Subject:	Re: Legal Advice Re: TVI
Date:		Tue, 20 Jan 1998 03:22:05 -0600
From:		"RICHARD KLEPPE" rkleppe@ptel.net
To:		the.hiltner.family@sympatico.ca, vhf@w6yx.stanford.edu


Hi Mike. Sounds like fun. I moved from my folks in Iowa, and they were still
getting phone calls for the next 16 years! Luckly none of my kids
are hams!!!!

    Suggestions:

1.  Move to the U. S. where there is no one at the FCC that gives a hoot, it
    no longer listens to any complaints....

2.  Borrow a KW+ and beam at neighbor, hoping he will move!

3.  Buy him a 900 mhz fone, if they are "legal" in Canada.

4.  Join the RCMP and go to NWT or Yukon, where there is no TV, or phones.

5.  Buy more land....move shack to a remote base.

6.  Have some damn yank sneek a gun into Canada and play "Dirty Harry".

7.  Get a handfull of toriods and ask to put them on his equipment.

8.  Check his and your ground rods with a power company ohm meter. You
    can never have too many ground rods and lines to them... tie them
    together.

9.  Go to court and buy a better lawyer than he has... do your judges
    wear wigs? If so, give him a hug in closing arguments.

10. Invest in the ARRL interference manual.

11. Cut his tv calbe and plug it in to a vcr that has a loop tape of the Dukes
    of Hazard playing 24 hrs a day...or perhaps the Queen's Last visit that
    you all had to pay for with the taxes!

12. Try to get him interested in Ham Radio, and he will forget his TV, wife,
    kids, etc. After the divorce, he may not even be living close to you.

13. Get a restraining order against his phone calls and fingure justers.

14. Buy him direct digital tv, which if filtered, grounded and blessed,
    probably would not even know where 6m is...($199)

15. Volunteer to work in the Canadian Embassy in North Korea, get a P5 licence
    and retire a $millionaire$, with me as your qsl manager.  Screw 6! It
    can't work across the pond, just yet!

Hope you get it fixed and perhaps others will read your really long use
on this resource and give you ALL the answers as only this crew can!
73 and have fun!
Dick=K0RAK (qsl mgr for P5!)