Dig this kids, live rant time! This one is coming to all of you from the hallowed E hall, E1 to be particular, aka moron central. So right now it's time for more homynyms, wtf! I can almost understand going over there, their, and they're but our and are?!?!?!?! Really the whole class is beneath me (*cough*132IQ*cough*). Excuse me, the teacher is reciting a riveting edition of "over there". I appreciate what she's trying to do, but really how is this WW1 song gonna help us differentiate the 3 there's? (I don't know which one to use, so I just picked that one) WAIT!!! Now the teacher wants us to use all 5 words in one sentence. Silly silly teacher, don't you know these (alleged) "people" aren't that bright?
The girl behind me (the ultimate drama queen)just coughed on me, here's the convo:
Girl: "Oh sorry J***(explicit deleted for you Freek)(Freek's Note: Don't insult me, EB.) I'm gonna fumigate you."
Me: "Fumigate? Do you even know what that means?"
Girl:" Yeah, to like engolf yourself or something."
Me: "Close enough."
Now I know that's nowhere near the defintion of fumigate (which btw is to apply smoke, vapor, or gas to disenfect) but it's as close as she will ever EVER get while I'm thinking about it, I doubt she knows what engolf means.*sigh*
Where are the smart people? Where I ask. Just checked that girl's paper, you fans of mine are smart right? Email me the corrections of these 2 sentences she got wrong, and if you don't know, don't bother.
"There are many reasons to get a good education."
"We are having a test in spanish next week."
One (alleged) persons response was "change 'we are' to 'they're.'" *sigh*
Ok day 2 with the idiots, I couldn't pass this up, career planning. The insults and jokes practically write themselves. But kids, I don't know how much longer I can take this. IQ level dropping quickly sehr schnell convo with my teacher: (Freek's Note: Didn't know how to edit this.)
Teacher: "J*** where's your project?"
Me: "I don't have it."
Teacher: "Why?"
Me: "You didn't give me enough time to do it."
Now the question is this, should I feel guilty about leaving my good friend and partner to finish it for me? I don't, I just wanna know if I should.
"You can't relive your freshman year." Gee, I had no clue. (Freek's Note: Well, you could if you were one of EB's classmates.) Now I appriciate what she's trying to say, but who would want to? Poor Career outline lady, don't you know nobody is paying attention? Not even me, and I'm the good kid. She's trying to scare us into doing better. No, no, no, no, because the simple fact of the matter is most people don't care. Anyway, I'm out.
Peace, and stay cool
EB