ALIENS ARE OUT THERE!!!

"ALIENS GET ME OFF!!!"

---Says shocking secret sex diary of STARSEED SONG

---startling truth revealed to the world by

MENNEN BLACK

Dear Diary, I've never been satisfied with normal sex. I've read all the books. I just thought I was weird but now I understand.

It all started when my best friend Suzie called to remind me of that rave flyer we found. It read "BENEFIT FOR TERRESTRIAL HOMO SAPIANS"-something about an endangered species.

Next thing you know we're halfway across the Bay Bridge in Suzies convertible beamer. We took the top down to check out the city skylight. A brilliant flash of light caught Suzie's attention. "Omigawd!" Was that a UFO or what? I was digging in my purse, but when she said that, I felt like we were being scoped out-Big time-by who knows what?CREEPY!.

We followed some Raver-types to the right warehouse. The guy at the door said we were on the guest list. COOL! As we walked in this dude dressed up like the Cat in the Hat handed us some PEZ. We popped them in our mouth to freshen our breath. "That'll be $25" Laughing hysterically we walked towards the dance floor. "$25?-Like,no way dude-get REAL!!!

The music was cranked WAY UP. We couldn't hear ourselves think. We asked the nearest dancing diva "What kind of music is this?"---"Hard-core Techno and Space-core"

Thats when I saw HYMN!!! Those large black shiny eyes that radiated love, truth, and beauty. As if by magic the crowd parted as I levitated towards the being whose eyes had captured my soul.

Suddenly it all made sense!. The entire chain of events that I call my life had been engineered to bring me to HYMN. "Haven't we met somewhere before?" Without word I heard "Yes, That was a long time ago when you were much younger".

Before I knew it I was in the parking lot. My hair stood on end as a blinding beam of light engulfed me. I gaped up in awe at the huge mettalic disc hovering overhead. The shimmering skin of the saucer loofed like it was stretched to it's silvery limit, soft and rock hard at the same time.

I awoke in a purple haze totally naked, floating over a table. Usually I would have freaked, but instead I felt enraptured,sexy and thoroughly connected. An electrical burst passed through me that seemed to probe into the very essense of my being. Each individual cell was buzzing with energy, burning with genuine lust.

"What do you want from me?"--"Only a small piece"--"TAKE IT-Take anything I have, dreamboy"

At that point a needle descended directly into my naval piercing. That's when I noticed that my 8-gauge ring was gone. "Can I have it back? It was a gift"--"No Problem" That's when things started to get hot!!!--"Together we can BE EVERYTHING, DO ANYTHING"--"Anything? Can you make me cum?"--"SURE"

A warm red liquid gelatin enveloped me coating every inch of my skin. That's when my lover transformed into a molten silver metal which flowed over my body caressing every fiber of what I am. My body was just one big G-spot! He gushed in waves all over my breasts, my pink nipples jutting out of a silver sea of pure orgasm!!! "I want you inside me" The alien complied.

I could feel myself getting wet as his silver substance oozed between my legs. As I spread wide, my dream creature covered my clit like an organic form-fit custom vibrator. Unimaginable tentacles seemed to fill every orifice of my body, pulsing like hummingbird wings. A jolt rushed through my quivering flesh curling my toes.

"We are all Cosmic Citizens" I flashed through alien eyes reflections of my mother, my father and myself dancing around an ancient tree of life. A thousand big- screened T.V.s radiated scenes backwards to my childhood and beyond!!! Suddenly I saw my mother in a ship just like this one!!!

My whole being burst into the meta-consciousness of the alien liquid state. Then I noticed that we weren't alone! We were never alone!! there were other participants in our estatic love scene. That made me happy. I love sharing!!!

I awoke to find myself back in my own bed. My body was so super sensitive that I knew something happened for real. I had finally had my first orgasm, my first thousand actually!!! Oh Diary-I'm totally afraid to tell my girlfriends because they'll, like, think I'm some sort of space nympho or something!!!

It's been a whole six and a half days. Surfing the net, I constantly check my e-mail hoping my alien dreamship will buzz my cyberspace real soon.

P.S.---I FOUND ANOTHER FLYER!!!!!!