by: Hrothgar of the Lair
There was a FW named Maria
Who proclaimed herself to be Raria
She said I'm no slave
For my legs I don't shave
You can see they are much hairier
*There was an old Raider, I'll not name 'em
Who took out His nards for to wash 'em
Said His slaves, Mahlajach!
If You don't put 'em back
We'll surely jump on 'em and squash 'em
There was an old Ubar of Gor
Whose FC was a notorious whore
When in the furs the Ubar would tire
And only blanks could he fire
His Ubara kept pleading for more