Chapter 19

DISCLAIMER: I don’t own DBZ…or any of the shows that I rip off!

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“Lucas!” Gasped Bulma.

“Lucas!” Gasped Vegeta.

“Hi.” Lucas waved at them. “Bet you thought I was gone for good, didn’t you? Bet you thought once I had melted away through the fabric of reality I’d never come back, didn’t you?” The elf sounded highly amused at their predicament.

“Well, yeah.” Bulma confessed as she grabbed her dress of the floor and pulled it back on. “I suppose you came back for a reason?”

“But of course! I came back for…revenge!” Lucas laughed crazily, his blonde hair shining perfectly.

Vegeta raised and an eyebrow, unimpressed. “And you’re going to get revenge by doing what exactly?”

Lucas paused in his laughter. “I…I…”

“You didn’t think this through did you?” Bulma asked as Lucas floundered.

“Yes!” Lucas defended himself, crossing his arms over his chest defiantly. “I am going to kill you by…by…dammit!” Lucas began to curse. “I’ll think of something you know! You can’t escape me forever! Just because I can’t touch Vegeta, doesn’t mean I can’t get revenge on you Bulma!” Lucas laughed again, this time triumphantly. “I shall kill you! I shall drag you down into a dreary grave, Bulma! Mwa ha ha ha ha!”

“And how, pray tell, do you intend on doing that?” Bulma asked as she sidled up to the computer again and placed her fingers over a small red button.

Vegeta saw where her fingers were and grabbed hold of the desk edge. Bulma nodded at him and, with her free hand, grabbed hold of the chair, which was bolted down.

Lucas, unaware of Vegeta grasping the table and Bulma grasping the chair didn’t seem to realise that something big was about to happen, so when Bulma pressed the red button and the air lock opened Lucas had only a second, which he spent squealing in fear, before he was sucked out into the cold blackness of space.

Bulma, hanging onto the chair for dear life, screamed despite herself as her grip loosened. “Vegeta! Get to the button…I’m slipping!” She yelled desperately. Vegeta nodded and managed to edge his way towards the button, grunting once when he almost lost his grip and was almost sucked out the air lock. Luckily he managed to get another grip and pressed the red button.

The air lock whirred close again and Bulma and Vegeta dropped to the floor as the suction stopped.

Bulma lay on her back, breathing hard. “Is he gone?” She asked.

Vegeta pulled himself up and made his way to a window, he peered outside and chuckled. “Oh yeah, he’s out there - and he’s not happy.”

“What’s that mean?” Bulma pulled herself up and tiredly made her way to the window, she gasped as she caught sight of Lucas, a mere black dot, being sucked into a nearby star.

“I guess he got a little too hot under the collar!” Vegeta joked lamely.

Bulma rolled her eyes. “I’m just glad it’s over, hopefully he won’t ever, ever come back to bother us again.” Bulma paused then raised her eyes heavenward as though imploring some unseen person who was plotting their destiny for mere entertainment purposes, then added another; “Ever again!”

Vegeta flung an arm around Bulma’s shoulders. “So…now that we’re alone again, think we could pick up where we left off?”

Bulma smirked at him. “I think that’s a definite possibility!”

Vegeta put his hands on Bulma’s waist and pulled her close to him. “This dress is far too…” Vegeta began to bunch the material in his hands then tore the dress in two. “…flimsy.” He smirked at Bulma’s outraged look. “I mean...look how easily it tore apart!”

Bulma licked her lips and placed her hands on Vegeta’s shoulders, no longer uneasy being scantily clad in Vegeta’s presence, and stood on tip toe to kiss him. “You’re so cute when you tell blatant lies!” Bulma hooked her arms around his neck and wrapped her legs around his waist as Vegeta picked her up and kissed her.

“You’re mine now little weakling.” He whispered against her mouth provocatively. “You’re my woman for ever and ever.”

“Good.” Bulma murmured as Vegeta hotly kissed her neck, his teeth nipping at her soft flesh. Vegeta carried her into the bedroom and dropped her on the bed, impatiently tearing off his blue suit and joining her on the bed with a small growl. He pulled her beneath him and stared possessively down at her, his tail swishing behind him in excitement. Bulma moaned loudly, his hand slipped down to her panties and began to rub her womanhood through the lacy material.

“Oh…’Geta!” She moaned, arching her back and panting slightly as Vegeta continued to drive her crazy.

“Don’t call me ‘Geta! Vegeta grumbled as he kissed her neck. “You know, woman. When I first saw you back on Namek I thought you were gorgeous, but looking at you now, trapped beneath me like this, you’re ten times more beautiful.” Vegeta kissed her again and pulled her panties off.

“I thought you were a raving psychotic when I first met you.” Bulma confessed. “Of course, now I think you’re the most gorgeous, sexiest raving psychotic I’ve ever seen - what I saw in Yamcha I’ll never know.” Bulma grinned happily as Vegeta snorted ad began to make love to her.

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Vegeta sat up with a start and quickly dressed in his blue training suit as the ship shuddered and the computers voice came on line.

“Warning, Warning, entering the atmosphere of a planetary body.”

Bulma scrambled to her feet and pulled some clothes on then scampered out main deck where Vegeta was already punching random buttons, a worried but oddly happy look on his face as he hit a few more buttons and chuckled despite the danger.

“Computer, can you identify the planet?” Bulma asked as she shooed Vegeta away from the buttons, aware now of his button-pushing fetish. She handed him his armour which he pulled on and clicked into place.

There was a pause before the computer responded.

“The planet has been identified as the planet Earth.”

Bulma and Vegeta exchanged looks of amazement. “Computer land at these co-ordinates.” Bulma punched in the co-ordinates of capsule corp. and turned to face Vegeta. “We’re home…”

“Yeah…home.” Vegeta smirked. “I can’t wait to see the expression on those guys face when they hear what we’ve been up to!”

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A/N – One more chapter to go…what will the Z gang say when they learn of B/V’s relationship? (Probably something mildly amusing…^_^)