ALEC INTERVIEWS ROSIE!!!  A: Rosie, let me just say that this is quite an honor indeed, after the Paula Poundstone interview fell threw I was so pleased to get you for the fanclub. R: Now this is for my fanclub or Paula Poundstone or . . . A: Actually, it's for my fanclub. They love it when I get a chance to talk to unattractive, lesbo comediannes. It's a feature of my fanclub that none of the others offer. R: What? A: My first question revolves around the cartoon of you that you use in the show, wouldn't you say its' looks are a little shall we say generous. R: If only we could all look as good as the cartoons, eh, Allen. A: Alec, and yes especially Tinkerbelle.But, you're alive, do you really need a cartoon potrayal as well? Also, you played Betty Rubble, a cartoon in the live action movie "The Flintstones", is this some sort of fetish of yours? R: Well,  I think the kids really respond to it. Kids love cartoons you know. A: Yes, and dogs sometimes like to eat their own feces but does that make it alright to throw shit at them? R: I'm afaid I don't understand the question. A: Exactly. Now, Al Roker. R: A great guest and a wonderful man. A: Do you think it would be possible for you two to have sex or would the massive amount of fat and blubber be two much for the vital sexual organs to actually meet? R: I want to call my agaent. A: Ro, can I call you Ro? Suzanne Somers, is their a bigger MILF in all of Hollywood? R: Absolutely not. A: Well, I'm glad we can agree on something. Do your adopted children ever ask, "Where's our Daddy?" R: Yes, that's always a difficult question to answer. A: Have you tried, "You have no daddy, I'm a big fat dyke" R: NO, because . . . A: Maybe show them your vibrator so they have something tangible to relate tp their father. R: Who the hell do you think you are? A: Quick, if you were a salad dressing what kind would you be? R: Uh, 1000 island. A: Not ranch? Fascinating. Now, you were back stage with Brittney Spears at the Grammy's right. R: You know that was a really great experince . . A: Ever tried hallucinagenic drugs? R: No , back to Brittney, she's a really sweet girl A: You're telling me, my pants are getting tight just looking at the picture. R: This interview is over.