Mad King George  or Documenting the Insanity of the 43rd US President

Linguistisch-semantische Renaissance des Absurden Theaters - die schoensten Bush-Zitate... (fuer alle der englischen Sprache in praesidialem Masse Faehigen:  Sorry - bis jetzt hatte ich weder Zeit noch Mangomus, um eine germanische Dokumentation der Bushschen Schlacht gegen Syntax und Grammatik zu kreiren - bis es soweit ist:  Lehnt euch entspannt zurueck und traeumt suess von zukuenftigen Aemtern...)

"More and more imports are coming from abroad." "You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." "Family is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dreams." "They misunderestimated me." "Will the highways on the internet become more few?" " I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"I'm going to require numerous IRA agents." "Keep good relations with the Grecians." "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." "I was raised in the West.  In the West of Texas.  It's pretty close to California.  In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California." "Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is until we get an objective analysis." "This is still a dangerous world.  It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." "I hope we get to the bottom of the answer.  That's what I'm interested to know." "I have a different vision of leadership.  A leadership is someone who can bring people together." "I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legilative branch.  And the difference is:  They pass the laws, and I execute them."

In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: "Come the Millenium, month 12, In the home of greatest power, The village idiot will come forth To be acclaimed the leader."

...and remember: Friends don't let friends vote Republican!