There once was a happy "man" named Adam. He lived in a very nice box on Hobo Street. All the boys in the neighborhood loved Adam, including Ty. Ty's rival was a handsome man named Ian.
One day, both of them came to pick Adam up from guitar lessons. They started arguing and slapping each other. ("Oh yea baby that turns me on, keep it coming.") Adam was surprised to see them both crying as he came out. He pleased them back to happiness and they set off.
Now what Adam did not know was that Alex, too, was in love with him. He was devising a scheme to win the Noodle's love. During the night, Alex planted a naked Ty in bed with Adam. Although he enjoyed the process, he envied the nude man on top of his love.
"That's why your ex left you to go hump my rump!" thought Alex.
After this was accomplished, he called Ian and put on a sexy voice.
"Ian, sweetie, why don't you come over? The bed's nice and warm."
Well, naturally, Ian leapt with eagerness and could hardly control his boner… thinking it was Adam that called.
"Down, boy!" said Ian enthusiasticly.
Alex laughed insanely as he watched him through binoculors running to Adams. Ian's mouth dropped and drooled as he saw naked Ty humping sleepy Adam.
"What the? Adam, you said you loved me!" exclaimed Ian.
"What not bitch? He's MINE!! Muaahaahaa! Vroom vroom!" Ty screamed while picking up an imaginary chainsaw. Adam finally woke up and screamed, making Ty fall off.
Alex continued to watch and laugh madly. Ty started crying from hurting his giggle stick and Ian ran off sobbing. Adam sat there, eyes wide with terror, unleashing a screech that lasted 2.35 minutes. Yes, Alex had a watch. Once Adam left to go cry on the front porch Alex approached.
"It's okay Adam, they're both jerks." Alex said soothingly as he put his arms around Adam.
"You don't get it Spaz." Adam said.
Alex nodded in understanding. Then he said "It's all over now, atleast you still have me. I can pleasure you better than any other man."
Adam stood up and started jumping while screaming: