TOP 10 REASONS THE TERRORISTS OF WTC WEREN'T GREEK
1. 6:45 am is too early for most Greeks to get up.
2. Greeks are always late, they would've missed all 4 flights
3. Hot girls on the planes would have distracted them
4. Greeks only use their cellular phones to make missed
calls and not to communicate with each
other
5. Free alcohol on the plane, get it?
6. The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport
would have be a BMW or a Mercedes, not a
Ford
7. They wouldn't have a meeting in Afghanistan: "there
are no girls there;" perhaps in Sweden.
8. Talking behind each other's back would start a big
fight on the plane
9. 18 Greeks can't even organize a simple lunch together! You
think they
can organize such an attack?
10. They would've been too busy fixing their hair.