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WIFE T-SHIRT is an amusing shirt perfect for that husband who know what kind of woman you are, and loves you anyway. He'll wear it with pride everywhere you go. Printed on re-washable felt.
BAD1DEA Wife T-Shirt
$15.98
HUSBAND T-SHIRT lets your wife know she's the greatest. She's sure to show off this shirt at the bridge meeting while you lie around getting boozed up. Printed on pre-washed snakeskin
BAD1DEA2 Husband T-Shirt
$15.98
CHILD T-SHIRT is perfect gift for that special parent in your life. Amusing print says it all. Printed in unwashable kleenex tissues bound together with Scotch tape.
BADIDEA3 Child T-Shirt
$15.98
CLASSY T-SHIRT lets people know just what kind of person they are dealing with. Simple and to the point. In long-sleeve or short sleeve. Printed on reusable recycled aluminum.
NOTA5TE Classy T-Shirt
$15.98
BREAST-AWAY™ WONDER BRA helps reduce bust size down to nearly nothing using space-age polymers and a high-tech support system.
PO1NTLE5 Breast-Away™
$10.99
 ICE CREAM HAIR COMB is chocolatey goodness strictly for your hair! Nourish those follicles with this frozen treat.
NA5TY Ice Cream Hair Comb
$8.98
 PALM MAGNET makes it easy to pick up metal objects but keep your fingers free for other purposes. Installs with two wood screws (included).
PA1NED Palm Magnet
$9.99
FANCY MEAL is delicious and good for you! Why wait for a tasty meal when you can have one delivered right to your door? Allow 4 to 6 weeks delivery. 
N0600D Fancy Meal
$5.95
 CROTCH NUTCRACKER breaks nuts easily and gives your body a workout. Not recommended for men but just fine for women.
TE5TE5 Crotch Nutcracker
$20.90
 PET GRAVE MARKER will help your family remember the passing of beloved pet. Simply rename the pet "Buffy" and lie about the birthday and year of death if necessary.
5AD1DEA Pet Grave Marker
$15.99
 PEPPERMINT PIG is ancient Sumarian pig sacrifice to the God Akraathr. But since murdering live pigs for religious sacrifices are illegal, substitute our adorable Peppermint Pig and eat the remains. Hammer and bag not included.
5ATAN1C Peppermint Pig
$15.99
POOP TOSS GAME is loads of fun at any social gathering! Real horse manure makes for fun game of catch whether in a circle, in the front yard with Dad, or just by yourself. Instructions for over 15 games included.
1CKY Poop Toss Game
$15.98
 DEER REPELLER uses beams from outer space to deflect deer. May also cause brain damage in children and the elderly. Illegal in most states.
KID5D1E Deer Repeller 
$15.99
SPECIMEN JARS are a handy way to keep track of your diet. Apply labels and track your stool samples to learn what foods are not being properly digested. Also make great pranks. Labels included.
5T0P1T Specimen Jars 
$10.99
 
SPINE REGULATION UNIT is surefire way to prevent painful spinal damage caused by sleeping on soft mattress. Installs with 10 wood screws.
HURT5 Spine Regulation Kit
$10.99
EXTRA STAIRCASE provides an economical way to add an extra staircase to your home without costly construction work! Easy to install and fun to use! Simply hang out of any window and anybody can get in and out of upper story with ease! Even total strangers!
FOOL15H Extra Staircase 
$19.99
 LAND MINE makes an excellent way to guard the house from burglary. While on vacation, place these in random parts of the house and rest assured. Detonate area of about three square miles.
B16B00M Land Mine
$15.98
 TOILET ICE CREAM makes delicious chocolate ice cream for the kids and cleans filth-encrusted toilet at the same time. Easy to use and tastes great! Order now and we'll included free Urinal cake breath mints! Deodorize urinal and taste like peppermint!
JU5T51CK Toilet Ice Cream
$8.92
 DISABILITY WALKER/ADULT DIAPER acts as both a helpful walker for the disabled, and an adult diaper!
5UCK5 Disability Walker/Adult Diaper
$50.90
PLASTIC KIDNEY TRANSPLANT is the solution if you're tired of difficult waiting lists and expensive operations. Special insertion unit (shown) makes transplant easy and detailed instructions tell you how to operate with tools you already have around the house!
DAN6ER Plastic Kidney Transplant
$10.99
 MYSTERY PRODUCT is fun surprise! We have so many crappy products that don't sell, and every month, the boss adds even more of them!
Since we can't sell them all, most packages are reduced in price saving you 2 or even 3 dollars!
MY5TERY Mystery Product
Was $20.99 Now $19.99
   
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