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Top Ten Lists
You've seen them on the David
Letterman Show, and now you can see them here. I've already completed a
few tops ten lists about ChibiUsa, but I need some from the otaku, too. Send
your ChibiUsa tops tens to Vejjiechan. Please try to be as original as
possible, and make sure it's not more than PG-rated. ^_^ (New additions are at the end)
Top ten things we want
to know about ChibiUsa:
10. How she makes her pigtails so poofy.
9. What hair dye she uses. ^_^
8. How much Luna-P cost.
7. How exactly she became a senshi.
6. If her pink sugar wand has a warranty.
5. What she does when she runs around Tokyo. :>
4. If she was ever caught robbing a sweet shop.
3. If she ever led the Japanese mafia. ^_^
2. When she'll switch to decaf.
1. What her mother was actually trying to do with her hair ...
Top ten things we DON'T
want to know about ChibiUsa:
10. How much candy she's eaten.
9. What organizations she secretly works for.
8. What she really thinks of the other senshi.
7. How many riots were caused by her actions.
6. What her motives are.
5. How much hair spray she uses.
4. Where she shops for clothes.
3. How many people's lives she's taken over.
2. If she ever uses her bazooka. 0_o
1. How she got kicked out of the CIA. :>
Top ten reasons why
ChibiMoon
is the best of the sailor senshi:
10. She's the cutest.
9. She always ends up having to save everyone's @$$.
8. She's the smartest.
7. She doesn't have to wait for someone to tell her to attack for her to do it.
6. When she even seems worried, we actually believe it.
5. She puts SailorMoon to shame.
4. She doesn't waste time with group pep talks. o_0
3. She can makes anyone do what she wants. ^_^
2. Her insults are actually original.
1. Pink sugar rules!!!!
Top
ten ways to piss ChibiUsa off:
10. Insult her hairdo.
9. Make fun of her name.
8. Harass Hotaru.
7. Tell her that when she becomes queen you'll conquer Crystal Tokyo.
6. Flirt with Helios.
5. Take SailorMoon and Tuxedo Kamen hostage.
4. Tell her that pink is sissy.
3. Kill SailorPluto.
2. Laugh at her attacks and fuku.
1. Pull Diana's tail. Top
ten reasons ChibiMoon should lead the sailor senshi:
10. Pudding after victories. ^_^
9. Has a Pegasus for security.
8. Did I mention she's the smartest?
7. Thinks and acts quickly.
6. Has some class and dignity. (more than Usagi, anyway)
5. Can get anybody to listen to her.
4. All the senshi love her. (good employee-relation)
3. Smallest, therefore the most skillful.
2. Ruthless.
1. Anyone who sees Twinkle Yell is bound to have a seizure. (heehee,
j/k)
Top ten
ChibiUsa pick-up lines:
10. "I don't usually tell people my identity, but in your case,
I can make an exception ...."
9. "Wanna see me transform?" o_0
8. "Helios? Who's that?"
7. "The keyword is HEART attack .."
6. "Well, you can have my heart crystal."
5. "Call me odango atama whenever you like!"
4. "Check out my sailor fuku." :>
3. "If you don't like pink I could always switch to purple!"
2. "Do you like pudding?"
1. "I'm not really the weakest senshi ... (smirks)."
Top ten reasons
why the other senshi are better than ChibiMoon: (by Trecentia)
10. Chibiusa's fuku is pink. What's better than pink? Lessee, black, dark blue, purple, aqua green, red, light blue, green, orange . . .
9. Ami's Shabon Spray is stronger and more effective than Pink Sugar Heart Attack.
8. If Mako and ChibiUsa got in a fight, Mako would win.
7. If Haruka and ChibiUsa got in a fight, ChibiUsa would die.
6. Masanori liked MICHIRU.
5. Rei has better fashion sense (that's not saying much).
4. Who'd wanna date a unicorn when you could steal Prince Diamond from Usagi?
3. Compare ChibiUsa's hair to Usagi's hair. ChibiUsa makes Usagi looks like a model for Cover Girl.
2. It's called Bishoujo Senshi Sailor MOON for a reason . . .
1. Even Cloverway's seiyuu for Usagi is better than ChibiUsa's . . . x_x
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