fashion

Holes in fishnets or any other kind of pantyhose that weren't there when you bought them..

When you want a mesh shirt of fishnet shirt, go to the store and buy one. It wlll save you some effort, it will save you some time. No, it won't save you some money, however, a bought one looks a lot better. Plus, any shirt that you make will get massive holes and you just start looking cheap.

Dressing up like a character from a movie that you're going to see. Such as Star Wars.

Dressing "scary" to go to a haunted house. You don't work there and you look plain silly walking around doing nothing. The people don't jump out to scare you because they think you work there.

People thinking the school girl look is sexy. Looks bad on girls and guys. Thank you Britney Spears for reviving something only strippers and real Catholic school girls did.

Britney Spears in not a fashion vixen. Anybody who tries to mimic her look to be serious, should be hurt.

Socks. Just plain ordinary socks are bad. Toe socks are the best you can get. But if you don't wear toe socks for whatever reason, get patterned ones or black ones. Colored ones and white ones are dumb.

People who don't wear clothes that fit their body.

Shirts that say things in rhinestones.

Two words and a symbol: Abercrombie & Fitch.

Pasty white face paint isn't cool. There's a reason this stuff was only sold for Halloween. But thanks to Marilyn Manson, you can buy white face paint anytime of the year at your local spooky store. If you paint your face to match the color and consistancy of a roll of Charmin, I'll hurt you. If you do it for Halloween, I'll excuse you.

Don't wear the shirt of the band you're going to see. Chances are, you'll see a few dozen other people wearing it there. You just look like mindless followers.

If you're not comfortable wearing it, don't wear it. Don't ask me if I think you look fat in it, if you're asking, you probably do, and I'll tell you the truth.

If you're not punk, don't wear safety pins in your clothing. If you are punk, careful when and where you wear your safety pins, if you wear safety pins at all. All the Blink 182 listeners are wearing their safety pins and they just make the entire subculture of "punk" look bad.

My dad's paisley tie. It's pink and bluish green. I wore it once, that was a strange outfit, but the tie is so flaming. I went to Goodwill and bought my own tie. Which is also paisley.

Extensions. Especially obvious ones and multicolored ones and mismatching ones.

Something I've never understood. Putting a teeshirt over top of another long sleeve shirt, usually a mismatching long sleeve shirt. Why would you do that?

The new fashion seems to be shirts with pictures of landscapes on them. The shirts have things that I could swear I had once put together as a puzzle once.

Makeup rules:
Eyeshadow: When using more then one color. the darker color goes towards your lashes and the lighter one goes towards your brow. If more then two, medium color(s) go in the middle. But really, 3 is just right, four is a bit much, anything over that is excessive.
Lipstick: keep it on your lips.
Lipliner: Same basic color as your lipstick PLEASE! Black lipliner and red lipstick is a no-no-no-NO!
Eyeliner, keep it by your lashes please, if for some reson you decide to leave your eyes, don't draw designs on your face, it looks dumb. *cough kelly*
Blush: is pointless really, but if you use it, keep it by your cheek bones, and a little on your nose.

Fishnets with short plaid skirts and not going for the schoogirl look.

Knee high boots.

Bondage pants. Zippers, D-rings, straps...yummy.

Men who can pull off a skirt and makeup. Not necessarily trying to look like a girl, but still looking feminine. Once again, I must point out that I like pretty boys.

Band shirts with skirts. Not big, baggy band shirts, but baby doll band shirts that go with the skirt you're wearing.

Kathleen. Need I say more? She has flawless fashion sense. She makes mismatching things match and go well together. That is a picture of her back off to the left.

Thumbholes are cool.

Things that Kathleen and I come up with for Frenglish, our underwear company. I only wish that we can get the freaking thing started.

Black and white eyeshadow goes good together. Especially with a clear, sparkly lip gloss.

Poet sleeves. Awesome looking. Oh how I adore them.

Toe socks.

Velvet, vinyl, satin, and lace. Good. But really good when mixed together.

Black heavy duty paper clips make awesome jewelry when linked together. Thank you mom for being in bookeeping, I have many of necklaces like that now.

Bohemian styles rock. What else can I say?

My new vinyl "corset." Granted it's not a real corset because it does not make me look skinnier, it does not trim my waist. In fact, it's rather baggy. But when I need my vinyl fix, it goes under a shirt. Makes good decoration. Fredrick's of Hollywood was nice enough to send me a nice extra lace, just in case the other one breaks. I don't see why they would think of something like that. *Smirk* Did I mention there's a matching pair of vinyl and satin thongs? I don't think I did, but there is. And vinyl underwear doesn't chaff. Me...Dan. On. The. Other. Hand.

I happen to like this makeup. It's bright, it actually went with the clothes in the ad, which you don't see often anymore. I just like the makeup. It's like Dan's makeup, only this girl has eyebrows. How cool is that? I'm easily entertained.