Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to
change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be
connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on
Wesnesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember... when I'm having a really bad day and it seems that
people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only
4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
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