1)
"I'll tell you one
thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be
impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20."
2)
"Have you seen the new cars coming out next year?
It won't be long before $5000 will only buy a used
one."
3)
"If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going
to quit. A Quarter a pack is ridiculous."
4)
"Did you hear the post office is thinking about
charging a dime just to mail a letter?"
5)
"The Government is wanting to get its hands on
everything. Pretty soon it's going to be impossible to run a
family business or farm."
6)
"If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will
be able to hire outside help at the store."
7)
"When I first started driving, who would have
thought gas would someday cost 50 cents a gallon. Guess we'd
be better off leaving the car in the garage."
8)
"Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair
cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know,
boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls."
9)
"Also, their music drives me wild. This 'Rock
Around The Clock' thing is nothing but racket."
10)
"I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any
more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying
'damn' in 'Gone With The Wind,' it seems every movie has a
'hell' or a 'damn' in it."
11)
"Also, it won't be long until couples are sleeping
in the same bed in the movies. What is this world coming
to?"
12)
"Marilyn Monroe is now showing her bra and
panties, so apparently there are no standards anymore."
13)
"Pretty soon you won't be able to buy a good 10
cent cigar."
14)
"I read the other day where some scientist thinks
it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the of
the century. They
even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it
down in Texas."
15)
"Did you see where some baseball player just
signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It
wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than
the president."
16)
"Do you suppose television will ever reach our
part of the country?"
17)
"I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen
appliances would be electric. They are even making electric
typewriters now."
18)
"It's too bad things are so tough nowadays.
I see where a few married women are having to work to
make ends meet."
19)
"It won't be long before young couples are going
to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both
work."
20)
"Marriage doesn't mean a thing any more, those
Hollywood stars seem to be getting divorced at the drop of a
hat."
21)
"I'll tell you one thing. If my kid ever talks
back to me, they won't be able to sit down for a week."
22)
"Did you know the new church in town is allowing
women to wear slacks to their service?"
23)
"Next thing you know is, the government will start
paying us not to grow crops."
24)
"I'm just afraid the Volkswagen car is going to
open the door to a whole lot of foreign business."
25)
"Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when
the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes
wonder if we are electing the best people to Congress."
26)
"Why in the world would you want to send your
daughter to college? Isn't
she going to get married?
It would be different if she could be a doctor or a
lawyer."
27)
"I just hate to see the young people smoking. As I
tell my kids, 'Don't take a cigarette from ANYONE. You never
know what might be in it.'"
28)
"The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice
weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on."
29)
"There is no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha
anymore for a weekend. It costs nearly $15 a night to stay in
a hotel."
30)
"No one can afford to be sick any more, $35 a day
in the hospital is too rich for my blood."
31)
"If a few idiots want to risk their necks flying
across the country that's fine, but nothing will ever replace
trains."
32)
"I don't know about you but if they raise the
price of coffee to 15 cents a cup, I'll just have to drink
mine at home."
33)
"If they think I'll pay 50 cents for a hair cut,
forget it. I'll have my wife learn to cut hair."
34)
"We won't be going out much any more. Our baby
sitter informed us she wants 50 cents an hour. Kids think
money grows on trees."
35)
"Cars which dim their lights by sensors, automatic
transmissions, and who knows what else? Pretty soon they will
drive themselves."
THOSE WERE THE
DAYS!
AND MANY OF US
REMEMBER THEM FONDLY! (?)
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