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> > > >>
> > >> > SOME INTERESTING SAYINGS
> > >> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > >> > -Love is photogenic
> > >> > It needs darkness to develop
> > >> >
> > >> > -A good discussion is like a miniskirt
> > >> > Short enough to pertain interest and long
> > >> > enough to cover the subject
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > -Children in backseats cause accidents
> > >> > Accidents in backseats cause children
> > >> >
> > >> > -A girl is like a road
> > >> > The more curves she has the more dangerous
> > >> > she is
> > >> >
> > >> > "Your future depends on your dreams"
> > >> > So go to sleep
> > >> >
> > >> > There should be a better way to start a
> > >> > day than waking up every morning
> > >> >
> > >> > "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"
> > >> > So what ? Who's in a hurry ?
> > >> >
> > >> > "Hard work never killed anybody"
> > >> > But why take the risk ! (I don't want to
> > >> > be an exception!)
> > >> >
> > >> > "Work fascinates me"
> > >> > I can look at it for hours !
> > >> >
> > >> > -God made relatives;
> > >> > Thank God we can choose our friends.
> > >> >
> > >> > My girlfriend ran away with my best
> > >> > friend and I really miss him !
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > I live in a very liberal town.
> > >> > They just changed the name of a street from
> > >> > LOVER'S LANE" to "SEX DRIVE"
> > >> >
> > >> > God is Alive! Speak to Him!!
> > >> > (It's cheaper after six !)
> > >> >
> > >> > When two's company, three's the result !
> > >> >
> > >> > A dress is like a barbed fence
> > >> > It protects the premises without
> > >> > restricting the view
> > >> >
> > >> > Being sexy is a hard job for me;
> > >> > But somebody has to do it !
> > >> >
> > >> > The more you learn, the more you know,
> > >> > The more you know, the more you forget
> > >> > The more you forget, the less you know
> > >> > So.. why learn.
> > >> >
Laugh!!!
A passerby watched two sardarji in a park. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again. 'Tell me,' said the passerby, 'What on earth are you doing?' 'Well,' said the digger, 'Usually there are three of us. I dig the hole, Balwant plants the tree saplings and Gurpreet fills in the hole. Today Balwant is off ill, but that doesn't mean Gurpreet and I get the day off, does it?
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Banta Singh rushed back angrily to the grocery shop from where he had purchased a packet of butter few minutes ago. "Where is my free gift?" he shouted at the shopkeeper. "But Sir, there is no free gift on the purchase of butter." The shopkeeper answered politely. "Don't fool me," replied Banta, "it is clearly written on the packet of the butter 'Cholesterol free'".
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One day Santa Singh was home and he went to kitchen, opened the Sugar bottle, saw and closed. His wife was seeing this. After some time Santa again went to kitchen, opened the Sugar Bottle, saw and closed. His wife again saw this. Santa Singh again and again doing the same thing. His wife exclaimed that why did he do something like this. So, she asked Santa, 'Why did you open the Sugar bottle, see and close it often?' Santa Singh replied, 'I am a Sugar Patient you know.... Our doctor advised me to check up the Sugar often'.
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A Sardarji bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to office. On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down. Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, 'How much should I pay to turn right side?' The Policeman was astonished and asked, 'Why are you asking like this?' Then Sardarji showed him the sign board, which was in the corner of the road: 'Free Left Turn'
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Shahjahan ne jab taj mahal banaya
Saamne se dekha
Peecha se dekha
Gumke ko dekha
Jukkar ko dekha
Phir bola,
Saala, mazak mazak mein bahut karcha ho gaya
These are couplets taken from the rhymezone site where there's this
competition for writing the most romantic first line and most
unromantic second..here are a few of the entries..hey give a try...
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But
the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
so is your head.
After you, my love, my only prize
Would be a bullet between my eyes
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space
I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
At school a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least
one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by
saying, "I know the whole truth."
The boy decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is
greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and
greets him with, "I know the whole truth."
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your
mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the
mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole
truth."
The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your
father a big hug."
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