I'll Never Tell
Anya:
This is the man that I plan to entangle
isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to mame and to mangle
vengeance was mine
but i'm out of the biz
the name i made i'll trade for his
the only trouble is
i'll never tell
Xander:
She is the one
she's such wonderful fun
such passion and grace
warm in the night when i'm right in her tight
embrace tight embrace
i'll never let her go
the love we know can only grow
there's just one thing that...no...
i'll never tell
Both:
Cuz there's nothing to tell.
Anya:
He snores
Xander:
she wheezes
Anya:
say housework and he freezes
Xander:
she eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe
Anya:
i talk he breezes
Xander:
she doesn't know what pleases
Anya:
his penis got diseases from a shumash tribe
Both:
the vibe gets kinda scary
Xander:
like she thinks i'm ordinary
Anya:
like it's all just temporary
Xander:
like her toes are kinda hairy
Both:
but it's all very well cuz god know i'll never tell
Anya:
When things get rough he
hides behind his buffy
now look he's getting huffy cuz he knows that i know
Xander:
she clings, she's needy
she's also really greedy
she never...
Anya:
His eyes are beady
Xander:
Hhis is my verse hello!
she...
Anya:
look at me! I'm dancing crazy!
Both:
You know you're quite the charmer
Anya:
My knight in armour
Xander:
You're the cutest of the scoobies
with your lips as red as rubies
and your firm yet supple...tight embrace
Anya:
He swell
Xander:
She's sweller
Anya:
He'll aways be my feller
Xander:
That's why i'll neer tell her that i'm pettyified
Anya:
I've read this tale there's wedding and betrayl
i know that come the day i'll want to run and hide
Both:
I lied i said it's easy
i've tried but there's these feelings i can't quell
Xander:
is she looking for a pot of gold
Anya:
will i look good when i've gotten old
Xander:
will our life become too stressful
if i'm never that successsful
Anya:
When i get so warn and wrinkly
that i look like David Brinkley
Xander:
Am i crazy
Anya:
Am i dreaming
Xander:
Am i marrying a demon
Both:
We could really raise the beam in making marriage a hell
so think that i'll never tell
i swear i'll never tell
Xander:
My lips are sealed
Anya:
I take the 5th
Xander:
Nothing to see
move it along
Both:
I'll never tell