filthylawngnome: hey!!!
DucKieTheRhinO: who is this
filthylawngnome: the gnome sitting outside your door!
filthylawngnome: who has a fluffy cat
DucKieTheRhinO: ?
filthylawngnome: you do know what a gnome is right?
DucKieTheRhinO: yes
filthylawngnome: cool....
filthylawngnome: yeah, well im gnome
filthylawngnome: and a filthy one at that
filthylawngnome: who has a fluffy cat
filthylawngnome: yeah, so i said.... "whats up?" and than crazy wench was all like "who the fuck are you!?" and i was all like "you wench, im a lawn gnome..... and a filthy one, at that!!!"
filthylawngnome: and dont you forget!!
DucKieTheRhinO: uh ok
DucKieTheRhinO: bill.
filthylawngnome: bill? why the hell would you think im bill?
filthylawngnome: psst.... im not bill!
DucKieTheRhinO: because no one else would be retarded enough to say theyre a lawb gnome.
DucKieTheRhinO: lawn*
filthylawngnome: see..... im even more retarded than billy-boy!!!
filthylawngnome: and ima tell him you said he is retarded
filthylawngnome: and he's gonna cry and its all gonna be your fault!!!!
DucKieTheRhinO: he acts retarded to me now.
DucKieTheRhinO: im busy, please leave me alone.
filthylawngnome: now? so he wasn't a retard before!?
DucKieTheRhinO: not as much.
DucKieTheRhinO: bye.
filthylawngnome: so what your saying is..... you like him!?
DucKieTheRhinO: no?
filthylawngnome: i think your in denial
DucKieTheRhinO: uh ok whatever
DucKieTheRhinO: im busy
DucKieTheRhinO: leave me alone
filthylawngnome: yeah.... see...... let it out
filthylawngnome: tell your problems to the cool lawn gnome, whom is the utter shit
DucKieTheRhinO: who the hell are you
DucKieTheRhinO: youre a fucking idiot
filthylawngnome: the lawn gnome!!!!!!!
filthylawngnome: who apparently is an idiot!!!!
filthylawngnome: a fucking idiot (ooo i like the sound of that!!), at that!!
filthylawngnome: so.... since im a fucking idiot.... wanna fuck?
DucKieTheRhinO: no.
filthylawngnome: awe... come on!!!
filthylawngnome: i bet ya never did it bit gnome-kin
filthylawngnome: wit*
DucKieTheRhinO: are you one of bills friends
filthylawngnome: if you consider lawn decorations friends, than i guess so
DucKieTheRhinO: what the hell
DucKieTheRhinO: go away
DucKieTheRhinO: seriously
filthylawngnome: seriously? awe.... but we were all like "this is going all good"
filthylawngnome: i mean come on.... we were gonna fuck and all
DucKieTheRhinO: not really
filthylawngnome: and your already dumping me!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
DucKieTheRhinO: im working on a project
DucKieTheRhinO: go away
filthylawngnome: good.... make me your project!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
filthylawngnome: so.... ummm..... how about a little to the left, huh?
DucKieTheRhinO: how about.... GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU MORON AND LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!
filthylawngnome: well.... you see..... im not a herm, so i cant really do it by my self..... it would be much appreciated if you could help out
DucKieTheRhinO: i dont want to waste my time talking to losers like you who apparently have nothing else better to do with their time than pretend do be a fucking lawn gnome and bug the shit out of people who are actually doing something useful.
filthylawngnome: pretend? you callin me a lier!!!???
filthylawngnome: what the hell?
DucKieTheRhinO: fuck off retard.
filthylawngnome: only if you help
filthylawngnome: der!! look im a retard!!!!
filthylawngnome: and thats offensive!!!
DucKieTheRhinO: ok, then go get a piece of wood from a fence and shove it up your ass. have fun.
filthylawngnome: so ima sue you for slander!
DucKieTheRhinO: you dont even know who i am you ignorant little piece of shit dumbass
filthylawngnome: so, if i do that, does it mean we can share it? like both have it in the ass together..... like all romantic like in the movies, where the dude and the chick are eatin spaghetti and its one bit long noodle.... but in our case it be a 2 by 4
DucKieTheRhinO: no.
DucKieTheRhinO: ??
filthylawngnome: yeah, i know who you are..... courtney!!!!
filthylawngnome: see!!! i know you!!!!!
filthylawngnome: what now!?
filthylawngnome: and your friends wit lorel!!
filthylawngnome: ^laurel
DucKieTheRhinO: oh yeah hahahahaha thatll tell you a fucking lot, how about you go do bill up the ass with a strapon and then eat the shit that comes off it.
DucKieTheRhinO: no im not
filthylawngnome: so.... what your saying is your wildest dream is to ram bill up the ass wit a strap on?
filthylawngnome: woah.... i never woulda thought something so intense would come from you......
DucKieTheRhinO: god youre so retarded
DucKieTheRhinO signed off at 6:54:11 PM.