Joke #9

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend
awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars.""What does that tell you?" Holmes questioned.
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I
deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent."

Joke #10

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can appreciate them too!

Joke #11

What's the dumbest part of a man?

His prick. ( it's got no brains, its best friends are two nuts, and it lives next door to an asshole.)

Joke #11

How can you tell if you walk into a gay church?

Only half the congregation is kneeling.

Joke #12

Why do Italian men have mustaches?

So they can look like their mother!

Joke #13

How do italian girls shave their legs?

They use a lawn mower!
 

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