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                                                 DBZ Addiction List


Are you addicted? Here is a list of over 50 reasons YOU could be addicted to the famous Anime that’s got everyone hooked.

This is a list I’ve composed of many different people’s work while adding a little bit of my own material. Though I spent much time, and some of this is my material, I can take no credit.

This list was made for you to measure yourself and see if you really are a true DBZ fan (it was also made for me to watch you laugh your ass off).If you answer “yes” to any of these questions you are truly a DBZ addict.

1. You start wondering what bra size Bulma is.

2. You wonder what 18's bra size is.

3. You wonder if they wear bras (not a bad thing).

4. During a gang fight, you suddenly yell "Kaio Ken times 3!" thinking your power might increase, sadly that’s the last thing you ever say....

5. You pick up a frisbee during a fight and yell "Destructo Disk Engage!" and throw it at whom your fighting.

6.You stand outside the IRS with your hands in the sky trying to summon a Genki-Dama.

7. (from above) People join you...

8.Whenever you see the moon you point at it and try to hit it with a Masenkosapou in hopes to save the world from oozarus.

9. You wonder why 18 and Bulma aren't homosexual.

10. You name your son shoe, shirt, or underwear. Hoping that they will become great fighters due to their stupid names.

11.You begin to think that if you talk like Piccolo girls will like you more.

12.You call up Nasa and tell them you have a great idea for intense, physical training, called a Gravi-Tron.

13.After they laugh at you, you foolishly attempt to build the Gravi-Tron.

14. When the Gravi-Tron doesn’t work, you set off on a quest for the 7 dragon balls so you can wish for a Gravi-Tron.

15. You wonder if Bulma has PMS 24/7(which she does!).

16.You try to go super saiyan when one of your friends mispronounces a dragonball character name.

17. You try to eat your fellow classmates (unfortunately the ones with boyfriends) after you believe you've turned them into chocolate.

18. In the locker room you tell your friends that Fusion is better then sex.

19. Every time you receive an F you try to make the teacher explode with ki attacks

20. When that fails you charge him or her screaming KAIO KEN!!!

21. You put seven marbles marked 1, 2, 3..etc in front of your pet boa (whom you insisted upon naming Shenlon) and ask him to bring Bulma to life.

22. You eagerly await Bulma's arrival, when she doesn't show up, you think that your “dragon” isn't powerful enough so you set off for the planet Namek in your capsule (a bicycle with a toilet paper box on top of it).

23. You go to a fur store and buy a racoon tail, then you superglue it to your rear.

24. You await the full moon so you can take revenge on your enemies.

25. When this doesn’t work you’re disappointed to find that you’ll have a racoon tail stuck on your ass for the rest of your life.

26. You start envisioning your older brother as Radditz.

27. You randomly attack your brother thinking he will one day try to kill you.

28. You busta vein in when you try to concentrate your ki and raise your power.

29. You search every Anime Playboy magazine and Hintai website in hopes of catching a glimpse of Bulma nude.

30. On the street you and your friends encounter a gang, they pull out guns and tell you that you’ve got 15 seconds to live. You tell your friends to run, reassuring them that if you die, they can wish you back with the dragonballs. Then you scream Kaio-Ken and sadly, those are your last words.

31.When your asked what you want for dinner you scream Bulma!

32. You shave your little brother's head and put dots on his head with your “DBZ Magic Marker” thinking he will look like Krillin.

33. You sometimes wish your girlfriend wasn't as bitchy as Chi Chi.

34. Every time your alone you try to move objects with your mind and you end up with an incredible headache.

35. You try to learn the bukujutsu technique by jumping from the roof of your house or building.

36. Your Christmas list reads:    1. every DBZ movie ever made
                                                     2. a Capsule Corp. T-shirt
                                                     3. DBZ gel pen
                                                     4. Bulma
                                                     5. Bulma's bra
                                                     6. Bulma’s punaani
                                                     7. my very own power pole
                                                     8. AH 18
                                                     9. 18’s bra
                                                   10. 18’s punaani....   wait a second, does she have punaani?

     once again you find that you’ve wasted 8 hours thinking about absolutely nothing.

37.
          11. trio with Bulma and 18...

38. When walking down the side walk you try hard not to “fall off” in fear of going to the Home for Infinite Losers.

39. You constantly catch yourself saying "Pass the Kakarottes?" at the dinner table.

40. You climb streetlights thinking that you'll reach Korin Tower.

41. You jump out the tenth story window of a hospital building crying, “flying Nimbus!”. Sadly, you then fall to your death.

42. You imagine #18 and Bulma having intercourse with each other.

43. You carry a wooden poll on your back and when you take it out you cry, "Power poll extend!"

44. You talk to every frog you see thinking it's Captain Ginyu.

45. You get a pet cat, name it Korin, give him a bean plant and a staff and tell him to grow senzu beans.

46. You beg your girlfriend to dye her hair green and where a capsule shirt...

47. (From above)After the break up, you decide Bulma is the only one for you.

48. (From above)You spend the rest of you pitiful life waiting for her and die from self inflicted depression.

49. You shave your head bald, dye your skin green, tape pipecleaners on your head, and deliberately cut your arm off, then you try to regrow it. You bleed to death while still concentrating your energy.

50. You entered in the “Win Bulma’s Bustier!” contest over 1,000 times.

51. You collect Playboy magazines hoping to obtain a larger collection than Roshi.

52. You waste several paychecks on bottles of Ultra Super Mega Hold hairspray trying to get your hair just like Vegeta's.

53. You go to a local plant store and ask them if they have any Senzu Plants.

54. You spend 30 or more years trying to control your ki.

55. Every night you dream of buttfucking Bulma.

56. You start talking like Frieza, then all the men in the room slowly back away from you....

57. All your life you refuse to get a hair cut so that your hair will get long enough so that you'll look like SSJ3.

58. On Halloween you see a kid wearing a Frieza costume, you jump him and start beating on him while screaming
"You killed Krillin" .

59. You constantly find yourself calling your best friend Krillin.

60. When someone tells you DBZ is just a cartoon you say, "Cartoon???".

61. You think the mimes on Broadway are Chaozu's relatives.

62. You light a beach ball on fire and you throw it at your son saying "It will only hit the pure hearted" then when it hits your son he gets 2nd degree burns.

63. You point at your T.V. when DBZ is cancelled and expect it to blow up.

64. On the off nights, you dream of buttfucking 18.

65. You lose a fight in school cause the whole time you were trying to form a Genki Dama.

66. You try to get out of a fight by telling the other person that your power level is higher than theirs.

67. You have your own Tenkaichi-Boudakis.

68. You lock yourself in a closet with a large grandfather clock and begin to meditate. When you finally come out, you find that an entire year has passed. You then ask yourself, “what went wrong?”.

69. Then you remember how much your power level must have grown and your ok.

70. You turn into a super saiyan when you're playing basketball and miss a rebound.

71. You go to an engineering school to learn how to make a scouter.

72. You tell your friends that you can sense the pizza delivery guy’s power level, and that he is close.

73. At your best friends funeral your the only one not crying because you remember that he's never died before so you can wish him back with the dragon balls.

74. Every night, you pray to Kame that one morning you’ll wake up with your dick up Bulma’s ass.

75. You know the name of every episode of DBZ.

76. You CANNOT comprehend why there isn’t a 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, Dragonball Z channel, yet.....

77. When the last 6 people that pronounced a DBZ name wrong in front of you were all seen in the obituaries.

78. The hardest question you’ll ever ask in life is, “I wonder what android pussy tastes like”.

                If you don’t answer “yes” to one of these you could be:

                                                           Canadian,
                                                           perfectly normal,
                                                           married,
                                                           Catholic,
                                                           Jewish,
                                                           mute,
                                                           blind,
                                                           Krillin,
                                                           a total slut,
                                                           a whore,
                                                           in love with your sister,
                                                           God fearing,
                                                           residing in Antarctica,
                                                           German,
                                                           or dead .

If none of these you are...      A Jewish gay residing in Canada that showers once a month and lost his virginity when he was three.