Every time I vacuum my room I get scared that my dog will have a brain aneurism or rupture an artery or something. Pretzel has a serious Napolean Complex. So the government is like a vacuum cleaner because it gets barked at and told off by people who think they rule the world. Except that some of these people have good points but the government rarely listens.
This {their habit of not listening} is because 99% of the time doing what is requested would take too much money or waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time. And, of course, the gov't doesnt have TIME because all the TIME is taken up by people who work 24/7 only to have HALF of what they earn taken away again. Now look at those British people over there. Did I mention they were smart? THEY dont take away as high a percentage of their citizens income tax. They DO have higher sales taxes though. (or so I've been told.)
For example, do not attempt to run a vacuum over a nice hardwood floor when it is set to scrub tile with a special "bleach-spitter-outter" attachment. And it only says this on the bottom of the vacuum. It's comparitively a moving company that puts the "fragile" (pronounced fra-GEE-lay) sticker on the bottom of the box. And, though completely off-topic, take note of your iron's precautionary warnings: Do NOT iron clothing while it is being worn.
Our vacuum sucks up everything lighter than Pretzel, the 12 lb. dachshund. While this fact should give Pretzel nothing to worry about, the rest of us have trouble finding the homework we thought we left on the counter. Basically, at one point or another most people will get something they really liked sucked up by the gov't. They are going to want it back. Sure, you can open up the huge bag full of lint and other fuzzy things and get it out, but really, who wants it back then?? It's been tainted and will, sadly, never be the same again. Luckily, this is strictly a worst case situation.
As in, i dont care about the personal lives of the people we put on such high pedestals. They are there to set a moral example as well as govern our country. They waste trees printing all that crap about the immorality and stupidity of some of our most respected officials. As if we didnt already know! Like, thats why we, like, voted for them in the 1st place, of course!
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First of all, i can't NOT be disjointed. I've tried but it's written all into my brain--AAAAAAAAAACK ITS TAKING OVER!!!no. And it is stifled everywhere else i go. Now you are stuck with it! BWAHAHA. Second, no the image above does not have anything to do with the government. Third, this is not to be sited as a reference. it is opinion and mostly misguided, for it was written by me and i am misguided. Of course.
WOuld you care to visit my other sites? They are less opinionated, I think.
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