INTERVIEW W/ INUYASHA
INTERVIEW W/ SUKASA
INTERVIEW W/ LARVA
Hallie: My name is Hallie! Welcome to the Interview room 101! This is that awesome interview show we all love so much! Plus we have 3 hot interviewers! So who couldn’t like this show! Ki-chan Well today we only have 2 hot interviewers! Saralane isn’t here! So it’s just me and Hallie! Anyways today, we’re interviewing Inuyasha! Hallie: So let’s welcome that HANSOME HUNK INUYASHA!! *Inuyasha comes running out and plops downing the chair by Ki-chan* Ki-chan: Well nice to see you again! How are you? *Ki-chan and Inuyasha hug* Hallie: I wanna know how come you always know the cute guys! I only know Buu! Ki-chan: Buu’s cute! He’s soooooo pink!!! And squishy! And ADORABLE! Hallie: And he eats a lot! Ki-chan: SO! Hallie: He isn’t cool at all! I mean you know all these BIG TIME STARS! Like VEGETA AND HIS FAMILY, INUYASHA, AND ALL THE MAIN STARS ON YUYUHAKSHO! It’s not fair! Plus you know even more people than the ones I listed! Your not fair! *Hallie is yelling and jumping around while knocking over stuff with her arms* Ki-chan: I think this is a good time for a break. *Ki-chan says through gritted teeth* Hallie: NO WE’RE NOT TAKING A BREAK! I AM GOING TO SAY WHAT I WANT TO SAY! Inuyasha: Will yall stop being b *The carma cuts off* *the carma comes back on* *Ki-chan and Hallie have dog piled on Inuyasha and are beating him up* *From underneath them* Inuyasha: I’m sorry! I didn’t mean it! *They keep beating him up* ::COMMERICAL:: Hello this is a commercial.... now the commercial is over.... ::Commerical is over:: *Ki-chan, Hallie, and Inuyasha all have bandages on them, and the camera lens cracked* Ki-chan: Well um.... *looks around at Hallie, and Inuyasha* .... uh... Hallie: Looks like we’re out of time! And I need an amblance. Ki-chan: Thanks for tuning in! And If I wasn’t all bandaged up I’d wave bye!
Interview with Sukasa Ki-chan: Welcome to interview room 101! *Ki-chan waves at the crowd with a huge grin on her face* Well... I know that with the last interview we got off to a bad start! But... this time it’ll be different! Cale: Today we’re interviewing Sukasa! He is from the show //hacksign. Ki-chan: Thanks Cale! Oh and Cale is filling in for Hallie. Hallie... is... uh.. sick. *Ki-chan winks at Inuyasha who is standing off stage.* Cale: Any ways... Without Further ado here is Sukasa. *Sukasa runs out from back stage. And waves at the crowd. And then sits down beside Cale.* Ki-chan: WOW! YOUR EVEN CUTIER IN PERSON! You wanna go out afterwards? *drool* Sukasa: Yeah sure. *Ki-chan and Sukasa stare at each other.* Cale: Uh aren’t we supposed to be interviewing him? Ki-chan: .............. Cale: Sukasa? Sukasa: ............... Cale: AM I ALONE IN THIS WORLD!? *Inuyasha comes running off the stage and punches Sukasa* Inuyasha: EYES OFF MY GIRL! Cale: Inuyasha... she isn’t your girl... is she? Inuyasha: YEAH! Sukasa: Sorry I.... I.... didn’t know! Ki-chan: Alright boys! Let’s not turn this into Jerry Springer! Inuyasha: Then tell this fool you love me! Ki-chan: I do! But can’t I have both? I mean one half demon and one boy from a game!? It’s every girls dream! Inuyasha: NO! ONLY ONE! SO CHOOSE! Sukasa: Now don’t make this hard on her. It’s ok. I don’t care. Ki-chan: Aww...... I don’t know... their both so HANSOME! What do you think Cale? Cale: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME!! I’M A GUY I DON’T JUDGED OTHER GUYS! Inuyasha: How about a fight to choose who will claim Ki-chan? Ki-chan: You mean like I’d be the prize! *Ki-chan giggles* LIKE BACK IN THE OLD DAYS WHEN MEN WOULD FIGHT FOR THE PRINCESSES HAND IN MARRIGE! *Ki-chan claps her hand and giggles some more* Inuyasha: I Guess *puzzled* Ki-chan: COOL! Cale: AUBRI! Sukasa doesn’t fight! He’ll die! Ki-chan: OH! *Runs over to Sukasa and puts armor on him* THERE! Now you CAN FIGHT! Cale: Ki-chan! Ki-chan: Alright... but it was just getting good! *Ki-chan pouts* Cale: Alright Inuyasha and Sukasa why don’t you both have a seat? *indicates the two chairs beside him* Inuyasha: Alright. *Picks the chair up and sits it beside Ki-chan* Cale: Right. *Sigh* Anyways so Sukasa you’re a boy that is trapped in a game.... WILL YOU TWO STOP THAT! *Inuyasha and Ki-chan are sitting in a chair kissing* Inuyasha: AH BUTT OUT! *Kisses Ki-chan* Cale: GOSH PLEASE GET A ROOM! Sukasa: Well I would say I don’t have much of a chance. Cale: KI-CHAN YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE YOUR JOB! Ki-chan: OH NO! *Jumps off Inuyasha and sits down in her seat* I CAN’T LOSE MY JOB! I LOVE MY JOB! Cale: THEN ACT RIGHT! Inuyasha: YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE AT HER AGAIN AND I’LL CUT OFF YOUR HEAD! *puts the Tetsiga to Cale’s throat.* Cale: Well I think this interview is over..... *gulp* How much longer are you going to point that at me? Ki-chan: Now boy’s let’s play nice.... ok?
Interview with Larva Katelyn: HEY yall! Well My name is Katelyn and I am new on this show! Uh today is gonna be so awsome, because I’m on here! Just kiddin! Ki-chan: Thanks Katelyn *giggles* Well today we’re interviewing Larva from the show Vampire Princess Miyu. Katelyn: Larva! EWWW! Is he a bug? Ki-chan: *snorts* Nope. Poor guy, everyone teases him about that name. Anyways here’s Larva. *Larva walks out onto the stage and stands infront of the chair pulling his hood farther over his head* Ki-chan: *shudders* Larva please sit down. Katelyn: psst Ki-chan. *hand over her mouth* Why do I get bad vibes from this guy? Ki-chan: I dunno. Larva: I have business to attend to, I must go. I have to kill Miyu. Ki-chan: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Not on my time you wont! *Jumps up and pushes Larva into a chair* SIT! Katelyn: Wow can you say royal bi.. *camra cuts off* *commercial break* Girl: Call 1.800.4567.morehairnow to stop your balding problems today! A/n: don’t call the number because this product doesn’t really exsist. Nothing works for balding problems so get over it. *camra cuts back on* Ki-chan: Ok welcome back yall! Now Larva, tell me why do you want to kill the person who you seem to have feelings for, Princess Miyu? Larva: Because I just want to. Katelyn: Wow what a helpful guy. Ki-chan: Really. Larva: Thanks. Ki-chan: Uh, so KATELYN wants to know if you have a girlfriend. Larva: Yea. Katelyn: I did NOT want to know that, Ki-chan does! *InuYasha runs out onto the stage* InuYasha: *puts his nose to Katelyn’s* NO, she does NOT want to know! She and I are a couple! Ki-chan: InuYasha please calm down hun, she was playing around. Katelyn: *grabs InuYasha’s shirt* Boy you best not get in my face like that EVER again! Ki-chan: Katelyn don’t kill him k? Katelyn: I might! Ki-chan: Don’t even try it, he’ll go all “mad demon man” on you, like he did Hallie. InuYasha: YEAH! Katelyn: And I’ll got all “mad woman” on you, so don’t play! Ki-chan: Ok you two chill! InuYasha: No she isn’t gonna talk to me like that! Ki-chan: Well will you look at that we’re outta time! *looks at InuYasha evilly.* InuYasha: No were not! *pulls out tetsiga* Now listen here you little *camra cuts off* *carma cuts back on and is laying on the floor with the lens cracked (again), And InuYasha is wrapped up in bandages* Ki-chan: She told you not to play, but noooo you didn’t listen. *puts another bandage on InuYasha* And look you two ran Larva off. Katelyn: Well I guess this interview is over. Ki-chan: BYE and hopefulyl well have a good interviewwith out fighting in it soon!
