Chapter 13

 

 

 

DISCLAIMER: I don’t own DBZ…I don’t own a monkey either…

 

 

 

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“Vegeta! Vegeta!” Bulma nudged the saiyan awake as something under the sheets brushed against her thigh. “Wake up! There’s something in the bed!” She urged her mate awake.

 

“What?” Vegeta sleepily rubbed his face. “What’s in the bed?” He slurred tiredly, half opening his eyes.

 

“There’s some sort of animal in the bed…” Bulma began to tell Vegeta but he interrupted her, misinterpreting what she was saying.

 

“Oh Bulma, not now! I’m too sleepy to have sex with you again.” The saiyan rolled over and closed his eyes again, a single snore indicating that he’d fallen asleep again.

 

“Vegeta!” Bulma angrily nudged him awake yet again. “I’m not kidding! There’s something in the bed! It’s small and furry!” She hissed in his ear, this time Vegeta bolted upright.

 

He turned back around to face her with wide eyes. “A rat?” he asked shakily.

 

“I don’t know but…Aaaaaah! There it is again!” Bulma shrieked as something furry touched her leg. It was warm and felt like some kind of furry snake…

 

“That was just my leg.” Vegeta sighed and closed his eyes.

 

“Vegeta…since when is your leg furry?” Bulma asked slowly, not wanting to anger the sleepy saiyan too much by disrupting his snooze.

 

His ebony eyes opened again, a strange look in them. “But I touched you then! I mean I felt…” His eye widened even more. “It grew back!” He reached under the sheet and grabbed at something near his waist.

 

“Vegeta this is no time to talk dirty…” Bulma looked away from whatever he was doing under that sheet.

 

“No, you stupid woman! My tail! My tail grew back!” Vegeta excitedly pulled his hand back up form under the sheet with a brown furry appendage wriggling furiously in his grasp. “Oh happy days! My tail!” Vegeta joyously hugged his tail to his chest.

 

Oh happy days? What the hell is he on? Bulma thought to herself as the saiyan lovingly stroked his tail.

 

“I thought you’d never grow back after that nasty Yajirobe cut you off! But you came back didn’t you? Yes you did!” Vegeta spoke to his tail the same way men often talk to their…uh, dogs.

 

“Uh, Vegeta? You do know that it can’t hear you don’t you?” Bulma raised an eyebrow and looked at Vegeta as though he had grown another head instead of a tail

 

“Of course Little Vegeta can hear me.” The saiyan prince rolled his eyes and continued to stroke his tail happily.

 

“Little Vegeta? You named you tail Little Vegeta?” Bulma felt her lip curl. “That’s twisted!” She shrieked snidely. “I mean men on earth often name their…uh, dogs, but they don’t usually name it after themself.” The blue haired genius edged away from Vegeta, not wanting to get involved with his tail fetish.

 

“Well I did!” Vegeta smiled proudly at her. “You know Bulma, I’m feeling rather…happy about my tail growing back, we should celebrate.” He smirked suggestively.

 

“Celebrate?” Bulma narrowed her eyes but slowly began to smile as Vegeta climbed over her and pinned her to the bed, his newly grown tail lashing around behind him with excitement. “Oh…that kind of celebration.” Bulma murmured innocently.

 

“You up for it woman?” Vegeta nibbled on her ear lobe seductively.

 

“Well I guess, especially since you’re so obviously ‘up’ for it.” She wriggled against him sexily and felt him hardened against her leg where he pressed up to her.

 

“Luckily we’re still undressed. In this state I think your clothes would have gotten totalled again.” Vegeta laughed as Bulma tried to reach her head up to kiss him. “Now, now woman, be patient…”

 

“Screw being patient!” Bulma whispered and managed to capture his lips with hers.

 

Vegeta let go of her arms and sat up, pulling Bulma with him. He bit her neck again, marking her as his own as he pulled Bulma closer to him until she was straddling him then he thrust into her, his eyes sparkling with a demonic light. Bulma swore under her breath at the sheer size of him from this angle and hooked her arms around his back and widened her legs so she had a knee braced on either side of him against the bed, then she began to arch against him, loving the intermingled feeling of pleasure and pain as he moved in and out of her at an animal like pace.

 

Vegeta’s growls were ferocious sounding and his arms that had been bracing his body on the bed wrapped around Bulma and pulled her closer to him till he could sink his teeth into her neck again. Bulma felt her breath coming faster and she let out a cry as her body shuddered and arched against Vegeta’s one last time. Vegeta all but threw back his head and roared in pleasure as he orgasmed, his hands moving down to grip the bed sheets as he came into her.

 

Bulma bit her lip and slowly moved off him and fell back onto the bed sheet, her body drenched in sweat.

 

“Wow.” She whispered. “That was…”

 

“Fucking awesome.” Vegeta finished, he looked at her and grinned. “Not to become to the typical human male cliché and abandon you after sex but I’m starving, I’m going to go get something to eat…when I can walk again.”

 

“Yeah, I’m going to have a shower…when I can walk again, too.” Bulma let out a deep breath and smiled to herself, eventually Vegeta moved across the bed and kissed her again then he happily got dressed left the room, his tail curled contentedly around his waist.

 

 

 

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Vegeta poked around in the cupboards, occasionally pulling out strange foods, smelling them, then making a face and putting them back. His stomach growled again and Vegeta poked around in the cupboards with more vigour, a desperate look in his eyes. “Patience my pet.” He urged his stomach as he patted it reassuringly.

 

The food that he had found so far had been completely unsatisfactory.

 

It was all strange smelling.

 

“…Need food…so hungry…haven’t eaten in a while…” Vegeta mumbled under his breath as he continued to move jars around as he searched for something edible. “Hmm Koplik Mushrooms…sounds nice…” Vegeta pulled out the small container of blood red mushrooms and sniffed cautiously at them, they smelt like food so he took one out and popped it in his mouth, chewing carefully.

 

Almost immediately Vegeta’s pupils dilated, his tail fuzzed up and a spaced out look edged onto his face. “Mmm…yummy mushrooms.” Vegeta took a few more out and shoved them into his mouth, chewing greedily as the magic mushrooms took effect and Vegeta began a magical journey to Trip Out city…

 

 

 

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Bulma yawned as she undressed and hopped in the shower frowning as she heard Vegeta yell something about gazelles with baseball bats from the kitchen. She shrugged, it was probably just him being stupid again…before long he’d start babbling about Lucas.

 

Lucas.

 

Bulma frowned harder as she remembered what had happened inside the jail cell when some unseen force had pushed past her. Vegeta had claimed it was Lucas but maybe, just maybe it was something else…

 

“No stay away! These are my mushrooms!” Vegeta’s voice sounded close to the bathroom door, she heard a thump then Vegeta’s maniacal laugh. “Ha ha! Take that! That’ll teach you for trying to climb into my hair…Aaaargh! Aaaaaah! Rats! Rats all around me!” His voice trailed off.

 

Bulma shrieked as she heard a small crash that rocked the ship followed by Vegeta yelling something about a ‘President Regan’ and the ambassador from Tokyo being in cahoots. She carefully climbed out of the shower and pulled her clothes on, then opened the door to the main room a crack and peered out to see a dazed looking Vegeta clutching a jar of red mushrooms to his chest with one hand and waving one of the chairs from the kitchen at some unseen things which was near his feet.

 

“Stay back! Stay back!” Vegeta was threatening the invisible creatures by his feet.

 

“What the…?” Bulma bit her lip as Vegeta let out another shriek and fled across the room.

 

“I know what you want rats! You want to steal my body don’t you! You want to go joyriding in my sleek saiyan body while I get chained to the kitchen sink in one of your pink rat bodies! Well that isn’t going to happen; nobody takes Vegeta’s body but Vegeta!” Vegeta stomped at something on the ground and laughed crazily as he stomped at something else to his right.

 

Bulma closed the door and closed her eyes. What was wrong with him? He hadn’t been acting this crazy since the whole concussion incident - had he hit his head again or…wait! Those mushrooms! Her eyes snapped open, it was those mushrooms! It had to be! He’d been fine until he’d gone looking for food! She had to get them off him before he did something even stupider!

 

 

 

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