To quote my dad's best friend, "Oh shiet!" I do not know how to begin to type it like he would say to this picture, but I just know he'd say it. ONWARD! Her website is worse then mine. Yes folks, that's possible. I would put the box over her eyes, but hell, it seems to be the fashion to darken your eyes to nothingness...I don't have to do it, you get to stare at black holes. Well! Damn. It's four in the morning, I've spent an hour shifting through this place and that looking for somebody that would be *cough* good enough for this week's victim. Here we have it.
As much as I love the "I'm so goth my face is the color of my shopping bag" look, perhaps you'd think of, uh, painting your legs? Ok, what looks like boy's (or bois, I have to be kewl, it's bois!) khaki shorts and what you know to be Hot Topic boots. There's nothing wrong with Hot Topic boots, except it appears there's more of a selection of stores in her city then here in Ohio. Note: She photographed in front of one. Or is it just like Hot Topic? The shirt doesn't really go with the pants. Oh my gosh, my eyes burn. Th-th-the hair! Do I have to comment? Yes. I never understood the whole tipping your hair thing. Her hair looks something like the ends of a mop...or two. What is with the purse? De-amn!! I swear, it looks like it came from a K-mart ad and then added to her photo upon editting. It's so freaking large. Oh my, this is proof that there is no God. |
