Disclaimer: This goes for my last story too, because I forgot to put one on it. I do not own Dragonball Z or the characters.

The DBZ Gang is on Master Roshi's Island for a relaxing day at the beach. Suddenly, King Kai sent a telepathic message to Goku.

King Kai: Goku! Goku!

Goku: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.....Zzzzzzzzzzzz

King Kai: Wake up!

Goku: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.....Zzzzzzzzzzzz

King Kai: Goku! LOOK! FOOD!

Goku: Huh?! What? Where?

King Kai: Goku, I have a message of some urgency-

Goku: Wait a sec. I have to find the food.

King Kai: Didn't you eat it all already?

Goku: ...

King Kai: Anyway, you won't believe this, but Frieza's come back from the dead!

Goku: Is that so?

King Kai: Yes! He's going around the universe reclaiming his empire!

Goku: How do you know that?

King Kai: What else would he be doing?

Freeza (in his fourth form) is prancing around in a meadow with the butterflies. He has a sunflower tiara perched on his head, and he's wearing a sunflower necklace.

Freeza: ::does the dance of joy:: I don't know how I got here, but I feel so... happy! La, la, la, la! Oh, this is all I really wanted out of life! Just peace and quiet with all the butterflies! ::spots a rabbit sitting on the ground staring at him:: Oooo! Oooo! Lookie! A bunny!

The small rabbit is so scared of the pale creature dancing around in the field, that it is too frightened to move.

Freeza: ::picks up the rabbit:: Oh, you are such a cutie-wutie aren't you Mr. Bunny-wunny? ::cuddles the bunny to his chest:: I think I'll name you Mr. Snuggle-kins!

Freeza continues to dance around the meadow, the small rabbit trapped in his arms.

Freeza: I feel pretty!

Oh, so pretty!

I feel pretty, and witty, and GAAAAAAAAY!!!!

King Kai: You have to stop him!

Goku: ... I do?

King Kai: Of course you do! Now get going!

Goku: I don't know...

King Kai: What do you mean?

Goku: Well... why do I always have to save everyone?

King Kai: 'Cause you're the hero. It's what you do. You save the day in the process of almost getting killed, and all you get in return is a pat on the back.

Goku: Isn't that kind of a gyp?

King Kai: I don't hear Superman complaining. Do you?

Goku: But-

King Kai: Hold on a second and I'll tell the others.

King Kai then speaks to everyone on the island.

King Kai: Listen up, everyone. Goku has to save the world from Freeza so he'll probably need your help.

Krillin: Alright! I'm with you Goku!

Gohan: Me too, Dad!

Piccolo: Well, I guess if I don't go Gohan will bitch about it. So I'm in.

Tien, Chaozu, and Yamcha: Us too!

Bulma: What about you, Vegeta?

Vegeta: ::looks around at everyone:: Whatever. ::shrugs:: I guess.

Bulma: You GUESS? But, Vegeta! This is FRIEZA. You can finally get a chance to kill him yourself!

Vegeta: Well... after he's already been dead for so many years... it's kinda hard to still hold a grudge. I mean, forgive and forget, right?

Everyone: O.O

Vegeta: What?

Krillin: Erm... anyway, we should get going.

Goku: But-

Gohan: Yeah! Let's go kick some butt!

Goku: But-

Krillin: Show Freeza what we're made of!

Goku: But-

Yamcha: He won't know what hit him!

Everyone cheers, all hyped up for their upcoming victory.

Goku: BUT I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT HIM!

Everyone: O.O

Goku: What?

Chi-Chi: ::gets all happy:: Really?

Krillin: But, Goku, this is Freeza! We can't just let him get away with it!

Goku: Get away with what?

Krillin: With... with... with whatever he's doing! It can't be good!

Freeza is still frolicking around in the grassy plain with his new bunny under his arm. He comes across a stream.

Freeza: Oh, Mr. Snuggle-kins! Lookie! We can get a nice drinky-winky to quench our thirsty-worsties! ::sets the rabbit down by the stream:: Now you wait here while I get a drink.

The rabbit waits until Freeza turns his back, then hops off into the tall grass to escape the white creature.

Freeza: ::notices the rabbit is gone:: Mr. Snuggle-kins? Mr. Snuggle-kins?! *looks around* MR. SNUGGLE-KINS!!! ::cries::

Goku: I don't care if he's torturing little bunny rabbits! I'm not going!

Gohan: But, Dad! You have to!

Goku: WHY?

Gohan:...

Goku:...

Gohan:...

Goku:...

Gohan: KRILLIN! Will you help me here??

Krillin: Look, Goku, I know you. You can't just sit back while Freeza tries to conquer the universe!

Goku: How do you know that?

Piccolo: Will you stop asking that? What do you expect him to be doing??

Freeza is on his knees crying. Suddenly he stops and stands up.

Freeza: I know! Those monkeys and those earthlings must have taken my Mr. Snuggle-kins when I wasn't looking! ::growls:: I'll teach them! No one messes with Freeza and his bunny-wunny!

Freeza runs across the meadow and hops into a space pod.

Freeza: Computer! Set course for Earth!

Computer: Ahem...

Freeza: What?

Computer: Did you go yet? We don't need any accidents like last time.

Freeza: ::blushes:: I don't need to go.

Computer: Are you sure?

Freeza: YES! Now off to Earth at light-speed! ::rubs his hands together in evil contemplation:: Oh, yes... They'll pay. No one messes with my bunny!

Goku: Anyway, I'm not going to just sit around. I was thinking of seeing a movie.

Piccolo: YOU WHAT?

Goku: I was thinking of seeing the remake of Titanic. I heard that at the end in this one, everybody lives and Jack and Rose get married!

Vegeta: Kakarot!

Goku: What?

Vegeta: You jerk! I haven't seen it yet!

Goku: Well, neither have I... wanna come with?

Vegeta: Let's see... fight an evil, ambiguously gay monster that tortured me when I was a child or go see Jack and Rose live happily ever after... ::looks from Goku to the other Z fighters:: Screw fighting. I'm going to the movie theatre with Kakarot.

Bulma: You're going to see a romantic movie with Goku?

Vegeta: ... ew.... You wanna come, woman?

Bulma: What? Like a date?

Vegeta: Um... I guess...

Bulma: ::flings her arms around Vegeta's neck:: Oh, Veggie-chan! Finally we get to see a romantic movie together!

Vegeta: ::blushes:: Quiet, woman!

Yamucha: ::snickers:: Veggie-chan?

Vegeta: ::smirks:: I wouldn't talk. I know about you and your cat "friend."

Yamucha: Eep! ::shuts up::

Gohan: ::whispers to Krillin:: How is anyone in the theatre gonna see over his hair?

Chi-Chi: What about me, Goku?

Goku: Huh? Oh, you. You can come if you want to.

Chi-Chi: Wow. A double date with Bulma and Vegeta!

Piccolo: Have you all gone crazy??? Freeza is doing who knows what and you four are going to the cinema?

Krillin: Actually, I've been meaning to see that movie...

Tien: Chaozu and I wanted to see it too.

Yamucha: Can I call my new girlfriend real quick?

Gohan: Can I go too, Mom?

Chi-Chi: Well, there's a sex scene... but what the hell!

Everyone: O.O

Chi-Chi: What?

Gohan: Wanna come, Mr. Piccolo?

Piccolo: Well...

King Kai has been listening to them and just cannot believe this conversation is taking place.

King Kai: What is wrong with you?! Is a movie more important than saving the universe?

Goku: But it got four stars in the Satan City Post! And Ebert gave it a thumbs up!

King Kai: Really?

Suddenly, a round object hurls down from the sky, slamming into the ocean.

Vegeta: What the hell is that?

Krillin: It looks like a space pod!

The pod resurfaces, bobbing up and down in the water. It opens, and Freeza emerges.

Goku: Just when I was going to have some fun for once...

Freeza: ::speeds toward the shore:: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Goku: ::waves his arms at Freeza:: GO AWAY! SHOO!

Freeza: ::keeps coming:: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Vegeta: Is that a sunflower tiara? And a sunflower necklace?

Freeza: ::still coming:: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Goku: Well, I guess we should just get this over with.

Freeza: ::lands on the beach:: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Goku: KAAAAAMEEEEEEEHAAAAA...

Freeza: ::grabs his crotch:: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!

Goku: MEEEEEE- huh?

Freeza: ::starts dancing around anxiously:: WHERE IS THE BATHROOM???

Everyone: O.O

Freeza: What? WHERE IS IT???

Everyone: O.O ::points to Kame House::

Freeza: ::races inside::

Bulma: King Kai was all worried because Freeza had to take a piss?

King Kai: There must be some underlying scheme...

Krillin: What? He's gonna clog the toilet?

A flushing noise is heard from inside the house. Freeza comes out, looking incredibly relieved. Then he notices the Z warriors.

Freeza: YOU WILL ALL FACE MY WRATH!

Goku: Can't we do this tomorrow?

Freeza: NO! YOU WILL PAY!

Goku: Okay. It's your funeral. KAAAAMEEEEHAAAAMEEEEHAAAA!!!!

The blast knocks Freeza over- and destroys Kame House. Master Roshi and Oolong are in the debris, still ogling their magazines eagerly.

Goku: Oops...

Freeza: ::gets up:: WHY YOU... ::feels the top of his head:: My tiara! You bullies! First you steal my bunny and then you destroy my tiara! Is there any end to your evil? ::cries::

Goku: Bunny? What bunny?

Freeza: ::stops crying:: Don't play dumb with me!

Vegeta: Easier said than done, Freezy-boy.

Freeza: GIVE ME BACK MR. SNUGGLE-KINS!!!

Gohan: Um, we don't have your rabbit.

Freeza: You don't?

Gohan: Nope. Sorry.

Freeza: Then what happened to my bunny-wunny?

Piccolo: Maybe it ran away.

Freeza: ::cries::

Vegeta: ::walks over to Freeza:: Oh, come on, Freeza. These things happen all the time. Remember when my kitty ran away? I started crying and you smacked me in the head and told me to shut-up and get over it. ::smacks Freeza upside the head:: So shut-up and get over it!

Freeza: Um... Vegeta, there's something I never told you...

Vegeta: What?

Freeza: Your kitten never ran away. Zarbon opened the airlock and it was sucked out into space where it suffocated. I... I didn't have the heart to tell you...

Vegeta: Mr. Kitty-Witty... ::cries::

Bulma: ::hugs Vegeta:: It's okay, sweetie. Let it all out. We'll get you another cat.

Vegeta: I DON'T WANT ANOTHER CAT!!!

Freeza: So you guys don't have my bunny?

Goku: Uh, no.

Gohan: But you can go to a pet store in Satan City and get one.

Freeza: Really?

Gohan: Yup.

Freeza: Thanks a bunch! You monkeys aren't as bad as I thought.

Goku: Um, thanks.

Freeza: ::flies to his pod:: Thankies! Buh-byes!

Everyone (except the heartbroken Vegeta): Bye!!!

Frieza's pod flies off. Master Roshi and Oolong finally look up from their magazines.

Master Roshi: What happened to my house???

The End