Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z or its characters.

Note: This would be the results if you and your friend were really hyper and were talking to each other on-line. It's been edited here and there so you won't get too confused... Oh, and if you're really prejudiced against homosexuals, it is suggested that you not read.

Jump, Shake Your Booty!

VeggiesChick: Did you watch DBZ?

KittieGoddess: Nah

KittieGoddess: I missed 2 episodes O.o;;;

VeggiesChick: you missed Goku pigging out -_-;

KittieGoddess: -Falling behind

VeggiesChick: It was pretty funny though

KittieGoddess: Ahh oh well

VeggiesChick: Gohan was staring at him, like "O.o"

KittieGoddess: Lol

KittieGoddess: Gohan's a little sissy la la

VeggiesChick: And before they went into the time chamber,

KittieGoddess: Yeah

VeggiesChick: Goku came back, threw an apple into the air, and swallowed it WHOLE

KittieGoddess: KEWL O_O

VeggiesChick: Then he wooshed back off the screen

VeggiesChick: Then he choked and died

VeggiesChick: j/k

KittieGoddess: O.O

KittieGoddess: KEWL!!!!

VeggiesChick: lol

KittieGoddess: Hmmm

KittieGoddess: Napkins

KittieGoddess: :D

VeggiesChick: Vegeta's all like, "I can beat Cell all by myself... yadda yadda blah blah"

VeggiesChick: forget the napkins!

KittieGoddess: Nah, the napkins kick major ass dude

VeggiesChick: You missed 16 playing with another Birdie! And 18 scared it away... ;.;

KittieGoddess: Vegeta's always like that ~.~

VeggiesChick: i know

KittieGoddess: Oh, well

KittieGoddess: So, nuffin REALLY happened?

VeggiesChick: I was like, Damn it veggie, just shut up!

VeggiesChick: um..

VeggiesChick: Cell blew up a couple of islands to bring 18 and 16 out of hiding

VeggiesChick: so those people died

VeggiesChick: and...

KittieGoddess: o_o

KittieGoddess: Who died?

VeggiesChick: the people on the islands that were living there

KittieGoddess: Nevermind

KittieGoddess: Yeah

KittieGoddess: Kewl

VeggiesChick: Veggie and Trunks came out, and there was the whole scene with Bulma pulling Trunks's hair

VeggiesChick: It was pretty close to the original, from what I can tell

KittieGoddess: Oh MAAAAN

KittieGoddess: I missed it!

KittieGoddess: e.e

KittieGoddess: So, his hair's all long now?

VeggiesChick: Veggie said that pure Saiyajins hair doesn't grow from the day their born...

KittieGoddess: Fun fun

KittieGoddess: Oh, wow..O.o;;

VeggiesChick: and Goku's all like "Really?"

VeggiesChick: and Bulma says "I guess that's why you never needed a hair cut"..

KittieGoddess: e.e;;

VeggiesChick: and then Goku says something about SPLIT ENDS

VeggiesChick: and Bulma tells him to try shampoo

KittieGoddess: o_o

VeggiesChick: and Vegeta tells them to shut up cause he doesn't care about Kakarot's hair problems

KittieGoddess: Eh...

VeggiesChick: i was like "oh, God..." e.e;;

KittieGoddess: They....talked about...........hair....wow....how...........interesting. O.o...

VeggiesChick: OH! And Bulma brought everyone spiffy Saiyajin armor to wear

KittieGoddess: ........

VeggiesChick: But Piccolo and Tien wouldn't wear it because it's Saiyajin armor and it would offend them to wear it

KittieGoddess: .....Wow...

KittieGoddess: LOL

KittieGoddess: Now THAT'S funny!

KittieGoddess: :D!!!

VeggiesChick: um... what?

VeggiesChick: you know what?

VeggiesChick: It was really weird....

KittieGoddess: What?

KittieGoddess: O.o??

VeggiesChick: but through the whole episode..

KittieGoddess: Yeah?

VeggiesChick: I kept getting this feeling...

KittieGoddess: o_o

KittieGoddess: That?!

VeggiesChick: that Vegeta and Goku...

KittieGoddess: O_O

VeggiesChick: were flirting with each other

KittieGoddess: O.O!!!!

KittieGoddess: YEAH!!!!

KittieGoddess: ALRIGHT!!

VeggiesChick: Just these weird looks...

KittieGoddess: I KNEW there's was *SOMETHING* going on between someone in that group!

KittieGoddess: I knew it!

KittieGoddess: Yattta!

KittieGoddess: ::Does the dance of joy::

KittieGoddess: :Floods the IM::

VeggiesChick: what group and which someone?

KittieGoddess: In DBZ...the group of guys...

KittieGoddess: Like...Goku, Trunks, Veggie, Tien...

KittieGoddess: Blah blah blah

VeggiesChick: wait a minute...

KittieGoddess: What?

VeggiesChick: That means that Goku is cheating on Trunks with Vegeta!!!

KittieGoddess: O_O

VeggiesChick: It's a soap opera!

KittieGoddess: Oh, maaaan

VeggiesChick: Goku, you trick!!!

KittieGoddess: Yeah!

KittieGoddess: Maaan oh maaaan

KittieGoddess: Trunks should kick his ass!

KittieGoddess: o_o

VeggiesChick: bitchslap him!

KittieGoddess: Yeah!

VeggiesChick: you wanna know something a little odd?

KittieGoddess: Sure sure

VeggiesChick: there was this guy in the show

KittieGoddess: yeah

VeggiesChick: with all the people looking up at Cell

KittieGoddess: Right

VeggiesChick: and his shirt said "Super Saiyan"

KittieGoddess: O_O;;

VeggiesChick: O.o?

KittieGoddess: LOL

KittieGoddess: Ahhh hahahahahhaa

KittieGoddess: That kewl

KittieGoddess: that's*

KittieGoddess: -Can't type today

KittieGoddess: -Eating

KittieGoddess: XD

KittieGoddess: gfmdjag

KittieGoddess: hmmmmmm

VeggiesChick: me too, but i put my food down when i type

KittieGoddess: You know what...

VeggiesChick: what?

KittieGoddess: Ubuu is just....ooogly

KittieGoddess: o_o

VeggiesChick: lol

VeggiesChick: He's kinda cute, it think

KittieGoddess: He's one ooogly bitch

VeggiesChick: NOT as cute as Veggie, of course

KittieGoddess: Ewwwy...I'm sorry but Ubuu is...blah

KittieGoddess: I think him and Pan are PERFECT for eachother

KittieGoddess: ::Takes out a little piccy of Goten and huggles it::

KittieGoddess: ^_^

VeggiesChick: do you have something against ubuu other that the fact that he's "ooogly?'

KittieGoddess: ::Puts the piccy away::

KittieGoddess: Yes...

VeggiesChick: ::takes out a piccy of Veggie and kisses it::

VeggiesChick: ::puts it away::

KittieGoddess: Um....

VeggiesChick: lol

KittieGoddess: Ubuu...thinks he can save the day and he just...can't

KittieGoddess: He thinks he's Goku, cuz Goku trained him.

KittieGoddess: He's a little asshole.

VeggiesChick: aw.... how... wait a minute!!!!!

KittieGoddess: -Hates Ubuu

KittieGoddess: Hm?

VeggiesChick: Goku is cheating on Trunks with Vegeta and Goku is cheating on Vegeta with Ubuu!

VeggiesChick: Goku, that bitch!

KittieGoddess: O_O

KittieGoddess: You're right!

KittieGoddess: *Gasp*

KittieGoddess: Buu and Mr. Satan are with each other as you probably know.

KittieGoddess: And Zarbon with Freeza

KittieGoddess: And...

VeggiesChick: and...

KittieGoddess: Um...

VeggiesChick: I KNOW!!!

KittieGoddess: What!?

KittieGoddess: O.O

VeggiesChick: Dodoria and Kui =P

KittieGoddess: Yeah!!!

KittieGoddess: >:D

KittieGoddess: Paresu has a thing for Mr. Satan but Mr. Satan loves Buu

KittieGoddess: So there's that triangle

KittieGoddess: Goten of course likes Paresu but Paresu's all dumb and doesn't like him all that much (cover-up).

KittieGoddess: u.u

KittieGoddess: There's my analyzation (sp?).

KittieGoddess: Hmm...

KittieGoddess: ::Thinks::

VeggiesChick: You know, the real reason Veggie probably said he'd take care of Cell himself was so Goku wouldn't fight and get hurt!

KittieGoddess: Yeah!

KittieGoddess: True!

VeggiesChick: aw.... that's so sweet!

KittieGoddess: Maaan, poor Bulma..

KittieGoddess: Yeah...

VeggiesChick: and yes, that's spelled right

KittieGoddess: Kays

VeggiesChick: poor bulmies... and chi-chi even more

KittieGoddess: Yeah...

KittieGoddess: Gosh...

KittieGoddess: o_o

KittieGoddess: Chichi and Yamcha...

KittieGoddess: ::Nod nod::

VeggiesChick: huh??

KittieGoddess: Um...Yamcha likes Bulma still but Bulma hates him..

VeggiesChick: Piccolo and Bulma?? XD

KittieGoddess: Oh, maaan

KittieGoddess: o.o;;

KittieGoddess: Piccolo is with....I dunno o.o;;

KittieGoddess: It used to be Kami and Popo...

KittieGoddess: But uh...

KittieGoddess: I guess it would be Popo and Dende

KittieGoddess: XD

VeggiesChick: lol

KittieGoddess: Hey hey hey

VeggiesChick: it can't be Tien and Bulma

KittieGoddess: Oh, hell no

KittieGoddess: Tien and the doll guy

VeggiesChick: cause he's with Kushami and Chaozu

KittieGoddess: Yeah

KittieGoddess: That's a triangle too!

KittieGoddess: Alright!

VeggiesChick: Master Roshi???? ::vomits::

KittieGoddess: Um...Bulma...and...

KittieGoddess: Oh, goddess

KittieGoddess: Oolong and...Puar O.o;;

VeggiesChick: think think think think think...

VeggiesChick: indeed

KittieGoddess: Master Roshi is with the turtle

VeggiesChick: XD

KittieGoddess: :D

KittieGoddess: Heh

VeggiesChick: you gotta write this down too

KittieGoddess: I know right XD

VeggiesChick: hmmm....

KittieGoddess: Bulma...and...?!?!

KittieGoddess: Uh...uh...

VeggiesChick: well, i guess ubuu would end up pan eventually...

KittieGoddess: Yeah...true true

VeggiesChick: wait... nevermind

KittieGoddess: No? o.o;

VeggiesChick: i was about to say something icky by mistake

KittieGoddess: What what?

VeggiesChick: i was gonna say, that Goku might wind up with Veggie instead of Trunks so that Bulma could have him, but even though he's from the future she's still his MOM! =P

VeggiesChick: so, no!

KittieGoddess: Yeah...ewwwy

VeggiesChick: um...

VeggiesChick: Pilaf? XD

KittieGoddess: This is soo funny XD!!

KittieGoddess: LOL

KittieGoddess: Pilaf!!!

KittieGoddess: Ahhh hahhahhahah!

VeggiesChick: i have to copy this... i think i'll post it on my site!

KittieGoddess: LOL!! Yay!

KittieGoddess: Hmmm

VeggiesChick: okay... now who could Bulma have...

KittieGoddess: Oh, oh oh! Mrs. Briefs obsesses over Trunks and Veggit don't forget! And Dr. Briefs is with...the cat o_o;

VeggiesChick: UM... THE OX KING???

KittieGoddess: Veggie*

KittieGoddess: OX King!

VeggiesChick: yes...

KittieGoddess: Ahhhh

KittieGoddess: Eeeeep

VeggiesChick: lol

KittieGoddess: Uh...

KittieGoddess: o.o;;;

VeggiesChick: I KNOW!!!!!

VeggiesChick: =D

KittieGoddess: -Likes that little cat ;-;

KittieGoddess: o.o?

VeggiesChick: How about #17?

KittieGoddess: Oh, good one

KittieGoddess: He's a hottie too

VeggiesChick: ^-^

VeggiesChick: I can't believe I didn't think of him before...

KittieGoddess: Yeah...I wasn't even thinking of Krillin and 18 and Marron

KittieGoddess: Daaamn

KittieGoddess: Now I gotta figure that one out..

VeggiesChick: Well, they can stay together...

KittieGoddess: Yeah, they're a *happy* family

VeggiesChick: we don't have to draw them into our pit of wrathful insanity

VeggiesChick: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...

KittieGoddess: Lol, yeah, 18 and Krillin is just too cute

KittieGoddess: o_o;;

VeggiesChick: Kawaii!

KittieGoddess: Please no.

VeggiesChick: lol

KittieGoddess: I like to OAT OAT OAT OPPLES AND BANANOS

KittieGoddess: XD!

VeggiesChick: STOP IT!!!! ::covers ears::

KittieGoddess: Heh >:)

VeggiesChick: You've been singing that for the last three days!!! @.@

KittieGoddess: I know...^^;;

KittieGoddess: -Likes that song

KittieGoddess: :D

VeggiesChick: e.e

KittieGoddess: I like that other song too....um...what is it...

KittieGoddess: Argh...um...

KittieGoddess: o_o! What the hell have I been singing...I sing to everyone everyday..

KittieGoddess: I forget what I always sing

KittieGoddess: Ahhhh!

KittieGoddess: Nuuuuu!

KittieGoddess: x.x!

VeggiesChick: you are the wind beneath my wings?

KittieGoddess: YEAH!

KittieGoddess: >:D

KittieGoddess: Whooooo!

VeggiesChick: ;.; i hit cancel and lost everything we just wrote!!!!!

VeggiesChick: send it to me!!!!

KittieGoddess: Well, I have it all

KittieGoddess: I will

VeggiesChick: ^_^ thankies

KittieGoddess: Napkins! :D

KittieGoddess: Oh, boy do I love these napkins

VeggiesChick: Quit it with the damned napkins! I KNOW you have DBZ napkins!!!

KittieGoddess: I wanted to get the party hats...but NOOOOO

KittieGoddess: They're awesome!!

VeggiesChick: And when the hell am I coming over your house to see them and your DBZish room?????

KittieGoddess: Heh, whenever

VeggiesChick: WHEN???

KittieGoddess: It doesn't matter!

KittieGoddess: o.o;

KittieGoddess: Uh...

KittieGoddess: When we have the game or whatever

KittieGoddess: The...um...parade thingy

VeggiesChick: saturday???

KittieGoddess: Yeah

KittieGoddess: :D

VeggiesChick: KIM. PAY CLOSE ATTENTION.

KittieGoddess: o.o;

KittieGoddess: O...kies..

KittieGoddess: ::Scared::

VeggiesChick: WE ARE MARCHING IN THE PARADE. WE GO TO THE SCHOOL. WE DO NOT LEAVE THE SCHOOL UNTIL THE GAME IS OVER AND I DON'T THINK IT STARTS UNTIL DINNER TIME.

KittieGoddess: o.o...

VeggiesChick: so i dont' know if i can come over then

KittieGoddess: ..eeep...

VeggiesChick: o.o

KittieGoddess: sorry...

VeggiesChick: ^_^; gomen

KittieGoddess: ;-;

KittieGoddess: Uwahhhhh

VeggiesChick: well, maybe i can come over... actually, i think it starts at 3

KittieGoddess: Oh, yeah ^_^

KittieGoddess: ::Saves a napkin for Pam:: XD

VeggiesChick: lol

KittieGoddess: I want the party hats...

KittieGoddess: They were sooo kewl

KittieGoddess: But you know me..I had to get the stickers and the cards and the napkins

VeggiesChick: well, you can go back another day and get them

KittieGoddess: True true!

KittieGoddess: :D!

KittieGoddess: ;)

VeggiesChick: lol

KittieGoddess: I'd wear them like everyday

VeggiesChick: XD

KittieGoddess: Heh

VeggiesChick: ::everybody sees Kim at school wearing a party hat:: O.o????

KittieGoddess: I'd come to school in the morning and the teacher would be like "O.o...uh...put your...party hat away please..."

VeggiesChick: XD

KittieGoddess: >:D

KittieGoddess: Hehehehe

VeggiesChick: yeah, and you'd be like:

KittieGoddess: You know I'd do that too

VeggiesChick: you dare order me around? I'm a Saiyajin princess, you insolent fool!!!

VeggiesChick: BIG BANG ATTACK!

KittieGoddess: Bwahahahhaha!

KittieGoddess: I know!

VeggiesChick: Teacher: O.o??

KittieGoddess: Hahahahhaa!

KittieGoddess: LoL

VeggiesChick: Teacher: ^_^;;; Um... why don't you see the nurse, hon'?

KittieGoddess: Oh, maaan Lol!

VeggiesChick: hmmm... i wonder if my brother will buy that Trunks special movie...

KittieGoddess: o.o;;;;; Your brother scares me

KittieGoddess: Brb, I'm gonna switch sns

VeggiesChick: Me too...

VeggiesChick: WAIT!!!!

VeggiesChick: Copy this IM first and send it to me!

KittieGoddess: I know, I'm copying the thing

VeggiesChick: ^_^;;

KittieGoddess: Hold on, and be quiet or else I can't highlight it

KittieGoddess: So.....SHHHHH

VeggiesChick: lol

VeggiesChick: ^_^;; ooops

KittieGoddess: Shush!

KittieGoddess: 1...

KittieGoddess: 2.....

KittieGoddess: 3...!

KittieGoddess: SHHH

Buriifu Bura: My mom is coming to visit soon! :D

VeggiesChick: Kewl!

VeggiesChick: Since your mom likes Vegeta she's the bestest mom in the world! lol

Buriifu Bura: She says he's the only cute guy on the show. e.e

VeggiesChick: HE IS!!!

Buriifu Bura: e.e

VeggiesChick: well, except for Goten... i guess... lol

Buriifu Bura: ::gets out a spork:: >:D

VeggiesChick: o.o

Buriifu Bura: heh heh

VeggiesChick: Uh oh...

Buriifu Bura: Die! ::runs after her with the spork::

VeggiesChick: O.O eep! ::runs away::

Buriifu Bura: Mwahahahaha!

VeggiesChick: Heeeeeelp me!!!

VeggiesChick: Help me, Vegeta!

Buriifu Bura: ::is getting tired::

::Vegeta appears out of nowhere::

Vegeta: O.o Who the hell are you two?

Buriifu Bura: ::stops chasing and sits down:: Pant pant...

VeggiesChick: Um... I wanted you to stop her from chasing me with the spork...

VeggiesChick: But... never mind! ^_^;

Buriifu Bura: XD

Vegeta: Riiiiiiiight...

Buriifu Bura: >:D You know Vegeta, Goten and Bura...

VeggiesChick: Kim, Don't!

Vegeta: What? What about Bra and that brat?

Buriifu Bura: You know, they're so cute together!

VeggiesChick: Oh, no...

Vegeta: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

Buriifu Bura: Yep!

Vegeta: THERE IS NO WAY MY DAUGHTER IS GOING OUT WITH THAT SON OF A THIRD CLASS BAKA!!!

Buriifu Bura: Bwahahaha!

Vegeta: I'll kill him first!

Buriifu Bura: No you cant! Bura won't like that!

Vegeta: Grrrr....

Buriifu Bura: If you hurt Goten she won't love you any more! Hahahaha!

Vegeta: Well... if I can't kill Kakarot's brat...

Buriifu Bura: >:D

Vegeta: I'll just kill you!!!

VeggiesChick: eep...

Buriifu Bura: o.o

Vegeta: ::runs at her::

Buriifu Bura: >:D ::fades away::

Vegeta: ::stops:: What?

Buriifu Bura: ::reappears next to Pammies:: :D

VeggiesChick: ::looks at her:: O.O How did you do that???

Vegeta: YOU LEARNED THAT FROM THAT BLASTED KAKAROT!!!

Buriifu Bura: =P Loser!!! Ahahahahaha!!!

Vegeta: ::points a finger at her::

Buriifu Bura: I'm not scared of you! ahahahaha!

VeggiesChick: Um... Kim? Remember what he did to all those Nameks?

Buriifu Bura: Yeah! That was great! Why?

Vegeta: ::smirks::

VeggiesChick: I think he's gonna-

Vegeta: BANG. ::shoots energy blast at Kim::

Buriifu Bura: o.o

VeggiesChick: Look out!

Buriifu Bura: ::jumps out of the way::

VeggiesChick: Whew!

Buriifu Bura: Haha! I win!

Vegeta: ::runs over and grabs her by the throat::

Buriifu Bura: o.o

VeggiesChick: Let her go! ::beats on his arm::

Vegeta: Weaklings! Ah ahahahahaha!

Buriifu Bura: >.<

Buriifu Bura: ...k...k...k....k..

VeggiesChick: Don't worry Kim! I'll save you! ::gets paper and pen::

Buriifu Bura: ::thinks::

VeggiesChick: ::scribbles::

Buriifu Bura: um....

::Vegeta's eyes glaze over, and he drops Kim::

Buriifu Bura: ::is dropped::

VeggiesChick: I save you with my author powers! ^_^

Buriifu Bura: Whew!

::Vegeta just stands there, frozen with one arm still suspended in the air::

Buriifu Bura: whoa...

VeggiesChick: Your welcome! ^_^

Buriifu Bura: ::stabs her with a spork anyways:: >:D!

VeggiesChick: OW!

VeggiesChick: ::takes it and stabs Kim::

Buriifu Bura: ouchies. ::takes it out::

Buriifu Bura: ::throws it away somewheres::

VeggiesChick: ::looks at Vegeta:: So...

VeggiesChick: what should we do with him?

Buriifu Bura: um....

VeggiesChick: hmm...

Buriifu Bura: :D!!!! Make him do the shake your booty cheer!

VeggiesChick: =D Yeah! ::writes::

Buriifu Bura: Jump, shake your booty!

VeggiesChick: Do you want anyone else in it?

Buriifu Bura: Um... Buu!

Buriifu Bura: And Mr. Satan, and yamcha!

VeggiesChick: Trunks?

Buriifu Bura: Yeah! And Piccolo!

Buriifu Bura: Android 16 and 19!

Buriifu Bura: Cell!

VeggiesChick: How about Goku?

Buriifu Bura: Yeah! and...

VeggiesChick: Goten!

Buriifu Bura: Whoooo

Buriifu Bura: Goten-kun!

Buriifu Bura: :D!

VeggiesChick: Pan...

Buriifu Bura: ~_~

VeggiesChick: uh, anyone else?

Buriifu Bura: Hehe and Bulma and everyone else can watch

VeggiesChick: which Trunks? Mirai, Chibi, or Gt?

VeggiesChick: all of them?

Buriifu Bura: Hmm...um....Mirai? O.o? I dunno, doesn't matter

VeggiesChick: all of them! Okay, wait a second..

Buriifu Bura: Kays

VeggiesChick: ::writes::

::the following people appear next to Vegeta in one line: Mirai Trunks, Chibi Trunks, GT Trunks, GT Goten, Chibi Goten, Goku, Pan, Mr. Satan, Buu, Yamcha, Cell, Piccolo, Android 19, and Android 16.::

::everyone else appears by Pam and Kim to watch::

Bulma: What the...

VeggiesChick: Just watch, Bulmies... Just watch...

Buriifu Bura: LOL

Buriifu Bura: ::Rolls on the ground laughing::

Buriifu Bura: This is my favorite cheer!

Buriifu Bura: :D

Everyone in the Cheerleading line: ::have pom poms in their hands, and start jumping up and down, movin their arms and legs back and forth::

Buriifu Bura: ::Claps::

Buriifu Bura: ::Sitting on the ground::

"Cheerleaders": Hey DBZ Fans!

Buriifu Bura: Hey what?!

Buriifu Bura: ::Stands up::

Buriifu Bura: :D!

"Cheerleaders": Hey DBZ Fans!

Buriifu Bura: Hey what!?

Cheerleaders: Shake your booty!

Buriifu Bura: No way!

Cheerleaders: Shake your booty!

Buriifu Bura: Okay!

Cheerleaders: ::start jumping around, shaking their butts:: Jump! Shake your booty! Jump Jump, Shake your booty! Jump! Shake your booty! Jump Jump, Shake your booty!

Buriifu Bura: ::Jumps-shakes booty:: ^_^

Buriifu Bura: Yeah!

VeggiesChick: ::does so too::

Everyone Watching: O.O ...... XD

Buriifu Bura: JUMP shake your booty! JUMP JUMP! shake your booty! JUMP shake your booty! JUMP JUMP! shake your booty!

Buriifu Bura: Whoooo!

VeggiesChick: More?

Buriifu Bura: Hehehehe!

Buriifu Bura: :D!!!

Cheerleaders: Hey Akira!

Buriifu Bura: o.o

VeggiesChick: psst! Kim! Line!

Buriifu Bura: Hey what!

Buriifu Bura: ^^;;

Cheerleaders: Hey Akira!

Buriifu Bura: Hey what!

Cheerleaders: Shake your booty!

Buriifu Bura: No way!

Cheerleaders: Shake your booty!

Buriifu Bura: Okay!

Buriifu Bura: JUMP shake your booty! JUMP JUMP! shake your booty! JUMP shake your booty! JUMP JUMP! shake your booty! ::Jumps shaking booty around::

Cheerleaders: ::start jumping around, shaking their butts:: Jump! Shake your booty! Jump Jump, Shake your booty! Jump! Shake your booty! Jump Jump, Shake your booty!

Buriifu Bura: Weeeee!!!

VeggiesChick: ::claps::

Buriifu Bura: Yatta!

VeggiesChick: again, or should we let them go?

Buriifu Bura: They can go. ^^

VeggiesChick: okay ::writes::

::everyone comes out of their peppy, cheerleading trance::

Vegeta: ::looks at his pom poms:: What the HFIL??

Bulma: Vegeta! That was soooo cute!

Vegeta: What was cute??

Buriifu Bura: Yeah dude!

Buriifu Bura: That cheer kicked ass!

Bulma: ::holds up video camera:: Don't worry! I got it on tape for you all to see!

Buriifu Bura: Yay!!!

Vegeta: Cheer...? Tape...?

Buriifu Bura: Yeah!

Buriifu Bura: You did so well!

Buriifu Bura: ::Claps::

VeggiesChick: ::writes::

::a huge big screen TV appears with a VCR::

Buriifu Bura: ::Wipes a single tear away::

Buriifu Bura: Yay!

VeggiesChick: ::takes the tape out of Bulma's camcorder:: You'll see! ::slips it into VCR and pushes play::

Buriifu Bura: ^_^

::the cheer is displayed on the screen::

Buriifu Bura: :D!

"Cheerleaders": ::start jumping around, shaking their butts:: Jump! Shake your booty! Jump Jump, Shake your booty! Jump! Shake your booty! Jump Jump, Shake your booty!

Vegeta: O_O

Buriifu Bura: Ahhh hahahahhaa

Buriifu Bura: ::Laughs watching it::

Goku: Hey! That looks like fun!

VeggiesChick: I'm sure you had lots of fun doing it.

Buriifu Bura: o.o hahahaha!

Vegeta: ::vein in forehead, face turning red::

Krillin: Hee hee hee...

Vegeta: ::turns SSJ::

VeggiesChick: o.o uh oh....

Buriifu Bura: Kewl!

Buriifu Bura: ::Claps more::

Buriifu Bura: ^_^!!

Vegeta: ::big bangs the screen::

Buriifu Bura: o.o

::the television explodes::

Buriifu Bura: Not so loud!

Buriifu Bura: Eeep

*KABOOOOOOOM*

Buriifu Bura: Oh,well we can buy a new one ^_^

Buriifu Bura: Kewl! o.o

::debris flies around::

Buriifu Bura: ::Ducks::

Vegeta: ::looks at Kim and Pam:: You're next!

VeggiesChick: O_O Uh, oh...

Buriifu Bura: Yatta!

Buriifu Bura: ::Jumps up::

Vegeta: ::runs at them::

Buriifu Bura: C'mon Veggie, I'll kick your ass!

Buriifu Bura: O_O

Buriifu Bura: ::Thinks::

Buriifu Bura: Um...

::suddenly, Goku appears in front of Vegeta::

Buriifu Bura: :D!

Buriifu Bura: Yeah Goku!

Buriifu Bura: Whoooo!

Goku: Come on, Vegeta! It was fun!

Buriifu Bura: ::Looks around::

Vegeta: It was humiliating!

Buriifu Bura: It was FUNNY

Buriifu Bura: Goddess!

Vegeta: ::looks at her:: ARRGH!!! ::charges::

Buriifu Bura: You're mean and rude and need to stop being a butthole Vegeta

Goku: ::grabs him:: Stop!

Buriifu Bura: u.u

Buriifu Bura: I win

Buriifu Bura: ^_^

Vegeta: ::struggles and stuff:: YOU BRAT!

Buriifu Bura: You butthole!

Buriifu Bura: =P

Vegeta:: ::gets an arm free from Goku's hold:: BIG BANG ATTACK ::blasts at Kim::

Buriifu Bura: Eeep

Buriifu Bura: ;-;

Voice: NOOOOOO!!!

Buriifu Bura: o.o

::someone shoves Kim out of the way::

Buriifu Bura: ::Shoved out of the way::

Buriifu Bura: Whoa

Buriifu Bura: That was awesome!

::the big bang explodes against the wall::

Buriifu Bura: o.o

VeggiesChick: Bura! You saved Kim!

Buriifu Bura: Maaaan

Buriifu Bura: :D!

Buriifu Bura: Yay!

Bura: Of course! She's my number one fan!

Buriifu Bura: ::Runs over to Bura and huggles her::

Buriifu Bura: You kick ass!

Bura: ^_^ thanks!

Buriifu Bura: You're my bestest friend!

Buriifu Bura: You are the wind beneath my wings!!! Yay!!

Buriifu Bura: :D!

Bura: ^_^ ::looks at her Papa:: Papa, leave Kimmy alone!

Buriifu Bura: ^_^ ::Nods::

Vegeta: ::stops struggling:: >.< Dammit...

Buriifu Bura: ::Pats Bura on the head:: Thank a goddess you ain't like Veggie over here. u.u

Bura: Well, at least not as violent o.o

VeggiesChick: ::nods::

Buriifu Bura: True true

Buriifu Bura: ::Sticks tongue out at Veggie::

Buriifu Bura: You lost! I won!

Buriifu Bura: Bwahhahahahaha

VeggiesChick: ::runs over to Vegeta, who is still being held back by Goku::

VeggiesChick: Hi, Veggie!

Buriifu Bura: Oh, boy...here we go..

VeggiesChick: Goku: Back off!

VeggiesChick: o.o

VeggiesChick: O.o you feeling okay Goku?

Goku: He's mine!!!

Vegeta: O.O

Buriifu Bura: o_o

Buriifu Bura: Eeeep...

VeggiesChick: o_o

Buriifu Bura: ::Stays out of this one::

VeggiesChick: WE WERE RIGHT!!!

Buriifu Bura: ::Creeps away slowly::

VeggiesChick: ::points:: I KNEW IT!!!

Buriifu Bura: ::Perks up:: Yeah!

Buriifu Bura: You WERE right!

Vegeta: Ahhh!!! ::struggles:: Let me go!

Buriifu Bura: Kiss him Goku!

Buriifu Bura: :D!

Vegeta: O.O NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Buriifu Bura: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! ^_^

VeggiesChick: Pucker up, Veggie! XD

Buriifu Bura: ::Whispers to Pam:: This should be good! XD

Bulma: NO! HE'S MY MAN!!!

Buriifu Bura: o.o

#17: ::walks over to Bulma:: Hey, baby...

Bulma: ::looks at 17:: Oh... hi.... ::blushes::

Buriifu Bura: o.o

Buriifu Bura: Whoa...

#17: Whaddaya say we go out to lunch?

VeggiesChick: BRB

Buriifu Bura: LUNCH?!?!

Buriifu Bura: Kays

Buriifu Bura: XD!

VeggiesChick: Back

#17: Fine... dinner... whatever...

Bulma: ::starts batting her eyelashes:: sure! ::giggles::

Buriifu Bura: Awww

VeggiesChick: Um... what about Vegeta?

Bulma: Who? Oh... You can have him if you want, Goku.::leaves with 17::

Buriifu Bura: Whoa

Vegeta: NO! Woman! You can't leave me here!

Buriifu Bura: Hahahahhahaa!

Buriifu Bura: ::Points and laughs at Veggie::

Buriifu Bura: You are a L-O-S-E-R!!!

Buriifu Bura: XD!

Vegeta: ::thinks fast:: Uh... psycho lady... I mean, Chi-Chi! Stop this!

Buriifu Bura: ::Skips around::

Chi-Chi: ::making out with Yamcha::

VeggiesChick: O.O

Buriifu Bura: o_o

Buriifu Bura: Oh, my...

Buriifu Bura: My virgin eyes.. ::Covers eyes::

VeggiesChick: ::writes::

::Chi-Chi and Yamcha are sent to another room to be alone::

VeggiesChick: I'll be having nightmares for years...

Buriifu Bura: ::Uncovers eyes:: Me too...

Buriifu Bura: =P

VeggiesChick: Whelp, I guess there's no one to stop you now, Goku.

Buriifu Bura: ::Scuffles over to GT Trunks:: Psst, don't go out with Pan. ::Scuffles back to her place::

Goku: Sugoi! ::leans his face in to kiss Vegeta::

Buriifu Bura: O_O

Buriifu Bura: Whoa!

Buriifu Bura: Yeah! >:D!!!

Vegeta: ::shoves his head away with his hand:: NO!!!

GT Trunks: What was that about Pan?

Buriifu Bura: ::Yells from across the way:: DON'T GO OUT WITH HER!! She....she's um....stupid...and stuff O.o;;

Vegeta: Oh, Dende! Why is no one helping me! ::is having trouble keeping Goku from kissing him:: ACK!

GT Trunks: Um... okay...

Buriifu Bura: XD!

Buriifu Bura: ::Loving this::

Vegeta: Someone help? Why aren't you helping? ::points at Pam:: I though YOU had a crush on me?

Buriifu Bura: ::Laughs at Pam::

VeggiesChick: That doesn't mean it's any less fun to see you tortured...

VeggiesChick: Besides, you and Goku look so KAWAII together!

Buriifu Bura: AHHH! BRB I hafta use the potty! *Poofies*

VeggiesChick: Vegeta: o_o

Buriifu Bura: *Poofies* Back!

Buriifu Bura: I know you missed me!

Buriifu Bura: :D!

Goku: Stop moving your head around!!!

Buriifu Bura: You tell 'im, Goku!

Vegeta: ::moves head around: Like hfil i will!

Goku: Dammit! Can someone help me?

Buriifu Bura: This is a battle you must not lose Goku!!

Buriifu Bura: I'll help!

VeggiesChick: XD

Buriifu Bura: ::Raises hand::

Goku: Okay, do you think you can hold his body still? Like, hold his arms behind his back?

Buriifu Bura: Sure!

Buriifu Bura: ^_^

Goku: Thanks!

Buriifu Bura: ::Walks over behind Veggie::

Buriifu Bura: Hmm..

Vegeta: Noooooo!!!! What did I ever do to deserve this? ::thinks:: Oh yeah...

Buriifu Bura: ::Grabs his arms::

Buriifu Bura: >.< Don't hurt me...or else...

Vegeta: ::starts to struggle:: EEEEEYYYYYAAAAAHHH!!!! Lemme go!!!

Buriifu Bura: Gosh you're such a sissy la la, Veggie, it's only a kiss...sheesh. u.u

Buriifu Bura: Eeep

Buriifu Bura: ::Tries to hold on to his arms::

Buriifu Bura: Pam!

Buriifu Bura: Eeeeee!

VeggiesChick: ::writes:: Here Kim. Now you should have plenty of strength to hold him!

Buriifu Bura: Yatta!

Buriifu Bura: ::Has no problem holding his arms back::

Buriifu Bura: Bwhahahahahha

VeggiesChick: ::gets out a camcorder:: A real Kodak moment this'll be!

Buriifu Bura: ::Smiles::

Buriifu Bura: Yatta!

Goku: ::tries to kiss him again::

Vegeta: ::keeps moving his head::

Buriifu Bura: You can do it Goku!

Goku: Dammit Vegeta! ::grabs Vegeta's chin:: There we go!

Buriifu Bura: Yeah!

Buriifu Bura: ^^

Vegeta: ::can't move his head anymore:: O.O

Buriifu Bura: >:D!

Buriifu Bura: Do it! Do it! Do it!

: Goku: ::gives Vegeta a looooooooooooooooooooong kiss::

Buriifu Bura: O_O

VeggiesChick: ::tapes it:: ah, the memories

Buriifu Bura: *Dramatic pause*

Vegeta: O.O

Goku: ::stops the kiss:: ::lets go of Vegeta's chin::

Vegeta: ::just stands there like O.O::

Buriifu Bura: *Blink blink*

Buriifu Bura: Whoa...

Buriifu Bura: Uh...

Buriifu Bura: ::Lets go of veggies arms::

VeggiesChick: Um.. I think you can let him go now, Kim...

Buriifu Bura: ::Steps way back::

: Vegeta: ::frozen::

Buriifu Bura: o_o

Buriifu Bura: Whos look at him..

VeggiesChick: what?

Buriifu Bura: whoa*

VeggiesChick: oh

VeggiesChick: Do ya think he's in shock?

Buriifu Bura: [ my hair got caught in my mouth and I couldn't fix what I wrote ^^;; ]

Buriifu Bura: ..Yeah..I guess so..

Vegeta: ::faints:: x.x

VeggiesChick: o.o

VeggiesChick: ::walks over to Vegeta::

VeggiesChick: ::nudges him with her foot::

VeggiesChick: ::sees the look on his face::

VeggiesChick: Psst! Kim!

Buriifu Bura: Eh

Buriifu Bura: o.o

VeggiesChick: C'mere!!!

Buriifu Bura: I'm too afraid...

Buriifu Bura: He's like...just standing there.

Buriifu Bura: It's scary...

VeggiesChick: Um... he fainted. He's on the floor...

Buriifu Bura: Oh, didn't see that part

VeggiesChick: He's out cold, so don't worry.

Buriifu Bura: -Taling to tons o people

Buriifu Bura: talking*

VeggiesChick: Just come over here!

Buriifu Bura: ::Scuffles over::

VeggiesChick: ::points at Veggie's face:: Look!

VeggiesChick: I... I.... think he's...

VeggiesChick: SMILING...

Buriifu Bura: o_O

Buriifu Bura: Oooouuuuuu

Goku: Yay!!! ::runs over::

Goku: ::picks Vegeta up and tosses him over his shoulder::

Buriifu Bura: o_o

Buriifu Bura: Eeee

Goku: Sayonara, Pam-chan, Kim-chan! Thanks for your help! ::puts two fingers to his fourhead and disappears::

VeggiesChick: *forehead

Buriifu Bura: ::Waves:: BYE!

VeggiesChick: Bye!

VeggiesChick: Well... that was... interesting...

Buriifu Bura: Indeed

Buriifu Bura: ^_^;;

Buriifu Bura: :D!

VeggiesChick: ::realizes that everyone else it still here:: Should I send them back?

Buriifu Bura: I love being mean to Vegeta

Buriifu Bura: Surely

VeggiesChick: Okay. Sayonara, minna-san! ::writes::

Everyone else: Buh-bye, Kim and Pam!

VeggiesChick: ::everyone disappears::

Buriifu Bura: ::Single tear::

Buriifu Bura: ...Byes...

Buriifu Bura: Uwahhhhh!

Buriifu Bura: ::Cries on Pam's shoulder::

VeggiesChick: It's okay! ::pats her on the back::

VeggiesChick: We'll see them again.

VeggiesChick: Maybe we can help plan Goku and Veggie's wedding! lol

Buriifu Bura: Yes!

Buriifu Bura: ::Nod nod::

VeggiesChick: It'll be very spiffy!

VeggiesChick: Doves, a hundred layer cake, the whole shebang!

Buriifu Bura: Yes!!!

Buriifu Bura: It will be awesome fawesome

 

The End (?)