In the kitchen, among the mess of pots and kettles, knives and scissors, cabbage and potatoes, were two bishonen dressed up in aprons.

Toshiya(in pink apron with yellow asterisk prints): Gimme that soy sauce!

Shinya(in pastel green apron with pink tulip in front): *passes bottle to Toshiya*

Unsuspectingly, Toshiya poured the contents of the bottle into his soy sauce chicken stew. When he realized the mistake, he had already emptied half the bottle.

Toshiya: *growls* Shinya! This is not soy sauce; this is vinegar><!!! *throws bottle at Shinya*

Shinya ducks and the poor bottle went crashing against the cabinet. Toshiya stalked across the kitchen and grabbed the bottle of soy sauce.

Toshiya: Now, maybe if I put more of this, it’ll hide the vinegar taste…*pours whole bottle in*

Shinya: *recovered from Toshiya’s outburst* Hmm…sushi rice…*looks into recipe book which is stained with sauces of different colours* *cuts raw fish into strips*

Toshiya: *stirs stew with ladle and let it simmer* Ahhh *lips turn into dreamy smile* Kaoru-chan will have the best dinner of his life!! *eyes turn to hearts* © ___©

Shinya: -___- Totchi…*pokes Toshiya* your stew is over-boiling. *points to the black stew bubbling over and spilling on Toshiya’s apron*

Toshiya: Ahhhhhhh!

***

2 hours later…

Kyo, Kaoru, and Die is waiting for dinner in Shinya’s house…

Die: hung…gry…*slumps bonelessly over couch*

Kaoru: I wonder what’s taking them so long…

Kyo: zzzzzzzz…

Toshiya’s head peeked out from the kitchen:

Toshiya: Dinner’s ready!!! ^^

Die: Finally!

Kaoru: *hurries to dinner table*

Kyo: =o= *yawn* hm? *blink….finds himself abandoned on the couch*

So Kaoru, Die and Kyo took their seats around the table…as Shinya and Toshiya balanced the dishes on their hands and placed them before them.

Kyo: Uh, what’s this? *points at something on the plate* and this? *points at another*…

Die: *whaps Kyo on the head before turning to Shinya* this looks…great! ^___^ *eyes Shinya-in-apron*

Shinya: That’s Toshiya’s dishes…*goes into kitchen and comes out with a few plates* this is what I made!

Die: *gulps as he saw sashimi and salmon/tuna/etc sushi arranged haphazardly on the plate*

Toshiya: Let’s eat! ^____^! *scoots nearer to Kaoru’s chair* here, Kao-chan© ~! Have some chicken! Ah, open your mouth! *holds piece of chicken in chopsticks*

Kaoru: *mouth open half a centimetre, eyes on the black colour chicken suspiciously…*

Kyo: *takes a bite out of a funny looking…thing and turns a sickly shade of green*

Shinya: Why don’t you eat the food I made? Does it taste horrible? *shoves sushi + sashimi into Die's face*

Die: No…it’s not that…I…^^;;;

Shinya: I know it! You think I can’t make anything nice enough for you to eat! You just think I’m a useless klutz! #@#$# *starts bawling*

Die: Wah, Shin-chan! Please don’t cry! Your food is delicious! *stuffs the raw fish into his mouth* See, I’m eating!

Shinya: *sniff* really? Then you should eat more! *sweeps all the sashimi into Die’s mouth*

Kyo, seeing his two ‘best friends’(Kaoru turning blue from soy sauce/vinegar chicken and Die gagging on sashimi), decides that it was time to…

Kyo: haha ^^;;;! I should not be a spotlight and disturb you lovebirds ne! Good night! *quickly runs out of Shinya’s house*

Die & Kaoru: No!!!! *protests drowned down their throats*

Shinya &Toshiya: Ah? we made so much food...now Kyo's gone, you both must eat more!

***

Later that night…

Die: (in the bathroom, leaning over toilet bowl) augh! *pukes*

Shinya: (in the bedroom, sulking on the bed) you have such weak stomach!!!

Die: uh… *K.O*  X___X

 ***

Toshiya: Are you feeling alright? You look kinda pale…*tears wobble in his big eyes*

Kaoru: huh? *still can taste soy sauce/vinegar chicken in his mouth even after brushing his teeth whole night* of course…why shouldn’t I be alright..? -_-

Toshiya: that’s great! I’m so hungry…didn’t get to eat my own cooking! Shall I go make something for us to eat for supper?? ^o^

Kaoru: @_@ *faints*

***

End of stupid fic ^^

Kyo: phew!-_-