Cleckmoon's Personal Info

Real Name: Lisa J.

Online Alias: Cleckmoon Montisple

Explaination: It's a deformation of the nameCleckstarr Montisle, of the REDWALL series. He was a hare also.

D.O.B: 5/17/85

Likes:
1) Religion: I actualy get a kick outta learning about my religion, Luthranisim. Martin Luther, you da bomb. Sermons are the best part of church. The rest is kinda boring. I am a proud member of Saint Lukes Lutheran Church, also home of the best Luthran basketball teams in the leauge. (Da Green and white, baby!)
2) Anime: Duh. Why else am I here? I love Gundam Wing, Tenchi Muyo, and am willing to watch anything once. DBZ is ok, but the grunting does get on my nerves.
3) Music: Anything except bad country music.
4) PC Games: I love computer games. My favoritesare Monkey Island, StarCraft,Terminal Velocity, Deer Hunter, and Quake.
4) Ian: He's my guy. I love him. 'Nuff said.
5) Traveling: I inherited my dad's love for RV's and motorhomes. I love traveling in 'em, looking at them, reading about them (we fight over who gets to read RV Monthly first), riding in them, and best of all, living in them. Yes, I do have a house. It's the one with the 32 foot Winnebago BRAVE in the driveway. We are in two RV clubs. TheGood Sam RV club, and The Long Island Whalers.
6) Art: I love to draw and play with Adobe Photoshop.I also like looking at art, trying to find a deeper meaning.
7) The Crew: Gokuisunderstanding and always there, and you can talk to him about anything.JAG is smartbeyond belief, and lets me call his dog Snowgoggles.Hilde is actualy my sister, she also enjoysdressing up her dog in stupid ways, and she lets me call her dog AuntieF****er.
8) My dog: Kelly, who lets me call her Kelly.
9) My Parikeet: Hobbes.
10) Reading: I love the REDWALL series, Star Warsbooks, James Herriot, Tom Clancy, and most anything fantasy.
11) Writing. Especialy comedy and poetry. Butnever both at the same time.
12) Fire: I'm not a pyro for nothing.
13) Trader Joe: Best damn food store in the world.MOXIE MINTS!! KASHI!! Wheee!! ::does little happy dance::
14) Candy: Especialy Moxie Mints (whoo!), Sour Patch Kids, Sour Straws, Smarties, Skittles, Dark Chocolate,and Snowcaps;
15) Drinks: Snapple Peach Ice Tea, ice cold Pepsi,ice cold Sprite, Ghiradelli Hot Chocolate,  and ice water.
16) Movies: I love going to and watching movies. Some of my favorites are Blue Streak, Matrix, Titan A.E., Hunt For RedOctober, Crimson Tide, MST3K, and Loser.
17) Archery: I love it.

Dislikes:
1) Mean People: I hate 'em.
2) Sailor Moon: I dont care what you people say. I hate them, they all deserve to be squished. I'll get you my pretties! And yer screwed up talking cats too! Muahahaha!! Errf, please dont killme.
3) Hot weather: I am Scandinavian, I love thecold.
4) Bathing suits: Go to the Girls Only Forum inthe comedy section of the Garage.
5) Homework: Icky.
6) Everquest: GARH!! DIEDIEDIEDIE!! ::beats witha baseball bat:: Do NOT play that game! I'm still trying to rebuild myinternet life from the terror it caused me!
7) Slow Computers: 'nuff said.
8) Being sad, and not having anyone to hug.

Quotes:
"The idiots shalt fall to the squirrels. Hard." -Chip 2:24
"It's not a pimple, it's a muscle." -Uncle Nick
"Shaft! Can you dig it? I can dig it!"
"Grahgrr hissst grr...." -Hydralisk Harry
"Holdasex... oops, i ment hold on a sec." -Skyrwin
"I was laughing my ass off... I accidentally blew popcorn out of mynose... painful." -Me
"Riddle me this, before I get whacked...what are you thinking, are youon crack?" -Goku
"Waffles! We love em!"
"Why? Cause we do!"
"Waffles! We eat them!"
"Why? Cause we do!"
-Tom Servo
Cleckmoon: The sky was black as night,the rumble of thunder, the crashing of the lightning as it struck the ground over and over again could be seenand heard, as if expressing its contempt, its loathing for the ashen citythat lay beneath.  The city that had once been bright and filled withthe hopes and dreams of so many now stood as a symbol of chaos, of broken spirits and tortured souls, never again to see the light that once shone sobrightly, never given the chance to become what was now unreachable.
Cleckmoon: Yet, in this city of darknessand decay, a single individual stood with the light, someone that would not allow himself to give up hope, not allow himself to turn to other means to continue his life. This person was unknown to history, nor didhe ever desire to be acknowledged. He held the fate of those left behindfor he was the last of his kind, the last true hope of the remaining inhabitants of the city.  The only hope for a civilization lost in darkness.
Cleckmoon: And his name, was SNOWGOGGLES!!!The sexualy confused poolde!
JagYuy: YAY!!
JagYuy: he/she is biting my mom
JagYuy: that was very good.
Cleckmoon: Thank you. I stole it, exceptfor the last pert.
JagYuy: pert?
JagYuy: shampoo?
Cleckmoon: Noo... SHAMPOO.

Guilty Pleasure:
Listetning to my MP3's at a pitch of 150%. Youhave no idea how fun it is to rap at that speed.

Special Thanks To:
Martin Luther, for re-definingthe church.
Brian Jacques, for making REDWALL.
Goku, for giving me the paswordto his site and letting me play with it.
JAG, for helping me in all technicalways possible.
Ian, for being the first un-related male to say "I Love You", and backing it up with much more then words, thus making me love him back. Seriously, truely, and fully.
Hilde, for letting me call herdog AuntieF****er.
Ashley, for giving me a senseof style.
Kim, for expanding and encouragingmy weirder hobbies.
My mom and dad, for loving me,raising me, and encouraging all my hobbies, even when I started watching cartoons all the time at the age of 13 years.
My cousin Lauren (Tree!), for always being my friend, basketball instructor, punching bag, and kickass cousin.
My uncle Jimmy, for giving mea sense of identity, and making me realize i'm not the only insane pyroforeva10yearold in the family.
Aunt Judy, for always being thekind, loving, tickleable older person in the family.
Uncle Nick, for always beinga kickass uncle.
Miss Cooney, for being the bestenglish teacher in the universe, and jamming the prepositions in my headso well.
Mr. Kaufman, for being one heckof a Social Studies teacher, and my favorite one.
Mr. Fox, for being my secondfavorite SS teacher. If not for his class, i would have never learned howto draw.
To all the teachers and studentsin the Mepham Art Center. Ya'll kick ass.
All the people on the RedwallMessage/Role Play boards, especialy Scree, Netherwolf, Azabeth, Zenith, Ironhands, Delia, Scarlet, TurkeyBurger, and anyone else I may have forgotten.
The discoverer of Caffiene, andit's usefull properties (Liquid Creativity!).
My cousin Eric, for introducingme to StarCraft.
Trader Joe, and his kickass chainof  food stores.
The Jackalopes, for always beingmy supportive minions and respective army, even through the Great CarrotCrisis of '99.
To Katie, for being the bestlittle human minion I have, and for helping me spread my Jacalopian pricipals,and dirtying the mines of countelss other children with my ideas.
And God, for He is the one whomade all the good stuff possible.