Subj: You might hate me for this, but I don't mind...
Date: 5/1/01 12:19:06 PM Eastern Daylight Time
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I know I know it is cheesy but a friend sent it to me (and her friend sent it
to her ::curses the fairy boy::), so just have fun with it and make others
feel your pain, and send it back, too. I'm sure you can all make it nice and
funny...
1. What time is it:
10:35 a.m.
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate:
Alicia Maldonado
3. Nicknames:
Lisa, Leesee, ::makes an 'L' shape with her right hand, holds it
near her ear, and brings her hand down to her chest::, "Laur--Ver--um...
You there! The tall daughter!" (my mom is a freak), Peanut (::blush::), The
Hippie Glitter Goth, snuggle whore, babycakes (I *will* kill you for that,
Roger...), hime-chan (::blush again::), Mommy, fairy princess, my dear, that
bitch, and since I will occasionally answer to my character's names, Cat,
Lydia, Claire, and Smilla.
4. Parent's names:
Ronda and that stupid fucking asshole-- I mean, Frank.
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?:
There were candles on it? ::tries to remember:: I only recall being
pissed that I couldn't have my berfday be at the Changeling LARP, but then
being suprised with a cake... I turned 19.
6. Date that you regularly blow them out?
August 24
7. Pets:
::thinks:: Thessaly is my little minkey, Dan's my teddy bear, and
Paul is my kitty man... They count, right?
9. Eye color:
Something like blue-green-grey with a bit of gold
10. Hair Color:
Honey brown
11. Piercings:
Three earrings. Oooh. How shocking. :P
12. Tattoos?:
Not yet...
13. How much do you love your job (1 to 10):
7. It's super cool being an overpaid receptionist, but the drive
sucks and so do the fucking lawyers that hit on me all the time and can't
seem to find the bathroom by themselves and ask stupid questions and look
down at the sheet that says "PLEASE PRINT YOUR NAME UNDER YOUR CASE" in big,
highligted letters, then ask if they should sign in, and leave messes that
would shame a three year old and... um... ::smiles:: I love my job.
14. Birthplace:
Chicago, IL! The Windy City! The greatest place on earth! Home of
the best pizza!
15. Hometown:
[amended 5/2] Home... town? ::looks around:: I'd say Chicago, but
I can't really claim it... I was too little when I left... And I hate
Florida... ::frowns, then perks up:: Ooh! Can I claim the internet as my
hometown! I've been here for 35% of my life, and I've got a home (my
webpage) and friends (::waves at her friends::) and neighbors (::pets the
user lists on her messenger services::) and such...
So yes. The internet. Go me.
16. Current Residence:
Hollywood, FL (a wretched hive of scum and villiany / the floodiest
place on earth)
17.. Ever been in love before?:
Yup. ::smiles and waves, cos you know who you are::
18. Been to Europe?:
Nope. But I've been to Meh-he-co!
19. Been ice blocking?:
Wuzzat?
20. Did you ever get busted for stealing?:
Nope, cos I gots da mad innocent-looking skillz.... ::evil grin::
21. Loved somebody so much it made you cry?:
::nods, smiles, and waves again::
22. Been in a car accident?:
Um... While inside or outside of the car?
23. Croutons or Bacon Bits?:
Croutons!
24. 2 doors or 4 (on a car)?:
Four. I need lots of room, since I'm the goddamned chauffer... ::sigh::
25. Coffee or Ice Cream?:
How can anyone not like both?
26. Blanket or Stuffed Animal:
Once again, how can anyone not like both? ~_^
27. Dumper or Dumpee:
::thinks:: I've been dumped once, and I've dumped other people
twice, so I guess I'm a dumper.
28. Salad Dressing:
Italian, baby! Yeah!
29. Color of socks:
Ooh... Um... Current socks? White. Favorite socks? Hm... Tough
question... Let me split that into two. Favorite print socks? The sky blue
ones with the sheep. Favorite non-print ones? The multicolored
blue / white / grey ones
30. Lucky Number:
5
31. Movie:
Nightmare Before Christmas. Aw, yeah.
32. Quote from a movie:
"I am Jack's smirking revenge." -Tyler Durden (the real one), Fight Club
33. Favorite Foods:
Mac & Cheese (::gives Paul a consoling pat, cos they don't have
macncheese in Australia::), rare steak (::drool::), Chicken Tender sammiches
from Burger King, my grandma's sausage gravy, roast beef
34. Favorite Day of the Week:
Friday
35. Song playing at the moment:
::sniffles:: None, cos I don't have a radio at work, but I've been
thinking of "Turnip Farm" by Dinosaur, Jr. for the past couple of days
36. T.V.?
Um... Yes, please? ::chuckles:: I love Buffy (it does, too,
rock... ::grumble::), Babylon 5 (thank god for the Sci-Fi Channel), and
Queer As Folk (::makes a note to steal Eric and JD's video recordings::)
37. Toothpaste:
Close-Up. Gotta love that flaming red flavor...
38. Have you ever been naked in public?
Um... Not since I was a little, tiny exhibitionist. ::nodnod::
Many years ago. Back before there was anything to admire (unless you're a
sick freak)
39. Favorite Restaurant:
Hops (HONEY-BUTTER CROISSANTS AND BEER! YEEEEAAAAH!)
41. Least Favorite Thing:
Stupid people
42. Sport to Watch:
Professional wrestling, baby. Gotta love big, sweaty men in spandex
doing homoerotic wrestling moves in fixed fights.
43. Fast Food Restaurant:
Boiger Keeng
44. When was your last hospital visit?
When I gave birth to the evil gypsy child in August 1999
45. Favorite drink (and alcoholic drink)?
Coke (it's not the choice of a new generation, cos the new generation
is full of stupid people with no taste)
Alkyholic drink... Hm... Mudslide or margarita... Tough choice...
46. What color is your bedroom's carpet?:
We have tile, but if we had a carpet, it would have pretty dark green
and burgundy and royal blue, cos I said so.
47. Have you ever drank bong water?:
::BLINK:: People *do that?!* EEEEEW!
48. How much of it?:
::is still busy being horrified::
49. What do you think of Ouija boards?:
They are a means of communication with the spiritual world, to be
used very carefully and only with an open heart and mind...
I agree with Jon and Dee on this one. Survey says? We might be right!
[amended 5/2] I think that people don't treat a medium for contacting
spirits with the respect that they should, and that anyone who deliberately
fucks with a Ouija board should be ripped up by a vengeful spirit. *nods* Or
at least told off. *chuckles*
Look! I agree with Paul, too! (Like that's a suprise...)
50. Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs?:
Um... Dunno, but it involves still being Thessaly's mommy, and
hopefully still having a lovely time with my menfolk ::smiles and waves yet
again::
51. Who is the last person that you got email from before this one?:
::looks in her Recently Deleted Mail folder::
hollyholly13241245@kozmail.com (holly huntress) who was trying to
tell me about Free XXX Porn!!!
52. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?:
They would have to have caught me, teehee...
53. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card?:
Ooooh... Um... ::thinks:: Ooh! Target! Do you know how much crap
I could get there before I maxed out a CC?! I'd be rollin' in keen stuff for
months!
54. What do you do when you are bored?:
Complain that I'm bored, I'm bored, dear god help me, I'm bored...
I agree with Dee on this one... Go whiny bitches! Woohoo!
55. What words or phrases do you overuse?:
Um... Hm... Uh... Lessee... Like, um... Yeah. Really.
56. Friend who lives farthest away:
::looks over at the map on the wall:: That would have to be Paul.
::shakes her fist at him:: Damn you and your living on the other side of the
planet!
57. Most annoying thing?:
STUPID PEOPLE!
Once again, I agree with Dee. Can you tell why we're such good
friends? ::smile::
58. Best things:
Art in almost any form, music, sex, friends I actually like, and,
um... ME!
Thank you once again, Dee. Let's not forget good music, coffee,
chocolate, Slurpees, cuteness, snuggles, a sweet ass computer with DSL and a
17.5" true color monitor and all of the latest nifty programs that I would
actually use... make that two, on a network, so Dan will stop complaining
about how he never gets to use the computer.... um... I'm hallucinating
again, aren't I?
59. Bedtime:
::blink blink:: There's a certain time that you're supposed to go to
bed? How odd...
60. Who will respond to this fastest?:
Mike, cos he's right there. ::points at MSN::
61. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond?:
Dan, cos I'm always on the computer...
62. What time is it now?:
11:41 a.m.
63. COMMENTS:
Misanthropy is good. So is being a textbook psychopath. Emode.com
is amusing. My website rocks the block http://www.geocities.com/vaultofthewebslave .
My lavender-and-silver French manicure is very sparkly and pretty. Glitter
is a valid type of cosmetic. Fuck the Democrats and Republicans and Green
Partyers. The Libertarians are the only ones that have it right. I can type
75 WPM, but my accuracy sucks the big one. Most of my friends are cuter than
they think they are. My daughter is the goddamned cutest thing EVER. I'm a
big ol' hippie freak girl and I'm damned proud of it. I need more bumper
stickers. "Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?" sounds like
a good acquisition... The internet is bad, cos it lets you become good
friend with people who live WAAAAY too far away. The female reproductive
system sucks. The fucking rainforest doesn't matter, cos we get 90% of our
oxygen from the ocean, anyway. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland
because he doesn't wear pants.
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