Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or its characters.

Author's Notes: DBGT + Psycho + two friends talking on AOL IM while hyper = one weird fic O.o

[One day, Goku, Goten, Bura, Marron, and Trunks were just hanging out... somewheres... (hey, this was originally an IM convo ^_^;)]

Goku: Soooooo... Where's Vegeta?

Bura: e.e; Is that all you can think about?

Goku: ^_^;;

Bura: ~_~ Why don't you go steal someone else's dad! :P

Goten: Ah... amor.... ::starts playing romantic violin music::

Goku: o.o;;

Bura: ::Cries more::

Marron: ::Huggles Bra-chan:: There, there little squirrel. ^_^

Goku: -_-; I thought we had discussed this the other day... Just because your dad isn't in love with your mom anymore doesn't mean that he doesn't love you, Bura.

Bura: o_o

Goku: So... can't we be friends? ^_^

Bura: u.u....

Goku: Please?

Bura: Friends??? FRIENDS???!! O_O Aww yeah, sure! >:c Friends.

Goku: =(

Goten: Come on, Bura! This is my dad!

Bura: ::Shudders::

Goten: He's like, the nicest guy in the world. You shouldn't be jealous of him because your dad spends so much time with him now.

Bura: ::Eye-twitches:: Jealous?! I'm NOT Jealous!

Goten: Sounds like it. o.o;

Bura: ;.; Fine, you guys win...

Goten: Really? For once YOU DON'T WIN???

Bura: o_o

Everyone: o.o;

Bura: Composed...I'm composed.... ::Breaths in and out slowly::

Trunks: This... this has never happened before...

Marron: Oh, my...

Goku: I'm stunned...

Bura: ;.;

Goten: It's okay, Bura. Everyone loses now and then.

Trunks: And this is the first time you've ever lost anything, so it's not a big deal.

Bura: ::Glares at Goku:: I didn't lose...yet! I'm not gonna give up! I'm gonna win! I always win!

Goku: What is that supposed to mean?

Bura: It means you're gonna DIE!! ::Leaps at Goku::

Marron: Eeeep! O.O!

Goku: ::fades and reappears behind Goten::

Bura: ::Stops and turns around::

Goku: If you want me, you'll have to go through Goten!!

Goten: What??

Bura: ::Blinks:: Well... You can take me shopping and I'll forget about everything ^_^

Goku: Um... I lost my driver's license. o.o;

Bura: o_o! *Gasp* Why?

Goku: Um... I didn't know you couldn't drive on the sidewalk...

Bura: u.u You really ARE stupid.

Trunks: I guess I'll drive us then. Into the car. ::throws capsule into the air and car pops out:: Let's go. ::gets in front seat::

Bura: ::Claps:: Yatta! We're going to the mall! ^_^

Goku: But... but VEGETA isn't here... Where are those girls???

Everyone: ::looks:: O.o?

Goku: NO!!! Pam was the only one who could make Geta appear out of thin air... ;.;

*POOF* ::Kim appears for a sec::

Kim: Hiyas

*POOF* ::so does Pam::

Kim: Pam, do your stuff for Goku. e.e; ::Yawns::

Pam: Fine Fine. ::Writes some junk::

*POOF* ::Vegeta appears in Goku's arms::

Kim: o_o; Nice job Pam.

Pam: O.o I don't remember being that specific with the landing...

Goku: ^_^

Vegeta: O.o What the HFIL???

Kim: ^_^;;

Goku: Into the car! ::sits in the back with Vegeta in his lap::

Pam: o.o;;;; I'm going to go now...

Kim: ^_^;; Ahh well! Ja ne! *POOF* ::Kim's gone:: C'mon Pam!!

Pam: Ja ne! ^_^ ::waves:: *POOF*

Bura: ::Hops into the middle seat and drinks her PEPSI::

*POOF* ::The pepsi changes to Coke for no reason::

Marron: ::Also drinks a PEPSI, glancing at Trunks a bit::

Bura: ::Screams:: C-Coke!! O_O!

Goten: ::sits next to Bura, drinking a COKE:: What's your problem?

Trunks: ::starts the car and begins to drive::

Bura: ::Grabs another PEPSI::

::That one changes into a COKE too::

Bura: ::Screams again:: This is NOT funny! ;.;!

Pam: ::not seen, but heard:: YES, it is!

Bura: *Sigh* They kinda taste the same... ::Drinks the Coke anyways::

Trunks: ::turns on the radio:: Let's see what's on.

Bura: ::Sneaks a Pepsi and pours it on all the people that drink Coke:: ^_^ La de da.

::the Coke drinkers are magically clean::

Bura: O_O What!?

Radio: ::really loud:: IT'S MY LIFE! IT'S NOW OR NEVER!!!!! I AIN'T GONNA LIVE FOREVER!!!!

Goten: >.< TURN IT DOWN!!!!

Marron and Bura: o_o;

Trunks: ::reaches over to turn it down::

::as he changes the volume, a cute little squirrel jumps in front of the car...::

Bura: TRUNKS!!! SQUIRREL!!

Marron: ::Points:: O_O

Trunks: Wha-? O.O

Bura and Marron: >.< !

Squirrel: o.o?

Trunks: ::swerves around the squirrel::

::the car crashes into a tree:: *BAM*

Bura: Eeeep!

::airbags go off in Marron and Trunks' faces::

Marron: ::Screams::

Trunks: MMMPH!!! ::flails his arms::

Bura: Nice going TRUNKS! You baka. ::Looks down at her outfit::

Goten: ::shoots two small energy beams, popping the bags::

Trunks: ::breathes in glorious oxygen:: Is everyone okay?

Goten: I'm fine.

Marron: I'm alright...

Goku: I'm fine, and so is Geta.

Bura: I'm just peachy. e.e;

Trunks: Well, BURA, if you would've liked it, I could've hit that squirrel!

Bura: o_o; Well, now...if you woulda been watching!!!

Trunks: u.u; I doubt you woulda done any better.

Bura: Whatever.

Trunks: You probably drive like 'KAASAN.

Bura: O_O Oh, WHATEVER! I'm gonna be a great driver, just you watch and see. u.u

Trunks: Whatever. Everyone out of the car. ::gets out::

Goten, Goku, and Vegeta: ::get out::

Bura and Marron: ::Gets out::

Trunks: Ugh... We blew out a tire.

Bura: Niiiiice...

Goten: ::gets out his phone:: I'll call a tow truck. ::dials::

Bura: ^_^ Goten is sooo smart!

Goten: ^_^ ::talks on the phone::

Goku: So, where are we?

Marron: ::Puts her hair into two low pigtails:: *Sigh* Yeah, where are we?

Trunks: ::looks up at the sky:: Looks like it's getting dark. How about we just spend the night at that motel?

Marron: ::Nods::

Goten: ::reads the motel sign:: The Bates Motel...

Goku: Geta and I share a room! ^_^

Bura: What else is new? o_o...

Goten: I guess that means Trunks and I get a room, and you girls share one too. ::smirks:: Unless you wanna share a room with Trunks, Marron.

Marron: O_O What? ::Blushes::

Trunks: ::blushes::

Goten: Guess not.

Bura: ::Looks up at the hotel and shivers::

Goku: That house is creepy...

[The house behind the hotel sits on a large hill, and is obviously decades old. The gray paint is chipped and faded, the windows appear dirty even from far away, and the whole building looks like it could collapse at any moment.]

Bura: Eeep...

[The sky opens, and it starts pouring. Lightning strikes the tree the car ran into.] *CRACK*

Bura and Marron: ::Screams::

[The tree is now on fire.]

Goten: O.O!! Get away from the tree!

Trunks: Follow me to the main office! ::runs toward hotel::

Bura and Marron: ::follows Trunks::

Goten, Goku, and Vegeta: ::follow::

Trunks: ::runs under the overhang of the rooms, where it's dry, and knocks on the office door:: Open up!!

Bura: ::Whines:: My hair...

[The door swings open... but no one is there...]

Trunks: o.o

Vegeta: Eep..

Marron: That's pretty creepy..o.o;

Trunks: ::steps inside:: Hello?

Goten, Goku, and Vegeta: ::follow::

Marron and Bra: ::Follow::

Trunks: ::steps up to the desk:: Is anyone here?

Goten: ::points to the bell on the desk:: Ring that.

Bura: ::Shivers:: Brr...

Trunks: ::rings the bell:: Hello??

Goku: Maybe it's abandoned...

Marron: ::Looks around:: Yeah....

Trunks: I guess...

[A cold, clammy hand comes to rest on Bura's shoulder...]

Bura: O_O ::Turns around and screams without knowing what touched her::

Vegeta: O.O!!! Eeeep!!! >.< ::jumps into Goku's arms::

Some guy: O.o? Can I help you folks?

Trunks: Yeah... I.. I...::hyperventilates::

Bura: o_o I...I-I'm sorry sir. ::Bows::

Vegeta: ::gets down from Goku's arms:: u.u

Guy: ::bows:: It's alright. Sorry I scared you, young lady.

Goten: Are you the manager?

Guy: Manager, co-owner, cleaner... My name is Norman Bates.

[Thunder crashes.] *BOOM*

Marron: ::Shudders at the sound::

Trunks: Um... can we have three rooms? ^_^;;

Bura: And they better be nice ones! u.u

Marron: ::Nudges Bra and gives her a look:: Bra...jeez..

Norman: Of course. It's $17.75 a night. The rooms are spic and span, and there's a small kitchen in each one.

Trunks: ::gets out his credit card:: Are credit cards okay?

Norman: ::nods and opens a record book of everyone who stays:: Just sign here.

Trunks: ::signs and looks at the book:: Business slow, ne?

Bura: ::Looks at the book:: O_o

Norman: Yes... Ever since that main highway opened, barely anyone comes to stay here. You've been the first customers in about a month.

Marron: Wow... ::Rings out her hair and her pink dress::

Trunks: ::gives the man his card:: That's a shame. Why don't you just sell the place?

Norman: o.o Oh, no. ::starts acting weird:: I couldn't do that...

Bura: Why the hell not?

Norman: Mother... she'd be very upset... very...

Bura: Mother? O.o

Norman: She lives in the house behind the hotel.

Bura: o_o...Why on earth would she live in a place like that?

Norman: It's just been her and I for years... ::hands Trunks his credit card and three keys:: We've lived there ever since I was a baby... She's all I have left... I'm all she has left... She's sick, you see... mentally ill... I have to take care of her...

Bura: Mentally ill?!

Goten: Why don't you put her in a home?

Norman: A... a HOME? ::seems to get angry:: A HOME? You expect me to leave my mother in an insane asylum with a bunch of strangers?

Bura: o_o

Goten: Well, they take good care of-

Norman: I couldn't... I WOULDN'T EVER do that to my MOTHER! ::twitch::

Trunks: ::steps back:: Um... we'll just go to our rooms now. ^_^;;

Bura: Jeez.. Someone needs to take their meds. u.u

Marron: ^_^;; Yeah, c'mon Bra! ::Grabs Bra's hand::

Norman: ::jerks his head, as if he's heard something:: Mother?... Yes, mother... ::runs from the room:: I'm coming MOTHER!!!

Bura: ::Hand grabbed:: o_o;; Scary...

[Everyone leaves the room and watches Norman run up to and into his house.]

Vegeta: Weirdo...

Marron: I kind of feel bad for him...poor guy.

Trunks: ::hands Marron and Vegeta a key:: Goten and I get room 1, Bura and Marron get 2, and Goku and Otousan get 3.

Marron: ::Takes the key and nods::

Vegeta: ::takes the key::

Goku: ^_^ Let's go see our rooms! ::practically drags Vegeta to room 3::

Bura and Marron: o_o;;

Trunks: ::goes into room 1::

Marron and Bra: ::Walk into room 2::

Goten: ::follows Trunks::

[In Room 2...]

Marron: ::Looks around:: This isn't so bad. ^_^

[In Room 1...]

Goten: ::flops down on the bed:: Ooo!! Soft and bouncy! ::starts jumping::

Trunks: Stop that! You'll break it!

Goten: ^_^ No, I-

*CRASH*

Goten: o.o won't...

[In Room 2...]

Marron: ::Walks into the kitchen and looks around::

Bura: This is all Trunks's fault you know! ::Folds arms and sits on a bed, making sure she was loud so Trunks might hear::

[In Room 1...]

Trunks: u_u I am NOT sleeping on a broken bed. I'm going to go tell Norman that we need another room... >.< and pay for the bed... ::leaves the room::

Goten: ^_^; okay...

Trunks: ::walks up to the house::

Goten: o.o ...... ^_^ I'll go hang out with the girls! ::goes and knocks on Room 2's door:: Hello!!!

Marron: ::Makes some hot tea::

Bura: Erm... ::Get up and gets the door:: What!?--Oh, hiyas Goten. ^_^;;

Goten: ^_^ Hi! I kinda... ^_^;; broke our bed, so can I hang out with you while Trunks talks to Norman about a new room?

Bura: Sure! ^_^

Goten: Thanks! ^_^ ::walks in:: Konban wa, Marron!

Marron: ::Walks into the room from the kitchen:: Konban wa! ^_^

Goten: ::sits in a chair, carefully so he doesn't break it::

Marron: ::Has the tea in her hand with a few cups:: Tea? ::Flashes a warm smile, like Krillin's::

Goten: Yes, please! ^_^

Bura: Yatta! ^_^ Hai hai!

Marron: Okie dokie ::Sets the tea on a little table and pours three cups:: ::hands a cup to Bura::

Bura: ::Takes the cup:: Domo Arigatou, Marron-chan.

Goten: ::takes a cup:: ^_^ Thanks. ::takes a sip:: Yummy!

Marron: Enjoy. ^_^ ::Sips some of hers::

Goten: So.... what's going on with you and Trunks, Marron?

Bura: ::Sips some:: You make the best tea, Marron.

Marron: Thanks...uh...what do you mean? o_o;

Bura: Tell tell!

Goten: Oh, please. I KNOW you have a crush on him.

Marron: ::Blushes:: I..I do not. u.u

Goten: And MAYBE I would know if a certain someone feels the same way.

Marron: O_O..Eh..?

Goten: Why, Marron! I thought you didn't like Trunks. ::smirks::

Marron: Ahh, I do, I mean I don't! o_o!

Goten: Relax, Marron. I won't tell anyone. And Bura won't either, right Bura?

Bura: Hehe! Marron likes Trunks! Marron likes Trunks! Hey! When you and Trunks get married, you'll be my sister-in-law! Kewl! Nope, I won't tell anyone. I promise. ^_^

Marron: Ugh...you guys...

Goten: Wanna know something Marron?

Marron: What? e.e;

Goten: Trunks like you too. ^_^

Marron: O_O R-Really?

Goten: ::nod nod:: He's just too shy to ask you out.

Marron: Oh, really? u.u

Goten: o.o What's wrong?

Marron: ::Smirks like her mother:: Oh, and like you should be talking, Goten. ::Looks over at Bra:: and you too. I know you guys have a crush on each other.

Goten: o.o;.....

Bura: ::Coughs on her tea::

Marron: ^_^

Goten: ::looks at Bura:: o.o

Bura: ::Looks at Goten:: o_o

Goten: ::still looking at her:: ^_^;

Bura: ::Laughs a bit:: ^_^;

Goten: ::suddenly blushes:: Um... GEE! Trunks has been gone a real long time! Maybe we should look for him.

Marron: Oh! I hope he's alright.

Goten: ::puts his tea down, gets up:: You girls coming?

Bura: ::Puts her tea down also and gets up:: Yeah, why not?

Goten: Marron?

Marron: ::Nods:: Yeah.

Goten: Vamonos, chicas! ::walks out::

Marron and Bura: o_o; ::Follows::

Goten: ::walks up towards the house, going up the stone steps that go up the hill::

Marron and Bra: ::Follows Goten::

[Up in the house, a shadowy figure watches the three from a window as they climb up the steps.]

Marron: o_o;; Oh, Dende..this is scary..I hope Trunks is ok...

Goten: Don't worry it's just a house. There's nothing to worry about... unless there's some horrible killer inside... but nothing to worry about.

Bura: e.e; Just scare her to death--Killer?! You think!? O.O

Marron: Oh, my!

Goten: Oh, come on! If there was anything in that house there'd probably something watching us from the window! ^_^

Bura and Marron: ::Sweatdrop::

Marron: Okie everything's fine. ::Looks at the house, the window and the shadow thingy:: ^_^ La la--O.O AHHH! ::Points::

Goten: What???? ::looks::

Bura: ::Looks also:: O.O??

[The figure has disappeared before Goten and Bura could see it. The only thing the two see in the window is a still curtain.]

Goten: What is your problem? You nearly gave me a heart attack, Marron!

Marron: I-it's gone! I-I saw it!!

Goten: I think you just have the heebie-jeebies.

Bura: Jeez, Marron... ::Rolls eyes::

Marron: No!! I saw someone!! Bra! You believe me, right!! O.O RIGHT?!

Goten: e.e Riiiiiiight.

[They finally finish going up the stairs and reach the door.]

Bura: Maybe you just THOUGHT you saw something...

Marron: u.u Fine...

Goten: ::knocks:: Norman? You in there, man?

[There is no answer.]

Bura and Marron: ::They stand there shivering a bit, arms folded across their stomachs::

Goten: ::knocks again:: Well, at least it stopped raining before we came back out...

Bura: Yeah...

[The same dark figure reappears in the window above the door and watches the three...]

Marron: ::Sees it again:: GUYS!!! O_O LOOK! ::Points::

Goten: Wha? ::looks::

[The figure is gone once again.]

Goten: Marron? O.o Do you take any meds we don't know about?

Bura: ::still looking up at the window:: What the hell, Marron? >:\

Goten: ::really pounds on the door::

Marron: ::Glares at Goten:: I know what I saw!

[The door opens... and no one is there.]

Goten: ........

Bura: Whoa...

Goten: Maybe it was the wind.... o.o;;;

Bura: Y-you think? o_o;;

Marron: ::Whimpers a little:: Oh..I don't like this...

Goten: ::unsurely:: Um... yes! YES! The wind!

Bura: ::A little scared::

Goten: Let's go look for Trunks. ::walks inside::

Bura and Marron: ::Nods, walking in::

Goten: ::enters the front hall:: Norman? Trunks?

Marron and Bra: ::Follow close behind::

[The door slams shut behind them.] *BAM*

Goten: ::jumps:: O.O

Marron: *Gasp*

Bura: O_O

Goten: ::looks at Bura and Marron:: The wind?

Marron and Bura: ;.; ::Nods:: The wind.

Goten: ::gulps:: Well, let's go look upstairs... ::starts walking up the staircase::

Marron: Stairs...up there? o_o

Goten: Maybe Norman is up there and can't hear us... or something...

Bura: ::Grabs Marron's hand:: C'mon, don't bail out now! It's sorta like an adventure. ^_^

Marron: Eeep...

Goten: ::walks up the stairs slowly and carefully::

Marron: ::Follows Goten::

Bura: ::Follows behind Marron::

Goten: NORMAN? TRUNKS? Where are they? ::frowns::

Marron: Trunks-kun! Norman-san!

Goten: Trunks-kun!

[They reach the top of the stairs.]

Goten: DENDE DAMMIT! Answer me!!!

Bra: o_o I'm scared...

Marron: Me too, what if something happened to Trunks...

Goten: There's nothing to be scared of...

Marron: ::puts a hand on Goten's shoulder::

Goten: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Marron: ::jumps:: Eep!

Goten: You scared the crap outta me!

Marron: ^_^;; Gomen.

Goten: It's okay..

[A scuffling noise is heard off to the left.]

Goten: o.o Trunks?

Marron and Bra: O.O

[There is no answer.]

Bra: Trunks! This is not funny! u.u ::Folds arms::

Goten: ::takes a few steps forward:: P-probably just a mouse or something.... right, girls?

Marron: M-mouse...y-yeah...

Bura: He's probably playing a trick on us, that butthole.

[Lightning flashes and thunder crashes.] *FLASH* *CRASH*

Marron and Bra: o_o;

Goten: Yikes.... The storm started up again...

Bra: Greaaat..e.e;

Goten: Come on, girls. You ain't afraid of a little lightning are you? ^_^

[Suddenly lightning strikes the telephone pole outside, and the lights go out.]

Goten: o_o

Bra: ::Screams and clings to Goten's arm:: ;.;!

Marron: Eeep! What do we do?!

Goten: Um... we'll look for some candles or a flashlight or... Oh, wait! ::lights up the room by holding a ball of ki in his hand:: ^_^

Bura: Goten you're soo smart! ^_^ ::Stops clinging to his arm::

Marron: Yeah, good job.

Goten: Thanks! ^_^

[Suddenly, a tree branch crashes through a window at the top of the staircase, spraying bits of glass everywhere as the rain pours in.]

Marron and Bura: ::Screams:: O_O

Goten: AAH!! ::pulls the girls away from the window with his free arm:: Did anyone get cut by the glass?

Marron and Bra: ::Shake their heads no:: o_o

Goten: Good. Whew... Man, this better not be a joke because it isn't funny!

Bura: ::Glares, looking around:: Really..

Goten: ::pissed:: ALRIGHT, TRUNKS! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!!!

Bura: YEAH TRUNKS!

[There's a small noise in the nearby room.]

Goten: Ha! Found you!

Marron: o_o

Goten: ::storms into the room::

Marron and Bura: ::Follow Goten, close behind::

Goten: ::steps into the room: Okay Trunks, why the- ::freezes, staring at something by the window:: o.o

Bura: What!? What is it! Where is he?!

[By the window is the form of an old woman in a wheel chair facing the window, her silhouette only visible by the flashing lightning outside that casts light through the window. She appears to be gazing at the raging storm outside.]

Goten: Oh! Sorry if we scared you ma'am!

Bura: ::Sees the woman::

[The woman doesn't respond.]

Bura: Yo, lady! What the hell! Have you seen a guy with purple hair around here? He's real ugly and stuff.

Goten: ::approaches the chair:: Ma'am? Are you all right? I thought you were my friend playing a joke...

[The woman remains silent. Thunder crashes once again, but the form doesn't even flinch.]

Marron: ::Shivering::

Goten: o.O Ma'am? ::turns the chair around, holding the ball of ki a little closer to the woman's form to see her better in the dark.::

[The glow of the ki reveals that the old lady is just a corpse with a wig and a shawl over it's shoulders.]

Goten: O.O AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bura: O.O ::Points:: Wh....wh...ah..ehh...t...k...k...k...

Marron: Nani!? O_O

Goten: ::hides behind Bura:: What the HELL???

Bura: O.O What.....is.....THAT!??!

Marron: ::Begins to cry a little::

[The skull of the old woman breaks off the old and brittle spinal cord and the skull rolls over by Bura's feet.]

Bura: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Oh my GOD!!!

Goten: OH MY DENDE!!! It's a dead body! It's not even a body! It's a skeleton!

Bura: ::Cries, hysterically::

Voice: MOTHER!!!

[Norman runs in, hysterical, snatching the skull off the floor.]

Goten: Norman, what the HELL is going on!

Marron: ::Looks at Norman:: ;.;

Bura: Ew...ew...ew..ew...ew...o_o

Norman: ::frantically trying to put the skull back on the body:: Mother... no... MOTHER... ::turns to the three:: >=( What did you do to Mother??

Bura: What the hell did YOU do to mother?!!? You sicko.

Goten: We didn't do anything! What the hell is a corpse doing in your house??

Norman: Corpse?? ::twitch:: This isn't a CORPSE! This is my mother!!

Bura: ::Hides behind Goten a bit:: What's wrong with him...?

Norman: Mother... she and I... we've been together forever! I p-promised I would never leave her!

Bura: ::Begins to get teary eyed:: . . .

Goten: (to Bura) He's just disturbed... We better get out of here and call the cops...

Marron: ::Stands there crying::

Bura: I'm scared.

Norman: :: talking to the headless corpse:: Mother... no mother... I'm sure they didn't mean it.... Mother, no! Leave them alone! ::hands shaking:: You have to stop hurting people!

Marron: Whaaat? o_o Hurt....people?

Goten: ::starts backing out of the room, pulling Marron and Bura with him::

Norman: ::suddenly gets all glassy-eyed. He puts the skull in the lap of the body and walks over to a bureau, pulling out a wig and a shawl and putting them on::

Bura: ::Cries:: Oh, Dende! This is sick!

Goten: (to Bura and Marron) Get ready to run when I say so...

Marron and Bura: ::Nods::

Norman: ::reaches into the drawer again and pulls out a knife:: (in an old woman's voice) Don't worry, Norman... I'll take care of them...

Marron and Bura: O_O NANI?!?!

Goten: FUCK! RUN!!! ::runs, still pulling Bura and Marron::

Marron and Bura: ::RUNS quickly::

[The three race down the stairs and outside into the storm.]

Goten: ::pulls them down the stairs leading to the house, and stops::

Bura: He's going to kill us!! He's going to kill us!! ::Freaks out:: O_O

Goten: ::looks at the house:: I...I don't see him...

[Norman is nowhere to be seen...]

Goten: Are you two alright?

Marron: Hai...I think so..

Bura: ::Shakes head no:: NO! He's going to kill us! O_O

Goten: Oh, no! Trunks! Shit! Do you think he got him?

Marron: Oh, no! Trunks-kun! ::Cries more::

Bura: He got Trunks! He got Oniisan! O_O What'll we do!?

Goten: We don't know that... I... I have to got back in and look for Trunks...

Bura: ::Grabs onto Goten's arm:: Goten! Don't leave us! ;.;

Goten: Wait! 'Tousan and Vegeta! ::pulls them over to the rooms and knocks on Goku and Vegeta's door::

[Goku opens the door.]

Bura: Son-kun! ::Huggles him::

Goku: ::yawns:: What's up? ::looks down at Bura:: You like me now?

Bura: Guy! Killed! Trunks! ::Cries::

Goku: Huh?

Marron: No! We don't know that for sure!

Goten: Get inside the room! ::pushes everyone in::

Goku: What are you guys talking about?

Goten: Well, you see, we were looking for- ::stops, covering his eyes:: Um... could you put on some pants?

Bura and Marron: Dende...9.9

Goku: Huh? Oh! ::puts on his gi pants:: Gomen... ^_^;;

Vegeta: ::sleeping in the bed, under sheets:: Zzzzzz...

Goku: Now what's wrong?

Bura: He's going to kill us...he's going to kill us! o_o ::Traumatized::

Goku: Who??

Goten: NORMAN!!!

Marron: ::Shivers at the name:: He's a sick man...

Goku: Norman who?

Goten: e.e The guy who owns this place?

Marron and Bura: -_-()

Goku: Oh, him! He's a nice guy...

Goten: ::falls over::

Bura and Marron: ::Fall over also::

Bura: Baka!

Goku: What? o.o

Goten: DAD! NORMAN IS A SICK WEIRDO WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE KILLED TRUNKS!

Bura: He's going to kill us! He's going to kill us! o_o

Goku: Oh, dear...

Marron: ::Nods:: We have to find Trunks-kun!

Goku: ::gently shakes Vegeta:: Geta! Wake up!

Vegeta: ::eyes still closed:: Good Dende, Kakarot! Haven't you had enough?

Goten: o_o;;

Marron and Bura: o_o;;;

Goku: Trunks is missing!

Vegeta: ::opens eyes and sees the other three:: o.o;

Goku: Norman may have done something to Trunks...

Vegeta: What? The guy who's always talking about his mom?

Goku: ::nod nod::

Bura: He's going to kill us! ::Cries::

Vegeta: What makes you say that?

Goten: He started chasing us with a knife and he thinks he's his mother!

Vegeta: Wuzza?

Marron: He's really sick...

Goten: We have to go in the house and look for Trunks!

Marron: Yes! We have to! ;.;

Vegeta: Alright! Alright! Keep your pants on! Speaking of which... ::looks around:: Where are mine?

Goten: o_o;;;;;; Um... I'm gonna wait outside...

Marron and Bura: -_- Us too.

Goten: ::goes outside::

Marron and Bura: ::Walks outside::

Bura: We're doomed. ;.;

Goten: ::closes the door:: Note to self, NEVER be in bedroom with Vegeta-san and 'Tousan...

Marron: You guys have a really, really, weird family. o_o

Goten: ^_^;;

Bura: -_-; I hate my life... Dysfunctional family...

Goten: I'm sure Trunks is fine...

Marron: I hope so.

[The door opens and Vegeta and Goku are clothed in their regular outfits.]

Vegeta: Let's go. ::starts walking in the rain toward the house::

Goku and Goten: ::follow::

Marron and Bura: ::Follow::

Vegeta: ::walks up to the house and pounds on the door:: Open up!!!!

Bura and Marron: o_o;;

[The door creaks open... but nothing is there...]

Goten: That happens a lot around here...

Vegeta: o_o Um... WELL! What are we waiting for? ::shoves Goku in front of him:: Get a move on Kakarot!

Marron: Poor Trunks-kun, I hope he's alright. ::Looks to the ground sadly::

Bura: What's the matter Papa, afraid of the big scary, old house?

Vegeta: :: glares at her:: I wasn't the one that came running to 'Tousan when a puny cross-dressing human threatened her with a knife.

Bura: o_o;

Goku: ::steps inside:: Hellllloooooo?

Bura: ::Whispers to Marron:: No, he doesn't sound like a fairy...e.e;

Marron: ::Giggles a little, whispers:: Leave him alone ^_^

Goten: ::elbows Bura:: Come on, B-chan-a-banana. He's my 'Tousan...

Bura: o_o! Gomen, Goten-kun.

Goten: It's okay. ^_^

Goku: So... where is he?

Goten: Maybe he went back upstairs with his mother's corpse... ::shudders::

Vegeta: CORPSE? o.o

Bura: o_o Yus, corpse.

Goku: o_o Eep... Well... up the stairs then... ::walks up::

Vegeta and Goten: ::follow::

Bura and Marron: ::Follow:: >_<

Goku: ::reaches top:: What room?

Goten: ::points to the right:: I- in there! >.<

Goku: ::walks over to the door::

Vegeta and Goten: ::follow::

Bura and Marron: ::Follow::

Goku: ::pushes the door open::

[The door swings open, revealing.... nothing.]

Goku: O.o

Vegeta: What the hell? I thought you said there was a corpse!

Goku, Vegeta, and Goten: ::walk into the room::

Marron and Bura: ::Walk in also::

Goten: But it was here! Norman's mom's skeleton in a wheelchair! Dressed up to make it look like she was still alive!

Bura: Skull...foot...scary..

Vegeta: ::walks over to the window:: I don't see anything here... ::looks at the sky through the window:: Hmm... The storm stopped again.

Bura: It was here damnit! It was!

Marron: ::Nods:: It was...

Vegeta: Wait! I see what's going on here! ::looks at Bura:: This is one of your cries for attention to get me away from Kakarot! ::looks at Goten and Marron:: And you two are helping her?!

Bura: What the FUCK! ARGH! I hate you!!!

Vegeta: I knew it...

Goten: That's not it!! Norman is a psychopath!

Vegeta: Prove it.

Goten: Um... I.... ugh....

Bura: e.e; You have got to be kidding me..

Goten: Well, if Norman was here now, the wig, the shawl and the knife would prove it!

Vegeta: ::looks out the window and points:: He's right there.

Goten: WHAT? ::runs over to window::

Marron and Bura: O_O NANI?!?!

[Norman, dressed normally, is outside, going into each of the rooms and changing the sheets.]

Goten: But... But... But...

Bura: That asshole is going to die!

Marron: But...how...? What...

Vegeta: Oh, my Dende! He- He's CHANGING THE SHEETS! THE MONSTER! e.e

Bura: Papa! SHUT UP! ::Glares at him::

Vegeta: Come on, Kakarot. Let's go back to the room. I'm sure Trunks is somewhere. We'll just ask Norman.

[Vegeta and Goku leave the room, going downstairs and out of the house.]

Goten: He must've hidden the body...

Marron: Gosh...

[Goten watches as Vegeta and Goku approach Norman, but before they can speak, a tow truck pulls up and Trunks steps out of the passenger side.]

Goten: O_O NANI???

Marron: TRUNKS-KUN!

[Goten, Marron, and Bura run from the house and down the steps towards Trunks.]

Goten: ::runs up to Trunks, hugging him and knocking him over:: IT'S YOU!!!!

Marron: ::Sheads small tears:: Trunks-kun...

Trunks: O.o Nani???... Goten! Get off!!

Bura: ^_^ Trunks! You're okies! Yatta!

Goten: Gomen! ^_^;; ::gets off::

Trunks: ::stands up, dusting himself off:: What is your problem? You act like I'm back from the dead or something.

Marron and Bura: ::Looks at Goten::

Goten: ::looks at Bura and Marron, then looks back at Trunks:: WHERE WERE YOU??

Bura: Really! u.u

Trunks: o_o Norman didn't tell you?

Marron and Bura: O.o?!?! Nani?!

Goten: ::looks at Norman over by Goku and Vegeta:: Nooooo....

Trunks: Well, I met Norman outside the house and I was telling him about the bed when the tow truck that Goten called showed up. Norman and I went over to the guy, who said he needed someone to come with him to fill out papers for the car. So I said I'd go and told Norman to tell everyone where I was.

Marron: o_o

Goten: ::looks at Norman:: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?

Norman: You never asked.

Bura and Marron: ::Anime falls to the ground::

Goten: ::falls over::

Norman: o.o;

Goten: I'm just glad you're okay, Trunks.

Marron: ::Smiles:: Me too.

Trunks: O.o Why wouldn't I be?

Vegeta: The three stooges here thought that Norman had dressed up in drag and killed you.

Bura: ::Glares:: Norman is a sicko! He could of done it!

Norman: I don't know what you're talking about.

Bura: You're a liar

Norman: (to Vegeta) Kids and their imaginations today, ne?

Goten: ::glares:: Trunks may still be alive but we KNOW what we saw!

Bura: You asshole...you're gonna pay for this Norman!-- If that's even your real name! You freak!

Norman: If you can prove I've done anything wrong, go ahead.

Trunks: ::looks from Norman to Goten, Bura, and Marron:: I must've missed something big...

Marron: You're a sick man.

Bura: Norman here, is INSANE. He tried to kill us!

Norman: o.o Kill you? Why on Chikyuu would I do that?

Bura: Don't play dumb with me.

Norman: I don't have to take this. (to Vegeta) If you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if your party left.

Vegeta: It's probably for the best.

Trunks: ::points to the fixed car on the back of the tow truck:: Yeah, the car is all fixed now.

Marron: ::Shakes head::

Goku: ^_^ Okay. Everyone get anything you left in your rooms!

[Goten walks off to his and Trunks' room, keeping an eye on Norman, and Trunks, still a little confused, follows. Bura mumbles something and goes to her and Marron's room, Marron following. Vegeta, grumbling, and Goku go to their room. They gather their things and walk out of the room over to their car that's still attached to the tow truck.]

Tow Truck Guy: ::detaches car from the truck:: Good-bye, folks.

Trunks: Bye! And thanks.

[The tow truck guy drives off.]

Goku: ::takes everyone's stuff and puts it in the trunk::

Bura: ::Walks over to a praying shrine, kneels, closes eyes, and puts hands together:: May Norman's death come quickly. ::Bangs the little gong::

Everyone: o.o;

Bura: ::Scuffles back to where everyone's at:: ^_^

Trunks: Um... let's go... ::gets in the driver's seat::

Goku and Vegeta: ::sit in the very back::

Marron: ::Gets into the front seat::

Bura: ::Gets into the middle seat::

Goten: ::sits next to Bura::

Trunks: Bye, Norman! ^_^

Norman: Ja ne.

Goku: Thanks for the rooms! ^_^

Bura: Kiss....my.....ass.... ::Sticks the middle finger out at him:: Byes! ^_^

Goten: I hope your MOTHER'S CORPSE STAYS IN ONE PIECE!

Marron: ^_^;;; Sicko...byes!

Goku: Goten! Apologize!

Goten: ::mumbles something that may or may not be an apology::

Trunks: ::drives away::

Goten: Trunks?

Trunks: Yeah?

Goten: You ever get us stuck in the middle of nowhere again, I'LL KEEL YOU.

Marron: I'm just glad you're ok, Trunks-kun. ::Smiles at him::

Trunks: Thanks... although I still don't know exactly what went on while I was gone...

Goten: It's a long story... You don't need to hear it...

Bura: ^_^ Well, at least now we can finally get to the mall and - O.O ::points:: TRUNKS! SQUIRREL!

*CRASH*