Well, I guess the title is pretty self explanatory... Here we go...
"If you aren't just a little bit crazy then you aren't having any fun."
Courtesy of me
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do."
Unknown
"If you're out of whack, then you better go to the store and get you some more whack"
Courtesy of Prince_Vejiita2
"A nickel ain't worth a dime any more."
Yogi Berra
"This parrot is deceased, bereft of life, expired and gone to meet its maker. It is an ex-parrot!"
Exerpt from Monty Python's Flying Circus (John Cleese)
"Those people are so stupid. They should stop being so stuck up and act like normal Americans."
Kayla Sleigh on European money exchange
"Humor is a funny thing"
Joan Harris, Senile 11th grade English Teacher who needs to be put away
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