Your FIRST stop for classy
gifts
on the
internet! 
Your FIRST stop for classy
gifts
on the
internet!
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WIFE
T-SHIRT is an
amusing shirt perfect for that husband who know what kind of woman you
are, and loves you anyway. He'll wear it with pride everywhere you go.
Printed on re-washable felt. BAD1DEA Wife T-Shirt  $15.98 |
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HUSBAND
T-SHIRT lets
your wife know she's the greatest. She's sure to show off this shirt at
the bridge meeting while you lie around getting boozed up. Printed on
pre-washed snakeskin BAD1DEA2 Husband T-Shirt $15.98 |
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CHILD
T-SHIRT is
perfect gift for that special parent in your life. Amusing print says it
all. Printed in unwashable kleenex tissues bound together with Scotch
tape. BADIDEA3 Child T-Shirt $15.98 |
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CLASSY T-SHIRT
lets people
know just what kind of person they are dealing with. Simple and to the
point. In long-sleeve or short sleeve. Printed on reusable recycled
aluminum. NOTA5TE Classy T-Shirt $15.98 |
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BREAST-AWAY™
WONDER BRA
helps reduce bust size down to nearly nothing using space-age polymers and
a high-tech support system.
PO1NTLE5 Breast-Away™  $10.99 |
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ICE
CREAM HAIR COMB is chocolatey goodness strictly for your hair! Nourish
those follicles with this frozen treat.
NA5TY Ice Cream Hair Comb $8.98 |
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PALM
MAGNET makes it easy to pick up metal objects but keep your fingers
free for other purposes. Installs with two wood screws
(included).
PA1NED Palm Magnet $9.99 |
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FANCY
MEAL is delicious and good for you! Why wait for a tasty meal when you
can have one delivered right to your door? Allow 4 to 6 weeks
delivery.
N0600D Fancy Meal $5.95 |
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CROTCH
NUTCRACKER breaks nuts easily and gives your body a workout. Not
recommended for men but just fine for women. TE5TE5 Crotch Nutcracker $20.90 |
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PET GRAVE MARKER
will help your family remember the passing of beloved pet. Simply rename
the pet "Buffy" and lie about the birthday and year of death if
necessary. 5AD1DEA Pet Grave Marker $15.99 |
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PEPPERMINT PIG
is ancient Sumarian pig sacrifice to the God Akraathr. But since murdering
live pigs for religious sacrifices are illegal, substitute our adorable
Peppermint Pig and eat the remains. Hammer and bag not
included. 5ATAN1C Peppermint Pig $15.99 |
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POOP TOSS GAME is
loads of fun at any social gathering! Real horse manure makes for fun game
of catch whether in a circle, in the front yard with Dad, or just by
yourself. Instructions for over 15 games included. 1CKY Poop Toss Game
$15.98 |
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DEER
REPELLER uses beams from outer space to deflect
deer. May also cause brain damage in children and the elderly. Illegal in
most states.
KID5D1E Deer
Repeller
$15.99 |
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SPECIMEN
JARS are a handy way to keep track of your diet. Apply labels and
track your stool samples to learn what foods are not being properly
digested. Also make great pranks. Labels included.
5T0P1T Specimen Jars $10.99 |
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SPINE
REGULATION UNIT is surefire way to prevent painful spinal damage
caused by sleeping on soft mattress. Installs with 10 wood
screws.
HURT5 Spine Regulation Kit $10.99 |
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EXTRA
STAIRCASE provides an economical way to add an extra staircase to your
home without costly construction work! Easy to install and fun to use!
Simply hang out of any window and anybody can get in and out of upper
story with ease! Even total strangers! FOOL15H Extra Staircase $19.99 |
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LAND MINE makes
an excellent way to guard the house from burglary. While on vacation,
place these in random parts of the house and rest assured. Detonate area
of about three square miles. B16B00M Land Mine $15.98 |
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TOILET ICE CREAM
makes delicious chocolate ice cream for the kids and cleans
filth-encrusted toilet at the same time. Easy to use and tastes great!
Order now and we'll included free Urinal cake breath mints! Deodorize
urinal and taste like peppermint! JU5T51CK Toilet Ice Cream $8.92 |
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DISABILITY
WALKER/ADULT DIAPER acts as both a helpful walker for the disabled,
and an adult diaper! 5UCK5 Disability Walker/Adult Diaper $50.90 |
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PLASTIC KIDNEY TRANSPLANT
is the solution if you're tired of difficult waiting lists and
expensive operations. Special insertion unit (shown) makes transplant easy
and detailed instructions tell you how to operate with tools you already
have around the house! DAN6ER Plastic Kidney Transplant $10.99 |
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MYSTERY
PRODUCT is fun surprise! We have so many crappy products that don't
sell, and every month, the boss adds even more of
them! |
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Since we can't sell them all,
most packages are reduced in price saving you 2 or even 3
dollars! MY5TERY Mystery Product Was $20.99 Now $19.99 |