VPA Sounds

Welcome one and all to the VPA sound page. Here you will find sound captures from the show The Secret Adventures of Jules Verne. All of the captures are in MP3 format. They are also arranged according to episode. Captures are Passepartout speaking and other characters speaking about him or too him. If you have a suggestion for a capture, please email ME. Thanks to Darius for making me tapes of the episodes!

SAJV Theme Opening credits theme.

Queen Victoria and the Giant Mole

14lang Phileas: He speaks fourteen languages. All of them badly.

Rockets of the Dead

Home Phileas: Passepartout?
Passepartout: Yes?
Phileas: Will you set a course for home?
Passepartout: With the greatest of pleasure, Master.

The Cardinal's Design

Faceblack Passepartout: I've seen one of these kill a man. One nip and zip, face go black.

Heart Passepartout: This bullet was meant for your heart. At least she has one.

Blackcat Passepartout: It is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that is not there!

Stranded Phileas: Wonderful! That meddling, imbecile servant of mine has left us stranded two centuries behind our own time.

The Cardinal's Revenge

Technobabble Passepartout: If the temporal difference equal mass times velocity to the n degrees. Then, then time is a function of random particles, rotated in spiral through the Earth gravitational field. (laughter)

Notword Phileas: Not a word Passepartout.

The Eyes of Lazarus

Takecare Phileas: You will take care of him?
Dr. Draquot: We have the highest standards in all of Europe.
Phileas: Because if you don't Doctor, you'll wish you'd never been born.

Chains Passepartout: Master.
Phileas: Is this what you call looking after him? Give me the damn keys.
Jules: Passepartout.
Phileas: Don't worry Passepartout, don't worry. We'll soon have you out of here. Ah, damn chains.

Breathe Passepartout: Aunt Lousia warned me. There's danger.
Phileas: Tell me about her.
Passepartout: She is a bit crazy, but so am I. I was suffocating in the darkness. I couldn't breathe. I couldn't breathe.
Phileas: It's alright. It's alright Passepartout.

Lord of Air and Darkness

Name Passepartout: My name is Passepartout.

Chopped Passepartout: Master! In one piece. Nothing chopped off. It is magnificent.
Phileas: Thank you Passepartout.

Southern Comfort

Sadly Phileas: His name is Passepartout. He is a charming fellow when you get to know him, which sadly you won't.

Done Phileas: And Passepartout, very well done.

Let There Be Light

Ballad of Steeley Joe

Ballad Passepartout: Steely Joe not like this.
Bad Guy: Who the hell is Steeley Joe?
Passepartout: Steeley Joe was a sheriff. Tried to stop a robber in a silver mine out El Paso way. Tracked him to the mine. Take him down in front of the old broiler. Robber shooting and missing but hitting the steaming boiler. The boiler and all the metal, right through Steeley Joe. Turn him into metal man.
Bad Guy: That ain't possible.
Passepartout: Not possible for living man, but Steeley Joe not living man. He run the west like the tumbler weed. Always looking for the, for the outlaws. No one know where he come from. No one knows where he go. No bad man can fight him, for his aim is straight like a ruler. His chest is hard, like steel. And there is smoke from the top of his head, like the fires of hell. But the worst part is...

Legend Passepartout: And off he clanking into the sandy desert. On his mission to bringing justice into the lawless West. Which is ending the legend of Steeley Joe.

Dress Passepartout: Master! You came back! For me! Hi!
Rebecca: Passepartout, what have you been up to?
Passepartout: Oh, escaping very bad men. They wanted to kiss me.
Phileas: Hm. Then the sooner we leave the better.
Passepartout: Yeah. No! They have shot the sheriff.
Sam: That is the kind of thing that a bad men do in the West.
Rebecca: Passepartout, may I introduce Mr. Sam Clemens of Hannibal Missouri.
Passepartout: My greetings to you. I don't usually dressing like this.
Sam: Well that's very wise because burgundy is not your color.

Burgundy Sam: That's very wise because burgundy is not your color.

Indeed Phileas: And Passepartout, very well done indeed.

Black Glove of Melchizedek

Cuckoo Passepartout: Maybe someone a little bit (sound effects) cuckoo.

Tears Passepartout: No, we'll be there, but not there. They won't see us. We'll be like tears in the rain.

The Golem

Raise Phileas: Ah! Passepartout.
Passepartout: Yes, Master?
Phileas: Wonderful coffee. If I ever get you back, remind me to give you a raise.
Passepartout: With pleasure Master.

Brain Passepartout: I take the results to Miss Rebecca. I am her legs and she is my brain.

Cannon Rebecca:Oh and fetch me my gun. Over there.
Passepartout: ah.
Rebecca: Next time a Golem happens to be passing I intend to be rather more ready for him.
Passepartout: But this is not good for a monster. You need a cannon.
Rebecca: Hmmm. Thank you.

Dust To Dust

Water Passepartout: Master? I...I heard the noise, but I came back quickly.
Phileas: Wa...
Passepartout: Master?
Phileas: Water.
Passepartout: I'll hurry back with water.

Hussy Rebecca: Don't you Miss Rebecca me you arachnaphobic hussy.

Spider Rebecca: Come on Jules we have to go and find Phileas.
Passepartout: Miss Rebecca!
Rebecca: Don't you Miss Rebecca me you arachnaphobic hussy.
Passepartout: Miss Rebecca don't let jealousy get the better of me, you are still the beautiful one.
Rebecca: Oh?
Passepartout: The most beautiful one. *sound of spider being killed* Uh. Wait for me, wait for me.

Crusader in the Crypt

The Strange Death of Professor Marechal

Bank Passepartout: Phileas Fogg, the man who broke the bank of Monte Carlo.

Yesmaster Passepartout: Yes, Master.

Eskimo Passepartout: We rub noses.
Phileas: What?
Passepartout: Nice eskimo girl. Hmmm.

Idiot Phileas: Passepartout, you are an idiot.

Killyou Phileas: Passepartout if you die, I shall kill you.

Rockets Red Glare

Barrel Passepartout: I always wanting to go over falls in a barrel master.

Worst Phileas: You have come up with many ridiculous ideas during your career Passepartout. That is possibly the worst.

Right Rebecca: Well Passepartout is always right, we just never take any notice of him.

Rocket to the Moon

The Inquisitor

Grunt Passepartout:It's gonna hurt. (thud) How's that? GRRRRR!

Boulangerie Passepartout: MASTER!
Phileas: Speaking of madness.
Passepartout: Master.
Phileas: Passepartout, Passepartout, get a grip on yourself! What's the matter? What's the...breathe in, breathe in, breathe in, breathe out, breate in breathe in. Now what....What's...Where did you get this?
Passepartout: The Boulangerie on the rue saint Marie(? not sure on the street?). A very violent man.

In The Beginning

Navigator Baron: Shillingworth Magna for the Aurora...and Passepartout. You'll need a navigator.

ThanksBaron: oh, and uh, thank you Passepartout, for everything.

Sorry Passepartout: Baron?
Baron: Hmm?
Passepartout: Must we do this?
Baron: Yes Passepartout, and I am sorry about it.

FaithBaron: Goodbye my faithful friend.

FaithmusicBaron: Goodbye my faithful friend. (and several seconds of music)

Royalty

Secret of the Realm

SeeidiotPhileas: Now see what you've done now, idiot!

PhysicsPassepartout: Four years of physics for nothing!

Victorian Candidate

Book of Knowledge

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