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Go Orange, Go Big Blue, Fight!
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Vandull Jokes There was once a ISU Fan, a BSU Fan, and a Vandull. They were constantly having competitions to prove the mettle of one another. One day while staying at a mountain resort, the Bengal Fan suggested that they throw a skunk into a sauna and the one who could stay inside with the skunk the longest would be crowned the toughest. So they found a skunk and the Bengal decided to go first. So he entered the sauna and the BSU Fan and Vandull timed him. After about 5 minutes, the ISU Fan came stumbling out of the sauna vomiting and rolling all over the ground. "Shoot, I can easily beat 5 minutes" boasted the Bronco Fan. So he entered the sauna and lasted about 8 minutes before stumbling out puking and screaming for air. Finally, the vandull said, "Step aside boys, let me show ya how it's done." So he entered the sauna and after 10 minutes the Bronco Fan and Bengal fan exchanged glances and admitted defeat. Just then the skunk came running out of the sauna holding it's nose with it's paws while vomiting with sickness. Q: What is the only sign of intelligent life in Moscow? A: "Boise - 275 miles" Source: stperfect There was once a guy who just got a job working at the Coroner's office and he was learning the trade when his boss decided one day to let him work on his own. As he was working on his first body alone, he began from the backside. When the young worker examined the rectal area, he noticed a cork stuck right in the blow hole. He became intrigued, so he pulled the cork out only to hear the Idaho Vandull fight song blare out so loudly he had to cover his ears. In a panic, the young man ran upstairs from the lab to his boss's office and screamed, "Sir, ya' gotta come down here to check this out." So the two rushed down into the lab to the table with the dead body lying face down and the young apprentice meandered right above the butt and pointed at the cork. On instinct, the boss removed the cork right away and again the Vandull fight song screamed out of the butt. After a moment the boss replaced the cork, then put his arm around his young assistant and asked, "What's so strange about that, I've heard a thousand assholes sing that song. Source: Unknown poster from the former broncosports.com message board Q: What did the Idaho student get on his SAT score? A: Drool Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Moscow? A: Highway 95 Q: How do you get 40 Idaho students into a VW Bug? A: Throw in a bottle of Mad Dog Q: Did you know that the toothbrush was invented by a U of I student? A: Because if it were invented by a BSU student it would have been called a teethbrush Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE SKELETON THEY JUST FOUND AT UofI.? A: IT WAS THE 1938 HIDE & SEEK CHAMP! Source: Bronco Bob Q. WHAT ARE THE TOUGHEST 6 YEARS IN A VANDAL'S LIFE? A. 3RD GRADE Source: Bronco Bob Q. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU DRIVE THROUGH MOSCOW REALLY SLOW? A. A DEGREE Source: JF
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