Subj: Woof. Woof woof woof. *nods*
Date: 5/1/01 1:16:17 PM Eastern Daylight Time
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*grumbles* Some damned Hippy Glitter Goth girl who's actually me, even though
I'm her nice young man's evil twin, sent this to me, and she's as crazy as I
am, so don't mess with the mojo... just fill it out, send it back, and pass
it on... kinda like an STD really...
1. What time is it: About an hour since I got up and twenty minutes since I
had my coffee.
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Paul Messenger
3. Nicknames: This would be a really long list, but I have no memory...
Kaos, Ex Kaos, SagaMaster, (drinks like a) Fish, Escort, "Hey you!", "The big
guy with the coat", and Satan. Yeah, it ain't original, but it almost fits.
4. Parent's names: Robyn Mary Messenger and Brian Robert Messenger.
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?: 3 or 4. I
live with two uni students. I'm a bum. We could barely afford the cake, let
alone the 18 candles.
6. Date that you regularly blow them out? I like to change it each time, and
let it run over midnight or do it the day before, to confuse people, ya know?
*chuckles* May 31st.
7. Pets: Yes, I like being petted. *frowns* Oh wait... you mean little animal
things that gambol around the house and break stuff? That'd be that big mofo
of a half-feral fatboy cat I have that lives with my parents then.
9. Eye color: Depends on whether you're looking into my left eye or my right
eye, and at what range. Far away, they're both a greeny-brown. Kissing
distance or closer, and the left is a brown-yellow-green, and the right is a
green-blue.
10. Hair Color: Used to be dark brown, then red-gold, and now it's kinda
tawny light-dark brown with lighter honey streaks...
11. Piercings: Clitoral. Oh, you mean on me? Erm... none, as yet. No plans
yet either unless I see something that looks totally kick-arse.
12. Tattoos?: They require time and money. Give me both and they shall
appear.
13. How much do you love your job (1 to 10): First, let's define job. My job
is looking for work. This rates a 2. Looking for work is not only a fucking
bitch, but your parents ride your back and give "helpful hints" (ie NAG your
ASS OFF), and even when you're putting in the effort work is a bitch to find,
and your parents don't seem to understand this. However, on the other hand,
my life's work is to be me, and that's a 10. I rule.
14. Birthplace: Somewhere in Essex, England. Like I can remember, I was
friggin' six weeks premature with a collapsed lung, a'right?
15. Hometown: To answer Lisa, my guess is "town where you spent your
childhood and so forth and all that BS". My hometown is therefore Mt Gambier,
South Australia.
16. Current Residence: Cambelltown, Adelaide.
17. Ever been in love before?: May I politely decline to answer this
question? Thought not. Let's go with yes, because it's true, and anyone who
knows who, knows who. Though only I can ever know, to be truthful. *enigmatic
smile*
18. Been to Europe?: Do the words "Essex, England" mean anything to you?
Sheesh.
19. Been ice blocking?: Is that when you put water in the ice cube tray?
20. Did you ever get busted for stealing?: Once, before I developed my
guerilla warfare tactics. I rule. *sage nod*
21. Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: In a manner of speaking.
22. Been in a car accident?: Yup. Mormon's may love God, but God does not
check their brakes for them, I've found.
23. Croutons or Bacon Bits?: Well duh, bacon is meat. Meat is the best. So bacon.
24. 2 doors or 4 (on a car)?: Motorcycles don't have doors. *gives the
questionnaire a weird look*
25. Coffee or Ice Cream?: Mmm. Coffee Ice Cream.
26. Blanket or Stuffed Animal: Blanket = warm. Stuffed Animal = not warm.
*chuckles* So blanket.
27. Dumper or Dumpee: If I'm either one I'm sad, or an asshole, so I'll stay
silent on this. :)
28. Salad Dressing: I prefer my salad naked. Oh! Oops! *erases that* Erm...
go Italian!
29. Color of socks: Black. Like you had to ask.
30. Lucky Number: Pi. *chuckles* Or 13.
31. Movie: There are -far- too many. We'll just list a couple... "American
Beauty", "The Devil's Advocate", "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels",
"Snatch", "Fight Club", "Event Horizon", "The Usual Suspects", "Pulp
Fiction", "Reservoir Dogs", "True Lies", "Trainspotting", "American Psycho",
"Notting Hill", "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", "Monty Python's Life of
Brian" etc etc... the list goes on... and was in no particular order...
32. Quote from a movie:
"I feel lethal. On the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is
about to slip." - Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale), "American Psycho"
33. Favorite Foods: Steak. Steak. Steak. Rare steak. Mmmmmmmm. Yummy. Oh,
also some pasta's, roast beef / pork / chicken / venison... etc etc... meat.
34. Favorite Day of the Week: The week is divided into days? Wait, what's a
week? You can measure time now?!?!
35. Song playing at the moment: Nothing. More than likely some REM will pop
up at some point though. Or Metallica. Oh, wait, I'll flick on the radio and
tell you what's playing... *flicks on the radio* ... it's Robbie Williams,
"Love Supreme". Cool track. *nods*
36. T.V.? Screw that. It's there to watch movies on with the aid of a VCR.
37. Toothpaste: I use it on my toothbrush. As long as it's not made of a
variety of acids, and it cleans my teeth, I'm satisfied.
38. Have you ever been naked in public? Not that I recall, but there are
those drunken blackouts...
39. Favorite Restaurant: I haven't eaten there, but Sapore is a big freaky
Italian Mafia restaurant... I want to go and get hired. *nods*
41. Least Favorite Thing: Sleep, stupid people.
42. Sport to Watch: *rae* You watch sport? You PLAY sport? You're more fucked
up than I thought.
43. Fast Food Restaurant: I use many of them, frequently, and somehow never
gain weight. I'm a fat bastard in the first place though, so it just might
not show.
44. When was your last hospital visit? Long enough ago that I recall it
involved X-Rays and them stealing my vitae... I mean blood! Blood! *shifty
look*
45. Favorite drink (and alcoholic drink)? Coke. No other choice. Alcoholic...
have to be either a Jack Beam and cola, a straight Jack Beam, or a good, cold
beer. And I know it's Jim Beam, but when you've known him as
long as I have, you can call him Jack...
46. What color is your bedroom's carpet?: Kinda colored like the wood it's
made from... what?!? It's not a carpet!!!! Holy shit! Some bastard stole my
carpet!
47. Have you ever drank bong water?: Erm... not on purpose, and not by
accident, but JK has... dumb fucker... "Oh, I see, pressure does it...
*blurble* ... ack, tastes like shit..." "You mighta pushed down a little far
there Johnny..." *chuckles*
48. How much of it?: Well, none, like I said. He only got a little sip
though.
49. What do you think of Ouija boards?: I think that people don't treat a
medium for contacting spirits with the respect that they should, and that
anyone who deliberately fucks with a Ouija board should be ripped up by a
vengeful spirit. *nods* Or at least told off. *chuckles*
50. Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs?: Same place I see myself now. In a
mirror.
51. Who is the last person that you got email from before this one?: My
money's on it being a porn advertisement... oh wait... here we go... it's a
bank! Woohoo!
52. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?: They'd have to A) know it was
me and B) catch me before they could convict me.
53. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card?: I'll agree
with Lisa. GOOOO TARGET!!!
54. What do you do when you are bored?: Whine. Moan. Find something to do
once everyone I know has ignored the first two.
55. What words or phrases do you overuse?: I don't overuse and phrases or
words, dude. That's fuckin' stoopid, dude. It's just not sweeeeet.
56. Friend who lives farthest away: Well, Lisa damned me for living too far
away, so DAMN YOU BACK, BIYOTCH!!! :P Actually, depends on whether or not
Texas or Florida is further from where I am...
57. Most annoying thing?: Thing... that'd be my brother. *nods* Or the
aforementioned "sleep and stupid people".
58. Best things: For what? Jeez, that's a little general ain't it? Okay...
caffeine, ethanol, nicotine, gorgeous, intelligent girls (and I know a
surprising number, even if they DO live a minimum of half the country
away...), music, night time, and the ability to stay awake forever with no
ill effects.
59. Bedtime: *re-reads the question* Wait, you mean people GO TO BED?
60. Who will respond to this fastest?: Fucked if I know.
61. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond?: Well
as Lisa's already done it...
62. What time is it now?: About 45 minutes since you last asked, and yes I do
need another coffee.
63. COMMENTS: I rule. I'm a textbook psychopath, an evil twin, a kitty-man
*grins*, an evil mofo, a theoretically incredible lover with mad skillz, and
I'm working on the formula to allow me to transform into an electronic pulse
so I can travel and exist inside of the digital web. Then my new nickname
will be the WebMaster. *smirks* Oh, but I'll be able to reform in the
material world again too. Kinda vital. It'd cut down travel times at least...
XK. (
geocities.com/vaultofthewebslave)