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| PLEASE TRY TO IDENTIFY ALL OF THESE IMAGES AND THIER SIGNIFIGANCE. |
| IT HAS BEEN WIDELY SPECULATED THAT "MOE" FROM THE SIMPSONS IS THE REASON ALEC WENT INTO THE BAR BUSINESS. |
| WHAT ALEC CRAVES |
| TITO LANDRUM HAD SEX WITH TEAM MATE TOM HERR'S WIFE IN THE MID EIGHTIES. THIER BASTARD LOVE CHILD, TITO HERR, IS THE CARDINAL'S TOP MINOR LEAGUE PROSPECT. THE CARD ON THE LEFT WAS ACQUIRED BY ALEC IN A DEAL FOR AN '87 TOPPS MOOKIE WILSON. THE BACK READS, "TITO IS EMPLOYED AS A MODEL DURING THE OFFSEASON." SURE, TITO. |
| A GREAT SHOW, A GREAT CHARACTER, A GREAT WIFE, AND CERTAINLY A FUCKING GREAT HAIRCUT. |
| CALDWELL, IN TWENTY YEARS, STANDING OUTISIDE HIS COLUMBIA RESIDENCE THE MORNING OF THE KU BASKETBALL GAME, GETTING SHITFACED WHILE BETH WATCHES THE KIDS NAMED: BUDWEISER, TIM THE 3RD, AND PARROTHEAD. |
| LEGENDARY MIZZOU BIG MAN: TAJUDEEN SOYOYE |
| ORLANDO'S PIC ON THE www.americansingles.com WEBSITE UNDER THE NAME: "LANDICIOUS" |
| A MAN EATING AN APPLE |
| CERTAINLY THE MOST UNDER-RATED COMEDY PERFORMERS OF OUR TIME AND A SHOW UNMATCHED BY ANY, EXCEPT MAYBE MR. SHOW. |
| AN INTIMIDATING BOXER, BUT AN EASYGOING GUY WHEN CONFRONTED IN THE BATHROOM OF YOUR LOCAL LAS VEGAS STRIP CLUB. "YOU EVER BEEN IN A STREAK WHERE YOU CAN'T BUY A BITCH?" |
| ONE OF THE MOST ENJOYABLE MOVIES TO WATCH ANY TIME OF THE YEAR. I HAVE PERSONALLY WORN DOWN THREE COPIES IN MY LIFETIME ALREADY. |
| THE GREATEST TELEVISION PERFORMER OF OUR TIME. HE IS SEEN HERE WITH BILL COSBY |
| DRINK BEER FUCK BITCHES OMEGA |
| LESBIANS KISSING, AIN'T NOTHIN WRONG WITH THAT. |
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| THE FRATTEST GIRL YOU'LL EVER MEET |
| JAE HAILE PHILIPS . . . WHAT MORE IS THERE TO SAY REALLY? WHO'S HIGH? WHO'S HIGH? U-HIGH U-HIGH! WOMP WOMP! |