Vegetales

*Vegeta and Piccolo are talking on the phone*

Vegeta: Piccolo, come over for dinner tonight. We can watch Crocodile Hunter on TV.

Piccolo: Crikey, that's my favourites show! I'll come right over!

--That Night--

Bulma: Okay, you two, eat your vegetables.

Piccolo: But I can only drink water!  Blargh! *Writhes on the floor in pain*

Vegeta: These are VEGETABLES?!?! I thought it was pepperoni slices mixed with mashed potatoes! Ugh!

Bulma: If you don't eat your greens, no training for a month!

Vegeta: Aww, but then I'll never surpass Kakarot!

Bulma: YOU HEARD ME!!!

Vegeta: Yes, ma'am...

*A tomato and cucumber jump on the table*

Bob: Hi, I'm Bob the tomato.

Larry: And I'm Larry the cucumber. Say there, green person, what'cha doin' with that fork?

Bob: Yeah, Mr. Big Hair, you sure look hungry.

*Bob and Larry are eaten up*

Piccolo & Vegeta: Yum!

*A van pulls up and 2 men step out*

Man 1: Hello, We're from Big Idea, the company that makes VeggieTales.

Man 2: Yes, and it seems you've eaten the stars of VeggieTales, Bob and Larry.

Man 1: Therefore you'll have to be the new hosts of the show.

Vegeta: SILENCE! What is this VeggieTales anyway?!?!

Man 2: It's a religious cartoon starring vegetables.

Man 1: VeggieTales teaches kids morals and lessons.

Piccolo: Religious show?!?! I don't even believe in Jebus!

Vegeta: Yes, why would we do that?

Man 2: You should have thought of that before you ate Bob and Larry.

*They push Vegeta and Piccolo into the van. The van starts to drive away*

Piccolo: Save me Jebuuuuussssssss!!!!!!

--At the studio--

Turnip Man: You're on in 5 minutes, guys!

Vegeta: Whatever... *sigh*

*The Themesong starts to play*

"If you like to use Bing Bang Attack,
If you wanna go SSJ
If you like being a stuck-up prince,
And yell at Goku every day...
Have we got a Saiyan for you!

Vegetales, Vegetales, Vegetales, VEGETALES!

First Videl, then there's Cell, bad guys smell,

VEGETALES!

Jeremy, and Brolli, even ChiChi,
VEGETALES!
Meet Nappa, beat Freeza, Kamehameha,
VEGETALES!
There's never ever ever ever been a show like VEGETALES!
There's never ever ever ever been a show like VEGETALES!
It's time for VEGETALES!!!!!!"

*Vegeta & Piccolo step onto the screen*

Vegeta: Hello, brats, I'm Vegeta the Saiyan.

Piccolo: And I'm Piccolo the Namekian.

Vegeta: Welcome to Vegetales.

Piccolo: This used to be Veggie-Tales, but there was an *ahem* accident in which those mouth-watering vegetables were involved so they won't be able to host it.

Vegeta: So now the program is Vegetales, a show all about me!

Piccolo: And guess what we've got in store!

Vegeta: The last thing we want to do is be locked up here and be tortured.

Piccolo: Therefore, we're making the best of this show we gotta be in.

Vegeta: And so for our first show, we're going to teach kids about how enjoyable being evil is!

Piccolo: Yeah, remember that letter we got from.... um...

Vegeta: Alfonzo.

Piccolo: Yeah, Alfonzo that lives, near...

Vegeta: Alaska.

Piccolo: Yeah, Alfonzo from Alaska. In the letter, he said he was tired of all of the other kids picking on him.

Vegeta: *vein pops up in his forehead* Well, Alfonzo, you must take our advice and DESTROY those brats!!!

Piccolo: Umm, sure, but anyway, here's a story for you.

Vegeta: RIP OUT THEIR VOCAL CHORDS AND-

Piccolo: Role film!!!

<Once there was a young boy named Maurice who had lots of toys>

Maurice: I've got a lot of toys.

<Maurice never wanted to share his toys with his friends>

Maurice: Those kids better lay off my toys...!

<But then one day, something happened while Mike was at Maurice's house>

Mom: Share your toys, Maurice!

<Maurice didn't want to share his toys. A thought occurred in his head>

Maurice: If Mike isn't around, I don't have to share my toys

<So Maurice looked wickedly at Mike, then went into the kitchen and got a knife>

Maurice: Now you'll never play with my toys!

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Vegeta: What happened to our story!?!? It was just getting to the good part!!!

Piccolo: Yeah, what happened?!?!

*Mr T walks in*

Mr T: You gotta be one helluva fool to think you can put dat stuff on children's shows!!!

Vegeta: So you're the one behind this!

Mr T: You da one showin dat evil stuff!

Vegeta: It's a good moral!

Mr T: I'll show you a moral wit' my fist! *Looks at audience and grins nervously* Heheh, how 'bout I just bring in a friend to tell a REAL story?

*Goku walks in*

Vegeta: KAKAROT!?!?

Piccolo: Goku?!?!

Goku: Yep, that's me!

Mr T: I'll leave you 3 to put on da show, and you'd be a helluva fool to try dat again!

*Mr T leaves*

Goku: Okay, kids, have I got a story for you!

Vegeta: Just get on with it, Kakarot...

Goku: Roll film!

<Once upon a time, there was a young carrot named Kakarot>

Kakarot: That's me!

<He always saved the world whenever there was trouble>

Bad guy: Kakarot is powerful, oh dear!

<But one time, there was a very mean person named Frieza the ice-cube>

Frieza: I will make this whole planet suffer!

<Frieza beat up all of Kakarot's friends>

Frieza: Boo!

Vegeta: Ow! I want my mommy!

<But then Kakarot came>

Kakarot: Frieza, that's mean!

Frieza: I'm sorry; I'll never do it again!

Kakarot: Lets all hold hands and do the Happy Dance!

____The End____

Vegeta: KAKAROT! THAT WAS AN INCREDIBLY MORONIC STORY!!!

Goku: Wasn't it great?

*Piccolo bows his head in shame*

Vegeta: I'll kill you, Kakarot!

Goku: Not if you can't catch me!

*Vegeta starts chasing Goku all over the studio*

Piccolo: *sweat drops* So remember kids... good fight, good night... Or whatever I say...

Vegeta: *veins popping up all over his head* GET OVER HERE, YOU THIRD CLASS SAIYAN!!!

THE END

________________No Vegetables Were Harmed In The Making Of This Story________________