If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49...
...With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1000...
...With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left...
However...
...If you bought $1000 worth of Budwieser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then traded in the cans at a redemtion center for the deposit, you would have $214.
Given the current economic situation, my advice is drink heavily and recylce!
-Catherine Zandonella
