| My Philosophies! In other words, my ranting bullcrap. Some of its usefull. The rest is my complaint on the world. |
| 5/17 How to piss off an Anime fan: 10. pronounce Po-KAY-mon as Po-KEE-mon 9. refer to Anime as just "cartoons" 8. try to sound cool by attempting to say Japaneese 7. fail trying to say something Japaneese. 6. say that its just wrong to obsess over animated characters 5. say that an anime guy on the bishonen side looks like a girl. 4. agree with a person who says that. 3. Make up a funny name for an anime character... (i.e. Wufei as Wufie....just disturbing.) 2. Say that there is not exciting plot in an anime, although, i have yet to see an anime that's less exiciting than Dawson's Creek. 1. Call anime Japaneese porn. NOTE: These aren't in any specific order. They all get on my nerves. So if you're a normal guy or girl who is dating an anime freak, watch out for these signs. Consequences for doing one of these things are unknown. So, its best to start buckling down on a nice anime and get used to it! |
| 5/18 Because I intrigued myself about the whole "does size matter" question, i chose that to explain for all the clueless males out there. One thing you must know about women. They are never happy. You can try and try, but deep down, they aren't satisfyed. Believe me. I know. I am one. First off, size DOES matter. We may tell you otherwise. We may love you anyway, but nevertheless, it matters. Secondly, just because we say it matters, doesn't mean we like it large. A friend of mine didn't comment too much about sex and other than the fact that she was in pain afterwards. Therefore, she would have probably wanted a smaller package. Too big. too small. you can't please us. GIVE UP. And most of all, when we say "size doesn't matter" we don't always mean THAT. It could mean a soda, or the size of a guy's foot. So ladies, when someone asks you if size matters, proudly state YES. because its honesty and you'll find a more tolerable guy that way. wait a second....i'm still single. D'OH! |
| 6/9/01 Why oh why do you think Wufei is hot? I think I've been asked that question more times than I can count. Okay. here's MY personal top ten. 10) look at my hot guy of the week page. (if he's there this week) 9) "Son of a gun" (see my quotes page) 8)He KICKED HEERO'S ASS IN ENDLESS WALTZ. (he won that fight. Right before Yui wussed out, Wufei had the last slash and was clearly on the upper hand) 7)He only plays nice with Duo. 6)Gotta love the justice rants and the insults on stereotypical women. 5)Listen to his image songs. Nice voice. 4)He looks REALLY hot in tight pants. (ie Preventer Uniform) 3)He looks REALLY hot with his hair down (very few pics like that) 2) Look at his eyes. The time he faught with Treize. OR When he opens them to fight Heero in Endless Waltz... SPI-KEY! 1) Its some sort of abnormal thing with me and Chinese guys in Japanese Anime. don't ask. Okay, so If you are one of those people who continue to ask such a stupid question. refer to this page here. |