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WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
(the actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws,
and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the
windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind
the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a
while
became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's
eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she
was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the
head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man
called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were
locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When
they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough
on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded
from the
heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad
of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to
find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her
brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to
hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came
to her aid.
And, yes, Linda is a blonde. |
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