other chair, he’s got them facing each other in the middle of the ring. Razor drags Sugamoto to his feet, hes’ gonna powerbomb him on the chairs, he’s got Sugamoto up, wait, X-FACTOR ON THE CHAIRS! look at those chairs, they’ve been bent to all hell by Razor and Sugamoto. Sugamoto drags Razor right back up, bear hug by Sugamoto, oh my! Sugamoto slams Lennox back first into the barricade of nails! Razor’s yelling in pain! Sugamoto with a shoulder to the stomach, and another! Sugamoto pulls Razor away from the nails, over the head belly to belly suplex! Sugamoto crawls over to Razor, hook of the leg!

1....

2....

NO!


Tim:
He gets the shoulder up again.

 Sugamoto’s getting back to his feet, now he’s getting the barbed wire board, he’s leaning it up against one of those broken chairs. Razor’s getting slowly to his feet, he’s got a stream of blood coming down his face, Sugamoto’s got him, Razor with a huge chop to Sugamoto! Sugamoto fires right back, now they’re trading chops! Sugamoto’s getting the better of Razor, he’s plastering him with chops! Razor’s stunned

Tim/Joey:
OH MY GOD!!

 Drop toe hold sends Razor face first through the barbed wire board! The board was snapped in half! Sugamoto rolls him over, the board’s stuck to Razor! Cover

1....

2...

NO!


Tim:
Razor gets the shoulder up again.

Joey:
What does the Mr. Ninja Warrior have to do to pin Razor. Sugamoto’s going over to the barricade of nail.

Tim:
Oh my god!

Joey:
Sugamoto just ripped off a piece of the barricade with nails in it.

 Razor’s still down, Legdrop with the nail barricade, NO! Razor rolls out of the way, he’s getting to his feet, he catches Sugamoto with a boot to the gut, Doc bomb!

1....

2....

NO! Sugamoto gets the shoulder up.


 Lennox leaves Sugamoto on the mat, Razor’s got that torn off piece of barricade now, Swagger’s getting to his feet.

Joey:
Razor has a sick look on his face has he holds that broken board of nails.

Tim:
OH MY GOD!!! Lariat with the barricade of nails! Sugamoto’s down, cover, 1....2...NO! He gets the shoulder up just a few miliseconds before ref’s hand hits the mat a third time.

 Razor drags back to his feet, Irish whip, Sugamoto hits the nails! Razor picks up one of the chairs, he blasts Sugamoto in the head with it! Mr. Ninja Warrior’s out on his feet! Razor grabs Sugamoto’s arm, CROSSFACE! Razor’s got it locked on, Sugamoto’s screaming in pain! Razor reaches out, he’s got that piece of barricade with nails of it, oh, that’s terrible! Razor’s digging the nails into Sugamoto’s forehead!

Sugamoto’s got his foot under the bottom rope, The Ref makes Razor break the hold, Razor obliges, the Sugamoto’s lying on the mat now in a pool of his own blood which’s pouring out from his forehead. Razor’s got the bed of nails, he sets it down in the middle of the ring. Razor grabs Sugamoto, he’s gonna powerbomb him on the nails! Sugamoto blocks it, Back drop, Razor lands on the nails! Sugamoto turns around, elbow drop! Cover]

1....

2....

NO!

Tim:
Razor gets the shoulder up!

 Sugamoto’s getting back up, he drags Razor to his feet, he turns him inside out, ! Inverted DDT! 1....2....NO! Razor kicks out at a ninty-nine and one hundreths! Sugamoto drags Razor back to his feet, Razor's been busted open on his back by the nails, Sugamoto kicks the bed of nails aside, Irish whip, reversal, Sugamoto hits the nails back first! He stumbles back into the middle of the ring, Death Valley Driver on Sugamoto.

1...

2....

NO!


Tim:
Sugamoto gets the shoulder up! Razor can’t believe it

Joey:
He thought he had a three count there. 

Razor’s getting back to his feet, he drags the bed of nails back into the middle of the ring, scoop and a slam on the nails! Now where’s Razor's going? He’s climbing the turnbuckles! Sugamoto’s laid out on the nails, Razor’s on top, DIVING HEADBUTT, NO! Razor drops chest first across the nails! Sugamoto’s on his feet, he drags up Razor, SUPERKICK! Sugamoto hooks the leg,

1....

2....

NO!

Tim:
Razor gets the shoulder up!

 Sugamoto’s right back up, he pulls the bed of nails to the side of the ring, now he’s got Razor by the hair, suplex coming up, Razor gets dumped across the top rope!

Tim:
This does not look good.

Joey:
For Razor? Yeah I would say so. Looks really good for Sugamoto..

Tim:
Where’s Swagger going? Oh no, he’s gonna drive Razor head and face first into the nails! Sugamoto’s on the top, OH MY GOD! RAZOR PULLS HIMSELF UP AND SUGAMOTO LANDS LEGS FIRST ON THE NAILS! Razor’s back in the ring, he pulls up Sugamoto, Razor picks up Sugamoto and lands the It's Over! 1.....2....3! RAZOR wins, Razor wins! I don’t believe it, Razor wins!

Joey:
The winner of the match, Razor!





We see Chino backstage with a bandage on his forehead. Haydee walks in as he is packing his bags. The two lock eyes and shake hands. Haydee pulls Chino in and gives him a hug. Chino nods and begins to walk out. Razor is seen limping to the back and he reaches Chino before he leaves. The two shake hands as Chino is holding back a tear. Monto walks up and has a smirk on his face. Suddenly the smirk turns to a look of shock. The camera pans to the right and we see a man in a business suit. Monto grins and walks off.


Tim:
Chino is gone from UWF?! Who was that mystery man?! What is going on?!

Joey:
I quite frankly don't know Tim, rumors have been running rampid but we will wait and see.

Tim:
Well next up we crown our first of two champions tonight. Ryo Marusaka and Kurt Cornell will do battle in the ring in just a few moments with the winner becoming the first UWF Jr Heavyweight Champion.



Cornell and Marusaka circling one another in the ring, Cornell offering a handshake to Marusaka who responds with a forearm to the face that stuns Cornell, and Marusaka following it up with a second and a third forearm to the side of the head to drive Cornell back into the ropes. Cornell reeling and Marusaka with one last forearm shot before looking to whip him across the ring into the ropes. Cornell putting on the breaks however, and pulling Marusaka right into a kick to the midsection followed by a stiff chop to stand him back up again. Cornell with a second and a third chop, which brings the fans to their feet.

Crowd:
Wooooooooooooooooo

Crowd:
Wooooooooooooooooo

Crowd:
Wooooooooooooooooo

Cornell with a fourth chop

Crowd:
Wooooooooooooooooo

Cornell backing Marusaka into the ropes, Irish Whip by spark, Marusaka reversing it, Cornell sent in instead, Marusaka dropping down in front of him, Cornell coming off the ropes and running over top of him, Marusaka climbing back to his feet as Cornell heads into the ropes again, Cornell coming off and running at Marusaka, who leap frogs over him, Cornell into the ropes once more, Marusaka turning in time to catch Cornell coming off the ropes and elevate him for a huge atomic drop!

Tim:
WOW!

Joey:
Marusaka off to a fast, high paced start and I have no doubts that spark will be able to keep up!!!!

Cornell turning and running right back at Marusaka, looking for the clothesline, and Marusaka ducking underneath it, then catching him for a huge atomic drop which sends Spark over by the ropes. Marusaka exploding at him with a huge running lariat that sends Cornell up and over the top rope and crashing down to the floor. Marusaka heading into the ropes and building momentum before charging across the ring and leaping up onto the top and wait there before leaping off the top and down onto a rising Cornell with a flying headsissors to sendCornell into the guardrail.

Crowd:
Holy shit!!!!!!!! Holy shit!!!!!!!! Holy shit!!!!!!!! Holy shit!!!!!!!! Holy shit!!!!!!!!

Tim:
OUTSIDE ALREADY!!!!!

Joey:
DAMN!!!!

Marusaka rolling back into the ring as Cornell writhes on the floor in pain


Tim:
I think Cornell may want to take a moment and rethink his strategy.

Joey:
I think he may want to take a week to rethink it!

Cornell staggering to his feet and stumbling along the mats on the as Marusaka and the referee look on from the ring, Marusaka with his hands on his hips and the referee while making his count. Cornell finally leaping up on the ring apron on the count of 8 and Marusaka brushing past the referee to come after him, looking to grab hold only to have Cornell drop down off the mat and shake his head at Marusaka.

Tim:
I’m not sure if this is a smart move by Cornell, or if he is prolonging the inevitable.

Joey:
Well I have to say he is at least breaking up Marusaka’s momentum, and that has to help his cause a little.

Marusaka with a calm look of patience on his face however, as Cornell gestures at him from the outside and the referee once again begins his count.

Tim:
I think he’s just stalling, he doesn’t want to get his ass kicked so he’s just going to stand there and take the count out!

Joey:
Some how I seriously doubt it Tim!

Cornell climbing up on the ring apron once again, Marusaka coming after him once again, and again Cornell dropping down once more, trying to frustrate Marusaka who takes a swipe at him while leaning over the top rope and standing on the bottom one. Cornell staying out of the way though, and the referees count broken up once again.

Tim:
Ok enough is enough, can we have someone from damage control go down there and throw his ass in the ring.

Joey:
Ummm no, besides, he is actually starting to get under Marusaka’s skin!

Cornell taking his time, adjusting his gear and slowly pacing around the ring, to the annoyance of Marusaka who is starting to look visibly upset while waiting in the ring.

Tim:
OH MAN…FOOT RACE!!!!!

Marusaka finally loosing his patience and heading outside to go after Cornell, who runs around the side of the ring and quickly rolls in, Marusaka climbs up on the apron to go after him, only to get kicked in the head by Cornell

Joey:
Now that, at least in my opinion was the smart thing to do tim.

Tim:
Yeah, well I think it was pretty cheap!

Cornell hammering Marusaka in the head with forearms as he tries to climb up on the ring apron and finally manages to do so, holding on so the blows by Cornell can’t knock him off. Cornell hauling off with a huge left to stun him, quickly hooks him for a vertical suplex and attempts to hoist him up. Marusaka blocking it, Cornell trying again, Marusaka blocking again.

Joey:
They are not in a good position, someone could end up getting hurt!

Tim:
Yeah, only this time, thankfully, it won’t be us. There is no chance of one of them landing on THIS table!!!!

Cornell trying one more time, and Marusaka blocking then countering with one of his own, hoisting Cornell up and over then grabbing hold of the top rope as to keep his balance himself. Cornell crashing to the floor on the outside as the fans come to their feet once again.

Joey:
Tremendous move by Marusaka and Cornell sure to be feeling that for awhile!

Cornell staggering back to his feet though, and Marusaka holding on to the top while leaping to the second rope, springboards off and just drops right down on Marusaka, flattening him. Marusaka quick to get back to his feet, while Cornell stays down, trying to breath, but Marusaka not giving him the chance to, pulls him up and throws him back into the ring then quickly follows him inside.

Tim:
Something tells me that is not the last time those two will head out there tonight.

Marusaka approaching Cornell, who is scooting backwards, and Marusaka charging forwards, only to be grabbed by Cornell and pulled into the corner as spark rolls onto his back on the mat. Marusaka’s head strikes the top turnbuckle and he goes down, holding his head as Cornell takes a moment to pull himself together then climb back to his feet.

Tim:
Marusaka hitting the turnbuckle hard and he looks dazed.

Joey:
That is defiantly not a good thing, because Cornell looks like he’s about to get some payback on the Japanese star!

Cornell pulling Marusaka up and whipping him into the corner and then chopping him across the chest before climbing up on the second rope in front of him and raining down a series of punches into the face of Marusaka.

Crowd:
One…

Crowd:
Two…

Crowd:
Three…

Crowd:
Four…

Tim:
The referee sternly admonishing Cornell!!!!

Crowd:
Five…

Crowd:
Six…

Joey:
Yeah but he doesn’t look like he plans to stop!!!

Crowd:
Seven…

Crowd:
Eight…

Crowd:
Nine…

Crowd:
Ten…

Cornell finally jumping down and then stalking across the ring, as Cornell slumps in the corner, Marusaka lifting his head though, watching Cornell with his back to him.

Tim:
Umm, this might not be a smart thing for Cornell to do, letting Marusaka have a breather!!!!

Marusaka charging across the ring at Cornell as he begins to turn around and then levels him with a clothesline!

Tim:
Damn, I told you!!!!

Cornell's down, and Marusaka with a dropkick to the back of his head as he sits up and spark layed out again, clutching his head as he rolls over and climbs to his knees only to catch a standing dropkick to the face. Cornell rolling along the mat, clutching his face now and Marusaka stalking him, is right there as he climbs back to his feet and turns around. Marusaka with a clothesline, taking Cornell down to the mat once against, and the fans, cheering him along, actually seem to like the energy displayed by Marusaka tonight.

Tim:
Well even if Marusaka doesn’t win the title he has won the respect of the fans.

Joey:
You can say that again, these people are usually a bit more reserved in their praise, but tonight, well, I think Marusaka and for the most part the majority of the guys we have seen so far tonight have been shocking them.

Tim:
It seems as if the home of the hardcore just may become the home of the Jr. weights as well.

Cornell rolling back to his feet, and charging Marusaka only to get scooped up in a tilt a whirl backbreaker and planted in the center of the ring. Marusaka heading into the ropes, comes off with a triple jump corkscrew moonsault for the pin.

1….

2…

Kickout!

Tim:
Damn that was sweet!!!!!!!

Joey:
You can say that again!!!!!

Marusaka rolling to his feet and over to Cornell, pulling up right into a cross arm german suplex with the bridge

1…

2…

Kickout!!!!

Tim:
Damn, so close and I can smell the end for Cornell and it’s coming soon!!!!

Marusaka up quickly once again, and grabbing the arm of Cornell before locking in an armbar and kneeling on the side of Cornell’s face while he keeps it applied. Cornell with no place to go as Marusaka glares at the referee

Tim:
Maruska slowing things down for a moment, I wonder if he’s planning what he’s going to go next.

Joey:
I’m pretty sure he is Tim, he seems to have this match well in hand!

Cornell trying to twist his body over, but Marusaka keeps the knee firmly against the side of the head and face to keep Spark pressed to the mat and Cornell with no place to go. The referee down there asking him if he wants to give it up and Cornell screaming no, even as Marusaka cranks it in a bit more then uses it to bring Cornell to his feet.

Tim:
I guess Marusaka has a plan!

Cornell with a thumb to the eyes

Joey:
I don’t think his plan included that.

Cornell taking a moment to rub the shoulder before coming after Marusaka and gets a boot to the midsection and a chop to the chest for his troubles before being backed into a corner. Marusaka whipping Cornell into the corner across the ring, Cornell grabbing hold of the ropes and using them to elevate himself, and Marusaka running in, is caught in a flying leg scissors that takes him down to the mat.

Tim:
WOAH!!!!

Joey:
You can say that again, these men just so damn fast is unbelievable sometimes!

Marusaka rolling to his feet and charging Cornell, only to be taken down by a powerslam into a pin.

1…

2…

Kickout!

Tim:
Cornell almost had him there!

Joey:
Yeah I don’t think Marusaka’s planning is helping him right down, maybe he should slow things down again!

Marusaka heading into the ropes and using them to climb back to his feet, and Cornell stalking him now, follows him in then pulls him up and rams him head first into the top turnbuckle. Marusaka looking dazed and Cornell with a hard chop of his own

Crowd:
Whooooooooooooooo

Cornell with a second chop

Crowd:
Whooooooooooooooo

Cornell whipping Marusaka across the ring, Marusaka with the reversal, Cornell sent hard into the croner back first, and Marusaka with a roundhoulse dropkick as he comes out, floors him. Cornell down, Marusaka pulling him up and whipping him into the corner once again, this time looking for a splash, but Cornell getting out of the way and Marusaka striking nothing but turnbuckle!

Tim:
Big mistake there by Marusaka!!!

Joey:
A for effort though!!!!!

Marusaka turning, Cornell charging in, Marusaka with enough time to get in an elbow to knock him back and Marusaka leaping up to the top rope come off and nails him with a sky twister press. Cornell down, Marusaka down but rolling back up, Cornell to his feet as well, and charging Marusaka who takes him down with a tilt a whirl DDT. Marusaka with the cover.

1…

2…

Kickout!!!!

Both men rolling back to their feet and heading into the ropes, and both coming off looking for the exact same maneuver, double clothesline and both are down. The referee checking on both men, and neither one so quick to move let alone get up this time, and the referee beginning his count.

1…

2…

3…

4…

Marusaka beginning to stir and try to sit up a little, Cornell rolling over.

5….

 Cornell to his knees

6….

Marusaka sitting all the way up

7….

Marusaka and Cornell to one knee

8…

Both men finally back to their feet and the match immediately breaking down into a slugfest as they come together in the center of the ring.

Tim:
Damn we were very close to a double count out right there.

Joey:
What happens anyway, if no one wins a match???

Tim:
Well they have no time limit, so no one has to worry there, but if something like what we almost saw happens, well, from what Monto has explained to me, they are both out and Nogami and Nichols will face each other again.

Joey:
Damn!

 Cornell with a left, Marusaka answering back with a right, Cornell with another left, Marusaka with another right. Left right, left right, Cornell and Marusaka fighting all the way across the ring, the referee just trying to stay out of the way as he admonishes them for closed fists and Cornell finally getting the upper hand with three hard lefts in a row to drive Marusaka back into the ropes. Cornell looking for the Irish Whip, Marusaka reversing, Cornell sent into the ropes, comes off and drops down for a backwards baseball slide between the legs of the charging Marusaka. Marusaka turning, Cornell on his feet looking for the clothesline, Marusaka ducking underneath it, ends up behind him then takes him down with an electric chair suplex.

Tim:
Damn!!!!!!

Joey:
Marusaka with those suplexes out of no where….

Tim:
You can say that again!!!!

Marusaka with the cover

1…

2…

Kickout by Cornell!!!

Both men rolling back to their feet, Marusaka with the quick boot to the gut, looking to get the upper hand before whipping Cornell into the ropes, Cornell with another reversal, Marusaka sent in, Marusaka charging, and Marusaka elevating him over the top and down to the floor below. Marusaka heading up to the top rope now.

Tim:
Looks like he is going to fly!!!!!

Marusaka coming off the top rope with a summersault plancha suicida and both men sent hurtling into the guardrail!!!

CROWD:
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tim:
My god, did you see the back of Cornell’s head hit the steal!

Joey:
NO but I sure as hell saw Marusaka head hit the floor!!!!!!

The referee looking on in amazement

CROWD:
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tim:
I don’t think anyone is getting up from that!

Joey:
We’ll see, the ref is beginning his count!!!!

1…

2…

3…

4…

Tim:
Neither guy is moving the ref needs to hurry this up so damage control can come out here and help them out!!!!

5…

6…

Joey:
I agree, both men look to really be in a lot of pain!!!! LOOK.... Marusaka is pulling himself up by the guard rail..

 Marusaka slowly getting up

7….

8…

 Marusaka is up and rolls into the ring leaving Cornell still outside

9…
s
10…

*DING DING DING*

Tim: Your winner and NEW UWF's Jr. Heavyweight Champion RYO MARUSAKA!!!!


The ropes are removed and replaced with barbed wire, the ring is wired with a timer to explode. Barbed wire boards and glass plated boards with nails and tacks underneath the glass surround the ring, some are set with miniature explosive charges set to detonate on impact.



"Psycho begins as a red search light goes around the arena. The lights begin to flicker as the tron begins to flash on. The word Exodus flashes up followed by images of nuclear bomb clouds then the number 666 flashes up before a Ball of fire blasts onto the screen, this loops as Danny Exodus walks out with a sleeveless black trench coat(red for PPV's) on and he carries with him a photo, he stares at the photo whilst shaking his head he looks up at the fans and gives out a psychotic chuckle before picking up pace and sliding into the ring. He crawls over to the ropes closest to the announcers and gives out another laugh before freakily waving at the annoucers at commentators. He crawls over to the corner and sits there staring at the photo. He then pulls him self up and removes his jacket and steps out of the ropes before pacing up and down the apron talking to himself"

Tim:
Standing 5" 7. This is Danny Exodus!

"The Cross blasts across the sound system as smoke fills the arena. The smoke clears and nobody is there."

Tim:
Where is Goth?

Joey:
He didn't show?

Tim:
Well ok here comes Timmons running down the ramp. He sure and hell made sure he was here.

Joey:
Maybe Goth was scared.

Tim:
Maybe.

The bell rings as Timmons and Exodus try to stand toe to toe in the middle of the ring, Exodus drops low and hits a dropkick to the knee of Timmons’s, Timmons knee buckles for a moment before he rights himself and goes for a right hand, Exodus blocks it and scores with a kick to the shin though and the contingent of Exodus fans are behind him one hundred percent after that one.. Timmons starts hobbling along when Exodus grabs hold of Timmons and tries to whip him into the barbed wire but Timmons just stands his ground and buries a knee into the midsection. Timmons connects with a overhead smash to the back.

{Timer: 14:01}

Exodus bent over in pain and Timmons picks him up and gorilla presses Timmons before he slams him to the mat while Exodus grabs his back in agony. Timmons picks up Exodus and whips him into the barbed wire and just drops to his knees in pain. Timmons backs up before charging in and catching Exous in the face with a knee smash. Timmons slowly drags Exodus up and starts raking the barbed wire into his forehead.


Tim:
Did anyone order some English hamburgers?

Joey:
Nope but that's not stopping Timmons from turning Exodus's face into ground beef.

Crowd:
BLOOD!!!! BLOOD!!! BLOOD!!!

Crowd:
BLOOD!!!! BLOOD!!! BLOOD!!!

Tim:
Timmons's trying to bust him open before he backs away.

Joey:
It didn't take long because Exodus is bleeding like a stuck pig.

 Exodus tries to roll away but Timmons stays on him and starts gouging the barbed wire into his face once again.

Tim:
Look at the blood coming from the forehead and face of Danny Exodus!

Timmons picks up Exodus and goes for an Irish whip, Exodus tries to reverse the whip but Timmons reverses it once again and brings Exodus into a claw hold. Exodus buries a kick below the belt to get out of the claw and sends Timmons into the barbed wire. Timmons grimaces in pain but charges after Exodus and Exodus catches him with a belly to belly suplex.

Tim:
Timmons just got driven back first into that mat.

Joey:
Exodus got the momentum just right, popped those hips and got the bigger Timmons over with a belly to belly.

Exodus drags Timmons into the barbed wire and starts running Timmon's forehead into the barbed wire as deep as he can before he gets back to his feet. Exodus slowly brings Timmons up and shoots him into the corner and charges in with a lariat.

Exodus backs up and fires off an European uppercut that surprises Timmons. Exodus backs up to the opposite corner before charging in but Timmons side steps him and sends Exodus flying over the corner to the barricade.

Tim:
Now, that's power in it's rawest form.

Joey:
No doubt, Exodus got tossed so far, he avoided the boards.

Exodus shakes loose the cobwebs while Timmons steps over the barbed wire ropes and stands on the apron before flying off and connecting with a clothesline knocking Exodus to the ground.

{Timer: 10:36}

Timmons picks up Exodus and runs him head first into the barricade. Timmons grabs Penrice and tries to throw him into one of the boards but Exodus leaps over the board onto the ring apron before leaping off with a clothesline onto Timmons but Timmons catches him and goes for a powerslam but Exodus slides down the back and waits for Timmons to turn around before connecting with an elbow to the jaw. Timmons leans back from the impact and tries to stay on his feet until Exodus comes in with a cross body block sending both guys into the barbed-wire boards as a c-4 charge goes off from the impact and a puff of smoke comes from the remains of the boards.


Tim:
Talk about putting your body on the line.

Timmons laughs from the pain of the small explosion as well as the barbed wire, broken glass and rusty nails. Exodus rolls back into the ring while Timmons tries to get up to his feet before he rolls back into the ring and Exodus goes for the cover.

1...

2...

Tim:
NO!!! Timmons with the kickout.

Timmons gets the shoulder up while Exodus grabs the right leg of Timmons and attacks it with rapid fire kicks to the knee and hamstring before grabbing the leg and yanks on the knee as hard as he can. Timmons tries to get back to his feet while Exodus goes for the single leg but Timmons connects with another forearm smash to the back and Exodus drops immediately. Timmons grabs Exodus by the arm and picks him up and pulls him into a a boot to the midsection and grabs a double underhook and lifts him up before dropping him down to the mat with a powerbomb as blood continues to drip from the back of Exodus. Timmons picks him up by the hair and whips Exodus to the opposite side and Exodus drops to his knees once more from the impact of the barbed wire. Timmons picks up Exodus and takes him up and over with an airplane spin toss and drops him on the mat before going for the cover and hooks the leg.

1...

2...


Tim:
Exodus some how slips out the back door on that one.

Joey:
Exodus is showing why he wants to be the new World Hardway Champion.

Exodus gets the shoulder up while Timmons quickly gets back up to his feet and checks his leg. Timmons picks up Exodus and grabs a one handed choke around the throat and picks him and walks over to the side of the ring but Exodus tries to fight out of it with lefts and rights to no avail. Timmons just shrugs it off and choke slams Exodus through some plate glass into the barbed wire and another charge goes off while Exodus tries to get out of the pit.

{Timer: 6:45}


Tim:
If I was Exodus, I would seriously be thinking of calling it quits.

Joey:
The title is on the line and so is his pride . Exodus will not go missing on this one.

Timmons goes through the barbed wire and gets to the floor and takes a steel chair from the timekeeper and stands over a very hurt Exodus. A bloody Exodus tries to crawl out of the barbed wire and glass before Timmons lowers the boom with the chair to the back of the head of Exodus. Timmons drops the chair and pulls Exodus out of the wreckage and drapes his head and neck over the guardrail. Timmons picks up the chair and measures Exodus before connecting again with the back of Exodus's head.

Tim:
Danny Exodus might have just got knocked out from that last shot.

Joey:
If he is still conscious, he has to have one hell of a concussion.

Timmons drops the chair and grabs a near unconscious Exodus before going for another choke. Timmons gives the signal and looks for another chokeslam but Exodus buries another boot below the belt as Timmons drops to one knee. Exodus falls next to the barricade and continues to bleed all over while Timmons tries to get back to his feet. Timmons gets to his feet and finds another exploding board and raises it above his head and waits for Exodus to get up.

Tim:
This will end it for Danny Exodus if Timmons nails him with that.

The crowd continues to cheer on Exodus as he tries to get to his feet with help from the guardrail. Exodus turns around and dropkicks Timmons to the jaw and the exploding board drops onto his head and Timmons drops to the floor once more.

Joey:
But, instead it was Timmons that felt the pain head on.

Exodus wipes away the excess blood from his crimson mask and grabs the chair from the floor. Exodus walks over to Timmons and jumps up in the air and connects with an atomic stomp to the head, driving the barbed wire and tacks to the face of Timmons. Exodus slowly gets to his feet and goes under the ring and grabs a huge hardcover dictionary while Timmons rolls onto his stomach to get back to his feet when Exodus blasts him in the back with the book. Exodus walks and nails in the head with the book before he drops it.

Tim:
I know Exodus wanted to educate Timmons on hardcore but hitting him with a dictionary might not cut it.

Joey:
It may if it's loaded with a brick or something.

Exodus walks around the ring and finds the last two exploding boards and slides them into the ring. Exodus walks over to the timekeeper's table and grabs another chair and throws it into the ring before walking back over to Timmons, who is up to one knee. Exodus connects with a right hand to the head but Timmons fires back with a right of his own. Timmons comes back with a couple of rights to the head but Timmons fires in a low blow below the belt and Exodus doubles over and slowly backs away. Timmons reaches over and grabs the hardcore dictionary. Exodus tries to get back to his feet but Timmons blasts him across the face with the book. Exodus tries to walk away but Timmons takes the book and starts to choke Exodus out.

Tim:
There is just one word that describes Tim Timmons in this match right now. Dominating!!.

Joey:
Timmons wants just two things. To win and to be the Hardway Champ. A lethal combination.

Timmons finally lets go of the choke and pounds away on the bloody face of Exodus with the book. Exodus continues to scream out in pain when Timmons drops the dictionary and picks up Exodus into a front facelock before he drops him chest first onto the guard rail with a front suplex.

{Timer: 3:00}


Tim:
Is Danny Exodus laughing?

Joey:
He is crazy!

Tim:
He is crazy. Danny enjoys pain. As for Tim Timmons, well he likes dashing it out.

Timmons picks up Exodus into another military press and tosses him back into the ring. Exodus lands on the mat, just missing the remaining boards while Timmons climbs up to the ring apron and steps over the barbed wire and stands in wait. Exodus slowly gets back to his feet and turns around and ducks under the big boot of Timmons and Exodus grabs the chair and swings with everything he's got to the head of Timmons and Timmons continues to teeter back and forth until he finally falls to the mat while the crowd cheers Exodus on. Exodus lands on Timmons and goes for the cover.

1...

2...


Tim:
Big swing by Exodus but Timmons is not out.

 Timmons gets the shoulder up while Exodus grabs the exploding boards and plays to the crowd while Timmons tries to get back to his feet but Exodus drops Timmons with another chair shot as Timmons falls onto one of the exploding boards while a puff of smoke comes from underneath Timmons while Exodus places the other board over Timmons before he crawls out of the ring and goes underneath the ring and grabs a table before he slides it into the ring and crawls in afterwards. Exodus sets the table up and starts to climb up the table while Timmons starts to stir. Exodus leaps off of the table and connects with an elbow drop onto the board as another explosion goes off as a big puff of smoke comes from the board.

Tim:
Just when you think that Exodus can make a comeback, he does something stupid like that.

Joey:
It was effective nonetheless.

Tim:
Yeah but still stupid.

Joey:
I told you he was crazy.

Timmons screams out in pain and Exodus with laughter when Exodus stands up with the crimson mask dripping from his face and grabs the steel chair and places Timmons's head inside of it before he climbs back up the table and looks to the crowd before leaping off and connecting with a legdrop to the chair. Exodus goes for the cover and hooks the leg.

1...

2...

Tim:
NO!!! Tim Timmons will not stay down.

Joey:
You know we are lucky Tim.

Tim:
Why do you say that?

Joey:
Cause the staff moved us and the fans 25 more feet away from the ring, that blast ain't nothing.

Tim:
Yeah lets hope we don't see that blast and if does happen you are going to run to the back.

Joey:
Naw.

Timmons gets the shoulder up. Exodus rolls off him and grabs one of the boards and starts gouging the barbed wire and broken glass into the forehead of Timmons who continues to bleed profusely Exodus sits Timmons up before delivering a kick between the shoulder blades.

Joey:
That'll re-align your spinal cord in a New York minute..

Exodus pulls Timmons up to his feet and goes for an Irish whip but Timmons reverses the whip and sends him into the barbed wire, Timmons catches Exodus but Exodus floats over and grabs a waistlock on Timmons and shoves him into the barbed wire and goes for a roll-up but Timmons painfully holds on to the barbed wire. Exodus rolls through and Timmons turns around as Exodus charges in.

Tim:
OH MY GOD!!!! FLYING BODY PRESS TAKES THEM TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

Crowd:
UWF!!! UWF!!! UWF!!!

Timer: 1:15

Tim:
I think Danny Exodus might have taken the harder fall in that one but I'm not quite too sure. Both Exodus and Timmons slowly getting to their feet.

Joey:
Danny is up first and he throws Timmons into the guardrail!

Exodus goes over to the timekeeper's table and grabs the ring bell and goes over to a bleeding Timmons and cracks the bell against Timmon's head before he drops it and goes under the ring.

Tim:
Uh oh!!! He just found the barbed wire bat.

Joey:
Well, he's going to need it because Timmons is back on his feet.

Tim:
How does Timmons keep coming back for more. It's incredible!!!

Joey:
Pain pills.

Tim:
What?

Joey:
What!

Tim:
Never mind.

Exodus goes for a swing but Timmons gets out of the way and charges in and grabs a waistlock and runs Exodus back first into the ringpost. Exodus drops the bat while Timmons backs up and rushes in for a clothesline but Exodus ducks under and Timmons runs into the ringpost. Exodus rakes the eyes of Timons. Exdous heads towards the guardrail next to the time keeper's table and grabs Timmons before climbing up the guard rail.

Tim:
OH MY GOD!!!!!! BULLDOG OFF THE GUARDRAIL THROUGH THE TIME KEEPER'S TABLE!!!

Crowd:
UWF!!! UWF!!! UWF!!!

Joey:
What a move there from Danny Exodus! He's pulling out all the stops in this match!

{Timer: 1:00}

The time keeper's table is in ruins as both Exodus's face and right arm now are covered in his own blood and Timmons lays in the wreckage as well blood continuing drip from his face.The ref continues to check on both guys while the crowd just stand there in awe. Timmons some how turns over onto his back and sits up. Exodus grabs hold of the barbed wire bat while crawling to get to his feet. Timmons grabs a nearby chair before standing up. Exodus turns around

Tim:
OH MY! Timmons slams the chair right into the bat!

Joey:
Exodus just took the bat square in the face!

Timmons slides the chair into the ring and grabs the bat before tossing it into the ring. Timmons wipes the blood out of his eyes, before he drags up Exodus and rolls him in. Timmons rolls back into the ring and Exodus very slowly tries to get up. Timmons grabs Exodus and places him on the table and pummels away with numerous right hands into the crimson mask of Exodus. Timmons grabs the barbed wire bat and raises it high in the air.

Crowd:
BLOOD!!!! BLOOD!!!! BLOOD!!!!

Tim:
This isn't good for Danny Exodus. This is not good at all.

Joey:
Timmons just smacked Exodus in the chest with that barbed wire bat!!!!

Tim:
Now he just extremely rung his bell! And Exodus's staggering around the ring.

Joey:
He's not down though. Timmons backs up, charges, LARIAT TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT!

Tim:
What a clothesline there by Tim Timmons! He almost took Exodus's head off.

Joey:
I think Danny might be out right now.

Timmons goes to the left over barbed wire boards and starts pulling the barbed wire off of the boards.

{Timer: 0:31}

Tim:
OH GOD! He's wrapping the barbed wire around Exodus's bleeding face!!

Joey:
He might tear the muscles in his face with that! Exodus reaches up, SMALL PACKAGE!

Tim:
HOLY SHIT!!!!!! A wrestling move!

1...

2...

Tim:
NO! Timmons kicks out.

Both men slow to get back to their feet but amazingly Timmons is up first and pulls on the barbed wire on Exodus's face.

Tim:
JESUS! Timmons is ripping the barbed wire away from Exodus's face! Exodus holding his face in agonizing pain. Oh, now what?

Joey:
He's giving him a barbed wire halo.

Crowd:
HOLY SHIT!!!

Tim:
He's got the barbed wire wrapped around his head! Exodus's out of it and he's starting to lose a lot more blood.

{Timer: :15}

Timmons looks around and he grabs the chair from the mat.


Tim:
OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Joey:
Timmons just smashed Danny Exodus right in the barbed wire halo around his skull!

Crowd:
UWF!!!! UWF!!!! UWF!!!!

Tim:
Danny Exodus is down on the mat and Timmons drops the chair and goes for the cover.

Joey:
I think he might be dead!

1...

2...

3...

Tim:
NO! Exodus gets the shoulder up at the last possible second!

Joey:
What is Danny running on? His blood is over the arena by now.

Tim:
That must have been two and fifteen-sixteenths and Timmons can't believe it.

Joey:
I can't believe it either.

Tim:
This proves that Danny Exodus is not all right in the head, physically and mentally at this moment.


Timmons gets back to his feet while Exodus continues to lay there in a pool of his own blood on the mat. The ref breaks out some wire cutters and starts cutting the barbed wire that's wrapped around Exodus's head. Timmons pushes the ref aside and rolls Exodus onto his back before he picks up the barbed wire bat and nails Exodus in the inner thigh with it.

Joey:
OH MY!!! He just nailed him in the inner thigh with the bat and now it's stuck to Exodus's leg!

Tim:
CHRIST!!! This match is beyond the page. This isn't even a wrestling match, it's a sadistic, vile execution.

Timer: :05

Tim:
GOD! Timmons rips the bat from his leg and tosses the bat aside.

Joey:
And that timer is slowly making it's way down to oblivion.

Tim hands Joey a combat helmut before putting one on himself.

Joey:
Oh damn!!! Tiiim, it was nice knowing you.

Joey hides under the table when Tim Floyd looks around and quickly joins him.

Tim:
Likewise, Joey.

Tim and Joey:
OH SHIT!!!!!!

 Timmons slowly picks up Exdous when the ref hits the mat when a giant explosion goes off around the ring as a couple of giant puffs of smoke come from underneath the ring and the ringside area and lingers in the air as the fans are stomping and cheering waiting for the smoke to clear as the ref and both combatants are still laid out in the ring.

Tim:
Hello? Anybody out there? Are we still alive?

Joey checks himself out and jumps for joy.

Joey:
WOOHOO!!!!!! WE"RE ALIVE!!! MONTO HAS TO PAY US NOW!!!!

Tim:
Fans, we are still on the air as we have just had the timer go off and the ring explode in front of our very eyes.

Tim Floyd takes a moment to compose himself before he shouts out.

Tim:
YES!!!! I'M STILL ALIVE!!!!!

The ref slowly starts to come to while beyond belief, Exodus starts to get back to his feet.

Tim:
Exodus is wearing a crimson mask, his leg is shredded and his face looks like hamburger to go but he's still coming.

Timmons gets to his feet and bends over in immediate pain when Exodus hooks him and drops him with a DDT. Exodus grabs the chair and starts to climb up to the top of the ringpost and sits up at the top but Timmons gets to his feet and delivers a boot to the knees knocking Exodus off as he lands on one of the barbed wire ropes and gets stuck there before prying himself loose. Exodus slowly crawls to his feet only to be met by Timmons who hits a tremendous T-Crusher


Tim:
That was definitely a Carnal Massacre. Please stay down.

1...

2...

3!!!!

Joey:
He stayed down, in fact, he just might need an EMT!!!!!

Tim:
Tim Timmons has done it! He has captured the UWF Hardway title!

Timmons is in the ring with the UWF Hardway title. The fans althought hate Timmons show respect and are all applauding his performance tonight. Suddenly without warning. The guitar riff from One by metallica hits and Razor walks out with the Old UWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! The fans are going nuts! Razor grabs a mic and puts it to his mouth

Razor:
Listen boy. You better think twice before crowning yourself the WORLD CHAMPION!

Timmons is shouting at Razor pointing back at the carnage.

Razor:
I know that was impressive. Yet, your not world champ! Allow me to introduce to you, the founder Of Alpha Wolf Productions, the man as of Febuary 28th will OWN UWF! Mr. Brock Hardwood!

Hurricane by The Scorpions begins to play as a man with a business suit slowly walks out. Mic in hand. The fans begin to boo as he motions for them to calm down

Brock:
I understand your concern for the UWF. I will let you all know right now, Monto and Haney will still be President and VP of Alpha Wolf Entertainment. Due to legal purposes President Monto had no other choice but to sell the company along with VP Haney to me. If you wanted UWF's action packed don't give a shit what the censors think attitude to stay alive. They had no other choice! At the February PPV Hardcore Heartbreak we will have a fatal fourway. A Match that Monto and Haney put their minds together and simply called it Genocidal Genuis! Monto and Haney will be holding a short press conference NEXT WEEK Live on Blood and Guts! Tune in! Be shocked! The Revolution Starts.....NOW!

The scene goes to static and a loud beep is heard.