Drabble Challenge #20: As the World Falls Down

Title: Crash
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: A bit of foul language
Word Count: 200

"It's not like I've been leading you on, Yamcha."

"What?! We've been dating for years!"

"We've barely spoken in over a month! Ever since you..."

"I explained that to you!"

"Yamcha, your actions made it very clear that you don't think much of us."

"You are so damn... What about you?!"

"What?"

"You think better of us than I do? You, the woman who stares at that monster's ass every chance she gets!"

"I do not!"

"Good job of looking me in the eyes when you say that."

"Regardless, it's over. Especially the way things stand now..."

"What do you mean? What's the matter?"

"Yamcha..."

"What is it?"

"I'm pregnant."

"You are? Oh, my god! That's fantastic! But why--"

"I'm only a month along."

"You didn't answer my question. Why--"

"Yamcha. A month. Think about it."

"...Oh."

"I--"

"Who's the father?"

"I haven't even told him yet."

"Who is it?"

"Yamcha..."

"Damn it! Who is it, Bulma?!"

"It's Vejita."

"What?"

"Don't be so dramatic about it."

"WHAT?"

"Don't yell at me!"

"You've got to be fucking kidding me!"

"Look, it's none of your business anyway, so--"

"Shut-up."

"Excuse me?!"

"Just don't fucking talk to me anymore."