******************** Afthermath: All My Gundams By P.Rico ---------- Previously on "All My Gundams"... [Living room] Relena: Dorothy, it's terrible. Duo is cheating on me with...with... Dorothy: With who? Relena: With Hilde. Dorothy: Poor Relena. (thinking)Should I tell her that Hilde's her long lost twin sister? [Business office] Zechs: Once we get Lady Une to sign these papers, we'll have control over her entire estate. Treize: All $30 mil. of it. Zechs, you're a genius. [Another living room] Quatre: Heero, what's wrong? Heero: Hilde's cheating on me with...with... Quatre: With who? Heero: With Duo Maxwell. Quatre: Poor Heero. (thinking) Should I tell him that Duo's his long lost twin brother? [Yet another living room] Sally: Lady Une, once you sign those papers, you'll hand over control of you entire estate to Treize and his shady business partner. All $30 mil. of it. Une: I don't care. I...I... Sally: You what? Une: I love him. [Piano theme song] [Living room #1. Dorothy is sitting on the couch reading. Relena walks in with a bag.] Dorothy: How are you doing, Relena. Relena: I'm fine. Dorothy: Are you sure. Relena: Yes, of course. [Relena walks to her bed room and closes the door. She places the bag on her vanity.] Relena: I'm fine and I'll be even better once that little witch, Hilde pays. [She pulls out a gun. Overly dramatic music (ODM) plays.] [Business office.] Treize: Zechs, I have good news. Lady Une agreed to sign the papers. I'm meeting her in fifteen minutes. Zechs: Good job, Treize. [Treize walks out. Zechs goes to the window and waits for Treize's car to pull out. He goes to the phone. It rings in another business office. Noin answers.] Noin: Yes? Zechs: Everything is going according to plan. Noin: Good. Keep me informed. [ODM] [Living room #2. Quatre is nursing some kittens back to health. Heero walks in.] Heero: How are the cats? Quatre: Fine. How are you? Heero: Fine. [Heero walks into the kitchen and pulls a gun out of his jacket] Heero: I'll be even better once I make that creep Maxwell pay. [ODM] [Livingroom #3] Sally: Une, please reconsider this. Une: I've made up my mind. [Doorbell rings] That's him. Go. Sally: Yes, Lady Une. [She leaves. Une lets Treize in.] Treize: Hello, my dear Lady Une. Une: Good day, Treize. Treize: Are you ready to sign the papers? Une: Yes, I'm ready to sign my entire estate over to you. [Treize pulls out the papers. Lady Une leans forward to sign them.] Treize: Stop! I can't do this. Lady Une I...I... Une: You what? Treize: I love you. Une: I love you, too. [They embrace] Treize: This is all Zechs' fault. He told me to con you so we could get your money. Une: That mean Zechs. He should pay. Treize: He will pay; [Pulls out gun] with his life. [ODM] [A fouth living room. Duo and Hilde are sitting on the couch watching TV.] Duo: Oh, Hilde. I'm so happy. Hilde: I am, too, Duo dear. Relena: I'm so glad for you two. [Walks in with gun.] Duo & Hilde: Aah! Relena: Hilde, you little...I'll kill you. Heero: Maxwell! [Walks in with gun.] Duo & Hilde: Aaaah! Heero: I'll kill you. Relena: Hello. [Lowers gun] I'm Relena, and you are? Heero: [lowers gun] I'm Heero. Duo & Hilde: *Whew!* [Quatre and Dorothy run in] Dorothy: Relena, don't...don't... Quatre: Heero, don't...don't... Relena & Heero: Don't what? Dorothy: Relena, don't kill Hilde. She's your twin sister. Relena & Hilde: What?! Quatre: Heero, don't kill Duo. He's your twin brother. Dispite the fact that he's Anglo and you're Japanese. Heero & Duo: What?! [A few moments of silence.] Relena & Hilde: Sister! Heero & Duo: Brother! [They hug each other.] Relena: How did you know, Dorothy? Dorothy: My father delivered you and Hilde. Quatre: My father deliverd you two, Heero. Hilde: But Duo and I had the same doctor. [Everyone looks and Dorothy and Quatre.] Duo: Then that means... Quatre: Sister! Dorothy: Brother! [They hug] Trowa & Cathrine: Hey, what about us? Everyone else: What?! [Business office. Zechs is sitting at the desk, Treize and Une walk in.] Treize: Zechs. Zechs: What? Treize: You'll pay for hurting Lady Une. [pulls out gun] [C-diminished chord played on organ.] Zechs: I take it our parnership is over. Very well, I have everything I need. [pulls out gun.] [E-diminished chord.] Treize: No, you don't. Lady Une didn't sign the papers. Zechs: I don't care about the papers. I got got all the evidence I need. [pulls out badge.] Treize: Yous a cop?! Zechs: That's right. Detective Zechs Merquise of the Preventers. Treize: Ya gots nuthin' on me, copper. Zechs: Don't flatter yourself, Treize, I wasn't after you. Although bringing a slimebag like you down would have been a bonus. Especially one with such awful grammer. No, the person I'm after is...her. [points gun at Lady Une.] Treize: Sweet little Lady Une? Zechs: Sure she looks sweet, but she's really Dragon Lady Une. Treize: *gasp* Is that true. Une: Weeeellll......Yes. [pulls out glasses and gun.] [G-diminished chord] Une: I am Dragon Lady Une. [puts on glasses] The most successful female crime lord in the world. Treize: Why didn't you tell me? Une: I was testing you. And while your conning skills lack, I would be willing to take you on as my personal servant. Treize: Of course, my fair Lady. Une: What about you Zechs? I could use a man with you skills. I'll pay you more than you'd ever get with the Preventers. Zechs: Forget it, I'm a straight cop. Une: Too bad for you. Your out numbered. Noin: Then allow me to rememdy that. [walks in with gun] [A-diminished chord] Zechs: Now, we're even. Sally: Think again. [walks in with gun] [B-diminished chord.] Treize: Wufei, will you stop banging on that organ. It's giving me a headache. Wufei: Don't tell me. Tell 'Little Miss Writer'. Relena: The organ stays. Treize: *grumble* Une: Gettin back to the script...It's seems you're outnumbered, again. We win. Will Zechs and Noin escape the diabolical Dragon Lady Une? Will Heero and the others sort out their family trees? Will Relena come to her senses and stop torturing these poor people? Find out next time. [F-diminished chord] Treize: Dang it! Wufei, I'm going to kill that organ. Wufei: Get in line. Relena: Don't you dare touch that organ!