| Current Quote of the Week: "So, what are you doing tonight? Oh, well call me if that's fun." -Micah Past Quotes of the Week: "I'm almost twenty-two . . . my ex-girlfriend is pregnant" -Orlando reflecting on where his maturity should be after spending two hours taking stupid photos at the greatest archeological ruin in the world, Pompeii. "That's like Guatemala hating the U.S., I mean, who really gives a shit?" -Alec amidst rumors that PKE's hate ATO's "Whenever I think that life cannot possibly get any worse, I think of when Clark used to sleep for ten or eleven hours, wake up, eat a bag of microwave popcorn, and go back to sleep, and suddenly my problems don't seem so bad." - An old Room 216 daily affirmation "Screw you, psycho" - Radisson Banuet Director Tarek Alsamadi, to a woman casually looking in his direction. "Ladies, clutch the keys to your chastity belts, close to thy busoms, for Lando is here" -Matt Orlando, Daily "One time I had to drop a duece so bad that I was walking like a three legged puppy." -Arnold Schwartzenegger at last year's MDA Labor Day telethon |