-…(WTF?)” Me

-Is there any beginning to your knowledge” Ann off the Weakest Link

-“Band is sexless” Mrs. Smith

-“I wonder who I do I who I do Who’s in the orgy ball?” Whitney

-“One eyed, One horned, flying purple people eater” Mrs. Patterns Halloween tape.

-“Opps I cussed out my band” Me and Allie with way too much time on our hands

-“Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we”- Keychain

-“The finding of these balls gives me a feeing that resembles joy. Look at those beautiful ball, I must caress them.”- Frieza

-“(in taunting sing song voice) Joe’s got a purse, Joes got a purse”- Me

-“You’re gonna die in 2025!” Me to Whitney

-“Why must I be surrounded by frickin idiots” Dr. Evil

-“Fat Man dananananana Fat Man!” “Quick Fat Man! To the Fat Mobil!” “ Yes Pudgy Boy!” -Little Ryan and Big Ryan

-“Ryan, how accurate are your practice schedules.” “To the half an hour” “So on Saturday you practiced 45 minutes give or take 30 minutes” “Yeah”- Ryan and Mr Brenan.

-“You lost, you have to do a sex noise” *dros pop under bed*“I can’t find it!” “That counts a sex noise” –Me and Allie

-“The White Man Dance!”- Clinton Ayers

-“We could be killed! Or worse…expelled”- Hermoine Granger

-“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy ever minute of it” Bumper Sticker

-“I don’t like but’s” “I do”- Mr. Brenan and Ryan.

-“Fall! Fall! Fall!” Me to Joe

-“I got it! They use dried out coconuts to get to Hawaii!” Joe…

-“Grapefruit Diet…Diet!...Throw out the Pizza and beer!” Weird Al Yankovich

-“Mighty Mask has been disqualified because he was 2 people” Announcer at World Tournament

-“Yes. Why? Because Allie said so” Seth

-“It’s funny when she can’t do it once, it’s hysterical when she can’t do it twice” Me about Allison not being able to open her pop

-“Tomorrow I declare it Paulette day” Mrs. Smith

-“What goes with Chicken?” *Cricket Cricket* “Milk! Milk!” Ryan and Clint

-“If the world comes to an end we wont know for 8 minutes”- Me

-“Allie had a duck that drowned”- Me

-“What is the Latin word for Andalite?”- Tobias

-“We have to get this out by this date, you have to have it to me this much earlier. And if you don’t the world ends” The editor-in-chief of Star Wars Insider

-“No Sam! I must go alone!” “I know, but I’m coming with you!” Sam and Frodo off Lord of the Rings

-“Susan I think you would lose your head if Allie didn’t keep it screwed on for you” Tiffany, truer words were never spoken ^.^

-“You knew you was wrong” Whitney Harvey

-“Stop that Twinkie(school bus)!!!” Anthony Banks, the village idiot

-“Me and Whitney were fighting over Chi-Chi” Me

-“Alright! Harry Potter Uno!” some guy from All district

-“Cheap Ass Bread 101” Me about the school food

-“Amber, what is the abbreviation for South Carolina” “S...K?”- Mrs. Dunn and Amber

-“Sand! It’s everywhere get used to it” Aladdin

-"Atleast I’m not a blonde with an afro and no common sense”- Clinton to Weslee

-"I don’t want to get rid of Yoshi, but I have to get rid of Yoshi, but I don’t want to...Shit...Bye Bye Yoshi!"- Me playing Super Mario

-“A spoon full of CANDYBARS!!! Makes the medicine go down!” Ryan and Clint

-“Kick the Puppy!” An answer on a quiz Allie and I took

-“Sweet Jesus on a pogo stick”-Black Mage

-“Saddam is either alive or running like hell”-Lutenet Franks

-“Hide the Beer, Jesus is coming!” T-shirt

-*Jesus and Chris are trying to skate* “But Jesus! You walked on water.” “But then I didn’t have GOD DAMN WHEELS ON MY FEET!!!!”- Chris B. and Andrew (Jesus)

-“I don’t care if it rains of freezes, as long as I’ve got my plastic Jesus.”- Whitney

-“I don’t mind if it’s dark or scary, as long as I’ve got the Virgin Mary! She don’t slip and she don’t slide! Because her ass is magnetized!”- Whitney

-“Whitney and Chocolate. Don’t do it!” Jamie & Jesus

-“I’m not a crack whore! I’m a taco-slut!” Matthew Chandler

-“She wants to know where a man’s nipple is, Dustin!” *pulls up shirt* “There is it!”- Jamie and Dustin Bofo

-“You should not eat Bookmarks, although they taste quite good” Aximili- Estagrough-Istrill (Ax)

-“I'M SO SORRY!!!” Demonic Teddy Bear off Tenchi

-“Isn’t that a little of the pot calling the kettle calling Brock!!” Reba

-“I didn’t bring you into this world but by god I can take you out of it!” Can’t remember.

-"Price is what you pay. Value is what you get." Warren Buffet

-"You aren't famous till my mother has heard of you." Jay Leno

-"Listen up princess, you leave Tenchi to me. He's too much to handle for a little girl like you." Ryoko

-“Duct tape is like the force: it's got a dark side, a light side, and binds the galaxy together.” Coolsig

-“According to doomsayers, the alignment will cause earthquakes, floods, and maybe even split our planet in two like a meat cleaver through a head of lettuce! In all fairness that sounds like an event to note on your calendar.” NASA

-“Wedge: Second rule of defense is to shoot first and ask questions later. Leia: What's the first rule? Wedge: Be somewhere else when the shooting starts.” Shadows of the Empire

-“What happened...is a complete secret, so, naturally, the whole school knows.” Albus Dumbledore

-“A new Christmas season is upon us and a new hot toy must come to light. From the darkness of hell rises Furby, the animatronic bastard son of Gizmo and one of those chickens from the Muppets. This hell spawn is pure evil - imagine, a fluffy robot that knows light from dark, upside-down from right-side up, petting on the front from petting on the back... It's every parents worst nightmare, and to make things worse, it talks.” Newgrounds.com

-“After being around allie for so long your self-confidence starts to fade. ” Nikki

-“It's a drunk dude who thinks he's a gay girl!” Allie

-“Piccolo! You big jerk! I take back all the nice things I said about you!” Gohan to the green guy

-“Note to self: the tail grows back.” Piccolo about Gohan

-“Kakarrott, did you come all this way just to be killed by me?” Vegeta

-[Vegeta] "The son of Kakarrot. Well, I should've know it was you. We meet again. I just met your friends here and I had a feeling you wouldn't be too far behind."
[Gohan] (gasp) "Another Dragonball?! Where'd you get THAT from?!"
[Vegeta] "It was a gift from that bald-headed friend of yours and that gorgeous girl he was with."
[Gohan] "What'd you do? Did you hurt them?! You animal!
[Vegeta] "Actually, I didn't even touch them. But if you want, I can be talked into going back."

-“It takes some balls to come down to Earth, half dead, in a tin suit . . . just to be killed.” Mirai Trunks to Metal Freeza

-“[Goku] "What's wrong with you anyway? Every time you smell danger, you go running away."[Oolong] "What's wrong with YOU?! You smell danger and GO AFTER IT!"

-“I am the strongest coffee candy in the world!” Vegetto

-“Excuse me, has anyone seen my arm? You can't miss it. It's GREEN.” Radditzu mocking Piccolo

-“What's wrong with you?! Don't come any closer with that ugly face of yours, Vegeta! Trunks is crying again!" Bulma

-[Gohan] "I'm ready, P-piccolo-san. W-what do I do first for the training?"
[Piccolo] "You just live. You don't have to do anything now but live, Gohan."
[Gohan] "J-just live?!"
[Piccolo] "That's right. Just survive out there, alone."
[Gohan] "A-alone?! B-but I can't do that! I-I'll die of loneliness!"
[Piccolo] "You aren't alone. There are plenty of blood-sucking wild animals out there."

-“I hate you Earthlings! As soon as you see someone different, you say, 'look, it's an alien here to destroy the human race and sell the planet for . . .' Oh. I see your point.” Vegeta

-"Why doesn't anything NICE ever follow you?!" "It's a real drag, isn't it?" Meryl and Vash

-“That's cute! Vash is being put in strangleholds by the kids again!” Milly, with a bright and happy smile on her face

-“And to think I could kill every man, woman, and child here if I wanted to. The power of death is intoxicating.” Legato talking to Vash.

-“Everyone who has become involved with him, has somehow gained an emotion they had once lost.” See? Even Meryl knows Vash is a special huggle-toy.

-“If I was so inclined, I could have killed you three times.” Dominique. How wicked is that?

-“Well, if I was so inclined, during this conversation... I could have groped you five times!” Vash. ^o^

-“My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!” Vash of course, trying to scare the people out of town.

-“Normally when you buy an old, used bike, you're supposed to repair it before riding it!”
“Are you dissing my beautiful shiny Angelina II?!?”
“I'm dissing YOU, not your stupid broken bike!” Vash and Wolfwood, how we love thee

-“Doesn't anyone trust the word of a priest anymore?!” Wolfwood, and nope, especially Catholic ones.

-“Life is like an incessant series of problems, all difficult, with brutal choices, and a time limit. The worst thing you can do is to make no choice, waiting for the ideal conclusion to present itself.” Chapel the Evergreen

-“I don’t’ see how you get away with taunting Whitney. I always get a bruise or two. It’s like Neener Neener Whitney….Boom!!” Jesus

-"How I do my job, Wolverine, is my business, as long as that job is properly done. If I choose to do it with a little style, a lot of fun, where’s the harm?" Nightcrawler

-"If I had a normal life I'd quite cheerfully go mad and fall over right now" Nightcrawler

-"I'm rich... And powerful... And in love.....And I will destroy you..!" Red King

-"Love makes you want to stab people? That isn't love. That's brain damage." Nightcrawler

-"It's not 'Animal', miss, it's 'Beast'...'Animal' is a muppet." Beast to Cecilia

-"All I am is a man trying to live his life the best he knows how and be true to what he was taught." Nightcrawler

- "Things change. People change. You. Me. Every one of us... every day of our lives. The day ya stop changin'... is the day ya die. But you don't need me to tell you that, Chuck. That's the whole reason you opened up the doors of your home to us. It's why you took a handful of mutants and dedicated your life to training us... to turning us into the X-Men." Wolverine

-Blossom “You brought home a whale?”
Bubbles “It’s a baby whale”
Buttercup “The proffesor is going to have a cow!”
Bubbles “It’s A Baby Whale!!!”
-Bender “You know, I was god once.”
God “I know. I saw you. You did a wonderful job, until they all died” - Futrama

[Piccolo] “Gohan! Your fat.....” Legacy of Goku (GBA)

[Princess Snake] “Goku, will you please dance with me”
[Goku] “Oh I don’t think I am that great of a dancer”
[Princess Snake] “Well then I will just have to eat you” Legacy of Goku (GBA)

"Fighting is bad. Fighting is not the answer. There is a cheeseburger on the floor" Chanda

"Do you think it wise to swap blades with a pirate?" Jack Sparrow

"But why is Rum gone?" Jack Sparrow

"Talk louder! I cant see!" Caitlin

"They had mirrors back then?" Marlee

"You poop face! Go take a shower!" Ana

"Eve was framed!" Tenille

"But it" Devon Holmes

"I mean Jesus was so hot" Devon on "The Passion of Christ"

"Dude! Seriously! I bet Satan's hot!" Joanie Cake

"Guess what Joe. I asid a prayer to Satan for you. He promised to sodoize you in your sleep." Joanie Cake

"It's all good when you got a twinkie!" Shane

"Cow Browner!-Mooooooooo!" Chanda

"Rawr!" Chanda

"<_<.....>_> Oh Boy" Vanessa

"Mr. Bear Bear was moist" Chanda

"I love Jesus" June

"LIfe's a bitch then you die" Chelsey

"Look beyond what you see.....for the truth is there for those who seek it" Jamie

"Would you take a bullet for me?" "No, in fact I would probably be the one shooting it" Random tv show X.X

"IF YOU WANT TO PISS AND MOAN TO SOMEONE WHY DONT YOU GO AND DO IT TO SAIT PETER OR YOUR MOM IN HEAVEN BECAUSE THATS WHERE I AM ABOUT TO SEND YOU!""B-But my mom's still alive!" "WELL I CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT TOO, WISE GUY!" Dee from Fake

"I'll like my spanish teacer the day it rains icecream in hell!" Shane

"Swim back across the border Miss Rodriquez" Jonathon

"The only reason I am going to Flordia is to play X-Box, so unless Mickey is playing Halo I dont give a fuck" Red

*Whitney reaches for Hans manboobies* "Oh no! Not after yesterday! Remember Charles man boobies are soooooooo much better!" Han

"Awwwwwww Stitch looks like a thug with his Hello Kitty boggin" Me

"There she blows!" Red

(Spanish Class) "Read llamamos Brian" "huh....Ja mamas!!" Brian

"If caring about others more than myself makes me immature that hand over the passifier!" Anonymous

"Hell, everyone in America has same sex marriages. Day after day its the same sex...." Bill Marny

"Cowards die many times before their deaths" Julius Ceaser

"First he got kicked out of his house, then suspended, now his dad is going to call the law on him! And what was he doing last night? Downloading hentai until 5 in the morning -.-" Ramblings in my diary about Chuck.

"I can imagine one day my kid coming home and saying 'Mommy! I learned about the dumbest president ever today! George W. Bush!'" Person on gaia.

"No! Lets put the hamster in the circle-ball thingy! Cause then it cant go into the corners.....cause its a circle!"-Allie "Perfection knows no Gender" A poster in the 8th grade hallway. "Mud is your friend" Mrs. Smith "With all these teriorists you think one of them would blow up Bush!!" Me of course ^.^ "Oh look......your books fell over" Me again. "Even Einstein asked questions" Mrs. Weaver's poster "Gravvit cannot be held responsable for people falling in love" Albert Einstein "Damn you Micheal" Like...everyone who has ever made contact with Micheal has thought/said this at one point in time. "We are out there" Alien poster "Smile, say cheese!" Two miutes later "PLEASE Dont cry anymore!!" Allie's littl bro's first photo session "I got it! They used dried coconuts to get to hawaii!" Joe Smith "Llok at George" "He's a rock" "Hes a cool percusionist rock" "Oh I see" Allie and Alex Johns "ARRON! Why did you throw George!!" Allie *wraps a 10-foot long Boa Constrictor around her shoulders* "Fluffy can wrap around us while we make love" "No he cant, because Ill kill him, ~Okay~?" From a Bill Engvel CD "Would you drive faster if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?" Bumper Sticker "Im your godfather" "I dont have a godfather" "Yes you do, I would know" Harry Potter and Siruis Black "And here we see the vicious predators devouring their prey" *zooms in on Susan* "How is it?" .................. "Hello you bunch of Fuckers! Lets put this shit down barney Style!"....Random Barney Song. "Friends dont let friends drive when they have PMS" Me-a "Ghetto Rehab Center" Mommy Dearest "T.V. up close and personal" Tiffany Grubbs, after regaining concious from a tv falling on her head