If You're Happy And You Know It, Bomb Iraq!

This song was handed to me by a protester. Unfortunately, there is no definitive author. If I find out who wrote it, I'll give them credit. It is a song intended to be sung to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq

If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq

If the terrorists are Saudi

And the bank takes back your Audi

And the TV shows are bawdy

Bomb Iraq

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq

And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq

If the smoking gun ain't smokin'

We don't care, and we're not jokin'

That Saddam will soon be croakin'

Bomb Iraq

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq

From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq

So to hell with the inspections

Let's look tough for the elections

Close your mind and take directions

Bomb Iraq

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq

Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq

If the ozone hole is growing

Some things we prefer not knowing

Though our ignorance is showing

Bomb Iraq

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq

From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq

Saying no would look like treason

It's the Hussein hunting season

Even if we have no reason

Bomb Iraq



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