Joke #1

How did Captain Hook die?

Cuz he wiped his bum with the wrong hand!!!

Joke #2

What do you call a black priest?

Holy Shit!

Joke #3

Why did the black guy eat a tootsie roll with a fork?

Cuz he didn't want to bite his finger off!

Joke #4

A black guy need to go to a costume party and is in need of a costume.  So he told his wife to get him a costume.  So she brought back a Superman costume.  The guy goes, have you ever seen a black superman before?  She said no.  He told her to get another costume.  She went and brought back a batman costume.  The guy said have you ever seen a black batman before, go get me another one!  So she went and brought back some white buttons, a white belt and a wooden stick.  He saw them and said what the hell are those for!  This is what she said, " Well, if you take all your clothes off and glue the buttons on, you can go as a domino, if you glue the white belt across you, you can be an oreo cookie and if you don't like that one then you can shove that wooden stick up your ass and go as a Fudgsicle!

Joke #5

Why is Tigger so dirty?

Cuz he plays with Pooh!!!!

Joke #6

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel
a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!"

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