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  Eric Vande Zande  Well, I'm nowhere near as handsome as Brad Pitt, but I guess that I'm trying to impersonate his look.  I've got the short spiky hair, and the bright baby blue googol eyes.  I also started growing one of those half beards that nobody can really see on me cause it all grows in blonde.  Oh well.  Brad PittMaybe in a week or two my facial hair will be long enough to be sight worthy.  Oh, and we can forget to mention my receding hair line and that ever so thinning bald spot.  I must have inherited some bad genetic karma from some old blokes uncle. In the next month or so, I am really going to try hard to get a rough draft of some sort of autobiography up on this website so that Brad Pitt can leave.  Yeah, I know that this page is Pitt-thetic.  

 
     
 

||Brad Pitt's Filmography||
 

  1. Ocean's Twelve (2004) .... Rusty Ryan

  2. Troy (2004) .... Achilles

  3. Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003) (voice) .... Sinbad

  4. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002) .... Brad, Bachelor #1

  5. 54th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, The (2002) (TV) .... Himself

  6. Full Frontal (2002) .... Brad/Himself

  7. Shirtless: Hollywood's Sexiest Men (2002) (TV) (uncredited) (archive footage) .... Himself

  8. Jeff Buckley: Everybody Here Wants You (2002) (TV) .... Himself

  9. Ultimate Fights from the Movies (2002) (V) (archive footage) .... Mickey O'Neil (Snatch)

  10. Thelma & Louise: The Last Journey (2001) (V) .... Himself

  11. Ocean's Eleven (2001) .... Rusty Ryan
    ... aka 11 (2001) (USA: poster title)
    ... aka O11 (2001) (USA: informal short title)

  12. Spy Game (2001) .... Tom Bishop

  13. America: A Tribute to Heroes (2001) (TV) .... Himself

  14. Growing Up Grizzly (2001) (TV) .... Host/Narrator

  15. Mexican, The (2001) .... Jerry Welbach

  16. "Jackass" (2000) TV Series .... Himself (2001)

  17. On Location: Fight Club (2000) (V) .... Himself

  18. Snatch. (2000) .... Mickey O'Neil
    ... aka Snatch: Pigs and Diamonds (2000) (International: English title)

     

  19. Fight Club (1999) .... Tyler Durden
    ... aka Fight Club (1999) (Germany)

  20. Being John Malkovich (1999) (uncredited) .... Himself

  21. Meet Joe Black (1998) .... Joe Black

  22. Dark Side of the Sun, The (1997) .... Rick
    ... aka Mracna strana sunca (1997) (Yugoslavia: Serbian title)
    ... aka Tamna strana sunca (1997) (Yugoslavia: Serbian title)

  23. Seven Years in Tibet (1997) .... Heinrich Harrer

  24. Town Meeting with Diane Sawyer: Celebrities vs. the Press (1997) (TV) .... Himself

  25. Devil's Own, The (1997) .... Rory Devaney/Francis 'Frankie' McGuire

  26. Sleepers (1996) .... Michael Sullivan

  27. 1995 MTV Movie Awards (1995) (TV) .... Himself

  28. Twelve Monkeys (1995) .... Jeffrey Goines

  29. Se7en (1995) .... Detective David Mills

  30. Legends of the Fall (1994) .... Tristan Ludlow

  31. Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994) .... Louis de Pointe du Lac
    ... aka Interview with the Vampire (1994) (USA: short title)

  32. Favor, The (1994) .... Elliott Fowler
    ... aka Indecent Favour, The (1994) (Australia)

  33. True Romance (1993) .... Floyd

  34. Kalifornia (1993) .... Early Grayce

  35. Contact (1992) .... Cox

  36. River Runs Through It, A (1992) .... Paul Maclean

  37. Cool World (1992) .... Detective Frank Harris

  38. Across the Tracks (1991) .... Joe Maloney

  39. Johnny Suede (1991) .... Johnny Suede

  40. Two-Fisted Tales (1991) (TV) .... Billy (segment "King of the Road")

  41. Thelma & Louise (1991) .... J.D.

  42. "Glory Days" (1990) TV Series .... Walker Lovejoy

  43. Happy Together (1990) .... Brian

  44. Too Young to Die? (1990) (TV) .... Billy Canton

  45. Image, The (1990) (TV) .... Steve Black

     

  46. Cutting Class (1989) .... Dwight Ingalls

  47. Stoning in Fulham County, A (1988) (TV) .... Theodore 'Teddy' Johnson

  48. Less Than Zero (1987) (uncredited) .... Partygoer

  49. No Man's Land (1987) (uncredited) .... Waiter

  50. "Another World" (1964) TV Series .... Chris (1987)
    ... aka "Another World: Bay City" (1964)

 
 

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