Bill: Chord maker script.
"A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once
gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth
orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the
center of a vast collection of stars called our galazy. At the end
of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and
said: "What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat
plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise." The scientist gave
a superior smile before replying, "What is the tortoise standing on?"
"You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady.
"But it's turtles all the way down." "
- From: "A Brief History of Time" - Stephen W. Hawking.